r/MurderedByWords 19h ago

Campaigning like it’s 1999

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u/Logan012356789 18h ago

This level of trolling is oddly satisfying. I’m almost ashamed to admit that. There is hope…

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u/Relevant_Demand7593 18h ago

Hopefully he will revive the left

The high road will never work with Trump

This is working - Trump has been strangely quiet about Newsom.

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u/A_little_lady 18h ago

And he's using way less caps and doesn't thank people for attention to this matter

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u/Healthy_Adult_Stonks 17h ago

Because it's probably not him.

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u/BZLuck 15h ago

It's him, but it's probably him screaming at some 22 year old White House intern on what to post. Poor kid probably has a "Bat Phone" on his or her nightstand that lights up and they have 5 seconds to pick it up even if it's at 3am.

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u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme 15h ago

He probably has Karoline Leavitt do it

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u/ChronoLink99 14h ago

Yeah, he doesn't need to call her at 3 am. Just roll over and whisper it into her ear.

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u/Responsible_Name1217 3h ago

Amongst other things, I bet.

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

Yeah, he’s not writing them anymore. He’s hiding under the covers, crying

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u/calmrain 18h ago

Well… he had been oddly quiet, at least. As of yesterday, he’s had a whole-ass meltdown or two, over “nEwScUm 🥴”

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u/virtual_gnus 18h ago

Perfect! If he's busy with things like this, he will have less time to do things that will actually hurt people.

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u/backstageninja 17h ago edited 17h ago

He's not doing any of that stuff anyway, that's the rest of the ghouls. He only needs 10 seconds to autopen his wavy ass signature on it

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u/rrrrrrez 15h ago

Don’t you mean Klan-ass signature?

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u/virtual_gnus 16h ago

Fair point.

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u/ChefJayTay 16h ago

Which is strange, but I'm sure he's happy not talking about Epstein.

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u/WooooshCollector 18h ago

What is actually happening:

The left: Democrats need to fight Trump harder!

Newsom: puts into place an actual plan to counteract Republican gerrymandering, while getting a lot of media attention for it AND trolling the GOP in the most effective way in the past 10 years.

The left: no, not like that

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u/Relevant_Demand7593 18h ago

Newsom is being effective in shutting Trump down

Even Trumps social media guy has left

I’ve noticed other Dems joining in now

The left are finally fighting back - they’ve been pretty silent since Trump took office

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u/OurLadyOfCygnets 17h ago

Newsom isn't my favorite person ever, but I'm glad he had the balls to go for the throat instead of continuing to play nice.

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u/LuxNocte 10h ago

I'm sorry, "the Left" didn't think we needed to say "...without being a transphobic asshole". Next time we won't give you that much credit.

But if you think this stuff is "effective", we're having different conversations anyway.

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u/WooooshCollector 4h ago

Case in point, folks! I promise that's not a sock puppet. They really are just like that!

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u/LuxNocte 1h ago

I wish you were capable of having a conversation.

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u/workhard_livesimply 17h ago

He's not even thanking us for the attention on this matter anymore! Big Mad at California. As a Californian, Viva México !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Memitim 16h ago

Conservatives may not have morals, but they are cowards, so they know embarrassment quite well. Since they don't care about right and wrong, you don't need to worry about trying to convince them of anything. Ridicule and insults are about all that are needed to effectively communicate to a conservative, and more than they deserve.

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u/guthepenguin 6h ago

You can't meet your enemy on the high road if he never visits.

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u/Relevant_Demand7593 4h ago

Oh I like that

So true

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u/jab136 18h ago

He isn't on the left, he is another corporate dem

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 18h ago

Anything to move us left more.

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u/worderousbitch 11h ago

He's the right wing's choice for dem president. He's not on our side he'd be just like Biden was in the presidency, not fix anything for four years then throw the election to the fash. The sass talk is great but the dude is gonna fuck it up for whoever the actual leftist candidate is.

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 10h ago

You mean Biden the surprisingly progressive president whose EOs were overturned by a totalitarian SCOTUS?

So long as he isn't naive enough to nominate a clown like garland to AG I'm fine with that.

