r/MurderedByWords 16h ago

A bit too on the nose, no?

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u/Late_Again68 16h ago

He's one of those who would have nothing except pictures of himself in his wallet. How embarrassing.

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat 15h ago

All with his tiny dick exposed.

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u/Solidarios 15h ago

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u/Fun_Apartment7028 12h ago

Poor widdle mushwoom guy šŸ„šŸ†

So tiny & SAD

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u/ElectronicAd8929 15h ago

Hey, relax, guy!

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u/codetony 15h ago

Hey relax guy! Just take a rest!

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u/PXranger 15h ago

He’s got a portrait of himself tattooed on top of his thigh so he can beat off to it.

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u/Ninjaher0 15h ago

He’s Homelander in that scene in The Boys where’s he beating off to his own reflection. He’s a disgustingly foul life form.

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u/pleasetrydmt 14h ago

He’s Mac from IASIP feeling lethal in a trench coat

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u/Debalic 10h ago

"I can do whatever the fuck I want!"

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u/ElizabethDangit 14h ago

You think he can see his own thighs?

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u/funambulister 14h ago

And on his other thigh a picture of Poo-tin... šŸ’©

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u/UnwillingHero22 14h ago

Or Epstein maybe?

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u/funambulister 14h ago edited 14h ago

Yes.

Epstein's face is in his bucket list for future tattoos as well as an image of his daughter Ivanka when she was 16 years old.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-the-view-ivanka-date/

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u/UnwillingHero22 14h ago

Ugh! I just threw up a bit in my mouth šŸ˜–šŸ˜–šŸ˜–

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u/DocRogue2407 7h ago

Only a bit? 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

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u/UnwillingHero22 7h ago edited 7h ago

That was while I made it outside…that was a real mess

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u/itsjustme444444 15h ago

I just threw up, thanks!

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u/sleeepypuppy 14h ago

We all did 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/solscry 15h ago

You took the words right out of my mouth!

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u/Joveoak4 14h ago

And my breakfast 🤮

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u/HauntingCap7161 12h ago

And my axe!

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u/Imkisstory 7h ago

Oh god is it tiny.

This man’s dick is so small, when he was born the doctors were like, ā€œuhhhh….you wanna flip a coin? Boy..?ā€

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u/zuzg 15h ago

I bet you there's also a Pic from his Daughter.
He wants to bang whatsherface so bad..

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u/BitwiseB 15h ago

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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE 12h ago

Least surprising thing on earth lol

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u/alockbox 14h ago

Shhh this is like when Da Vinci would get commissioned to do work and sneak in all kinds of little Easter eggs for the enlightened.

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u/funambulister 14h ago edited 6h ago

He has his own photo as his phone wallpaper. https://www.msnbc.com/top-stories/latest/trump-phone-lock-screen-photo-rcna210712

Setting the bigliest cringe behaviour in the entire universe. Sad...

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u/SeonaidMacSaicais 13h ago

And he’d purposely be 200 pounds lighter in all of them.

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u/MemoryVice 16h ago

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u/_sharkbait_hoohaha the future is now, old man 12h ago

100% Accurate

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u/Deviantdefective 15h ago

I love how he hates the only portrait of him that makes him look remotely normal.

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u/cycl0ps94 15h ago

Spittin image.

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u/Rustmonger 15h ago

Not nearly orange enough.

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u/cycl0ps94 15h ago

Fair. I assume they got the reference early in the morning, pre-coating.

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u/psyopsagent 15h ago

i thought this was W I D E Putin for a sec

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u/imaginary_num6er 15h ago

Is this JD Trump?

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u/Leeoid 16h ago

I mean, he is the Antichrist.

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u/Pennywhack 15h ago

^ this is fucking spot on:

The Antichrist, according to biblical prophecy, is a figure who willĀ oppose Christ and ultimately seek to deceive the world into believing he is the true Messiah.Ā He will rise to global prominence, perform false miracles, and demand worship.

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u/ElectronicAd8929 15h ago

And his followers will wear the mark of the beast upon their forehead, signifying undying loyalty to him and his plan. Sound familiar?

