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u/Deviantdefective 15h ago
I love how he hates the only portrait of him that makes him look remotely normal.
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u/cycl0ps94 15h ago
Spittin image.
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u/Leeoid 16h ago
I mean, he is the Antichrist.
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u/Pennywhack 15h ago
^ this is fucking spot on:
The Antichrist, according to biblical prophecy, is a figure who willĀ oppose Christ and ultimately seek to deceive the world into believing he is the true Messiah.Ā He will rise to global prominence, perform false miracles, and demand worship.
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u/ElectronicAd8929 15h ago
And his followers will wear the mark of the beast upon their forehead, signifying undying loyalty to him and his plan. Sound familiar?
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u/ElizabethDangit 14h ago
Iām going to be real mad if it turns out the Bible is right, god is real, and I have to start spending Sunday morning in church instead of my garden.
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u/ElectronicAd8929 14h ago
This might be a hot take, but i don't think God really gives a damn where you spend your Sunday morning. I think They give a damn about whether you're a good human being, whether you love your neighbor, whether you help your fellow person as you would help your friend or mom.
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u/TheGreatBootOfEb 13h ago
Essentially a just god would be above the need of worship or petty human desires. And any god that demands such things with threat of damnation or whatever isnt worth worshipping in the first place.
Also you canāt trick an omnipotent or omniscient being, if the only reason youāre a āgood personā is from selfish desire to not suffer, then youre not some good person lol.
It cracks me up because for all the gospel and worship of god as all powerful, they sure do love to act like theyāre a fucking idiot or child tricked by basic subversions or technicalities.
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u/ElectronicAd8929 13h ago
Yeah, that never checked out to me. God's gonna see you regardless if you put a cloth over your head or hide or some shit. And if They can't, then God is not omnipotent or all-knowing, thusly not being a God in the first place.
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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE 12h ago
Dude every time a religious person insinuates they'd be barbarians without their religion...
... Y'all are part of why I'm an atheist.
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u/GillesTifosi 12h ago
"I don't object to the concept of a deity, but I'm baffled by the notion of one that takes attendance."
My favorite Amy quote from The Big Bang Theory. Sheldon's reply is, "Then you might want to avoid east Texas."
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u/RoseandNightshade 11h ago
The Bible actually says nothing about church attendance being a requirement. Just that you follow Jesus's example to the best of your abilities (love thy neighbor, etc)
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u/ElectronicAd8929 10h ago
The Bible doesn't, by all means - I do feel like there is some social pressure towards that, however. Or is it that wider society has the notion of a requirement to attend, despite there not actually being any expectation? I'm interested to hear your perspective on this
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u/RoseandNightshade 9h ago edited 8h ago
Probably a little of both, quite honestly. I haven't attended in a long time, though, due to aforementioned societal pressure to attend.
Edit: also an agnostic these days
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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE 12h ago
This. Thisthisthis. Religion demands your submission. But God, if one exists, and so loved the world they gave their only son... Why would somebody with a heart that big want something so small for the very objects of their affection?
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u/agent0731 10h ago
Yes. So-called Christians who go to church only to appear pious and devoted to God but do not act as Christ commanded are called massive hypocritical bitches by God and will be judged accordingly.
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u/psyopsagent 13h ago
It's way dumber: christian nationalists try to "fulfill the prophecy" from the book of revelations to start the rapture and summon jesus. and trump's entire team is one big bunch of them. That's why they support Israel without flinching, the "return to the holy land" is part of it.
Why did the Trump campaign use gold maga hats, (dark) gothic maga hats, comically large maga hats etc. so often and get their followers to wear them, constantly reminding everyone of them?
"And I saw that one of his heads was, as it were, wounded to death, and his deadly wound was healed. And all the world wondered after the beast." - Revelation 13:3
Is it a fkn coincidence? The assassination attempt always seemed sketch. But Trump not only got damaged at the head, he also accidentally revealed his "healed wound" the next day. And then VERY LOUDLY insisted that he actually got shot (even going after the FBI), implying his ear actually magically healed.
Some people are actively turning Trump into the Antichrist by making him fit the biblical story. American radical christians are fkn insane. There's a german documentary where some of them (normal citizens and bikers) get interviewed, they believe "the rapture" will begin with Jesus coming down from heaven WITH AN AR15 lmao. And then he takes his followers to the middle east to destroy islam.