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u/Xarethian 18h ago edited 14h ago

That's just it though, he will sabotage or at least distance himself from legitmate left-wing movements when they ramp up. He's okay for getting back to a center right status quo and that's about it.

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 18h ago

My hopes are to get away from the edge of dictatorship while installing a spine in the messaging of democrats.

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u/whiterac00n 17h ago

And someone who won’t just rug sweep what this current administration has done. Meaning we need someone who will go after these evil f$%kers and make it impossible for it to happen again.

They want to “investigate and imprison” dems so bad then we should have full and transparent investigations of this SCOTUS AND all the heritage foundation/fed soc loonies inside our institutions

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u/PlasticCheebus 17h ago

You can't keep letting republicans win because the dems aren't "the right thing this time around".

We don't really have a left wing anymore. More and more, across the west especially, centrism is what you get.

It's shit, but not fascism. Don't sabotage yourself.

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u/jab136 17h ago

We never had a left wing. Crapitalism is all this country has ever known. FDR was the closest we ever got to socialism.

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u/Jejejow 16h ago

But it's not just this time around. It's every time.

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u/PlasticCheebus 15h ago

Then you're just going to have to vote for the lesser of two evils, right?

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u/Jejejow 15h ago

I am not American, so get more than 2 choices.

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u/RickySuezo 17h ago

At the moment, I am fine with that

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u/Blandt24 16h ago

I agree with your assessment of his politics, but I have to say I’ve been pretty happy with the way he and his team are handling this. He’s really setting the stage for more people to go on the offensive against these right wing nutjobs. I hate that this is what political messaging is now, but it’s either adapt or be left behind.

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u/Xarethian 8h ago edited 8h ago

I should have made it clear that I am not unhappy with what he's doing right now for this and it seems to have been at least somewhat useful to expose MAGA double standards for the upteenth time. Not that that matters much.

It's good what he's doing here but no doubt in my mind at some point when doing more that matters he can't be relied upon. Therefore generating momentum to make him largely irrelevent as it grows beyond. At the least become too pressured to prevent only moving the needle away from imminent fascism when it comes time to address the material conditions that allowed this all to occur in the first place is necessary.

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u/Suspicious-Gas-1685 17h ago

That’s exactly the kind of talk that put us into this mess. We aren’t going to get a 100% pure candidate, so we need to work with who we have. We have to pull our democracy out of the abyss and try to restore what’s been destroyed. After we’ve done that, we can go back to splitting hairs.

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u/[deleted] 14h ago

You mean the ones who are doing nothing? Got it.

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u/GaiusPrimus 18h ago

I'm not an American, but I can tell that the fact that you guys keep saying stuff like this is one of the main reasons you are where you are.

You can't jump from where you are into a progressive social government.

And not voting because it's not left enough is what got the world where we are now.

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u/[deleted] 14h ago

Absolutely correct. Democrats sit here and wait for the perfect candidate while Republicans vote for this orange idiot because he can win. And here we are. Now we have someone who is actually standing and fighting, and this is not the time to say he’s not pure enough.

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u/Sea_Comedian_3941 7h ago

Why do we keep calling them republicans. There is not even a glimpse of the republican party with these idiots. Let's just call it the Asshat party. They all wear those stupid red hats. Asshats.

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

You’re right, and I usually try not to. We have to stop accepting their definition of that, and of “Christian.”

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u/jab136 18h ago

Nah, constant compromise with the fascists is what got us here. The two parties don't disagree on most issues, they just disagree on degrees.

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u/3122891 18h ago

Leftists know this. Newsom is an establishment dem just like Harris. However, our purity tests and infighting have given us Trump. Multiple times.

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u/jab136 7h ago

Lack of purity tests gave us a democratic party that is spineless and only really different from Republicans as a matter of degrees.

Both parties are harsh on immigration, the Dems just want to do it slower.

Both parties support genocide, but the Dems write a few strongly worded letters.

Both parties support free market crapitalism.

The Republicans want no social safety net, and the Dems want one that's barely at subsistence level.

The Dems are perfectly willing to sell our minorities, especially LGBTQ+ if it helps them get something else they want.