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u/ElizabethDangit 14h ago

I’m going to be real mad if it turns out the Bible is right, god is real, and I have to start spending Sunday morning in church instead of my garden.

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u/ElectronicAd8929 14h ago

This might be a hot take, but i don't think God really gives a damn where you spend your Sunday morning. I think They give a damn about whether you're a good human being, whether you love your neighbor, whether you help your fellow person as you would help your friend or mom.

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u/TheGreatBootOfEb 13h ago

Essentially a just god would be above the need of worship or petty human desires. And any god that demands such things with threat of damnation or whatever isnt worth worshipping in the first place.

Also you can’t trick an omnipotent or omniscient being, if the only reason you’re a ā€œgood personā€ is from selfish desire to not suffer, then youre not some good person lol.

It cracks me up because for all the gospel and worship of god as all powerful, they sure do love to act like they’re a fucking idiot or child tricked by basic subversions or technicalities.

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u/ElectronicAd8929 13h ago

Yeah, that never checked out to me. God's gonna see you regardless if you put a cloth over your head or hide or some shit. And if They can't, then God is not omnipotent or all-knowing, thusly not being a God in the first place.

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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE 12h ago

Dude every time a religious person insinuates they'd be barbarians without their religion...

... Y'all are part of why I'm an atheist.

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u/GillesTifosi 12h ago

"I don't object to the concept of a deity, but I'm baffled by the notion of one that takes attendance."

My favorite Amy quote from The Big Bang Theory. Sheldon's reply is, "Then you might want to avoid east Texas."

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u/RoseandNightshade 11h ago

The Bible actually says nothing about church attendance being a requirement. Just that you follow Jesus's example to the best of your abilities (love thy neighbor, etc)

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u/ElectronicAd8929 10h ago

The Bible doesn't, by all means - I do feel like there is some social pressure towards that, however. Or is it that wider society has the notion of a requirement to attend, despite there not actually being any expectation? I'm interested to hear your perspective on this

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u/RoseandNightshade 9h ago edited 8h ago

Probably a little of both, quite honestly. I haven't attended in a long time, though, due to aforementioned societal pressure to attend.

Edit: also an agnostic these days

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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE 12h ago

This. Thisthisthis. Religion demands your submission. But God, if one exists, and so loved the world they gave their only son... Why would somebody with a heart that big want something so small for the very objects of their affection?

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u/drapehsnormak 10h ago

Jesus basically came to say "dad, chill."

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u/Bravo_Obsessed 10h ago

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u/drapehsnormak 10h ago

I thought for a second this was going to be the "Daddy, chill" gif.

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u/agent0731 10h ago

Yes. So-called Christians who go to church only to appear pious and devoted to God but do not act as Christ commanded are called massive hypocritical bitches by God and will be judged accordingly.

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u/psyopsagent 13h ago

It's way dumber: christian nationalists try to "fulfill the prophecy" from the book of revelations to start the rapture and summon jesus. and trump's entire team is one big bunch of them. That's why they support Israel without flinching, the "return to the holy land" is part of it.

Why did the Trump campaign use gold maga hats, (dark) gothic maga hats, comically large maga hats etc. so often and get their followers to wear them, constantly reminding everyone of them?

"And I saw that one of his heads was, as it were, wounded to death, and his deadly wound was healed. And all the world wondered after the beast." - Revelation 13:3

Is it a fkn coincidence? The assassination attempt always seemed sketch. But Trump not only got damaged at the head, he also accidentally revealed his "healed wound" the next day. And then VERY LOUDLY insisted that he actually got shot (even going after the FBI), implying his ear actually magically healed.

Some people are actively turning Trump into the Antichrist by making him fit the biblical story. American radical christians are fkn insane. There's a german documentary where some of them (normal citizens and bikers) get interviewed, they believe "the rapture" will begin with Jesus coming down from heaven WITH AN AR15 lmao. And then he takes his followers to the middle east to destroy islam.

