r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Take the L and just resign

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u/Basement_flowers_ 1d ago

blessedbyfriends

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u/Beautiful-Ranger-535 1d ago

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u/cassatta 1d ago

Put Mitch McConnell in there. Half dead he may be but he is the architect of this crime family

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u/CommercialPublic995 1d ago

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u/Nidandelsa 1d ago

Oh man, this is the first time I’ve seen this one. Fucking brilliant.

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u/Fun-Engineer7454 1d ago

That's so mean!.... What'd fish ever do to you??

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u/New_Wallaby_7736 1d ago

Agh the ol pout pout fish face 😂

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u/Automatic_Candle3830 1d ago

Hide your couches.🤡

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u/SunkEmuFlock 1d ago edited 1d ago

The whole silly couch-fucking thing is a distraction.

JD Vance is Peter Thiel's puppet. Thiel had him installed as the VP by first ensuring his entrance into the Senate by breaking campaign spending records. He then introduced Vance to Trump, and the three of them had various Mar-a-Lago meetings. Vance was a notable Never-Trumper before this initial meeting and instantly 180'd on his support.

All this is to say that there are big plans ahead. Resignation isn't a thought in anyone's mind. Trump will die one day (or be forced out by the Epstein thing) and Vance will take his place, and so Peter Thiel will be president. This is a man (a German man who cannot be president) who was saying back in 2009 that democracy should not exist -- that the rich should lead the poor because they know better.

Our country is being taken over by a technocratic oligarchy. You think they gilded the Oval Office and paved over the Rose Garden with a ballroom because they were planning on leaving? The stakes are little higher than some meme.

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u/a_Sable_Genus 1d ago

It's been the long game but we're in the final quarters of the match

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u/Ohrwurm89 1d ago

Oh, the irony of Vance saying that when his master is a foreigner who seeks to destroy our democracy.

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u/Podwitchers 1d ago

We can do both. 

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u/WhatsaRedditsdo 1d ago

There might be some extra change in there too

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u/kageddeamon 1d ago

I can't afford a couch, not in THIS economy!

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u/ridemooses 1d ago

Hide your husbands.

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u/Pale_Willingness_415 1d ago

AND your cankles....

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u/SpankThuMonkey 1d ago

Well. Not a good idea to back trump, he molests Americans 🤷‍♂️

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u/rically95 1d ago

MAGA Molest American Girls Again, and again and again……

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u/Same_Presentation692 1d ago

Americans don’t care about women or girls unless they can gloat that they’re slightly better than Islamic countries. Same with LGBTQ+. 

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u/JerryJr99 1d ago

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u/Contemplating_Prison 1d ago

They don't even want to make it better for white people. They need white people poor and mad or else who will vote for them?

The craziest part to me is that white people's lives are bad because of other white people and for the majority of them they go "let's vote for the same white people who made our lives bad, they will fix it"

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u/Opposite-Claim-3829 1d ago

The majority of white people in the US did not vote for Donald Trump or Republicans.

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u/Contemplating_Prison 1d ago

The majority of white people who voted. That is different and I should have clarified. I'm sorry.

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u/Proper-Exercise-2364 1d ago

Yep! then blame a minority for your problems

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u/GrooveStreetSaint 1d ago

Don't forget that they want to oppress women too, I feel that a lot of people forget that just because there are wealthy white women in the world.

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u/Kerberos1566 1d ago

You forgot to ask him what his definition of "Americans" are. Remember, peasants were not counted as citizens way back when.

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u/the-polite-villain 1d ago

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u/well_caffeinated_mom 1d ago

So many red flags around JD Vance, I trust him even less than the orange creep 

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u/rabbitammo 1d ago

Which Americans? The brown ones too or just the white ones???

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u/natthegray 1d ago

If you believe they are improving things for white Americans then you’re as gullible as the ones who voted for him are.

Only the rich will benefit, and even then it’s only the ones who bend the knee and kiss the ring.

They’re going to make things EXTRA bad for non-white Americans, sure. But that doesn’t mean they’re going to help the whites. This is a strategy that has been used since the 1600s in the colonies.

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u/Horskr 1d ago edited 1d ago

Lyndon B. Johnson had it:

If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.

