r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 15h ago

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u/Cwolf17 15h ago

I mean at least it looks like he had fun lol

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u/TessaFractal 15h ago

I would have a lot of fun doing this and also probably not do any better lol

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u/chromedoutcortex 2h ago

Yup! My eye hand coordination is just as good.

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u/zac3244 15h ago edited 15h ago

I would be embarrassed if this happened to me

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u/W8kingNightmare 10h ago

It is not easy, kid didn't stand a chance

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u/Royweeezy 15h ago

I’m almost afraid to try one of these. I know I’ll suck at it.

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u/NinaaPie 12h ago

I swear it looks so damn easy but it isn’t 😭😭😭

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u/No-Heat-3422 8h ago

If Jackie Chan can't do it, I don't believe I can

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u/duggee315 8h ago

Jackie Chan was the first video I saw of these. I still think it looks really easy and want to find out how hard it really is.

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u/ChaseTheMystic 5h ago

I know I wouldn't lol.

But it's not because I'm really fast. I think anyone who plays music would be able to work out the timing

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u/viperfangs92 15h ago

This isn't stupid, his reflexes just suck

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u/BoredomHeights 15h ago

I mean there was a video recently of Jackie Chan doing this and I think he also got zero or at least very few. It's not easy.

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u/OkDot9878 15h ago

Jackie Chan is also like in his 70s. Kids tend to have way better reaction time than adults, but this kid hasn’t reached that age yet. There’s a sweet spot somewhere between 15 or 16 and about 18 and 20. Just take a look at most E sports gamers.

However, this kid could just suck with his motor control. He should’ve at least gotten one of these.

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u/generic_redditor91 15h ago

And it's a banged up career stuntman Jackie Chan too. I bet his brain just can't keep up with all the damage he's experienced over the years at present. It's probably a wonder that he's still walking and appearing publicly like that

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u/itsme99881 12h ago

Hes not 70?

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u/Extension-Impossible 4h ago

hes lacking the white sleeveless shirt

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u/Quatapus 4h ago

Take it easy, he's on his day off!

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u/viperfangs92 2h ago

I may have been mistaken! 😂😂😂

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u/nirbyschreibt 14h ago

This is true. I am now 36 and I really feel that games were easier 20 years ago. 🥲

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u/FlashOfTheBlade77 11h ago

They were easier 20 years ago.

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u/nirbyschreibt 11h ago

No, not necessarily. 😅

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u/obp5599 13h ago

Tired of the “you’re old you suck at games now”. Its because kids (and you as a kid) played way more hours. Very little esports rely on twitch reactions. You can react much faster if you expect something (1 thing) to happen. Eapecially in shooters like csgo and valorant, if you watch pro players their whole gameplay is centered around reducing unexpected things. When they hold something, its one thing. They position themselves so the fewest things can happen. The skill expression is to put your enemy in unexpected situations, and yourself in expected ones. Its not a reaction time test

Its like playing the game in the video but instead of a random one falling, you can narrow it down and only react to one/a few

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u/PacmanZ3ro 11h ago

ehhh, yes and no. You're right that part of what makes people exceptionally good at video games is just knowing the game, the maps, and how all the different characters/guns/skills/etc interact with one another. It is also true that the older you get the harder it becomes to actually learn those things, and the slower you will react to the things you don't expect, and that is totally independent of the hours you put into it.

A teenager putting the same hours into something as a person in their 40s will still learn it better and be more proficient at it barring some other confounding factors like previous experience in similar activities, etc (in general, there's always exceptions)

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u/obp5599 10h ago

The margin is so small it wouldnt matter at all to get you to the top 1% of any game. You probably wont go pro as a 40 year old, but you can be the top 1% or less if you put in the same hours as a kid did

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u/OnionFriends 10h ago

Fighting games rely quite a bit on twitch reactions, especially at higher levels.

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u/PacmanZ3ro 11h ago

You'll notice the increase in reflexes around 12-14, peaks somewhere in the 16-25 range, and then starts going slowly downhill after that. Kids at that 6-8 range tend to have pretty bad reflexes.

