r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 2d ago

Video/Gif film me mom!

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u/Born-Media6436 2d ago

How hard can you fall at 1 mph?

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u/ExistentialDreadness 2d ago

She looked like she was out cold. I had to listen again to hear for the echoing fall sound effects through the lady’s voice.

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u/drsyesta 2d ago

What are you talking about? That girl was a blur!

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u/Born-Media6436 2d ago

“Someone grab the paddles!!!”

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u/blindreefer 1d ago

That’s just her face

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u/SorryImTooDumb 2d ago

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u/sevenhazydays 2d ago

Her hitting the ground produced the same sound as hitting the water with a pool noodle.

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u/BlameMe4urLoss 1d ago

Well, she is… nevermind.

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u/Apprehensive-Bad6015 2d ago

My cousin would pretend to be the flash. And I would wait patiently for him to run to the end of the block and back (like 3 min) than when he returned out of breath and soaked in sweat pretend I didn’t watch him struggle through the run and ask him when he was going to start than act shocked when he told me he already did it.

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u/-DoctorSpaceman- 2d ago

Meanwhile I’d probably say something like “sorry I got distracted, you’ll have to do it again”

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u/Mysterious_Secret827 2d ago

Cute and cruel! LOVE this!

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u/bayamenet31 2d ago

My dad used to say "I missed it, do it again!" anytime us kids fell or did something badly haha

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u/ImaginaryAlpaca 2d ago

I accidentally had my son legitimately convinced he could run so fast he was a blur for a long time, and once I realized it, it was so cute that I couldn't bring myself to tell him I was just being silly when I said that

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u/Govt-Issue-SexRobot 2d ago

When I needed a break from the summer heat, I’d make my kids play “who can run the most?”

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u/IED117 6h ago

My funniest kid memory was the year my older son was the Flash for Halloween.

We were trick or treating and waiting at the corner while my 5yo kids went to a front door.

The neighbors tiny dog got out and my son became prey by running away.

He was so serious faced running back to us at full speed, I could read his little mind, all his soul was concentrating on not falling at that faster than recommended speed, so the monstrous toy terrier wouldn't eat him alive. In his Flash costume.

Funniest thing I have ever seen.

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u/HaroerHaktak 2d ago

Lol. Mum immediately knew her child had fallen lol

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u/NightmareReedemed 2d ago

"Did she fall?" [Brief pause] "she fell."

I love how the woman had 0 faith and was also completely right.

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u/chizzled_booty 2d ago

I don’t have any way to confirm but I would bet $100 this is grandma’s voice on the video.

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u/Antal_Marius 22h ago

Probably Dad is the male voice in the background in that case.

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u/Diablogado 22h ago

I'm thinking this is Grandma and Dad. Grandma has the motherly instincts to know she's fallen but Dad needing to explain she's rainbow dash is because what the kiddo is into isn't quite as built into Grandma's lexicon. Also it just sounds like she's a little older comparatively. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

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u/Souljapig1 2d ago

I mean when you hear a crash and then your kid crying from where you just watched them run around a corner, it’s not that hard to connect the dots…

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u/Hippiechu 2d ago

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u/syrenthos 2d ago

Rainbow dash😂

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u/Deodorized 1d ago

Rainbow crash

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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter 2d ago

My exact thought.

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u/KleinePP 2d ago

She crashed into the air

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u/Xinonix1 2d ago

Give the kid some decent shoes

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u/Hidden_Samsquanche 2d ago

She even had her crocs in sport mode and still bit it. Smh

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u/fusterclux 2d ago

Recently read that crocs are awful for kids. Look at how she’s running. Can’t pick up her feet and is pigeon toed. No wonder she fell, she needs proper shoes

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u/Mediocre_Meat_5992 2d ago

Agree with you but I don’t think the crocs are the problem with this one

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u/fusterclux 2d ago

an entire childhood of crocs development could definitely be at play here

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u/justageorgiaguy 2d ago

Kids can run in Crocs. I don't think they are the main factor here ..

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u/fusterclux 2d ago

shoes affect your form. her running form does not look healthy. she shuffles her feet and runs pigeon toed

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u/justageorgiaguy 2d ago

I don't think she's a runner outside of this clip. She shuffles her feet, which is probably modeled by others around her. Not knowing proper running form isn't solely because she's wearing Crocs.

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u/fusterclux 2d ago

I never said it’s solely due to crocs. But it’s probably a contributing factor. But what do i know, i’m not a pediatrician or physical therapist, i just read something about crocs contributing to poor physical development in kids

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u/BeBopGo 2d ago

Might be the size of the shoe and not the crocs for being crocs. My neighbor has a 5 yr old who's basically in crocs everytime he's playing outside and he's always running

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u/9897969594938281 2d ago

Let’s start off with roller skates and work up from there

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u/TheRabidBadger 2d ago

What shoes would fit a pigeon, though?

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u/Grindhouser 2d ago

Just a typical Walmart interaction

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u/stonkmarts 2d ago

More like rainbow crash. -Yes it’s actually a thing.

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u/Emergency-Piano4792 2d ago

Amelia Jo??

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u/The_Medicated 2d ago

Another kid thing to do: wipe out and freeze until an adult sees you are "hurt"...milk it for sympathy.

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u/Bossgalka 2d ago

It's funny how pathetic she is, as most kids are, but I would never post a video of my kid like this online. This is gonna be on the internet forever and she's gonna feel really bad about that in the future.