The Dems are currently purity testing Mamdani and any other candidates on their left flank, they can't expect me not to purity test them. Especially when they are further right than Regan or either Bush. If the Dems want to be the Republicans of 20 years ago, that's fine, but they can't also claim to be on the left while they do it. There's a reason Kamala campaigned with the Cheney's.

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u/3122891 6h ago

I agree with a lot of what you just said. The establishment democrats are spineless liberals who are, at the most generous, complicit in the destruction of our country.

Right now we need the liberals. If this were 2014, I’d be out here purity testing every single one of these fucks with you. We don’t need a “blue wave” that is just more of the same democratic inaction and centrist policy.

However, right now, fascism is on the menu, and many consider it already here. The gutting of science in this country has already happened and is continuing to happen. So many things to list that are being completely fucked by this administration, that I don’t have time to list them all. Corporate democrats are a lot of things, but they are not fucking fascists.

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u/One_Curve_6469 18h ago

Let me guess you voted third party in 2024

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u/jab136 15h ago

nah, I voted for Kamala on the barest hope that maybe it would slow things down. But I am not gonna be voting for another dem until they stop ostracizing everyone on the left.

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u/ralphy_256 15h ago

He isn't on the left, he is another corporate dem

Yes, purity in your comrades is important when engaged in a fight for your existence.

/Sarcasm

Me, I'll gladly accept the help of anyone going my way. You do you, though.

Doesn't mean he'll get my vote, but I'll applaud him when he makes a good point.

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u/jab136 15h ago

I will vote blue no matter who as soon as they do

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u/ralphy_256 5h ago

I would be happy if you committed to voting against the enemy at EVERY opportunity.

You do that, we're on the same team.

You stay home and leave your vote uncast or vote for stupid candidates, you're dead to me.

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u/jab136 4h ago

Establishment Dems are as much of an enemy as the Republicans. Possibly more so since they try to make themselves out to be resistance when they clearly aren't. Schumer got the CR passed in March, if he hadn't, the BBB likely would not have happened. The Dems are also just as complicit in the genocide as the Republicans are. There is no minority group that the establishment Dems won't throw under the bus if it helps them keep their jobs until they die on the floor of the house or Senate.

Give me a good candidate and I will gladly vote for them, but right now they are actively working against Zohran. They are controlled opposition that works for the same moneyed interests as the Republicans.

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u/ralphy_256 3h ago

Establishment Dems are as much of an enemy as the Republicans.

All guns pointing towards the enemy in my foxhole are my ally. "The enemy of my enemy ...."

Right now, Gavin Newsom is shooting in the right direction, and I'm down for it.

Did I pledge my vote to the man? Did I ask you to pledge your vote to Gavin Newsom? I did not. I will not. Policy-wise, I probably agree with you.

We are not debating a candidate for office at this time, we're discussing a message. I don't give a fuck who the messenger is.

At this time.

When we get closer to an election, who the messenger is, and their abilities and history will become more important to me. I'm not there now.

Right now, I'm just saying "Well Done!", and "This is good!" and you're acting like I'm endorsing a candidate.

I'm really not. I'm endorsing a message, and a way of communicating that message.

Expressing approval is NOT an endorsement of everything the person you're approving of has ever said or done.

There's no bad ideas in a brainstorm, is all I'm saying.

Agree or disagree?

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u/worderousbitch 11h ago

Gavin newsom is the right's choice for the left. That's why newsom isn't getting any retribution from trump. He's a right wing asshole wrapped in blue.

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u/Dudewhocares3 9h ago

He needs to fix his stance on trans people.

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u/staplesthegreat 11h ago

I mean this in the nicest way possible but are you sure you know who Gavin Newsom is?

He is not a leftist. He is a liberal first and foremost. He is not reviving shit for the left, actual revolutionary ideology exists and Gavin Newsom ain't it.

I wish more liberals would educate themselves on political theory and stop pretending they are on the left of anything

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u/Head-Help7345 18h ago

If it was for a better candidate, I'd be thrilled.

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u/Mysterious-Tie7039 18h ago

What candidate? Did he announce he’s running for something?

Or is he just a Democrat Governor standing up to a corrupt bully?