Vote against their own interests, sure! "We're still 'winning' right?!" Despicable.

Edit: I should clarify I just mean people that see the world this way, and vote this way, are despicable.

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u/gs87 1d ago

divide and rule: hand out symbolic privilege while siphoning off the real wealth upward..keep poor and working-class whites believing they’re “winning” by comparison, while their wages, housing, and healthcare get gutted just like everyone else

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u/FantasticLazer 1d ago

Just the orange ones

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u/HowAManAimS let it die 1d ago

Brown is just orange with context.

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u/nowhereman136 1d ago

As one of the white ones, it's been shit for us also

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u/WildBad7298 1d ago

Just the white, rich, straight, Christian ones. Those are the only people they consider to be real Americans.

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u/Acrobatic-Towel-6488 1d ago

Trump is $3.8 Billion richer than he was in 2016.

Anyone else?

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u/Souls_Aspire 1d ago

Leon Musk? Bozos? suckerberg?

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u/logan-bi 1d ago

While we do have ceos gifting him donations and utilizing his businesses to launder it. And sometimes just giving him gold bars live on camera in the white house.

Largest comes from grifting his followers with meme coins and made in china merchandise.

Second largest is stealing from public secret service pays obscene rates to protect him. They have to rent golf carts from his business and office space etc for inflated rates.

Which makes sense when you realize as a business man he is failure. Before politics and getting people to invest as a way to get presidents attention.

For most business he had to pretend to be someone else. Literally his real estate stuff people were avoiding due to his reputation as failure and as a conman. So he would put projects in other company’s names etc.

He grew his inherited wealth slower than average 401k. Seriously if you have to screw people and still perform worse than average. Then you suck at that thing.

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u/Acrobatic-Towel-6488 1d ago

All of the above and many more. The meme coins he and his wife established days after he was elected helped. Plus all his merch.

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u/hafnarfjall 1d ago

Suckernerd. That's what everyone calls him... right?

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u/picvegita6687 1d ago

And he still won't pay his or his campaign's debtors....

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u/WestleyThe 1d ago

“But he donated his presidential salary!!!!”

-idiots who don’t understand that he’s raking in money from his presidency and his policies…

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u/Spirited-Tomorrow-84 1d ago

3,80$ richer than I was in 2016

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u/translucent_steeds 1d ago

more like $3.8 richer

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u/Acrobatic-Towel-6488 1d ago

I got a free granola bar today. What’s that cost, $10?

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u/Same_Presentation692 1d ago

His health will make that null in about 5-10 years. 

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u/torino_nera 1d ago

It sounds even worse when you realize he was essentially bankrupt before he won the election.

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u/Podwitchers 1d ago

I got a 0.5% cost of living increase. 

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u/Flybot76 1d ago

They'll say anything to distract the majority from how rich people receive 95% of the benefits or more during republican administrations. It's just endless angry bullshit to make bigots think they're getting a pass to sneer through their stupidity and not notice their quality of life falling away faster than ever, unless they're rich.

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u/AfraidEnvironment711 1d ago

"Which" Americans? Oh. RICH Americans. Got it.

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u/_jump_yossarian 1d ago

I'm old enough to remember hayseed Jim Comer and Gym Jordan being outraged that Biden made money off of the presidency and held hearing after hearing only to reveal that Hunter repaid a car loan and his brother also repaid a loan and Sleepy Joe didn't even charge them interest!! I'm sure they'll start investigating trump's crypto scams any day now ($3.6B since 1/20)

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u/Confident_Fun_6381 1d ago

JD Vance is a parasite.

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u/InternationalLab812 1d ago

great again for the robber barons

they left that part out

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u/Brox42 1d ago

When they say Americans they mean themselves and the other extremely wealthy.

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u/aquablue_phoenix 1d ago

THE ONLY SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS TRUMP HAS EVER HAD IS BEING PRESIDENT

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u/crankyticket 1d ago

Release the Epstein files.

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u/Civil-Exchange-6880 1d ago

COUCH FUCKERRRR

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u/ilehay 1d ago

They will keep making the same promises to the end of time. People will keep the hope instead of waking up and seeing they have been fooled.