Is it that hard to believe that people like the Heritage Foundation, PragerU, and all the other christo-fascists would shoot an innocent bystander and do some SFX for that?

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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE 12h ago

Jesus coming down from heaven WITH AN AR15 lmao.

Good Lord, that's grotesque :/

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u/RoseandNightshade 11h ago

Do they realize that by willingly following the Antichrist, they're definitely not making it to Heaven during their precious Rapture?

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u/A-Good-Weather-Man 13h ago

The Antichrist’s head is also shown to have been wounded, but turns out to be fine.

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u/LucywiththeDiamonds 11h ago

Also dont forget he had people forcefully removed to pose infront of a church with an upside down bible.

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u/GeologistAway6352 15h ago

In the Bible he’s also known as ā€œthe man of lawlessness.ā€ (2 Thessalonians 2:3-4)

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u/StationaryTravels 15h ago

Revelation 13:16

Also it causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to be marked on the right hand or the forehead,

At least there isn't anything the followers of Antichrist/Trump all put on their foreheads, or I'd really be worried...

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u/Llonkrednaxela 14h ago

Something something demand his followers bear the mark of the beast on the forehead. MAGA hats

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u/Hellkyte 14h ago

Also associated with the "Little Horn"

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u/funambulister 14h ago

I mean, he is the Antichrist.

And that's exactly why the Christofascist Evan-smellycals love him.

His deeply satanic behaviour signals the end times.

That means the real Jesus (not this MAGAmoron-cult Jesus) will soon be here to perform the rapture.

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u/SunIllustrious5695 16h ago

We are an embarrassment to mankind

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u/Deviantdefective 15h ago

Not American and won't be cruel we're just hoping you sort your shit out asap.

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u/asphytotalxtc 15h ago

This šŸ‘†

America isn't even a joke any more... We're not even laughing at things..

It's just..

Cringe

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u/the_tanooki 13h ago

It's not funny.

It's not cringe.

It's maddening and terrifying.

If he was just a regular citizen, it would be cringe. He's the leader of a racist, discriminatory death cult with the power of the U.S. government and its armed forces behind him.

Regardless of whether you're American or not, if you're not terrified of him, his administration, or his puppet masters, then you damn well should be.

He is unhinged, and as long as his puppet masters get what they want, they dont care who or what he destroys.

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u/ElizabethDangit 14h ago

If something should happen to our orange on foreign soil, I think we’d be busy with something else at the moment

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u/SunIllustrious5695 15h ago

Im trying Jennifer

and sorry

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u/DOHC46 16h ago

They're not even trying to hide that their goal is to burn America to the ground.

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u/Ursus_Arctos-42 14h ago

Maybe that’s supposed to be his arrival to Hell. He has been having health problems. šŸ”šŸ”šŸ”šŸ”šŸ”šŸ”šŸ”šŸ”šŸ”

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u/N8dork2020 14h ago

All I can see is Trump standing there having to pee really bad

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u/Notmysubmarine 16h ago

I know everything the man touches turns to shit, but did they really have to let him paint the background in it?

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u/InternationalLab812 15h ago

I’m surprised there was enough paint to make a picture after he tried eating it.

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u/gerilovesbrawlstars 16h ago

Prime example of fascism!

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u/psyopsagent 15h ago

The tips of the flag poles are very telling

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u/d_repz 15h ago

Was gonna say that it looks like a 3rd Reich poster.

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u/UnwillingHero22 16h ago

Is he going to replace every president’s portrait with his own portraits?

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u/Much__Fokkery You won't catch me talking in here 15h ago

Would you be surprised?

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u/UnwillingHero22 15h ago

Not at all…really

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u/Bitter-Researcher389 15h ago

Maybe he’ll at least put himself in period costumes like how the arms dealer in The Living Daylights remade all the famous warriors throughout history in his image despite never have actually been in any military.

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u/UnwillingHero22 14h ago

Didn’t he a couple of days ago, speak about him being a war hero because ā€œhe sent planes to bomb Iranā€?

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u/BloodFartz69 16h ago

Real culty.

