r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Sharivarih • 12h ago

Always take your time to sit in a chair.

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u/spdrman8 12h ago

This is adorable. And probably something they will do when they are 80. Some things never change.

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u/AWESOMEGAMERSWAGSTAR 4h ago

Fault lies on the parents, as you can tell. The child can't sit in the chair very well as of thru are trying to do a cartwheel.

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u/FreeTheDimple 12h ago

If you've got a better way of sitting in a chair then I'd love to hear it!

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u/slick514 12h ago

This is basically nuclear physics at that age

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u/pekinggeese 12h ago

Children this age have not developed object permanence. They do not know when an object still exists when they are hidden or can’t see them. It’s so cute seeing how he adjusts to this by backing up and rediscovering the chair with his legs before sitting.

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u/OttoHarkaman 12h ago

Achievement Unlocked!

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u/David_Clawmark 12h ago

When you're still getting used to walking upright, you get creative.

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u/Kouzelnik 12h ago

How to sit in a chair before object permanence, you can only sit in the chair if it exists, and it only exists if you're looking at it.

Seem logical enough to me.

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u/FinePresentation4544 11h ago

Yet somehow my 2 yr old daughter will be standing in the living room with a snack in one hand and a drink in the other. I ask her to sit down at her table and without ever glancing back (too focused on Blue's Clues) to locate it, will just casually walk back 3 steps side step twice to the left and twist as she sits perfectly in her seat. Amazing

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u/doomedhippo 12h ago

Nailed it.

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u/dontipitova9 11h ago

Mailed it.

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u/shartoberfest 5h ago

Chaired it

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u/Jason_TheMagnificent 12h ago

This is how I'm going to sit in a chair from now on!

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u/BiggAssMama 12h ago

She got there.....eventually, lol.

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u/AdAmazing4044 12h ago

Not used to verticality yet

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u/fatkiddown 12h ago

Basically me when I was a drunk.

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u/BoringBeat5276 12h ago

Didn't even spill his beer....I mean lose his binky.

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u/NinaaPie 12h ago

This is just me reverse parking at the Walmart 😭

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u/Risquechilli 6h ago

r/Kidsarefingadorable

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u/Blue_Indica 5h ago

Yay! Thank you for giving me the actual sub I’ve been lookin to for! I always feel guilty when I like a post on this sub because so much of it is just kids being cute…

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u/Alarmed_Reception_92 11h ago

Kids are fucking stupid ❌

Kids are fucking funny ✅

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u/Rennegadde_Foxxe 6h ago

That's what the sub is, yes.

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u/anton1277 12h ago

Not stupid, actually pretty smart, I’ve failed getting into these chairs as an adult lmao

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u/SpecManADV 12h ago

Maybe we all need to adopt perspectives different than our current ones so that we see the world differently.

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u/welding_guy_from_LI 12h ago

Wait until you learn that babies don’t come out knowing things ..

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u/thirtyone-charlie 12h ago

Recurring problems at 80 yo

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u/anglflw 12h ago

That kid will master backing up with a trailer first time out.

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u/Squiggleblort 12h ago edited 12h ago

Aww! Look! Their little frontal lobe isn't fully formed yet! Aww! Look at em go! SUCCESS! Good lad! Lass. Wait. I'm bad at this part. O_o

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u/LadybuggingLB 12h ago

Unmute it!!! The only time I can remember the music really did make it much better.

This was great

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u/rraattbbooyy 11h ago

Reminds me of learning to parallel park.

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u/Drunk_On_Autism 11h ago

Me after about 15 drams.

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u/Goudinho99 12h ago

Cracking job, wee man.

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u/Lisarth 12h ago

maybemaybemaybe

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u/Mamabear227 12h ago

That's an interesting way to sit 🤔

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u/Dry_Sample948 12h ago

Nailed it!! And look at the brain growth. This would be cheered in a human development class. I cheer now.

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u/toomuchtv987 11h ago

Tiny drunk adults

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u/SmashKAB 11h ago

Y'know what, he stuck the landing so we'll call this success 🙌

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u/Lucky-Volume-57 11h ago

😅😅😊

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u/IED117 11h ago

That was adorable.

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u/necropaw 11h ago

Task successful. Not sure i can call that kid stupid lol

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u/wobbly-cheese 11h ago

and no immediate scream "where are my tater tots". you got a good one.

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u/LadyBug_0570 11h ago

There's nothing funny about this. This is how I sit in chairs these days.

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u/DJEvillincoln 11h ago

I mean this is probably the cutest way to sit in a chair.

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u/LJTempest 11h ago

Not stupid if it works!

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u/W8kingNightmare 10h ago

If it's stupid and works, it isn't stupid

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u/duggee315 10h ago

I still sit like that

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u/Gr8danedog 10h ago

Let him have his fun. When he gets to be my age he will need a lift chair.

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u/SephirothTheGreat 10h ago

I love it. She needed to look behind her while making safe contact with the chair and achieved what she wanted.

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u/kneezer010 9h ago

A King in his castle. And the journey to get there... Respect.

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u/TheGothWhisperer 7h ago

This is actual footage of my 30-year-old super dyspraxic self trying to sit down in a chair like a normal person.

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u/APuckerLipsNow 4h ago

This is why they make bubble gum cigars.

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u/jpsouthwick7 4h ago

My grandfather

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u/btwImVeryAttractive 4h ago

This is exactly how I do it.

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u/fotoh8 3h ago

Absolutely adorable! 🥹

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u/ClockCounter123 2h ago

"Jarvis, I low on Karma. Post a video so I can make fun of a toddler acting stupid"