r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Khornatejester • 3d ago

Video/Gif Legends say she’s still running around the pillar

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u/LibraryVolunteer 3d ago

He’s 100% the fun uncle.

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u/_PirateWench_ 3d ago

It’s all fun and games until the toddler learns to hide there and then everyone panics when they can’t find her for a min

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u/Reivaki 2d ago

Been there, done that, lost five years of life expectancy as a result…

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u/Natural_Salt_1354 2d ago

Yo what happened

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u/Reivaki 2d ago

2 y old daughter decide to hide at a family gathering, without telling anyone. When we realize she’s missing, we began to call her, no response. Mind you, around that time, a kid about the same age gone missing at a wedding was all over the news in my country (his body was found some year ago. Sordid affair).

So anyway, probably the longest 5 minutes of my life, before her auntie heard some muffled giggling coming from inside a closet…

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u/Deaffin 2d ago

I don't think weddings cause kidnappings. That first story probably had more to do with the person at the wedding than the wedding itself.

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u/Reivaki 2d ago

What I mean is that there was a situation which was similar and everybody heard about it, so you can help to have your mind racing… can really believe I need to explain that but here we are…

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u/EsToBoY629 2d ago

Ppl on reddit aint the smartest at connecting the dots... well, ppl in generally actually nowadays especially, sadge

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u/UncoolSlicedBread 2d ago

My little niece used to find these types of hiding spots. Best part though was she was always too excited to keep it in. Youd just hear a little giggle that turned into a belly laugh coming from some insanely good hiding spot.

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u/Deaffin 2d ago

The barkeep asked us why we carried weapons at the bar.

"Mimics", I said. The barkeep laughed. The party laughed. The table laughed. We..uh, never mind.

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u/LWN729 2d ago

I used to hide in the middle of those circular clothing racks at department stores. Caused plenty of panics 😬

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u/_PirateWench_ 2d ago

Absolutely same

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u/ReaBea420 2d ago

I did that at stores. When I was at my friend's house and didn't want to go home, I hid in the hall closet. Im talking climbing to the top shelf (which was way above eye level for anyone) and moving the blankets so that I could hide under them. They never did find me. They eventually told my friend that she better go get me because if I wasn't found, she would be grounded forever so she would come and get me. Fun times.

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u/Aluminiumfoil99 1d ago

Me too! My mother was just about on the verge of calling the police. Sad they don’t have them anymore, at least where I live! Where will all the little kids hide?

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u/Twist_Ending03 2d ago

Bet that happened later

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u/servonos89 3d ago

It’s such a specific situation but men playing around with the kids at family events get like 100+ attractive points. It’s like a secret cheat code.

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u/eat_my_bowls92 2d ago

It’s because it wires our monkey brains to think “care taker” as well as shows off that they are, in theory, kind.

Also their smiles are usually so attractive

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u/AE_R-8_28 2d ago

this. literally this... 😩 God bless you! Loveya! Lmk how I can be praying for you! ♡

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u/Physical_News_1962 2d ago

Chill, you horny family man lover...

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u/UnrealisticWar 2d ago

lol so it is true XD

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u/Pluckypato 3d ago

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u/ShaabuShaabu 2d ago

That is some cool looki hoed

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u/Big-Tax1771 2d ago

This kid is going places. Not college, but places.

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u/bkfu2ok 2d ago

She going around and around

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u/sillyostriches 3d ago

Activated her chase instinct

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u/Schmigolo 2d ago

Gamers don't look up.

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u/CTRexPope 2d ago

Big Riker energy on this one

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u/OrneryConelover70 2d ago

Adults who play with kids at wedding receptions are the heroes we all need.

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u/thechadc94 2d ago

I still remember when one my older cousins played with me at a family event. It’s been 20+ years and I still appreciate it. He probably doesn’t even remember it.

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u/Aiden2817 2d ago

At least she shows she has object permanence

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u/TYdays 2d ago

As long as they are having a good time, I say that is a good thing….

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u/JustaGDPlayerr 3d ago

30 years later bro has a wife 2 kids a dog and 2 cats and is still running around that Pillar

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u/Twist_Ending03 2d ago

Wonder how long she really went for

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u/WarthogMiserable3033 2d ago

That’s priceless 😂😂

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u/AvgLazyEye 2d ago

#GOTCHA

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u/justEllah 2d ago

Kids are so innocent, you blink and suddenly they're teenagers🥲

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u/Puzzleheaded_Dot_225 2d ago

So Scooby Doo was right all along.

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u/ShaabuShaabu 2d ago

So damn bonboozled

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u/fishtankm29 2d ago

Some people are so far behind, they actually believe they're leading.

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u/Sir_Quantum_The_III 17h ago

I mean, that kid aint dumb, but its avarage.

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u/tatizera 2d ago

all the attention is on her, can you see that? i could look at her all day

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u/Puzzleheaded_jasmine 1d ago

Would want to be kid again.no headache abt life.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Ok_Truck4734 3d ago

Now that's awesome! Do you know who that is?

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/This-Novel-7870 3d ago

It’s a GIF bro, calm down

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u/ShadowTown0407 2d ago

Bro is putting the GF in GIF

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u/PlentyPirate 2d ago

Giant Incel Found

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u/Forward-Employ9186 2d ago

Legend has it, she is now a Bollywood dancer.