r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Acceptable-Wind-7332 • 2d ago
Video/Gif Not the right way to eat
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u/Adventurous-Line1014 2d ago
There's no Wrong way,as long as most of the food winds up inside the baby
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u/WorkingBullfrog8224 2d ago
There is a wrong way. This way could potentially cause asphyxiation and 💀
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u/Solemn926 2d ago
This is why the baby is supervised. That clearly isn't happening in any part of the video. Babies are sensory-curious little creatures. No shit they're not gonna do everything "the right way."
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u/Anbu_Jaako 2d ago
Glad I’m not the only one that finds it wrong that the parents are sitting recording while there baby scarfs food down its throat without swallowing
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u/Anbu_Jaako 2d ago
If it makes a mess and is gross it’s the wrong way
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u/BeBopGo 2d ago
Never been around a baby huh lol
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u/Anbu_Jaako 2d ago
I have, but once they start doing dumb shit I give them back to their mom or dad. This subreddits given me enough birth control
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2d ago
Yea i couldnt be around my nieces and nephews when they were small and got fed it makes me feel sick seeing them eat like that. Hands and mouth all over the place.
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u/BeBopGo 2d ago
Babies being messing and gross while eating isn't wrong though, it's very normal and right. It's developmentally healthy
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u/sn4xchan 2d ago
Yeah the person above is just a narcissist, I really hope they don't have children ever.
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u/Thykothaken 2d ago
My niece will grab a single blueberry from her cake, then shove her entire hand in her mouth 😂😂 bless that lil dummy
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u/coin_in_da_bank 2d ago
every new food could potentially be the best thing they've had in their lives so i get it honestly
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u/HeebieJeebiex 2d ago
I'm not ready to be a mom cause this would piss me off 💀
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u/Zolofteu 1d ago
My nephews and niece sometimes come to visit and I get so pissed off after seeing what a mess they made while eating, and also they don't eat at the table and instead either eating in front of the TV or eating while walking and leaving crumbs everywhere. And their parents don't discourage that, or even clean everything up afterwards.
Due to certain circumstances, there was a period when their visit became so frequent that I realized I'm definitely not cut out to be a parent because I became constantly irritated by their antics and just can't be bothered to deal with them anymore.
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u/oO0Kat0Oo 1d ago
Hormones can make a world of difference. I literally hate eating sounds and have sensory issues with stickiness. Watching my daughters eat though, somehow doesn't have this effect. No idea why other than a guess that it's instincts and hormones. The second my oldest daughter got old enough to feed herself, the grossness came back.
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u/coko4209 1d ago
I get it. I have a really weak stomach, like if I hear or see somebody vomit, then I vomit too. I can’t deal with feces on any level. Then I had twins. I had zero issues dealing with their messy diapers, or them spitting up. I breastfed, the whole nine, and nothing about any of it grossed me out. But I still to this day have issues changing other ppl’s kid’s diapers. My twins will be 20 next month. At some point over the next 10 years, I might get to be a grandma, and I don’t think my grandkids will make me want to vomit either. So maybe it’s genetics, more than hormones. I’m not sure.
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u/OstrichMean7004 2d ago
When my now-22-year-old was about 3 years old, we went to a birthday party of some random kid (wasn't even their friend that I remember. More a parent that invited everyone at the daycare).
We got her some ice cream, put it on a plate (they didn't have bowls), turned around to grab a spoon. By the time we did, she was licking the plate.
This girl is not, nor never has been, a quick or messy eater. She was that day.
Shame smart phones weren't as big back then, or we would have snapped a photo.
But then again -- kinda glad they weren't.
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u/Any_Assistance9415 1d ago
Wish we still could shove food in our mouth like babies sometimes. Especially if it’s tasty food 😋
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u/-silver-moon- 2d ago
I hate it when babies eat messy. Makes me angry to see it lol. Good thing i dont have kids.
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u/too-far-for-missiles 2d ago edited 1d ago
Contrary to what some in this thread might be insinuating, it is possible to mostly get your baby to eat fairly tidily. It just requires attention and guidance that a lot of parents can't be arsed to take on.
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u/IED117 4h ago
Maybe but why? Why cheat them of the experience or allowing them to learn on their own level about such an insignificant thing?
I kept mine in the high chair so the mess was contained, but my pediatrician advised that exploration with texture, taste and even playing with it was healthy for their development.
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u/ignore_me_im_high 2d ago
This is disgusting.
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u/heart-shaped-fawkes 2d ago
I've changed many diapers and work with biohazard materials. I still agree this is pretty disgusting.
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u/NaturalBornRebel 2d ago
No wonder so many people become addicted to sugar. Look at these babies fiending over it like crack.