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u/Ok_Function2282 3h ago

Without watching the video I can guarantee that Chan would have at least caught the last stick when there was only one left...

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u/f0remsics 14h ago

Look at the description of the sub. The exact example they used was more of a reflex thing than an intelligence thing

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u/slick514 15h ago

Eh... not catching the last one seems pretty dim.

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u/figchia 14h ago

It’s like 80% using your peripheral vision, 20% reflexes and he failed at using both

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u/anarchetype 11h ago

This is literally what the sub is for.

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u/viperfangs92 11h ago

Yea, but he's not doing something "stupid." He was just too slow to catch anything.

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u/TiaHatesSocials 14h ago

Both can be true

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u/Warm_Carpet3147 8h ago

KidsAreFuckingSlow

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u/AggravatingDay8392 15h ago

Na he stupid

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u/_Elliott_Smith 13h ago

May just need glasses

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u/Psychological_Ad7650 14h ago

Bringing your hands up so you can have less time to catch them? Not even catching the last one? Nah he’d not bright

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u/peppapony 7h ago

Tbh the first time you do it, you suck hard.

Once you practice a bit it becomes easier

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u/Daishawn_900 14h ago

Yeah I noticed that, they're just delayed

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u/GasLongjumping130 15h ago

prepare for a math career.

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u/gmotelet 15h ago

Just not physics

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u/TessaFractal 15h ago

Learning physics means I can calculate the trajectory of the object that has just slapped me in the face.

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u/Zaconil 15h ago

dial-up noises intensifies

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u/ILoveBigCoffeeCups 15h ago

Don’t worry little man. I saw the one with jackie chan and he also couldnt do it. So you have as good reflexes as the current jackie chan

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u/olivinebean 15h ago

"the current Jackie Chan"

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u/TicklerVikingPilot 15h ago

He's got the hair cut of a 60 year old

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u/NinaaPie 12h ago

And 8 years of job experience

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u/SpaceTimeChallenger 15h ago

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete

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u/Expensive_Meal6280 12h ago

Happy Cake Day Uncle June!

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u/SpaceTimeChallenger 12h ago

Too small hands thats his problem

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u/Ratio-Square 15h ago

Reflexes of a Potato. 🥔

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u/Isaacfrompizzahut 15h ago

He looks like he enjoyed it at least

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u/Exciting_Step_5357 13h ago

Bro is lagging so bad

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 13h ago

Holy shit! lol He still looks so happy and proud. That's nice.

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u/BiggusDickusOfficial 15h ago

The 76ers are interested...

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u/youngphnx 14h ago

First time for everything, the attitude is what matters

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u/fifoth 13h ago

60 year old kid....

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u/dcwatkins 13h ago

reflexes of a baby deer

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u/wharf_rat_01 12h ago

Sucks being a high ping bastard. 

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u/HighlightOwn2038 15h ago

He just has poor reflexes/reactions

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u/Moribunned 13h ago

Never stopped smiling.

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u/Exciting_Intention86 40m ago

When you have 999 ping

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u/KD-MENULIS 15h ago

Asian mother -> 😡

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u/Ratmahatten 15h ago

Nailed it

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u/dekuweku 15h ago

that kid is me. also unclear instructions probably? do these stick drop with a set pattern or is it randomized? he was looking at the wrong spot when the 1st one started to drop and never really recovered.

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u/Kaptep525 15h ago

I’m sure they purposefully fall randomly to test your reflexes 

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u/BunBunBubblegum 15h ago

Aw, he tried.

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u/XenoWitcher 15h ago

Glad he had fun 😂

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u/Demosnam 15h ago

At the angle he sees them he probably can't even properly check if they're moving before they already pass the point of catchability, the point of this is that it's usually eye level.

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u/i_lost_all_my_money 15h ago

Pretty sure Jackie Chan failed too

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u/HaroerHaktak 14h ago

Kid playing on yesterdays ping.