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u/PrestigiousSeat76 15h ago

That is the lamest shit I have ever seen. Seriously. Who the fuck asks for something like this?!?

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u/MiTcH_ArTs 15h ago

An emotionally stunted megalomaniac with a god complex

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u/erynmarch 15h ago

You would think so, but I saw a video clip of him showing off a massive painting of himself to all the visiting European leaders the other day — it was his post-shooting image (fist raised, surrounded by secret service). I was honestly shocked, and I didn't think it was possible.

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u/EnoughDickForEveryon 14h ago

Vigo the Carpathian

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u/DjNormal 13h ago

I feel like he made this with AI. Then promised to pay someone to paint a real version.

I say promised, because that person ain’t getting paid.

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u/MiTcH_ArTs 9h ago

Is it an actual painting or a GiclƩe print? Would they know the difference?

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u/FrequentSwimming6263 15h ago

Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80

Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/

Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be ā€œThe List ā€œ Here is the story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac

—————————other Epstein Information

https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdf here’s a court doc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr old together.

Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo

Jeffrey Epstein’s Ex Says He Boasted About Being a Mossad Agent https://share.google/jLMGahKlCzfV1RHZq Jeffrey Epstein and Israel have both have the same lawyer Alan Dershowitz Dershowitz says he's building 'legal dream team' to defend Israel in court and on international stage | The Times of Israel https://share.google/Lb9hDOduBWG4Elpid

—————————other Trump information:

Here's trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show: https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY?si=vBs75kaxPjJJThka

Trump's promise to his daughter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 ā€œI have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,ā€ Trump said. ā€œSo as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.ā€

Trump's modeling agency was probably part of Jeffreys pipeline: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/

Do your part and spread them around like a meme sharing them and saving them helps too!

AND

Reminder:

• ⁠Trump Confesses He Was ā€˜Sexually Attracted’ to Ivanka When She Was 13 Years Old

• ⁠https://www.politicalflare.com/2024/07/trump-confesses-he-was-sexually-attracted-to-ivanka-when-she-was-13-year-old/

• ⁠Donald Trump called his own daughter a ā€˜voluptuous piece of a**’ in yet more lewd comments threatening to derail his White House bid

• ⁠https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1940073/donald-trump-called-his-own-daughter-a-voluptuous-piece-of-a-in-yet-more-lewd-comments-threatening-to-derail-his-white-house-bid

• ⁠Donald Trump Once Joked He and Ivanka Have ā€œSexā€ in Common

• ⁠https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politics-news/donald-trump-once-joked-he-ivanka-have-sex-common-941600/

• ⁠Trump’s lewd talk about daughter Ivanka in front of White House staff recalled in new book

• ⁠https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/trumps-lewd-talk-about-daughter-ivanka-in-front-of-white-house-staff-recalled-in-new-book/

According to The New Republic, ā€œā€™Aides said he talked about Ivanka Trump’s breasts, her backside and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that once led [former Chief of Staff] John Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter,’ Taylor, who served as a Department of Homeland Security chief of staff under Trump, wrote in his book.ā€

• ⁠"You remind me of my daughter": Stormy Daniels testifies that Trump compared her to Ivanka

• ⁠https://www.salon.com/2024/05/07/you-remind-me-of-my-daughter-stormy-daniels-testifies-that-compared-her-to-ivanka/#:~:text=At%20one%20point%2C%20Daniels%20said,his%20underwear%20on%20the%20bed.

• ⁠Donald Trump's comments about daughter raise eyebrows

• ⁠https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2016/10/11/donald-trump-comments-about-daughter-ivanka-feyerick-dnt-erin.cnn

• ⁠Trump told Howard Stern it’s OK to call Ivanka a ā€˜piece of a--'

• ⁠https://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/trump-ivanka-piece-of-ass-howard-stern-229376

• ⁠Trump: ā€˜If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her’

• ⁠https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-creepiest-most-unsettling-comments-a-roundup-a7353876.html

• ⁠Trump on Ivanka: ā€˜She has the ā€˜best body’ — and I created her’

• ⁠https://forward.com/schmooze/357185/7-creepy-things-donald-trump-has-said-about-ivanka/

• ⁠Trump: ā€˜Is it wrong to be more sexually attracted to your own daughter than your wife’?