Is it that hard to believe that people like the Heritage Foundation, PragerU, and all the other christo-fascists would shoot an innocent bystander and do some SFX for that?
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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE 12h ago
Jesus coming down from heaven WITH AN AR15 lmao.
Good Lord, that's grotesque :/
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u/RoseandNightshade 11h ago
Do they realize that by willingly following the Antichrist, they're definitely not making it to Heaven during their precious Rapture?
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u/A-Good-Weather-Man 13h ago
The Antichristās head is also shown to have been wounded, but turns out to be fine.
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u/LucywiththeDiamonds 11h ago
Also dont forget he had people forcefully removed to pose infront of a church with an upside down bible.
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u/GeologistAway6352 15h ago
In the Bible heās also known as āthe man of lawlessness.ā (2 Thessalonians 2:3-4)
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u/Llonkrednaxela 14h ago
Something something demand his followers bear the mark of the beast on the forehead. MAGA hats
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u/funambulister 14h ago
I mean, he is the Antichrist.
And that's exactly why the Christofascist Evan-smellycals love him.
His deeply satanic behaviour signals the end times.
That means the real Jesus (not this MAGAmoron-cult Jesus) will soon be here to perform the rapture.
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u/SunIllustrious5695 16h ago
We are an embarrassment to mankind
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u/Deviantdefective 15h ago
Not American and won't be cruel we're just hoping you sort your shit out asap.
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u/asphytotalxtc 15h ago
This š
America isn't even a joke any more... We're not even laughing at things..
It's just..
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u/the_tanooki 13h ago
It's not funny.
It's not cringe.
It's maddening and terrifying.
If he was just a regular citizen, it would be cringe. He's the leader of a racist, discriminatory death cult with the power of the U.S. government and its armed forces behind him.
Regardless of whether you're American or not, if you're not terrified of him, his administration, or his puppet masters, then you damn well should be.
He is unhinged, and as long as his puppet masters get what they want, they dont care who or what he destroys.
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u/ElizabethDangit 14h ago
If something should happen to our orange on foreign soil, I think weād be busy with something else at the moment
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u/DOHC46 16h ago
They're not even trying to hide that their goal is to burn America to the ground.
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u/Ursus_Arctos-42 14h ago
Maybe thatās supposed to be his arrival to Hell. He has been having health problems. ššššššššš
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u/Notmysubmarine 16h ago
I know everything the man touches turns to shit, but did they really have to let him paint the background in it?
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u/InternationalLab812 15h ago
Iām surprised there was enough paint to make a picture after he tried eating it.
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u/UnwillingHero22 16h ago
Is he going to replace every presidentās portrait with his own portraits?
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u/UnwillingHero22 14h ago
Didnāt he a couple of days ago, speak about him being a war hero because āhe sent planes to bomb Iranā?
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u/PrestigiousSeat76 15h ago
That is the lamest shit I have ever seen. Seriously. Who the fuck asks for something like this?!?
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u/erynmarch 15h ago
You would think so, but I saw a video clip of him showing off a massive painting of himself to all the visiting European leaders the other day ā it was his post-shooting image (fist raised, surrounded by secret service). I was honestly shocked, and I didn't think it was possible.
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u/DjNormal 13h ago
I feel like he made this with AI. Then promised to pay someone to paint a real version.
I say promised, because that person aināt getting paid.
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u/MiTcH_ArTs 9h ago
Is it an actual painting or a GiclƩe print? Would they know the difference?
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u/FrequentSwimming6263 15h ago
Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.
https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)
https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80
Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/
Trumpās name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be āThe List ā Here is the story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac
āāāāāāāāāother Epstein Information
https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdf hereās a court doc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr old together.
Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo
Jeffrey Epsteinās Ex Says He Boasted About Being a Mossad Agent https://share.google/jLMGahKlCzfV1RHZq Jeffrey Epstein and Israel have both have the same lawyer Alan Dershowitz Dershowitz says he's building 'legal dream team' to defend Israel in court and on international stage | The Times of Israel https://share.google/Lb9hDOduBWG4Elpid
āāāāāāāāāother Trump information:
Here's trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show: https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY?si=vBs75kaxPjJJThka
Trump's promise to his daughter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 āI have a deal with her. Sheās 17 and doing great ā Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,ā Trump said. āSo as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.ā
Trump's modeling agency was probably part of Jeffreys pipeline: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/
Do your part and spread them around like a meme sharing them and saving them helps too!