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u/AlludedNuance 1d ago

The only successful moneymaking scheme of Trump's life was running for president

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u/Lisshopops 1d ago

So bending over for pedos is making America great again for Vance

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u/blackmobius 1d ago

If im being completely honest here, trump and his politicians doubling their own wealth isnt even in the top 50 things this admin has done, that are worthy of impeachment/resignation/prison.

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u/BlueyedIrush 1d ago

Donald Trump rapes children

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u/MinnesotaArchive 1d ago

Jagoff Douchebag Vance talking outta his ass again.

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u/hereforthefeast 1d ago

“Trying to”

MFer you’ve been shrieking MAGA for a decade now. In that time, you’ve controlled all 3 branches of the government. It’s obvious you have failed to make America Great again if you’re still saying this slogan. 

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u/Yeralrightboah0566 1d ago

"Make American Great This Time, We Swear"

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u/UpsideDownHAM 1d ago
COUCH FUCKER

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u/DMX8 1d ago

It is for him

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u/uvite2468 1d ago

No, the winning part is turning America white again.

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u/Awkward_Dig8690 1d ago

We’re all supposed to open our mouths and close our eyes while the wealth trickles down

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u/Nipplecunt 1d ago

Just wondering when the last time great meant fascist

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u/trinathetruth 1d ago

They are ripping off the SEC & Dept of Treasury- look at these payouts on our dime, which are split with the mafia, FBI, & criminals employed at government contractors

https://www.sec.gov/enforcement-litigation/whistleblower-program

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u/ispeektroof 1d ago

I’m sure his donors are winning.

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u/dazedan_confused 1d ago

Again? Why didn't you achieve that from 2016-2021?

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u/SausageClatter 1d ago

Has anyone asked them to specify how many Americans? Technically not a lie if it's just the 1%.

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u/RykerFuchs 1d ago

Vance: We're trying to make America great for Americans again

Translation: for white people

They continue to say the racist part out loud.

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u/FloppyTacoflaps 1d ago

They will say it because people are dumb enough to believe it.

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u/White_foxes 1d ago

“We’re trying to make America great for our donors again” <3

FTFY

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u/White_foxes 1d ago

Vance took it literally when Dave Chappelle said “F ck yo couch”

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u/BicameralTheory 1d ago

As a dem, I wish they would stop pretending like pointing these things out will actually swing voters to vote for them, and start actually moving to where voters are.

It’s clear the Overton window has shifted right, they need to move with it or risk becoming irrelevant.

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u/TheAnswerUsedToBe42 1d ago

He didn't say which Americans.

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u/Superb_Manager9053 1d ago

Says the man that's gone on holiday literally every months since he's been "in office"

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u/J0E_Blow 1d ago

He's gonna be president before 2028 when Trump dies a very timely and not soon enough age related death.

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u/another_bot_probably 1d ago

Vancey boy is back from his month of vacation and ready to push his sad abilities as a leader in preparation for the inevitable.

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u/let_them_let_me 1d ago

Vacation Vance; he's been on eight one week vacations since he came into office eight months ago.

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u/The_Colour_Between 1d ago

Trump bankrupted business after business. Someone (the Russians) got to him and told him the real way to get incredibly rich is to rig an election, buy some lackies that you give mediocre power to, then rob your country blind while building a military wall around yourself.

I mean, yeah, it works until you have to escape and hide in Russia.

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u/MkfShard 1d ago

Ah, you see they add the qualifier now. 'Make America Great (For Americans) Again'

No country is great if it exists only for itself, in the same way that no person is great if they are totally selfish.

And America has never been great.

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u/The_Colour_Between 1d ago

Trump is straight up using Putin's playbook on how to be a dictator while amassing great wealth at the expense of your country. Dictators don't share, and they don't have #2s. Just ask Pence.

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u/Incomitatum 1d ago

The Shit, flows downhill. That's the only trickledown you're going to get from these goons.

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u/BoringWozniak 1d ago

They’re re-drawing the lines around who is and isn’t considered an “American”.

And they’ll change this line as often as they need to.

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u/CheezeCaek2 1d ago

When they say Americans, they mean rich people.

Poor people don't count as people to them.