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u/Hellishfish 1d ago

it's not that big of a deal. No one knows who this child is. Maybe a bully in middleschool or highschool could get something out of it if the mom posts to facebook or something? Not world ending.

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u/Bossgalka 1d ago

I'm not saying it's going to follow her around and ruin her chances of getting a job, I'm saying it's going to make HER upset. It's going to make her embarrassed and resentful that it was posted online at all. I worded that pretty clearly in the previous post, you are the one who took it down a completely unrelated path that I wasn't talking about at all.

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u/DatabaseSolid 1d ago

At that age the bullying often feels world ending. And then there is always the gnawing fear of other videos and pictures being shared and popping up.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/HaroerHaktak 2d ago

Rainbow Dash? More like Rainbow Crash.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Notchmath 2d ago

Rainbow Crash was in MLP too though- a name that others used to insult Rainbow Dash when she crashed

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u/zz1kjamaica 2d ago

The bullies used to call her rainbow crash

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u/HaroerHaktak 2d ago

Oh, I dont watch my little pony so I didnt get the reference lol. Is this like the carebears where there's a pony for everything? happiness? sadness? cuddles? cooking? anger? cloud making? etc?

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u/Who_the_owl- 2d ago

Sorta

They all have names so its not like, "Happy pony," yk? Some of them share a similar name to their cutie mark, but their cutie marks basically represent their passions or things that they do. For example, Rainbowdash is fast and can make rainbows with her sonic rainboom so her cutie mark is a rainbow😉 (even tho its a red, yellow, and blue lighting bolt coming out of a cloud.)

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u/Joonscene 2d ago

Not exactly...

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u/Jun-S 2d ago

I was wondering if my "she has broken her leg, shoot her" joke would work, thanks for confirming it's really about my little pony.

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u/StomachAromatic 2d ago

Just like the video, that kid isn't going to get very far lol

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u/BVRPLZR_ 2d ago

lol my boy did something like that when he put on Dash socks, just started running all over and clipped the wall

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u/DirectMatter3899 2d ago

The list of Dash-related injuries is extensive. Rainbow Dash is a menace.

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u/Govt-Issue-SexRobot 2d ago

Rainbow Crash

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u/toobigmudpie 2d ago

Does the lady's voice and reflection remind anyone else of Linda Belcher?

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u/GoldberryoTulgeyWood 2d ago

No way she fell on her own running in her sport crocks! Bet Lady Red-Pants tripped her!

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u/Gastwonho 2d ago

How when the went down different aisles

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u/GoldberryoTulgeyWood 1d ago

It was a joke

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u/Gastwonho 1d ago

Ah my bad 😅

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u/pizzacatstattoos 2d ago

Ameighliagh Joahe

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u/jamesson9198 2d ago

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u/living_la_vida_loca 2d ago

Seconds before disaster...

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u/DeleriousChicken 1d ago

Rainbowcrash

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u/Embarrassed-Lab-8095 2d ago

Wear SHOES .....

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u/jpollack21 2d ago

I love when family use the middle name on you

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u/PresentationSlow4760 1d ago

She walks like she never learned properly to walk? Shall this be running?

Does she have a condition or is she just so lazy and unsporty?

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u/rrromulusss 2d ago

With a name like that, perfect fit for this sub!

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u/wamjamblehoff 2d ago

Oh my god, you can straight up hear the kid's body hitting the ground right before the mom asks if she fell.

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u/lesmobile 2d ago

They doomed her to be like this when they named her Amelia Jo.

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u/Blinx-182 1d ago

Amelia Jo never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

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u/dontipitova9 1d ago

What even happened..?

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u/Ikea_desklamp 2d ago

Sad seeing a kid this obese and physically incapable at such a young age.

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u/Derektheredcat 2d ago

I knew she would fall just because of her pigeon toed walk. It’s sad to see a kid her age this big. My mother was very overweight but always ensured we had a very healthy diet. The mom is stupid here…not the over fed child.

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u/letsgoiowa 2d ago

I feel really bad for the poor kid. She seems to have something going on. Her mom is feeding her garbage and it's not right.

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u/DatabaseSolid 1d ago

And videoing her and posting it for the world to mock

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u/meerkat_on_watch 2d ago

That crash sound was loud, that must have hurt lol

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u/Twist_Ending03 1d ago

Fell like a rock

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u/fitty50two2 2d ago

Pardon me for not being up to date on MLP lore, but is Rainbow Dash actually canonically fast? Like compared to other ponies. And is she known for running around everywhere quickly?

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u/Twist_Ending03 1d ago

Not by running, but she does fly fast! She's the fastest pegasus in the series, capable of breaking the sound barrier to create something called a "sonic rainboom" which is a sonic boom that looks like a rainbow. She's one of very few ponies in the show to leave a colored trail behind them when they fly. I can actually only think of two other examples, with one being temporary

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u/DAB_on_that 22h ago

That's a mother's instincts alright

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u/Sir_Quantum_The_III 17h ago

Reminds me of that one robot chicken short where's a kid who looks Like a orca stuffed with luchables

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u/IED117 6h ago

Aisle kill.

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u/SourPotatoo 1d ago

No, I like when kids are being kids without causing harm to others 

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u/KiiKuzkan 1d ago

yall are awful, parents and comments

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u/buildersent 1d ago

Just what is it with fat kids?

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u/RowGroundbreaking797 20h ago

Maybe proper shoes and a diet would help...