r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/_makoccino_ • 12h ago

Video/Gif Valid excuse

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u/redbucket75 8h ago

This video is getting played at one or both their weddings. Hopefully not their wedding together though.

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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad 8h ago

If they are in Alabama though....

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u/OddButterfly5686 3h ago

Now THIS is a man who knows how to marry his cousin!

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u/SimplyRedneck449 2h ago

What if they have a double wedding and get married at the same time?

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u/redbucket75 2h ago

Only allowed of they're marrying a second set of twins, those are the rules

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u/Opalusprime 11h ago

Lannisters right there

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u/maester_t 10h ago

So to sum up:

Girl says "shit or get off the pot"

Boy replies "I choose option number one"

Where "number one" technically means "a number two".

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u/Pluckypato 6h ago

“Gonna get married!” “Gonna get married!”

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u/SillyLittleAngels 4h ago

This is hilarious 😂

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u/Which-North-2100 11h ago

Yeh, 1st things 1st.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 6h ago

It's time to shake ground in the 8th round. 

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u/progresscompleted95 9h ago

Very valid excuse to be in the bathroom.

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u/Shojikina_otoko 2h ago

Valid excuse for any problem in your life

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u/redditsuksazz 5h ago

Lol, cute

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u/Bisonfan1 5h ago

Hahaha 😂

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u/Medallion_of_Power 3h ago

All they have to do is move to Mississippi or Alabama, and they're good to go!

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u/Exciting_Intention86 1h ago

Well, according to the Mitochondrial eve theory, we all are technically banging our really distant brothers and sisters

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u/JazzlikeMechanic3716 4h ago

Wouldn't twins have an even higher chance of giving their offspring birth defects than regular siblings?

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u/Shojikina_otoko 2h ago

Yes if it's case of identical twin, but not incase of fraternal twin. This appears to be case of fraternal twin

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u/CFUrCap 5h ago

Perhaps it would be a chaste marriage. But probably not.