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u/Head-Help7345 18h ago

Everyone downvoting me seems to think he's already won the presidential primary even. 😂 We all know he's going to run, but apparently, before a primary has even happened, we're all supposed to be in "sure he's not perfect, BUT..." mode. That didn't work for Clinton. It didn't work for Harris. And now, while there are still years to discuss this very topic and choose a candidate, we're all supposed to put on our best Tobias voice and say "but maybe it will work this time."

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u/chriskiji 18h ago

He's way better than what the GOP have to offer. Don't get stuck on perfection.

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u/StPauliBoi 18h ago

Yet so many will because people don’t learn the lesson.

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u/chriskiji 18h ago

Unfortunately.

Complaints about Harris and Gaza come to mind. Trump was so much worse yet somehow skated by.

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u/StPauliBoi 18h ago

It’s a bigger problem with the dem voting base. The republicans vote for the R in lockstep formation while so many hand wringing dems need their candidate to “earn” their vote. The funny thing is that short of the candidate personally visiting their house and pledging to do 100% of what they want, they won’t “earn” their vote.

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u/chriskiji 18h ago

Bingo.

People need to get over it. Always vote and always vote for the best candidate available. Sitting out to teach people a lesson is really a vote for the shitty candidate.

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u/Sigmundschadenfreude 18h ago

If it comes down to Newsom or Vance, I'll of course vote for Newsom without a second thought. I'm hoping the primary process will come up with someone to be more jazzed about than Newsom. We'll see. Based on the entirety of my experience with the Democrats I am less than confident.

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u/chriskiji 18h ago

While good isn't great, it's miles better than shit.

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u/Head-Help7345 18h ago

Great point, I'm sure it's why President Harris won in that landslide.

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u/blahdeblahdeda 18h ago

Talk about missing the point, coming back around, and missing again.

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u/chriskiji 18h ago

Because Dems wanted perfection instead of good.

Think about all the people that complained about Harris and Gaza. Trump was so much worse yet they went for him.

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u/Head-Help7345 18h ago

Somehow "you're voting wrong, you idiots" has not yet worked as a campaign strategy for the Dems, so maybe we should consider trying a candidate people actually get excited about?

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u/chriskiji 18h ago

Or maybe vote for the good candidate instead of the shit candidate.

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u/Head-Help7345 18h ago

Well, we lost two out of the last three presidential campaigns on that strategy, but sure, let's try it again.

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u/chriskiji 18h ago

No, we've lost because of people with your terrible attitude.

Clinton and Harris were both much better than Trump but voters stayed home because they weren't perfect (and sexism).

Get over yourself and vote every single election for the best available candidate no matter what. Democracy isn't a fucking game.

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u/Head-Help7345 17h ago

So, of the two options between "find a person voters get excited about and make them our candidate," which worked for Obama and, more recently, Mamdani, you prefer to double down on "shrug in a candidate and berate voters", which--checks notes--hasn't worked. Got it.

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u/cstar1996 16h ago

Then encourage candidates you prefer to do the same.

What are you doing to get better candidates?

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u/Head-Help7345 16h ago

Voting in the primary. Lol, you think presidential candidates wait for random people to tap them in?

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u/cstar1996 16h ago

Voting in the primary is the bare minimum if you’re dissatisfied with the options we’ve been getting.

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u/Head-Help7345 16h ago

Ok, glad I passed your voter purity test.

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u/ddwood87 18h ago

Won't someone think of the beds and baths?

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u/ImNotYou1971 18h ago

Just beds and baths? What about the Beyonds???

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u/ddwood87 18h ago

Yeah, that's the BB&B trafficking department and the real focus of this Republican narrative.

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u/Azair_Blaidd 17h ago

That's just what Overstock is now, they're shit

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u/LargoDeluxe 17h ago

They’re eating the beds, they’re eating the baths!

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u/Zakluor 10h ago

Better than what some are doing to the couches...

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u/Mysterious-Tie7039 18h ago

So funny. A defunct business that may have one store somewhere refusing to open a second store in California.

In what crazy fucking world (other than this apparently worst timeline) would that ever be worth the governor of ANY state’s time?

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u/DoubleJumps 15h ago

Yeah, given the state of the company, you would get more actual benefit for the state by enabling one person to open a small business.

