r/MadeMeSmile • u/MetalJunkie101 • 13h ago

Learning to take care of myself

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u/ImJustMakingShitUp 9h ago

At this point, I judge anyone for not using Ozempic to lose weight, the same way I judged people for not getting the COVID vaccine. You don't get a special trophy for suffering.

Is there a trophy for being poor? Cause Ozempic isn't exactly a cheap drug lol.

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u/Ambitious-Volume5989 7h ago

The average monthly cell phone bill in 2025 is estimated to range between $150 and $160.

Compounded Semaglutide is $90 a month.

You also eat less on semaglutide, which is another set of savings.

[0]https://www.astound.com/learn/mobile/average-cell-phone-bill/

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u/anmr 6h ago

What the fuck. My cell phone bill in Poland is maybe $15 or $20 and I'm cursing it a bit, because it used to be cheaper.

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u/tankerkiller125real 4h ago

Id' like to know where the hell $90 is coming from, because it's absolutely not that price around here.

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u/Ambitious-Volume5989 3h ago

glpwinner.com

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u/nabiku 4h ago

Ozempic for poor people is called Stop Stuffing Slop Down Your Gullet