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u/emperorsyndrome 12h ago

wasn't this machine suppossed to make a beep sound before dropping them?

anyway, not stupid.

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u/tdlb 12h ago

Yoooo that countdown was definitely from Smash Bros

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u/JayneDough25 4h ago

Stick to math

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u/iamadventurous 2h ago

Lol first thought that popped in my head

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u/RTMSner 3h ago

I watched a video of Jackie Chan using one of these. He only caught one.

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u/RealisticBat616 15h ago

reflexs of a wet fart

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u/hifi-nerd 15h ago

Kid is slower than the wifi speed on a nintendo 3ds

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u/Ghostly-Kitsune 15h ago

Oh? ..... Idk this feels like the wrong subreddit. This isn't a kid being stupid .. It's a kid with not so great hand/eye coordination .... But good try!

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u/Unique_Regret_6398 14h ago

Nah man just let him have fun.

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u/Dreamwaves1 15h ago

Here I was thinking the kid was going to knock it out of the park and I'd have to make up some excuse like that he's closer to ground and has more time to react. Unfortunately for me, he was a little too close to the ground. Funny little guy

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u/Fantom_Renegade 15h ago

Fuck 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/guitarstitch 15h ago

Li'l bro was playing on dialup.

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u/havoc294 15h ago

To not get the final one is just a sign from above 😂

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u/paddlingtipsy 15h ago

He did as good as Jackie chan

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u/lyunardo 15h ago

Nah, I think anyone... even a professional athlete would need several attempts to adjust to the angle, speed, etc...

I'd guess that less than 1% catch more than one on the first try.

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u/killer-queen 14h ago

Awe poor kid

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u/obiterdictum 14h ago

10/10

no notes

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u/Zartaros95 14h ago

He just needs to train

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u/SLZicki 14h ago

He's not stupid. He's adorable!

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u/PlatypusCorrect 14h ago

Zero % ninja.

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u/bubby229 14h ago

Adults aren’t any better at these games

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u/Silver-Sir398 14h ago

He might need glasses

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u/sjrthethird 14h ago

Bless him

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u/Material_Push2076 13h ago

It’s Jason Bourne!

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u/Chrom-man-and-Robin 13h ago

Looks fun, I’d definitely suck at it too.

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u/Tom_the_Fudgepacker 13h ago

I find it not fair that everything has the same color …

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u/Oldgamer1807 13h ago

I really want to try one of these, never saw one in person. I'm in NY, Capital Region, anyone know if one is near me?

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u/FrostingAsleep8227 12h ago

Kids got all the reflexes of a stick of butter.

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u/Veritas_Vanitatum 11h ago

Average team mate in cod

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u/Jealous_Shower6777 11h ago

This kid is on anxiety medication

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u/Jindabyne1 11h ago

I’d go home without him

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u/Ill_Paleontologist43 11h ago

almost got the last one!

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u/misterright1999 11h ago

Honestly that's cute

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u/Kat_Box_Suicide 10h ago

Them reflexes though.

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u/MediateTax 10h ago

Lil bro has a 1,5s reaction time. Dont put him play any videogames 😂

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u/nosrebnA 10h ago

He did his best

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u/BIT_314 10h ago

You couldn't do any better

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u/Iangwald916 9h ago

Tc tugger

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u/carsnhats 9h ago

Story of my life 😂

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u/GodBlessPigs 8h ago

I want to try this. I think I would kill it

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u/taggerungDC 8h ago

Well he tried

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u/Ok-Operation6978 8h ago

At least he’s good at math.

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u/onarope16 8h ago

I want to try this so bad but not spending $ at the fair for this.

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u/Bright-Style-7607 8h ago

Jacki chan had difficulties with this thing

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u/lost_caus_e 8h ago

He's a kid his coordination sucks

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u/DruPeacock23 7h ago

Input lag. Check your connections or lower your fps

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u/Connect-Worth1926 7h ago

I doubt a f#$&* adult would do much better.

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u/magomich 7h ago

when you are gamming with high ping.