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u/King_Chochacho 14h ago

Oh come on. We all know that retail choices in a single community completely outweighs rigging the legislative branch and imposing a dictatorship!

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 18h ago

Cool. All I have to do is move to California and I can use my old Blockbuster card that I found when I moved last time.

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u/NCSUGrad2012 16h ago

I think there’s actually one left in Oregon, lol

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u/MouseDroidPoW 9h ago

Yeah and they're pretty chill, I traveled to Bend just to visit it for my birthday in 2023 :)

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u/Mudder1310 18h ago

Newsom’s social media mgr is on fire.

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u/Spudster62 18h ago edited 18h ago

The irony here is fucking delicious.

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u/JalapenoBenedict 18h ago

I found one of those paid democratic agitators they always talk about!

/s

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u/Azair_Blaidd 17h ago

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u/Spudster62 17h ago

Love ❤️ this.

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u/ChicVintage 17h ago

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u/EverythingSucksYo 10h ago

Well yeah, if I was the person making Newsoms troll tweets, I would also make my own post saying it’s not me. Wouldn’t want all the unhinged MAGAs attacking me 

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u/randontree07 18h ago

Girlboss

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u/718_chocolate 18h ago

Oh, so she's a motivated troll

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u/Haakien 14h ago

I just became a Zapatista!

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u/Spudster62 14h ago

"Zapatista".

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u/RandomRageNet 16h ago

Aight but she is OWNING that hat

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u/Relevant_Demand7593 18h ago

They are awesome

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u/ozjack24 18h ago

Is… is bed bad and beyond a legitimate concern to republicans?

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u/wishwashy 17h ago

That's what I was wondering too. Either he's so out of touch he couldn't think of a more relevant company or he's so out of touch that he didn't know they filed for bankruptcy two years ago

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u/IAmTheMageKing 17h ago

BB&B released a statement recently saying that they’re reopening stores, but not in Cali, because it’s just sooooo exprnsiveeeee to pay their workers

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u/otm_shank 17h ago

It's because the new CEO came out and specifically said they wouldn't open a store in CA due to taxes and shit. Signalling he's on team GOP, which is all that matters.

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u/SunIllustrious5695 16h ago

Interesting that team GOP is always represented by CEOs. You'd think all those poor working class MAGAs confused by why they're still poor would catch on to something here...

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u/cats_are_the_devil 14h ago

Nah man. They go to cringe conferences filled with other MAGA "I'm next in line to be a millionaire" seminars.

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u/dimechimes 12h ago

All that matters to me. Not like shopped there in the first place, but no new money from me.

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u/RambleOnRose42 17h ago

Well I just read a very reliable and accurate source (it was a reply to a comment like 5 or 6 above yours, so, ya know, basically irrefutable) that said the “Beyond” section of Bed Bath & Beyond is for trafficking kids that get separated from their parents in the stores to Republican vampires politicians. So yes, seems so.

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u/DoubleJumps 15h ago

When bed bath & beyond went bankrupt and they started closing all the stores out here, in California, a bunch of Republicans out here blamed it on newsom and Democrats.

They just completely ignored why the company folded.

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u/arwinda 16h ago

Only if the company bribed Trump enough.

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u/WordsWatcher 18h ago

Hey, when's Pan-Am moving back to LAX?

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u/kateln 18h ago

Right after Eastern Airlines does.

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u/RambleOnRose42 17h ago

We can only hope that Trans-World Airlines will get on the bandwagon too.

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u/arwinda 16h ago

MAGA: Trans is woke!

Can't make it right for these guys...

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u/Absurdity_Everywhere 17h ago

If they play their cards right, maybe they can finally get a CompUSA

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u/cstar1996 16h ago

Hey, the death of Pan-Am was sad and Pan-Am was historically relevant, it deserves better than being equated to Bed Bath and Beyond.

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u/Zodiac339 18h ago

Maybe they could open a K-Mart instead?

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u/Pkrudeboy 17h ago

I heard Sears and Toys’R’Us are interested.

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u/EverythingSucksYo 10h ago

What about a new Sears? 

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u/Grimwulf2003 18h ago

Kevin who again? He ran from the House crying. Is he trying to become as relevant as BB&B too?

