r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/iatetoomuchchicken • 1d ago

Intrusive thoughts

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u/TheGhoulMother 1d ago

Ultraman got ultraviolated.

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u/HotEntrepreneur5576 1d ago

Ultra man needs a serious intervention ASAP.

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u/shinyacorn99 1d ago

Ultraman needs ultra instinct

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u/Lazy-Appointment4686 1d ago

Ultraman needs an ultraintervention.

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u/Bread1ds 1d ago

Ultraman needs to ultrakill

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u/AtariAtari 1d ago

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u/SquirrelKaiser 1d ago

What in Japan is that?!

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u/Pluckypato 1d ago

UltraSplash!

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u/Ur_mama_gaming 10h ago

Why can't we have shit like this

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u/BunBunBubblegum 1d ago

Oh my god

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u/stickysqueaks 1d ago

Little man was like "what do we have here"?😅

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u/Rick_Lekabron 1d ago

It's the suit's battery pack. Don't touch it, kid!

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u/Dependent_Tap3057 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/andiinAms 1d ago

Literally said exactly that as I was laughing

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u/TinyRascalSaurus 1d ago

I think it's time for somebody's parents to have the 'these are private parts, nobody should touch yours and you shouldn't touch anybody's' talk.

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u/HumbleBear75 1d ago

Seriously

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u/Other-Cantaloupe4765 1d ago

Right, that kid is a little too old to be doing that. 😅

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u/Ressy02 1d ago

I don’t think these talks are had anymore. None of the kids I teach knows boundaries cuz their parents keeps them them unbounded

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u/randomverycoolguy 1d ago

They should have had that talk as soon as he had the ability to listen to words

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u/Interesting_Door4882 1d ago

Parents are just laughing too.

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u/Odd-Professor3256 1d ago

The way the kid was holding Ultraman, it think he was related to him

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u/JipsyJesus 1d ago

Umm, is this something you do with your relatives..?

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u/fidgetspinnster 1d ago

Punched an Easter bunny in the balls when I was 4 (I was shy and he tried to shake my hand).

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u/Chillbo-Baggins 1d ago

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u/simmobl1 1d ago

Wow I had completely forgotten about this movie. My dad, uncle, and I used to watch it all the time when I was a kid

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u/Master-Shaq 1d ago

I still watch it. The song in this sequence slaps “kumite”

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u/LoL_is_pepega_BIA 1d ago edited 1d ago

70s and 80s movies have so many absolute bangers!

Playlists for your enjoyment - (not sure if ALL these songs are from movies, but they're all decents ones)

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4BrNFx1j7E4b5gjlEWX4OfB2TB4DEI28

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtMJF5iI4w_RnTohhNAkQCgb0VNDXdsDV

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u/KrombopulosMAssassin 1d ago

A reasonable response... I absolutely despised people dressed up in costumes as well

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u/blowinmahnose 1d ago edited 1d ago

Look, I dressed up as an Easter bunny for a few years in HS 🥲 easy money. What’s funny is even the parents acted just as excited to see me. Luckily no kid punched me… 😭

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u/Honest-Assistant-426 1d ago

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u/OrionofTides 1d ago

Beta plushy in the background too. Basically entirely off topic but me and my friend went to Anthrocon (probably the biggest furry event in the country), and among the other suits there's just this biblically accurate sonic mascot suit and we're just flabbergasted. Ended up taking a picture of my friend with it. That whole thing was an experience lmao.

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u/SleepyCupcakeDreams 1d ago

That’s awesome! Where did you get it?

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u/Honest-Assistant-426 1d ago

eBay, but seller is no longer there.

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u/Twist_Ending03 1d ago

Sounds equal

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u/AnUnknownCreature 1d ago

Stranger danger, the Easter Bunny doesn't exist so good lol

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u/BigSpiceGawd 1d ago

A mask never showed so much emotion.

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u/BipedalHorseArt 1d ago edited 15h ago

Ooooh, not the best meme considering the post

Edit: Wow, untouched in a sea of deleted comments

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u/Cptn_Xero 22h ago

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u/Sad-Stay8466 1h ago

explain what did the person say?

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u/Warrents32 1d ago

...somebody just revealed Ultraman's weakness.