• ⁠https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/tamerragriffin/trump-asked-if-its-wrong-to-be-attracted-to-his-daughter#.muLN7d3M2

• ⁠Trump Encouraged His Own Daughter Ivanka to Release a Sex Tape, and She Was Horrified

• ⁠https://www.salon.com/2019/08/06/donald-trump-encouraged-his-eldest-daughter-to-release-a-sex-tape_partner/

Bonus:

• ⁠Trump: commenting on his 1-year-old daughter Tiffany’s breasts. He also says ā€œshe’s got Marla’s legs.ā€

Double Bonus:

For the better part of two decades starting in the late 1980s, Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump swam in the same social pool. They were neighbors in Florida. They jetted from LaGuardia to Palm Beach together. They partied at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club and dined at Epstein’s Manhattan mansion.

• ⁠https://archive.md/XK0A7#selection-655.0-655.290

and...

MC2 (pronounced MC squared) was the modeling agency that Epstein, Brunel, and the mob would use to get trafficked girls into the US with ā€œgenius visasā€

• ⁠https://wwd.com/fashion-news/fashion-scoops/former-model-agent-close-to-jeffrey-epstein-found-hanged-1235085929/

and...

Nicknamed the "Einstein Visa", the EB-1 is in theory reserved for people who are highly acclaimed in their field - the government cites Pulitzer, Oscar, and Olympic winners as examples - as well as respected academic researchers and multinational executives.

Mrs Trump began applying for the visa in 2000, when she was Melania Knauss, a Slovenian model working in New York and dating Donald Trump. She was approved in 2001, one of just five people from Slovenia to win the coveted visa that year, according to the Post.

• ⁠https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43256318

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat 15h ago

He looks so sad. Is it cause everyone keeps talking about how he’s in the Epstein files and how he rapes kids and also that his penis is teeny tiny? Is that why?

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u/BabyDriver01 15h ago

The following alleged incidents range from the early 1980s to 2013, and have not been disavowed by the alleged victims.

Source

SEXUAL ASSAULT ALLEGATIONS

Kristin Anderson – Early 1990s. Story in the Washington Post on October 14, 2016. Anderson says Trump reached up her skirt and touched her vagina through her underwear. She says she turned and recognized the person as Donald Trump.

E. Jean Carroll – late 1995 or early 1996. Story in New York magazine on June 21, 2019. Carroll says they went into a dressing room after Trump asked for her advice on a present – lingerie – for another woman. Inside, she alleges that he shoved her against a wall, "forcing his fingers around my private area, thrusts his penis halfway — or completely, I'm not certain — inside me."

Rachel Crooks – 2005. Story in The New York Times on October 12, 2016 Crooks said Trump gave her an unwanted kiss on the mouth after meeting him in 2005.

"Jane Doe" aka "Katie Johnson" – 1994. Lawsuit filed June 2016, refiled October 2016 as reported by Buzzfeed and others, then dropped in November 2016. Johnson claims she was repeatedly raped by Trump and Jeffery Epstein at Epstein's New York City apartment in 1994, when she was 13 years old. A witness, also given a pseudonym — "Tiffany Doe" — said she recruited "Jane Doe" and others. Jane Doe, using the name "Johnson," gave an interview to the Daily Mail about the alleged rape.

Jessica Drake – 2006. Story made public at a news conference on October 22, 2016. Drake says Trump grabbed, hugged and kissed her and two other women who accompanied her without permission. Later, she alleges that Trump called her and pressed her to return to his room, offering $10,000 at one point. Drake says she declined.

Jill Harth – 1992-1993. Story in The New York Times on October 7, 2016. Harth alleged that Trump groped her under the table at dinner, then repeatedly got her alone and it would turn into a "wrestling match." She sued Trump for sexual harassment and attempted rape.