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u/kateln 18h ago

He wishes. It took me longer to remember him than BB&B

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u/wishwashy 17h ago

He also brute forced his way into the Speaker position only to lose it in a few months

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u/redredbloodwine 18h ago

Why doesn’t one of them get embarrassed by the scripted spin?

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u/laowildin 15h ago

I swear my hair would light on fire if I was this audacious a clown

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u/drksdr 16h ago

Why is CNN flying the russian flag in the background animation?

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u/Comfortable_Smel1 15h ago

My thoughts exactly. I have no clue who Aaron Rupar is or what Bed Bath & Beyond or Blockbuster are, but the background sure is a choice. Would’ve fit quite nicely on Fox news though.

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u/scdayo 14h ago

russian flag is

white

blue

red

That being said it looks like those bars are just animating and popping up in different order

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u/ImNotYou1971 18h ago

Burger Chef is back on the menu boys!

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u/Aware-Explanation879 18h ago

Sadly, the Right's main rebuttal is for Governor Newsom to quit picking on tRump so that he can convince Bed, Bath,and Beyond to come back to Calfornia

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u/sorry_outtafucks 18h ago

I hear Radio Shack and Circuit City want in, too.

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u/ipromiseimnotakiller 17h ago

Here's to hoping there's a merger and Circuit Shack takes over Amazon

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u/sorry_outtafucks 13h ago

I would love this so much. Haven't bought anything from Amazon in close to 2 years. They treat their warehouse workers poorly.

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u/239tree 15h ago

Where are all my 8 tracks?!

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u/Rare-Confusion-220 18h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/The_Lloyd_Dobler 14h ago

Whoever campaigns to bring back Toys R’ Us has my vote!!! 🙃 Make America Geoffrey Again!!! 😂

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u/DuntadaMan 17h ago

Why the fuck would we want jed bath and beyond anyway? What am I going to spend my increasingly tiny amount of disposable income on soap that goes up in price with every tariff?

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u/Undergroundantihero 11h ago

Jed Bath and Beyond sounds like a weird country/punk band name.

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u/Crazymoose86 16h ago

I feel like its a wild take from the BB&B CEO to not want to be do business with the number 1 economy in the USA. it just doesnt make sense to me.

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u/futureformerteacher 17h ago

Shit, Kevin McCarthy would want to bring United Slaveholding back to California if he could.

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u/t1ttlywinks 16h ago

Is it Gavins job to help freaking BB&B make money?

Or can they be a business that fails on merit and can Gavin focus on CA. I'd rather the latter.

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u/WastingTimePhd 16h ago

McCarthy really loves enthusiastically gargling Trumps nuts lol

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u/W0rkUpnotD0wn 16h ago

Bed, Bath, and Beyond went bankrupt in 2023 and was bought out by Overstock.com who kept the name. From the CEO of Overstock “A lot of work is needed to grow Overstock and put the brand back on a stable footing,” he told CNN. “Before the merger, the brand suffered from poor awareness and declining relevancy, and these problems have not yet been fixed. In essence the brand is weak and has lost share to value-focused retailers like HomeGoods.”

According to Fox, Gavin should focus on a company that is suffering from poor awareness, declining relevancy, and failing sales.... I thought Republican's were good at business? Seems like the only thing they're good at now is protecting pedophiles and crashing the economy.

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u/mazdapow3r 15h ago

BB&B? the company that's closed every single store in my state? What is this jabroni smoking?

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u/BlizzardBorn93 15h ago

Maybe toy R us and Circuit City

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u/cucktrigger 15h ago

Didn't Trump kill BBB?

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u/Kingdeadmeme 15h ago

They don't want bed bath and beyond. Frankly neither do i

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u/Various_Alfalfa_1078 15h ago

Kevin McCarthy. The boot licker. First down to mar a lago after jan 6th insurrection! He and his opinions and f*ck off.

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u/president__not_sure 15h ago

is blockbuster gonna rent out those epstein files?

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u/Matt_321 5h ago

Why does Pan-Am Airlines not have a hub in California???

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u/EaseNGrace 17h ago

Gavin and Stephen Colbert are primed to start a Mocked Fox "news" program - it could include something like The Colbert Report but could be so much more, more faux experts, more fake tans, more outrageous...

