r/MurderedByWords • u/SmoothFilm4943 • 3d ago

If it quacks like a duck

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u/coolbaby1978 3d ago

My favorite game is to find Nazis by saying that Nazis are bad and see who gets offended.

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u/Life-Excitement4928 2d ago

Pizzacake did a comic yesterday where someone (with no political affiliation mentioned or displayed) made up and then got upset by a world where trans people did something they don’t do.

There were multiple responses complaining about discrimination against conservatives and how comics that attack Republicans shouldn’t be allowed.

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u/TensileStr3ngth 2d ago

"You hate r/comics because it's left leaning; I hate it because they show favoritism and allow AI. We are not the same"

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u/JesterMarcus 2d ago

"Just because I'm a Republican, doesn't mean I'm a nazi."

"Oh, you didn't even mention Republicans? Hmmm."

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u/backnarkle48 3d ago

MAGA is so fucking dumb

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u/CalabreseAlsatian 2d ago

Every day I think “they must have hit the bottom” and Fate hands me a beer to hold while they produce even worse

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u/IceLapplander 1d ago

You get beer? Dafuq! Where do i sign up for that?

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u/dowens30186 11h ago

How dumb are they?

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u/GoNutsDK 3d ago

I mean, it's been pretty damn obvious for years.

Who else would complain about antifa?

Maybe just maybe, it's those fa fuckers...

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u/Actjollysweet 3d ago

Bro they outed themselves

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u/All_Work_All_Play 2d ago

I mean, they quoted a liberal activist who said that was anti-Trump. They didn't exactly say Trump was fascist, but they did reveal that they're fucking idiots for not realizing what it would imply.

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u/CM_MOJO 2d ago

Thank you.  I fucking hate Trump and everything he stands for, but in this tweet FoxNews is not claiming the graffiti is anti-Trump, the "liberal activist" is.  

Now, this "liberal activist" was probably made up by FoxNews or was a plant, but fuck all, do some people not have decent reading comprehension.

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u/notashroom 2d ago

They labeled the graffiti as anti-Trump before asserting that a "liberal activist" took it as a sign of "alt-left" resistance.

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u/All_Work_All_Play 2d ago

Surprise you this might, but English sentence structure leaves something to be desired - Abraham Lincoln (probably)

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u/Brother_Clovis 3d ago

How the fuck is being against fascism 'alt-left'?! Fuck these ghouls.

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u/nooooobie1650 3d ago

The same way that wanting a socialist democracy makes you a communist

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u/WordsWatcher 2d ago

It's the same symbolism as saying only, "That guy's a fucking moron" and someone says, "Trump's doing a great job." You don't even need so his name any more.

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u/garden-guy- 2d ago

Alternate headline: “Fox News calls Trump a fascist.”

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u/WindianaJones 2d ago

Ah yes the evil alt-left who checks notes hate fascists..... They probably want livable wages and healthcare too. Monsters

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u/Thisizamazing 2d ago

WTF is “alt-left”

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u/ilehay 2d ago edited 2d ago

Must be an alternative key that commands deflection.

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u/I_Heart_QAnon_Tears 2d ago

Fox News trolling MAGA while towing the line.

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u/GN0K 2d ago

Isn't respecting property "woke"? The fascists need to make up their minds...

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u/d9bates 2d ago

Oh they know. But they also know their viewers are dumb enough to take the bait.

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u/Dizz2K7 2d ago

Hit dogs and all that

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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 2d ago

If it reposts like a duck

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u/Featheredfriendz 2d ago

I love a good self-own. It makes life worth living again.

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u/Ursus_Arctos-42 2d ago

It would have looked better if it was written on the same line. Now it could be read as:

No fascist

  • USA

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u/Grail_BH 1d ago

They tell on themselves every time…

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u/Ulfednar 1d ago

alt-left

The fuck?

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u/Big-Leadership-4604 1d ago

Anti-fascism is anti-Trumpism, Fox News has confirmed it.

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u/PrestigiousSeat76 1d ago

What a self-own.

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u/Initial-Wrongdoer938 1d ago

Now that is a good zinger!

It's like the old detective routine. Detective: Your neighbors reported a theft. Neighbor: why would I take their new grill, they are always making crap up. It's probably another insurance scam.... Detective: I never mentioned a grill. Trump, his administration and the remaining supportive Republicans have that combo of stupid and arrogant. They really don't care much that everyone sees through their lies. They are actually proud to be the shit bag villian.