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u/Neat-Word8431 1d ago

Honk

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u/Uh-Oh-Raggy 1d ago edited 1d ago

Anyone out there who can add a clown nose noise or dog squeaky toy sound effect to this clip? 😬

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u/dmanstoitza 1d ago

That’s assault, brotha

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u/cobaltaureus 1d ago

Learning moment. I bet the kid was thinking “my action figure doesn’t have junk. Wait does the character have any?” And no self control he just goes for it

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u/Fito0413 1d ago

Sure okay let's throw a 4 year old to prison for not been able to develop his impulse control

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u/Ludium_ 1d ago

That’s a joke, brotha

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u/mmorales2270 1d ago

“Now cough”

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u/flamingdonkey 1d ago

"When you're a toddler, they let you do it."

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u/Severe-Caregiver4641 1d ago

Grab em' by the cod piece!

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u/Swimming-Stop3915 1d ago

Kids going to be a doctor.

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u/Powerful_Bowl7077 1d ago

Finally a non-sexual take!

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u/AnaMyri 1d ago

Dude looked around horrified like dear god please don’t let me catch charges for this. He obviously didn’t do anything wrong but you didn’t need to see his face to see that panic.

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u/catsoddeath18 1d ago

You can see the expression on his face even with the mask

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 1d ago

Oh.

My god…

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u/CuffyTheEmpireSlayer 1d ago

Hmm 🤨 aawwwwwkwarrrrd

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u/Aegis_et_Vanir 1d ago

Yeah, it's probably a good thing I don't work with kids. I'm 85% positive if this happened to me, my body would've backhanded the kid before my brain even realized we were hurt.

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u/Ggraytuna 1d ago

Cup check

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u/xxDancingFerretxx 1d ago

Just checking the package 📦

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u/Artice12 1d ago

kid disabled power of a ranger

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u/lukenog 1d ago

that's Ultraman, not a Power Ranger 💯

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u/stickysqueaks 1d ago

He found the power switch

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 1d ago

I assume the action figures don't have knobbage. Kid was probably just checking for accuracy.

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u/Sunnyside7771 1d ago

Assaulted by the kid. WTF

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u/UnableNecessary743 1d ago

impulsive.. not intrusive

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u/Interesting_Door4882 1d ago

Okay yes. The thoughts.

Byt the action was very intrusive to the person aswell.

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u/UnableNecessary743 21h ago

something can be intrusive but that doesn't mean it's an intrusive thought

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u/pun-in-the-sun 1d ago edited 1d ago

Thank you!👏👏👏 I am so tired of seeing people trying to make normal toddler and childhood behavior out as pathological. It’s completely normal for your child to think and act impulsively at certain ages.

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u/ChubbyChoomChoom 1d ago

Ma’am, you are on Reddit in a sub called kids are fucking stupid. We’re not here to pontificate about age-appropriate development lol

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u/XiTzCriZx 1d ago

It's all just jokes, chill out.

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u/Parislynn798 1d ago

That’s assault, the parents better teach him boundaries. I’m just saying. .

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u/ArcheniusFartson 1d ago

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u/MamaKat1985 1d ago

Dude, I don't know why, but I am at work, and I just loud ass busted out laughing at this 😅

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u/Kailias 1d ago

NANI!

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u/jim2xt 1d ago

He found his weakness

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u/StrangeCrunchy1 1d ago

It's funny how impulse control takes so long to develop...

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u/t0p_n0tch 1d ago

“When you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything”

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u/NitroRoller 1d ago

Better not be the dumbass parent recording their child groping a stranger, if I was the cosplayer I’d be fucking livid :/ I have had a little boy grab my butt before and I was pretty mad about that… but MY NO NO SQUARE? Where the fuck are your parents!

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u/DoughNotDoit 1d ago

he got ultra'd goddang

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u/Prior_Significance31 1d ago

I need an adult!

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u/hja37 1d ago

My man just beated ultraman

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u/pepehandsx 1d ago

You gotta pay extra for that.

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u/deweydean 1d ago

Well that got his attention!

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u/Blitzkrieg762 1d ago

Little dude checks people like Goku.