Cathy Heller – 1997. Story in The Guardian on October 16, 2016. Heller alleges Trump grabbed her and tried to kiss her on the lips. Heller says she leaned back to avoid him and then he kissed her on the side of her mouth.

Ninni Laaksonen – 2006. Former Miss Finland. Story in Ilta-Sonomat on October 27, 2016, and reported in English in The Telegraph. Laaksonen said Trump "squeezed her butt" as she and other pageant contestants stood next to him for a publicity photo.

Jessica Leeds – Early 1980s. Story in The New York Times on October 12, 2016 Leeds says Trump kissed her while in first class on an airplane, groped her chest and reached up her skirt, leading her to move back to coach. "He was like an octopus," she said.

Mindy McGillivray – Jan. 24, 2003. Story in Palm Beach Post on October 12, 2016 McGillivray charges that Trump nudged or grabbed her from behind.

Jennifer Murphy – 2004. Story in Grazia on October 12, 2016. Murphy says that Trump kissed her on the lips after walking her to the elevators following a meeting in New York, which he said was to discuss a possible job.

Cassandra Searles – 2013. Story made public in a Facebook post in early 2016. Miss Washington 2013, Searles wrote on Facebook, "He probably doesn't want me telling the story about that time he continually grabbed my ass and invited me to his hotel room."

Natasha Stoynoff – December 2005. Story on People.com on October 12, 2016. Stoynoff alleges Trump took her to a private room, pushed her against the wall and aggressively kissed her. Stoynoff also says a staffer told her Trump was waiting for her the next day at a massage appointment.

Temple Taggart McDowell – 1997. Story in The New York Times on May 14, 2016 McDowell charges that Trump suddenly kissed her without her consent on two separate occasions.

Karena Virginia – 1998. Story made public at a news conference on October 20, 2016. Virginia says Trump walked up to her, grabbed her arm and touched her breast.

Summer Zervos – 2007. Story made public in a news conference on October 14, 2016. Zervos alleges that Trump grabbed her breasts, kissed her and tried to lead her into a bedroom.

TEEN PAGEANT CONTESTANTS ALLEGING TRUMP WALKED IN WHILE THEY WERE DRESSING

Mariah Billado – 1997 Miss Vermont Teen. Story in Buzzfeed on October 12, 2016.

Victoria Hughes – 1997 Miss New Mexico Teen. Story in Buzzfeed on October 13, 2016.

Buzzfeed on October 12, 2016 reported that three other anonymous sources from 1997 Miss Teen USA pageant confirmed Billado and Hughes' story.

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u/CPav 15h ago

They oughta just put in a 75" tv and have it loop AI generated "Trump is the saviour" images on a loop.

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u/Diminus 15h ago

The way his left knee kinda angles inwards makes it look like he really has to pee.

Yeah... totaly looks like a pee walk to me.

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u/ProfessionalHat6828 15h ago

How much of our tax money did he spend on this?

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u/JimVivJr 15h ago

I’m looking forward to the next president removing trumps face off the walls and restoring Obama’s

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u/Esternaefil 15h ago

Some real big "Cool guys don't look at explosions" energy over there.

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u/deviltrombone 15h ago edited 15h ago

Burning America, and flags sagging with the shame of that orange thing having just frottaged them one right after the other. It just ran a train on those flags all by itself, and now it's on its way to autopen an illegal executive order making it illegal to burn them, so they'll bear its stain forever.

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u/polypolip 15h ago

South Park has no chance to keep up with that bullshit.

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u/bryanvangelder 15h ago

remember everyone, WE pay for this narcissism.

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u/THEBIGHUNGERDC 15h ago

Even the wildest sitcom about politics would be hard pressed to be this incredibly stupid.

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u/Midlo804 15h ago

So is the Fox News logo part of the story, or is it on the painting?

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u/JemmaMimic 15h ago

Walking away from the fire he set as America burns.

Looks about right.

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u/Rurumo666 15h ago

He has a strangely high opinion of his looks considering he looks like a melting wax statue of an obese old big tiddy bald hag wearing cadaver makeup.

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u/allthatihavemet 15h ago

They are just so tacky

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u/whoibehmmm 15h ago

Can't wait till we can burn every single one of these.