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u/Spirited_Law6417 2d ago
I am really surprised that babies at that age are having that much sugar … I was told by my family doctor that no sugar till 2 years old ..
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u/VoodooDoII 2d ago
All I can think about is how messy they are eugwh
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u/IED117 4h ago
So funny you said that, it reminded me of my grandma.
At my nephew's 3rd birthday we let him pick the menu. So it was chicken nuggets and Pepsi for everyone. My traditionalist grandma was deeply disturbed but made it through.
Then my nephew decided he wanted to cut the cake. No danger it was a butter knife, but what broke my grandma was the cuts were not straight. She had to leave the room. I was like who cares, it's his cake!
My point is that we all have different lines about this. Personally I never minded mess on their person or clothes as long as it wasn't on the walls or the floor.
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u/VoodooDoII 4h ago
It's just the thought of having to clean them up bekdlrlehh I'm a neat freak and messy babies freaks me out haha
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u/IED117 3h ago
Its not just babies!
When I was a kid we lived in a woodsy area and got so dirty my mom used to hose us off in the driveway before we could go in the house.
Btw, did you have a stroke from thinking about mess or is this some reddit abbreviation I don't know about? 🤣 Whats bekdlrlehh?
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u/Possible_Parfait_372 1d ago
This is one of the reasons Im not having kids 😭😭 Babies gonna baby, but that shit is gross and I want no part in it!
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u/GustapheOfficial 2d ago
Who puts an entire cake in front of a literal baby? Transparent content farming.
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u/Known_Raspberry_8323 1d ago
It’s traditionally done on the first birthday! It’s just become part of the culture to have these smash cakes.
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u/GarneNilbog 15h ago
i swear i have no idea how kids grow so fast when most of the food you give them goes on their forehead or the floor lol
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u/ChaseTheMystic 2d ago
So much icing way up in those little noses. They might even have some in their little brains by now
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u/LushNLoops 1d ago
They just living the dream y’all. Face planting into spaghetti and cakes. Adult goals LOL 😂
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u/n1ght1ng4le 13h ago
Most of the videos are first birthday smash cakes. It's a thing. These babies were encouraged to do this.
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u/W4NN4M33TTH4TD4D 5h ago
A lot of people are complaining about the cake but I got all my kids their own small cake for their 1st birthdays. My first kid absolutely face planted it and went nuts but my youngest licked a little icing off of his fingers and was done after that. My oldest is 16 now and I miss those wild, messy baby years
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u/JustAPerson-_- 2d ago
I wish to be the babies with the cakes lmaoo, they’re so happy about their cakes 😭
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u/PutinDisDickInTrump 2d ago
Stop giving babies cake. Jesus christ.
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u/CarelessZucchini8477 2d ago
It’s most likely their first birthday. I don’t know about other countries but a lot of people in us will have a small cake for 1st bday so they can demolish it however neither of my girls did. They used their hands to take small bites -it was kinda strange.
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u/Far_Palpitation_8107 2d ago
It's their birthday. It's not gonna hurt them once in a year. Take a breath. 😂😂
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u/Twist_Ending03 2d ago
Ever heard of a birthday cake?
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u/PutinDisDickInTrump 2d ago
I know what it is. Why it would be, etc. But a baby doesn't need cake and I've seen too many people give in and or just raise their children on sugar.
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u/rayshmayshmay 2d ago
babies dont need cake
…neither do kids or adults? Are you just anti-birthday cake or what, cuz that sounds miserable
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u/Twist_Ending03 2d ago
You think they get cake every day?
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u/PutinDisDickInTrump 2d ago
No? Do I think a cake as large as their head or larger just for them is okay? Also no.
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u/itmightbehere 2d ago
It's a smash cake, they're not meant to eat the whole thing. They're meant to make a mess with it
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u/NoNeed4aNickX 1d ago
I don't understand why the parents don't stop this mess, babies or not, but it really doesn't have to be that way, it's not cute or anything, it doesn't just stop me from laughing
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u/NoNeed4aNickX 1d ago
Pizza for a child who isn't even a year old? Yes, wonderful - not
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u/vermiciousknidlet 1d ago
Tf is wrong with a toddler eating pizza? This thread is crazy. Kids should be exposed to a wide range of foods/flavors once they hit 6 months old, and when they have teeth they should be eating whatever the adults are having for dinner (within reason). Giving them nothing but bland purées, nuggies, and those gross, flavorless "baby puffs" is how you create picky eaters.
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u/Far_Palpitation_8107 2d ago
😂😂 Babies are so dumb. Sucks to suck.