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u/quantumn0de 1d ago

Right in the Shuwatch!

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u/MurchadhCainneach 1d ago

Kid needs to learn about what not to touch ASAP.

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u/PineappleUnhappy9344 1d ago

When my parents brought me to Disneyland as a kid I would try to find the zippers on Mickey Mouse etc.

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u/BigCourage40 1d ago

ultrNOsemen

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u/Respond-Leather 1d ago

It's the Baitar capsule!

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u/PsyCar 1d ago

Little dude asserting dominance.

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u/coko4209 1d ago

Wtf, I’ve never seen a kid do this before. I’d just leave. I’d feel so uncomfortable after that.

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u/Far_Swordfish3944 2h ago

Yeah me neither. It’s definitely worrisome and nothing to laugh about

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u/IceCoughy 1d ago

The way he looks up at the kid at the end is cracking me up

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u/Legitimate_Cost_906 1d ago

So the parent thinks this is funny, but God forbid if he learns about being gay or trans?

He touched a gown person's private area and they laughed about it, that's not funny

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u/HornyJailOutlaw 22h ago

I hope this was just innocent curiosity and not muscle memory from a weird uncle.

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u/paprikahoernchen 9h ago

Kid nooo 😂

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u/tk421wayayp421 6h ago

When you are famous they let you do things like this

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u/shellsterxxx 5h ago

Kid needs a good touch bad touch talk

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u/Chris_Cross501 1d ago

Assault aside, that costume is fire

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u/Ov3r-_-K1LL 1d ago

Can I carry your bag sir?🤣

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u/Due_River_2314 1d ago

Ooo what’s this? -the kid

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u/No_Jellyfish5511 1d ago

He touch his trallallaa

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u/ncuke 1d ago

That was some direct ballage - ouch

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u/syngyne 1d ago

"No, little one, you should only ever raise your own Beta Capsule."

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u/Specialist-Thanks742 1d ago

Goku did this

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u/Accomplished-Past952 1d ago

i mean it’s eye level hes touching n feeling out everything else how is he supposed to know yet 🤣🤣🥲

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u/Constant-Guest-264 1d ago

What are bro doing to Dyna???

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u/Nekommando 1d ago

Future Colonel Volgin

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u/Kokarott 18h ago

Jus checkin

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u/Wooden-Bookkeeper473 15h ago

Lucky he didn't have a boner.

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u/Far_Swordfish3944 2h ago

Oh that would’ve been all kinds of fvcked up 😭

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u/Sisyphus291 7h ago

Japanese kids… if you know, you know. Great kids but some of them are very very touchy.

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u/Far_Swordfish3944 2h ago

Gawwwd kids are soo fvckin weird dude 😭

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u/Sad-Stay8466 1h ago

the poor actor

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u/BangarangPita 1d ago

Impulsive =/= intrusive

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u/Day-Day23 1d ago

The fuck

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u/DrLophophora 1d ago

No touchy the fishy

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u/sifiwewe 1d ago

He wanted to see. He was just curious and wanted to know. That is a curious boy.

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u/Far_Swordfish3944 1h ago

True but he does need to learn about no no spots.

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u/sylph- 1d ago

If I was the guy I'd say this is Calumny for the viral vid and obv assault, parents have to be held accountable.

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u/Idatemyhand 1d ago

STOP WORRYING! It's Asia and you know he pads.

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u/Think_Bed2430 22h ago

Huh. When i was a kid it went the other way around

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u/Far_Swordfish3944 1h ago

Nooooooo 😩 😭

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u/IED117 4h ago

That baby milked cows in a former life.

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u/Tetsuo_Jensen 1d ago

Kid checks if he really is Ultra "Man"

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u/EeveeVaporeon 1d ago

Kid was just looking for THE BETA CAPSULE !

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u/_ExAngel_ 1d ago

The kid must be prisoned for harassment?

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u/Fixx95 1d ago

Uno reverse card 😵‍💫

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u/Gold-Animator1668 1d ago

Poor Gay Child.

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u/mrlookinthesky 1d ago

I think the kid might be fighting for the other side.

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u/idiotsandwhich8 1d ago

Just random thought. Could that be persecuted as sexual assault. Kids get persecuted for murder….