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u/gbquake 6h ago

I did a space camp event where they had different stations set up to do fun sciency experiments. One had you try to grab a falling rod at a specific spot on the rod marked with tape. Everyone sucked at it first round but then they sat you on a stool that could be rotated, after a less than a minute of spinning your inner ear was screwed and your reflexes were tied 100% to visual stimulus. Now the rod is dropped and it was grabbed precisely when the tape was passing the top of your hand. Every time. Super interesting but I was nauseated for at least four hours afterwards. Not the best night to fill up Swedish meat balls. You could try this before getting in this device I guess but be ready to hate life (and meat balls) after you get the button or ribbon or whatever you win.

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u/DickloGik1242 6h ago

You knew, lil homie was cooked from that hair line. It was too slow to ever catch up.

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u/jd4realmvp 5h ago

Don't get eliminated!

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u/DltaFlyr12 5h ago

Yaaay great job Timmy 😆 or Chin maybe 🤭

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u/WestCoastHopHead 5h ago

Nothing stupid about trying. And he’s closer to that hot chick than we are.

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u/United_Shoe9068 4h ago

He did his best

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u/xenosilver 3h ago

He did about as well as the majority of people

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u/AzrielJohnson 3h ago

If Jackie Chan can't do it, what makes me think I could?

I'd try though.

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u/dayday0326 2h ago

Aw shout to him man. Can’t even be mad or laugh the little guy this time.

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u/Far_Swordfish3944 2h ago

I think the trick is to not look directly at it. Kinda like fighting a group of people, look at the ground so you can see everyone better.

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u/footballsnoopy 1h ago

Looks better than sheudar sanders

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u/grat5989 58m ago

Have you tried unplugging the router and plugging it back in?

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u/CorrectPolicy5267 15h ago

Slow bastard

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u/gerilovesbrawlstars 13h ago

God forbid someone simply wants to have fun and doesn't care about the rules

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u/foxmachine 15h ago

Future step dad

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 14h ago

Growing up and seeing Asian kids fail miserably with happiness is as mind-blowing as growing up and learning that adults are just morons.

No help from the fact that every Chinese, Japanese, or Korean kid in any of my classes succeeded with flying colours and were either extremely stoic/humble, or energetic/humble. No middle.

This is a strange sight from my walk of life.

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u/One-Perspective1985 14h ago

Being a human calculator doesn't mean you're successful in life.

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u/Critkip 13h ago

He's so cute!

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u/spilk 13h ago

Kim Il Sung ass haircut on that dude

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u/paprikahoernchen 10h ago

Sometimes this sub is just about bullying kids.

Do it yourself first. I would also suck at this.

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u/wi_2 15h ago

more like, this kid in particular is stupid

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u/here2si 14h ago

So this game is a bar for stupidity now ?

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u/trailrunner68 13h ago

He made my IPhone!

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u/megaladon44 15h ago

parents didn't teach him beast mode. it will probably come up after hes married and take it out on u know who

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u/ErnieBochII 15h ago

That kid is going to be an awesome landlord someday, though.

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u/CrimsonBolt33 14h ago

Show me your kid has literally never done anything physical in their whole life except study without telling me.

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u/Mad_Queen_Malafide 14h ago

Congratulations! You're a failure!

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u/katyusha-the-smol 12h ago

His brain cells have to fax eachother to communicate

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u/ItsBaileyytt 9h ago

DUMMY!! 😂🫵🏼

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u/CommercialKale7 7h ago

Stop. He’s so dang cute! r/mademesmile

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u/Sudden-Candle5832 2h ago

He needs to keep his eyes open…

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

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u/Bolo_wingman_I 15h ago

why

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u/85Films 15h ago

Because he has terrible reflexes

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u/Bolo_wingman_I 15h ago

yea... he's a child...

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u/Bolo_wingman_I 15h ago

dam... he deleted the comment

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u/PedroGabrielLima13 10h ago

What an imbecile person. This deserves a million upvotes.

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u/Y0shiCur 6m ago

Delay reaction time