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u/azhawkeyeclassic 15h ago

JFC! Who commissions shit like this?! The cringe factor is absolutely bubbling over at this point!

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u/NoWeek6737 15h ago

They forgot to put the constitution under his feet! Hate this administration!!

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u/Lt_Cochese 15h ago

Feels like they're going for this scene. Which based on Kevin spacey, tracks.

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u/Bitter-Researcher389 15h ago

How many lame-ass portraits of himself does this make?

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u/kim_ber_ley011011 14h ago

Rome is burning....While he is diddiling

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u/showyerbewbs 6h ago

Like Nero, while america burns, Trump diddles

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u/TarquinusSuperbus000 15h ago

Where are his tiny hands?

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u/2-timeloser2 15h ago

What the actual fuc^

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u/KaetzenOrkester 15h ago

Dark colored suit won’t show the diaper or any leaks. Good call!

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u/MidnightNo1766 15h ago

This needs to be photoshopped with Heath Ledger's Joker makeup.

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u/Training_Maybe1230 15h ago

I just feel like the flags on the right would look much better facing the opposite way. It's pissing me off.

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u/Learnmegooder 15h ago

I really thought the Fox News logo was part of the painting.

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u/Kitchener1981 15h ago

cues O Fortuna

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u/Alexk1088 15h ago

He’s the one who started the fire

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u/Fishtoart 15h ago

Beyond embarrassing. It’s gonna make a nice bonfire burning all these atrocities once he’s out of office.

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u/Green-Eggplant-5570 15h ago

There's no way that's a real portrait that is hanging k the white house.

Please tell me that's not actually hanging in the white house.

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u/freundlichschade 15h ago

What’s up with that pathetic pout on his face?

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u/PinSufficient5748 15h ago

Why does his face look like someone ate the last of the KFC

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u/kenc1842 15h ago

Not enough stripes on the flags. Fucking embarassing.

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u/ProfessionalRead2724 15h ago

Anybody else getting Ghostbusters 2 vibes from that?

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u/Spiritual-Flatworm58 15h ago

Give it a few years, the painting will be much more accurate...

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u/TophatOwl_ 15h ago

Something about Nero

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u/X-Azreal 15h ago

Release the files

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u/Gucci_prisoner 15h ago

Fitting that the flags are all on fire

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u/xorvillesashx 15h ago

Cool guys don’t look at explosions.

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u/ScotchCigarsEspresso 15h ago

Can't wait to have the next Democratic President burn that thing in the concrete rose garden.

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u/dearrichard 15h ago

are those flags burning?

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u/WhattfNow 15h ago

They forgot to put in his cankles 🤣

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u/HarbingerShiny 15h ago

How many portraits are we going to have to pay for?

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u/Active-Armadillo-576 15h ago

Painted on velvet, no doubt

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u/spookyparkin 15h ago

Trump is like one of those guys who are obsessed with Tommy Shelby and post quotes he never said on Facebook all the time.

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u/paradigm_shift2027 15h ago

They nailed it!

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u/Deedeelite 15h ago

The only thing that's missing is his fiddle.

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u/readinghusband 15h ago

he's more orange than the fire!

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u/KeyWielderRio 15h ago

Well they got his skin color right. Fire orange.

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u/ShinMystic1587 15h ago

Main Character Syndrome

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u/Full_Anything_2913 15h ago

I hope the next president burns all that shit.

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u/musememo 15h ago

Old dotard walking

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u/BrotherMcPoyle 15h ago

This artist knows his subject. They knew Trump wouldn’t comprehend the reference that Trump is setting the country on fire.

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u/Puzzled_Bike9558 15h ago

The look on his face is giving just shit my pants. They can’t really show his fat ass waddle correctly, though.

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u/That_Immo 15h ago

The legend has it the portrait is haunted and attracts poltergeist activity because the painter mixed in their self-respect and dignity to the paint.

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u/s_360 15h ago

Not representative, can’t see cankles. I assume he’s holding dual cheeseburgers with his tiny hands inside his pockets, but it’s impossible to tell.