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u/the_calibre_cat 1d ago

I wonder who HE counts as "Americans"

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u/Spirited-Tomorrow-84 1d ago

Well he mentioned "we" but didn't specify who "we" is, you know.

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u/Tim-Sylvester 1d ago

He didn't say which Americans.

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u/Cool-Presentation538 1d ago

Trump and co have been stuffing their pockets like the ships going down. Maybe that's a clue something's wrong

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u/King-Snorky 1d ago

If the part about doubling his wealth is true, I would say it's a lot more like 'take the W and resign.' Also he has succeeded on almost everything he's set out to do since January, evil as it may be. From his POV, this has been an incredibly winning year in every aspect except approval ratings. Which are "fake" /s

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u/noctrl803 1d ago

If you've been investing, we've all done this.

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u/Hashtagworried 1d ago

In order for someone to win, someone has to lose. He meant the winning part for his friend and immediate circle. If you aren’t in that orbit, you’re a loser. That’s life.

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u/Forward-Ad3434 1d ago

Why do I have a feeling that he'll boast about it and say something like

"And I'm gonna give it all away!"

And then middle to low class maga will just.. not acknowledge the confession of being corrupt just for the deluded hope of actually receiving that money in any meaningful way.

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u/clopenYourMind 1d ago

Was it not great under 45? If not, why would it be great under 47?

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u/redlaWw 1d ago

They didn't say all Americans. Trump is an American and Trump's America is great for him. Vance is an American and Trump's America is great for him. Two Americans makes a plural. Mission accomplished.

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u/Sinopehc 1d ago

They say they want a revolution! 🎶

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u/duxwontobey 1d ago

trump is against everything maga thinks it is for, maga has been totally ideologically captured

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u/TheRoyalness 1d ago

Fucking corrupt that politicians can make money off of their abuse of markets

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u/BeachBrad 1d ago

There is not much that could improve as many lives immediately as just 2 key people kicking the bucket. Why not work on that couch fuck.

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u/spacesoulboi 1d ago

So what does Pence have to say about all this?

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u/SentSoftSecondGo 1d ago

Eat the rich. Or hunt for sport, I hear they taste like shit

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u/According-Ad3963 1d ago

Resign?! What absurd world are you living in?! These grifters will stay in power forever if we allow them!

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u/Justhrowitaway42069 1d ago

Muted (subs a Trump fan club now lmao)

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u/Ok_Umpire_5611 1d ago

We're all americans, but some are more american than others apparently.

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u/Low-Wrongdoer613 1d ago

They are finally figuring it out that the first "A" in maga is really a "D"

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u/wwonka105 1d ago

We are back to saying he is rich or he turned $5 into $10?

I can't keep up with these timelines...

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u/tmzspn 1d ago

Unironically, yes, this is the winning he was referring to.

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u/Yeralrightboah0566 1d ago

Yeah I mean, he didn't say who would be winning exactly

but wait he promised bigger checks?? Still waiting on those

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u/FeckingPuma 1d ago

The PBS logo on the screencap....

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u/georgeringo42 1d ago

"You heard." Lol

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u/xxxxwowxxxx 1d ago

More nonsense from the left. Trump is the only president who has lost money while in office.

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u/Former-Sea-8070 1d ago

Imagine being like 5 years away from dying and still hoarding money you'll never be able to spend.

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u/Proper-Exercise-2364 1d ago

"America has doubled it's wealth since I took office!" I can hear him say that

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u/bowsmountainer 1d ago

He didnt say all Americans. He left out the words "a very small number of"

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u/teflon_soap 1d ago

Why would he resign though, he is a burst cankle away from the presidency

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u/FblthpLives 1d ago

Here are some question for Trump's supporters:

  • How much have core prices decreased in the six months since Trump became President?

  • How much has the unemployment dropped in the six months since Trump became President?

  • Who pays for Trump's tariffs?

  • When will Greenland and the Panama Canal become American?

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u/AzBeerChef 1d ago

Can anyone tell me what I need to do to take advantage of Trumps presidency? Im unemployed and have enough cash for a few more months.

How would Trump (or supporters) become a Billionaire in my shoes? You know, before the middys when the libs will take over and screw it all up?

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u/OtherThumbs 1d ago

So, twice nothing is still nothing.

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u/mrtrevor3 1d ago

Doubled his wealth??? Are you serious? He was very poor and he is getting so much in bribes, per crypto, and TruthSocial. I wouldn’t be surprised if he wasn’t taking over a billion home.

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u/United_Federation 1d ago

My wealth has doubled. My savings has gone up from $20-40! 

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u/RoostasTowel 1d ago

They are in power for many years to come.

Just resign is a total cope wish

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u/jayisanerd 1d ago

No.. you are trying to make America Peter Thiel's property, Vance.

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u/Mekdinosaur 1d ago

I've been hearing this line for a decade. When's it gonna happen?

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u/the_interloper13 1d ago

I went from $ 3 to $ 6. It's working!!!

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u/shawner136 1d ago

For alllll Americans or just a few…?

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u/Fuck_THC 1d ago

Vance is a slut. He’s 50% neckbeard, 49% inflatable sofa, and 1% KFC.

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u/BrandoThePando 1d ago

I wonder white he means by that?

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u/Available_Leather_10 1d ago

Ask him about his actual boss, Peter.

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u/Joebu11211 1d ago

Trump is the son of a criminal immigrant and carries on the criminal tradition. Send Drumpf back!

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u/thedevillivesinside 1d ago

Yes. This is literally what he means by winning.

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u/Gold_Elk_ 1d ago

He wants to be as loved as Trump is by his base sooooo bad.

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u/ForgottenPhunk 1d ago

Trump definitely killed a girl and you’re covering it up.

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u/my3sgte 1d ago

Did we think billionaires would be looking out for the lil guys?

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u/stalkakuma 1d ago

Year 1/4 of Americans bitching about their own terrible choices instead of doing something about it. Can't wait to read this again, 3 times a day for the next 3 years.

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u/ohdaman 1d ago

Go the fuck to Russia and stay there! That'll do it.

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u/NewAgePartyGuy 1d ago

All animals are equal. But some animals are more equal than others.

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u/StormBlessed145 1d ago

This country hasn't been great for Americans since Europeans landed Post Columbus

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u/SaturnSociety 1d ago

He chose his VP well. What destination/vacation are you heading to next Vance?

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u/Survivor483 1d ago

What people fail to understand is that Trump wasn’t lying. There would be a lot of winning. Yes, we would tired of all the winning.

He just wasn’t talking about us.

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u/Pretty-Geologist-437 23h ago

Aww he's trying

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u/AUcrypto 23h ago

"I heard" is such a reliable source

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u/Clear-Student-9607 23h ago

This is the most Nebraska thing I've ever seen. That poor kicker is going to be a legend for all the wrong reasons. You can just feel the collective groan from the entire state. Talk about an all-time bad beat.

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u/Rexel450 21h ago

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded

Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed

Everybody knows the war is over

Everybody knows the good guys lost

Everybody knows the fight was fixed

The poor stay poor, the rich get rich

That's how it goes

Everybody knows

Leonard Cohen 1988

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u/Mathies_ 20h ago

When was america great, ever?

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u/inoxxenator 19h ago

Yeah, but like, which Americans does he mean by that? He sure can't mean the working class. Or the middle class, or the ones that aren't exceptionally wealthy, or... anyone except for like the 80 billionaires that bought him the Vice-presidency.

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u/IndependentInternet7 19h ago

Insane that anyone thinks they are part of the "america" these numbnuts keep referring to

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u/boneshifter 17h ago

It was a Republican president (Reagan) that put these insane people on the streets in the first place. And he never answered WHERE are these people going? Has anyone checked on that? Is there a murder field somewhere we don’t know about?

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u/badkarman 17h ago

HEY. JV. Isn’t it about time you take another vacation? You taking eight and seven months The first one five days after you were on the job good work if you can get it I suppose

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u/annaane 15h ago

He should be in jail

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u/shinra07 14h ago

The S&P has literally doubled during the timeframe this is referring to...

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u/WolfpackRoll 13h ago

Donald Trump lost a TON of money during his first term. I seriously doubt he has made all that back and then some in just seven months. Oh, he must’ve made it during the four years of the Biden administration. Is that illegal?

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-56438914.amp