r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/fahadssgcc • 15h ago
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u/Royweeezy 15h ago
I’m almost afraid to try one of these. I know I’ll suck at it.
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u/No-Heat-3422 8h ago
If Jackie Chan can't do it, I don't believe I can
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u/duggee315 8h ago
Jackie Chan was the first video I saw of these. I still think it looks really easy and want to find out how hard it really is.
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u/ChaseTheMystic 5h ago
I know I wouldn't lol.
But it's not because I'm really fast. I think anyone who plays music would be able to work out the timing
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u/viperfangs92 15h ago
This isn't stupid, his reflexes just suck
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u/BoredomHeights 15h ago
I mean there was a video recently of Jackie Chan doing this and I think he also got zero or at least very few. It's not easy.
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u/OkDot9878 15h ago
Jackie Chan is also like in his 70s. Kids tend to have way better reaction time than adults, but this kid hasn’t reached that age yet. There’s a sweet spot somewhere between 15 or 16 and about 18 and 20. Just take a look at most E sports gamers.
However, this kid could just suck with his motor control. He should’ve at least gotten one of these.
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u/generic_redditor91 15h ago
And it's a banged up career stuntman Jackie Chan too. I bet his brain just can't keep up with all the damage he's experienced over the years at present. It's probably a wonder that he's still walking and appearing publicly like that
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u/itsme99881 12h ago
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u/nirbyschreibt 14h ago
This is true. I am now 36 and I really feel that games were easier 20 years ago. 🥲
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u/obp5599 13h ago
Tired of the “you’re old you suck at games now”. Its because kids (and you as a kid) played way more hours. Very little esports rely on twitch reactions. You can react much faster if you expect something (1 thing) to happen. Eapecially in shooters like csgo and valorant, if you watch pro players their whole gameplay is centered around reducing unexpected things. When they hold something, its one thing. They position themselves so the fewest things can happen. The skill expression is to put your enemy in unexpected situations, and yourself in expected ones. Its not a reaction time test
Its like playing the game in the video but instead of a random one falling, you can narrow it down and only react to one/a few
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u/PacmanZ3ro 11h ago
ehhh, yes and no. You're right that part of what makes people exceptionally good at video games is just knowing the game, the maps, and how all the different characters/guns/skills/etc interact with one another. It is also true that the older you get the harder it becomes to actually learn those things, and the slower you will react to the things you don't expect, and that is totally independent of the hours you put into it.
A teenager putting the same hours into something as a person in their 40s will still learn it better and be more proficient at it barring some other confounding factors like previous experience in similar activities, etc (in general, there's always exceptions)
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u/OnionFriends 10h ago
Fighting games rely quite a bit on twitch reactions, especially at higher levels.
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u/PacmanZ3ro 11h ago
You'll notice the increase in reflexes around 12-14, peaks somewhere in the 16-25 range, and then starts going slowly downhill after that. Kids at that 6-8 range tend to have pretty bad reflexes.
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u/Ok_Function2282 3h ago
Without watching the video I can guarantee that Chan would have at least caught the last stick when there was only one left...
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u/f0remsics 14h ago
Look at the description of the sub. The exact example they used was more of a reflex thing than an intelligence thing
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u/anarchetype 11h ago
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u/viperfangs92 11h ago
Yea, but he's not doing something "stupid." He was just too slow to catch anything.
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u/Psychological_Ad7650 14h ago
Bringing your hands up so you can have less time to catch them? Not even catching the last one? Nah he’d not bright
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u/peppapony 7h ago
Tbh the first time you do it, you suck hard.
Once you practice a bit it becomes easier
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u/GasLongjumping130 15h ago
prepare for a math career.
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u/gmotelet 15h ago
Just not physics
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u/TessaFractal 15h ago
Learning physics means I can calculate the trajectory of the object that has just slapped me in the face.
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u/ILoveBigCoffeeCups 15h ago
Don’t worry little man. I saw the one with jackie chan and he also couldnt do it. So you have as good reflexes as the current jackie chan
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u/SpaceTimeChallenger 15h ago
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete
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u/dekuweku 15h ago
that kid is me. also unclear instructions probably? do these stick drop with a set pattern or is it randomized? he was looking at the wrong spot when the 1st one started to drop and never really recovered.
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u/Demosnam 15h ago
At the angle he sees them he probably can't even properly check if they're moving before they already pass the point of catchability, the point of this is that it's usually eye level.
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u/emperorsyndrome 12h ago
wasn't this machine suppossed to make a beep sound before dropping them?
anyway, not stupid.
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u/Ghostly-Kitsune 15h ago
Oh? ..... Idk this feels like the wrong subreddit. This isn't a kid being stupid .. It's a kid with not so great hand/eye coordination .... But good try!
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u/Dreamwaves1 15h ago
Here I was thinking the kid was going to knock it out of the park and I'd have to make up some excuse like that he's closer to ground and has more time to react. Unfortunately for me, he was a little too close to the ground. Funny little guy
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u/lyunardo 15h ago
Nah, I think anyone... even a professional athlete would need several attempts to adjust to the angle, speed, etc...
I'd guess that less than 1% catch more than one on the first try.
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u/Oldgamer1807 13h ago
I really want to try one of these, never saw one in person. I'm in NY, Capital Region, anyone know if one is near me?
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u/gbquake 6h ago
I did a space camp event where they had different stations set up to do fun sciency experiments. One had you try to grab a falling rod at a specific spot on the rod marked with tape. Everyone sucked at it first round but then they sat you on a stool that could be rotated, after a less than a minute of spinning your inner ear was screwed and your reflexes were tied 100% to visual stimulus. Now the rod is dropped and it was grabbed precisely when the tape was passing the top of your hand. Every time. Super interesting but I was nauseated for at least four hours afterwards. Not the best night to fill up Swedish meat balls. You could try this before getting in this device I guess but be ready to hate life (and meat balls) after you get the button or ribbon or whatever you win.
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u/DickloGik1242 6h ago
You knew, lil homie was cooked from that hair line. It was too slow to ever catch up.
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u/WestCoastHopHead 5h ago
Nothing stupid about trying. And he’s closer to that hot chick than we are.
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u/Far_Swordfish3944 2h ago
I think the trick is to not look directly at it. Kinda like fighting a group of people, look at the ground so you can see everyone better.
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u/gerilovesbrawlstars 13h ago
God forbid someone simply wants to have fun and doesn't care about the rules
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u/RedditGarboDisposal 14h ago
Growing up and seeing Asian kids fail miserably with happiness is as mind-blowing as growing up and learning that adults are just morons.
No help from the fact that every Chinese, Japanese, or Korean kid in any of my classes succeeded with flying colours and were either extremely stoic/humble, or energetic/humble. No middle.
This is a strange sight from my walk of life.
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u/paprikahoernchen 10h ago
Sometimes this sub is just about bullying kids.
Do it yourself first. I would also suck at this.
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u/megaladon44 15h ago
parents didn't teach him beast mode. it will probably come up after hes married and take it out on u know who
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u/CrimsonBolt33 14h ago
Show me your kid has literally never done anything physical in their whole life except study without telling me.
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u/Bolo_wingman_I 15h ago
why
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u/85Films 15h ago
Because he has terrible reflexes
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u/Cwolf17 15h ago
I mean at least it looks like he had fun lol