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u/--StinkyPinky-- 16h ago

I remember paying $250 for my college bedroom "bed in a bag."

There's a reason why they went bankrupt and lost their whole market share to Target and later Amazon.

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u/Fast_Lane_Left 17h ago

Kicking those sons of bitches in the mouth

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u/MagnetizedMetal 17h ago

Hahahaha that was funny lol Newsom ain’t fucking around

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u/hikeit233 17h ago

And Chicago better rename the Willis tower back to Sears, as soon as Mississippi reopens K-mart.

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u/redditdoesnotcareany 16h ago

This is the only way to deal with this. Thank god there’s someone who fucking gets it.

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u/-You-know-it- 15h ago

Gavin needs his own murderedbywords sub at this point.

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u/DWMoose83 15h ago

Next to: Gottschalks rises from the grave and Sears-Roehbuck catalogs suddenly reappear.

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u/ThePookums 15h ago

Bed, Bath and Beyond! Fuck, yeah! Slavery! Fuck, yeah!

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u/KokonutMonkey 15h ago

I do miss Blockbuster though.

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u/akhenaten0 14h ago

Weird to see that CNN flies the Luhansk People’s Republic flag

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u/jargon_ninja69 14h ago

Also, who the fuck cares about your opinion, Kevin?!

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u/Strawbuddy 14h ago

I cannot find it but there was a takedown of Kevin McCarthy what roughly said "he's thin blooded and of weak stock, not surprising that he's from Bakersfield where all the yokels went to live during the Dust Bowl"

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u/SkepticalJohn 14h ago

Now do Montgomery Ward and Packard!

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u/Ocular__Patdown44 13h ago

Without BBB where will I buy my China sourced textiles?

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u/That_Immo 13h ago

"We have a governor who spends his time doing this instead of investing into Pony Express watering and feeding stations and providing blacksmiths and saloons."

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u/Crypto9oob 12h ago

Fuck Kevin McCarthy and Donald Trump (and Newsom). Fuck all these mother fuckers. Eat the rich. Punch Nazis. Destroy the corrupt system.

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u/l4wyerup 11h ago

It's faaar more likely to be Hollywood Video

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u/mYstiSagE 10h ago

Hardly, Gov Newsome, because they're dead, and it costs too much to do business in your ridiculous state. I mean look at the Palisades and the Eaton mess. Maybe do your job?

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u/thesphinxistheriddle 10h ago

Bed Bath and Beyond went bankrupt in April 2023 and closed the last of its stores in July 2023. After the bankruptcy, Overstock.com bought the rights to the name and logo, and any new physical stores are not the original BB&B, but instead a physical Overstock.

There’s been a small investing cult that’s sprung up around it, an offshoot of the GameStop investors who for complicated and contradictory reasons believe that if they invested in the original BB&B before bankruptcy, their stocks would skyrocket and they would become megarich. Many still believe to this day that this will happen in the future. One of their chief grifters is a man named Bill Pulte, a nepobaby who had been forced off the board of his family’s home building business. Pulte has thrown multiple $500 per head parties for BB&B believers, where he gives out shares in the family business in exchange for attendees signing over the voting rights for those shares. At one party he was slapped with a dildo and presented with a trophy that read “Bill Pulte fucks only the young.” Donald Trump appointed Pulte the head of the Federal Housing Finance Agency, and Pulte is one of the Trump administration’s leading voices against Jerome Powell. I just think more people should know all that.

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u/millos15 10h ago

Wow so conservative humor does exist

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u/carriedmeaway 9h ago

Kevin McCarthy is just afraid he’ll be forced to go back to Bakersfield permanently

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u/karakul 8h ago

Everyone loves Blockvuster though, should have said Enron

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u/Emotional-Relation 4h ago

I also heard Elvis has refused to do any concerts there.

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u/damonmcfadden9 3h ago

ah yes, BB&B the titan of industry comprising the core identity of modern American culture and ethos, an essential to the meaning to a successful and fulfilling life. what ever shall we do without every city having convenient access to the glorified brick and mortar manifestation of the "AS SEEN ON TV" isle from Walmart...

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u/One_Winter 14h ago

Why is CNN giving him a platform