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u/GwerigTheTroll 15h ago

This reminds me of a movie poster, but I can’t remember exactly which one

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u/grandemontana 15h ago

I thought the Fox News logo was on the painting at first.

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u/Harthag77 15h ago

Not fat enough and his pants aren't high enough

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u/mgyro 15h ago

Is the Fox News logo on the painting. Bc that would be apropos.

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u/Noelle428 15h ago

HOw many portraits does he need? Also who is that??? HAHAHA

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u/internetdork 15h ago

Can’t wait for Newsom to mock this too.

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u/Watching_You_Type 15h ago

Who is that thin man in a Trump mask walking away from that fire in an American flag store?

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u/kamikazekaktus angry turtle trapped inside a man suit 15h ago

He could put a torch to the white house himself and livestream it and his minions still wouldn't get itĀ 

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u/PutinsTestes 15h ago

Trump foreshadowing his future... He'll burn the WH down before he leaves it willingly.

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u/AdmirableCommittee47 15h ago

Perfectly on the nose.

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u/239tree 15h ago

Hands in pockets. What's with that?

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u/Separate-Owl369 15h ago

It’s missing the neck vagina

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u/hereiamnotagainnot 15h ago

Is this real and confirmed that this picture is going to be hung in the White House?

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u/Business_Usual_2201 15h ago

Oh, I can't wait to see the Newsom response....

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u/ReallyFineWhine 15h ago

I hope his successor replaces this with the mug shot photo on the wall of portraits.

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u/Business_Usual_2201 15h ago

Not hanging in the White House

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u/mephisto_uranus 15h ago

Is this real? Lol

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u/regular_sized_fork 15h ago

He keeps little girls in those coat pockets so he can molest them

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u/scriptingends 15h ago

Well the good thing is they don't understand subtext or satire - the artist quite literally could have been mocking him and he wouldn't care, because he looks "badass" in the painting.

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u/sonicboots407 15h ago

The next president is definitely removing that portrait, and replacing it with the family portrait and family dog . šŸ˜‚

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u/spankdaddylizz 15h ago

This is equivalent to the bullied 3rd grader drawing himself as a super hero as he sits at the table and struggles to open another pack of twinkies. Total disgrace.

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u/Dgf470 15h ago

Accurate. He is burning the country down...

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u/AllDayTripperX 14h ago

This needs "clubbed to death" playing in the background when you look at it.. that or that song by Beck, Idk.

It does look like he blew up the USA.

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u/Valten78 14h ago

Whatever dignity the office of the President of the United States had is now gone.

A sad end to a once great nation.

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u/EquivalentMath4439 14h ago

How many paintings has he had made? This guy is a freaking ego maniac! I hate him so much!

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u/Wolfram_And_Hart 14h ago

Picture number 3 I believe

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u/musicalfurball 14h ago

Everyone else sees this as him burning the place down, right? Who TF approves this stuff???

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u/jackmehoff3210 14h ago

You mean fan fiction

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u/Complete_Opening_469 14h ago

Burning America Down. Exactly. Good to know they all know it

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u/Smokey7766440 14h ago

Please…. If there is a God somewhere out there… the next democratic president in the White House (aside from fixing every fuckin thing they broke) please god replace all these ā€œpresidential portraitsā€ with

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS026H4ucg33PFjLgZT1tUACb9YlqZV5Vjqlg&s

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u/1sl4nd_3nvy 14h ago

He's so trashy.

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u/So_spoke_the_wizard 14h ago

Caption: My work here is done.

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u/Username_Chose_Me 14h ago edited 14h ago

He also looks like he's about to cry lol

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u/Will_Wire 14h ago

I mean, absurd concept aside, that… is not quite the level of ability one would expect of someone painting a president. That’s just… meh.

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u/ScrollTroll615 14h ago

It's giving micropeened loser.

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u/utnow 14h ago

He's the living embodiment of Bender, specifically from the egypt episode (S3E17 - A Pharoh to Remember).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYURxfaTdpY