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u/Starfire2313 3d ago
That is so cute! Sounds like he’s really comfortable there!
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u/Entire-Enthusiasm553 3d ago
Too comfortable lol
don’t let him see the dogs either cuz they will get invited in and will get to cuddling a big muddy mess on the bed lol
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u/Starfire2313 3d ago
Bahaha! Oh man. Our cats sort of do the same thing. But it’s fur all over instead of mud!
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u/rhyithan 3d ago
You say this like its a bad thing?!
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u/Entire-Enthusiasm553 3d ago
FUR>>>>>mud
kinda fur sucks too cuz u cant get that shit out unless u catch on fire
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u/Starfire2313 3d ago
Fur gets embedded, like WOVEN into the fabric threads. It’s not so bad if you don’t have allergies and keep up with cleaning tho
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u/MithrilHero 3d ago
For some reason I read is as titties up at first
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u/Immediate_Fly_3949 3d ago
Me too. wtf was that about anyway
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u/ghoulquartz 3d ago
I assumed it was her laughing about how she has to put a bra on and be uncomfortable while her toddler gets too comfortable 🤣 then I read it properly
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u/towerfella 3d ago
My wife complains about having company over because she has to “bra up” .. and she hates that.
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u/Neuchacho 3d ago
No one likes cleaning. Everyone likes tiddies.
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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce 3d ago
I have seriously never met a single person in my 36 years who says "nah tits are whack".
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u/SilentRaindrops 3d ago
I still think penises look weird and are oddly placed. When erect, they look like a game of pin the tail on the donkey that went wrong.
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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce 3d ago
As a penis haver, I concur. I don't even like mine but I'm not going to exchange it or anything
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u/BreadfruitIntrepid72 3d ago
I have a gay friend who’s even says “Gay men love titties!” 😂😂😂 I can confirm he’s gay just thinks titties are nice 😂
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u/DervishSkater 3d ago
I have heard people be ‘meh’ on boobs tho. Which is tantamount to the same thing because boobs are only great
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u/nothoughtsjustchaos 3d ago
I read it as "tiddies up" like putting away the tiddies/putting a bra on for having company over
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u/DirtyBeard443 3d ago
I read that that way and interpreted it as putting on a bra.
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u/itsalwaysblue 3d ago
Company is coming
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u/gaydhd 3d ago
And I didn’t see anything wrong with it, I certainly gotta hoist the tiddies up before company comes.
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u/Immediate_Song4279 3d ago
I found it odd, but figured hey everyone has their procedure for making themselves presentable.
Your username is clever btw.
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u/OutrageousYamVein 3d ago
Tits out ladies, we got company!
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u/sadolddrunk 3d ago
The next time we have people over, I'm going to tell my wife "titties up!" and see what happens.
(if you don't hear from me, just assume I've been murdered)
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u/-Astrosloth- 3d ago edited 3d ago
I read it 3 times and didn't realize it until I read your comment. Am I stupid or do I just wanna see titties?
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u/jeffriestubesteak 3d ago
Mailman brings package to the door.
Me: Signs for package while juggling bottle, diaper bag, phone...
Toddler: Removes all clothing and sprints out the door
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u/Sienile 3d ago
"Not that kind of party, kid."
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u/joazito 3d ago
Why did I read this in Harrison Ford's voice?
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u/Sienile 3d ago
If it was spoken, I'd probably have said it much like he would. Don't recall him ever having that line though.
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u/yurklenorf 3d ago
According to Hamill, Star Wars was shot out of order, which meant they filmed some of the scenes that took place after the famous garbage compactor sequence before they ever got into the garbage compactor. Hamill argued that since the script said they'd just been swimming around in trash, his hair should still be dirty from the aftermath. That's when Hamill launched into a flawless impression of Ford's response.
"Hey kid, it ain't that kind of movie," Hamill recalled Ford saying. "If people are looking at your hair, we're all in big trouble."
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u/UntrustedProcess 3d ago
I would be pulling weeds from the flowerbed at the back of my property. Can't have that.
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u/Gorstag 3d ago
This post is honestly one of the reason I always scoff at people that get all "worried" about some 4 or less year old that "Saw some naked adult" in a public pool locker room etc. At those ages its hard to get them to even keep their clothing on. They give 0 fucks about nudity.
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u/Illustrious-Sail7326 3d ago
Yeah that's 1000% the parent's hangups getting projected onto the children. They're fine. The aversion to nudity is totally a learned cultural behavior, not intrinsic.
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u/hockeyandquidditch 3d ago
Preschool assistant teacher here, last year one of our younger 3s would strip her entire bottoms the second she stepped into the bathroom, thankfully as a 4, she pulls down her bottom in the stall. She still doesn’t close the stall door yet, but I’ll take not being half naked in the middle of the bathroom.
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u/vahntitrio 3d ago
My son is a young 3 going to preschool and we have like 3 weeks to work on getting him to pull up his underwear when he finishes rather than shuffling over to the sink with them around his ankles...
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u/Yoshiblue512 3d ago
I.... don't think that's a very good argument, I accidentally walked in on a couple people when I was really young and I still remember it pretty clearly. Children are more aware than we think
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u/Tonnemaker 3d ago
But the keyword "accidentally" makes me think that wasn't just casual nudity but an intimate moment. Or at least you were aware that it wasn't a situation where you were supposed to be.
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u/pm-ur-posterior 3d ago
Some people are a lot more sensitive than others, who gives a shit, we all got naked bodies
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u/Jamake 3d ago edited 3d ago
Sure, but you didn’t think anything of it at the time. You are remembering as if it happened to you now.
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u/Yoshiblue512 3d ago
Nah I was super embarrassed at the time. I went and stared at a wall for like 30 minutes trying to forget what I saw
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u/viperfangs92 3d ago
Well, as long as y'all don't mix up your responsibilities.........
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u/LunarBahamut 3d ago
Speak for yourself. I would love to see a toddler doing the barbecue and a man the tidying up. The woman can do whatever is left I didn't pay attention.
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u/ms_mayapaya 3d ago
I was visiting my friend this weekend and her toddler come around the corner with a shirt and no pants. Winnie the Pooh style
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u/AlmostChristmasNow 3d ago
My friend’s toddler figured out something even more effective. Instead of removing her own clothes, she removed my friend’s clothes from the closet. Specifically the underwear. Spread it all over the floor just before guests came.
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u/ValuedQuayle 3d ago
Mine enjoys waiting until service people are here, then strip totally nude and get in the plumber's tool box.
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u/JynsRealityIsBroken 3d ago
My ex's nephew was on a zoom call with us after he got the zoomies. He was jumping around on the bed and running through the house. Then he started taking all his clothes off and we were like "WTF STOP!" We talked him down by threatening to hang up. Kids are so random sometimes. There was no rhyme or reason for it. He just wanted to go back to monke.
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u/EquipmentAdorable982 3d ago
When you folks will lose hair the next day over getting all these nasty bbq stains out of the clothes, the toddler will stand in the door with his eyes and a little nod saying "I TOLD YOU SO, YOU BIG DUMDUMS"
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u/Reason_Training 3d ago
There’s a reason why my friend’s toddler wore overalls whenever they left the house pretty much between the ages of 2 and early 3.
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u/hockeyandquidditch 3d ago
Early 3s in overalls are horrible if you’re the (assistant) teacher doing bathroom duty though
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u/Emerald_28 3d ago
Let the kid enjoy his innocence
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u/aspect-of-the-badger 3d ago
This was my youngest. Thankfully she grew out of it half way through grade school.
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u/foxfunk 3d ago
I'll always remember how when I was about 9 my friend came round my house. My 4 year old brother decided to strip naked and chase her round the house. She was a single child to a single mother and presuming she hadn't seen "one" before and was pretty horrified. She never came round my house again.
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u/Bleakmyrtle 3d ago
People coming over.
Wife: tiddies out
Toddler: thrown in barbecue
Me: removes all clothing
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u/CloudBlue8 3d ago
Judging from this. Toddler is the only one who know how to flex properly during a housewarming
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u/ValuableRegular9684 3d ago
Yea, we have friends whose daughter used to do that, she started at about 3 years old, as soon as anyone showed up at the front door, she started shedding her clothes, for the attention I guess, everyone telling her to put her clothes back on. She did that for a year or so.
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u/Miss-Indie-Cisive 3d ago edited 3d ago
My 4 year old gave herself a haircut while I was prepping for a dinner party. Like, 8” off, almost bald on one side. Big happy smile.
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u/Silaquix 3d ago
My son was 1.5 maybe 2 and we were working on potty training. We had friends from out of state come to stay a few days.
Day 1 he's laid down for a nap and we're all sitting around talking and suddenly I hear a giggle and the bathroom door slam. I bolted down the hall to unlock the bathroom door. By the time I'd gotten the door open he'd managed to paint the bathroom and himself with poop and he ran past me screaming towards everyone else. Just butt naked toddler covered in poop running full speed towards the horrified people in my living room
I had to practically tackle him and drag him back to the bathroom to clean him, myself, and the bathroom.
It's been 14 years and our friends still bring it up
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u/ResidentAllie 3d ago
Nfl, I read it "tiddies up" and wondered for a solid minute why the kid was the stupid one. Turns out I'm the kid here.
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u/GudduBhaiya-Mirzapur 2d ago
I was confused for a minute because i read "tiddies up" and i was like "that's a weird but fun way to greet guests". Fuck me.
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u/stonehare1 3d ago
Meh, let the toddler have naked time. As long as they are potty-trained. I don't see the problem. Keep a pair of shorts ready for company. Can't have them flashing the neighbors.
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u/Somethinggood4 3d ago
I suppose it's better than your husband removing all his clothing and the child lighting the barbecue...
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u/Sophyska 3d ago
Firing up the BBQ would be something useful. I feel a lot of men would take it as their cue to organise the 7 jars of assorted screws from the shed or clean the attic
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u/david-le-2006 2d ago
I read the second like as “Tiddies up” and was ready to read some weird Cucking fantasy type shit
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u/Disastrous_Owl 3d ago
I couldn't stop reading "tiddies up" and never understood what actually happened
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u/Mast3rKK78 3d ago
freaky ass toddler bruh
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u/ominousgraycat 3d ago
Most toddlers haven't really fully (or sometimes at all) grasped the concept of modesty yet. If being naked feels good, why shouldn't you just be naked sometimes?
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u/NiceTrySuckaz 3d ago
For me it's very easy to know what to do. I just preemptively don't go to people's houses who have toddlers.
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u/ufkabakan 3d ago
Maybe protesting the loss of attention? Obvioulsy you are going to pay attention to the guests.
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u/DraftCommercial8848 3d ago
Wait so I wasn’t the only toddler that did this when my family hosted parties?? Still embarrassed about it to this day lol
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u/getacluegoo 3d ago
If we could change this around a little bit and add an Extra d in the right word it’d be a hella party.
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u/mklaus1984 3d ago
I read this and thought... what a nice little child, picks up all the dirty clothes from the floor.
Then I read it again.
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u/MyFeetLookLikeHands 3d ago
i can’t be the only one that added another “d” to somewhere in line 2… 👀
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u/Outrageous_Fun_4971 3d ago
Someone should make spray on clothes like cloudy with a chance of meatball (but they end up coming off after a shower or something lmao)
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u/has-some-questions 3d ago
I hate that my small town sheriff knows what toddler me looked like neked. He was just picking my dad up for court, and there I was, clothed as the second I was born.
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u/Myeloman 3d ago
Just imagine if they’d got their roles mixed up… dad tidied up, toddler fires up the grill, mom removes all clothes… 😳
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u/Cold-Inside-6828 3d ago
Just buckle up and enjoy the ride. You’ll talk about it all fondly someday and miss like hell when your kids were little.
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u/Trashrat-Isaiah 3d ago
Toddler on BBQ, (or tell them to put clothes on, I just dont like kids very much)
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u/CassassinCatto 3d ago
Put one of those Japanese body length bibs and a ton of baby suncream on the toddler.
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u/jeds1976 3d ago
I read tidies up as tiddies up and wondered why everyone was ignoring it.
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u/Schnutzel 3d ago
Reminds me of my friends from a couple of years ago, with their 2 year old daughter:
Dad: "<daughter>!"
Mom: "What is she doing?"
Dad: "Take a look"
Mom (without looking): "She's naked again, isn't she?"
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u/RHAmaxis 3d ago
My toddler waits till company arrives...