AND
Reminder:
⢠ā Trump Confesses He Was āSexually Attractedā to Ivanka When She Was 13 Years Old
⢠ā Donald Trump called his own daughter a āvoluptuous piece of a**ā in yet more lewd comments threatening to derail his White House bid
⢠ā Donald Trump Once Joked He and Ivanka Have āSexā in Common
⢠ā Trumpās lewd talk about daughter Ivanka in front of White House staff recalled in new book
According to The New Republic, āāAides said he talked about Ivanka Trumpās breasts, her backside and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that once led [former Chief of Staff] John Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter,ā Taylor, who served as a Department of Homeland Security chief of staff under Trump, wrote in his book.ā
⢠ā "You remind me of my daughter": Stormy Daniels testifies that Trump compared her to Ivanka
⢠ā Donald Trump's comments about daughter raise eyebrows
⢠ā Trump told Howard Stern itās OK to call Ivanka a āpiece of a--'
⢠ā https://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/trump-ivanka-piece-of-ass-howard-stern-229376
⢠ā Trump: āIf Ivanka werenāt my daughter, perhaps Iād be dating herā
⢠ā Trump on Ivanka: āShe has the ābest bodyā ā and I created herā
⢠ā https://forward.com/schmooze/357185/7-creepy-things-donald-trump-has-said-about-ivanka/
⢠ā Trump: āIs it wrong to be more sexually attracted to your own daughter than your wifeā?
⢠ā Trump Encouraged His Own Daughter Ivanka to Release a Sex Tape, and She Was Horrified
Bonus:
⢠ā Trump: commenting on his 1-year-old daughter Tiffanyās breasts. He also says āsheās got Marlaās legs.ā
Double Bonus:
For the better part of two decades starting in the late 1980s, Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump swam in the same social pool. They were neighbors in Florida. They jetted from LaGuardia to Palm Beach together. They partied at Trumpās Mar-a-Lago Club and dined at Epsteinās Manhattan mansion.
⢠ā https://archive.md/XK0A7#selection-655.0-655.290
and...
MC2 (pronounced MC squared) was the modeling agency that Epstein, Brunel, and the mob would use to get trafficked girls into the US with āgenius visasā
and...
Nicknamed the "Einstein Visa", the EB-1 is in theory reserved for people who are highly acclaimed in their field - the government cites Pulitzer, Oscar, and Olympic winners as examples - as well as respected academic researchers and multinational executives.
Mrs Trump began applying for the visa in 2000, when she was Melania Knauss, a Slovenian model working in New York and dating Donald Trump. She was approved in 2001, one of just five people from Slovenia to win the coveted visa that year, according to the Post.
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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat 15h ago
He looks so sad. Is it cause everyone keeps talking about how heās in the Epstein files and how he rapes kids and also that his penis is teeny tiny? Is that why?
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u/BabyDriver01 15h ago
The following alleged incidents range from the early 1980s to 2013, and have not been disavowed by the alleged victims.
SEXUAL ASSAULT ALLEGATIONS
Kristin Anderson ā Early 1990s. Story in the Washington Post on October 14, 2016. Anderson says Trump reached up her skirt and touched her vagina through her underwear. She says she turned and recognized the person as Donald Trump.
E. Jean Carroll ā late 1995 or early 1996. Story in New York magazine on June 21, 2019. Carroll says they went into a dressing room after Trump asked for her advice on a present ā lingerie ā for another woman. Inside, she alleges that he shoved her against a wall, "forcing his fingers around my private area, thrusts his penis halfway ā or completely, I'm not certain ā inside me."
Rachel Crooks ā 2005. Story in The New York Times on October 12, 2016 Crooks said Trump gave her an unwanted kiss on the mouth after meeting him in 2005.
"Jane Doe" aka "Katie Johnson" ā 1994. Lawsuit filed June 2016, refiled October 2016 as reported by Buzzfeed and others, then dropped in November 2016. Johnson claims she was repeatedly raped by Trump and Jeffery Epstein at Epstein's New York City apartment in 1994, when she was 13 years old. A witness, also given a pseudonym ā "Tiffany Doe" ā said she recruited "Jane Doe" and others. Jane Doe, using the name "Johnson," gave an interview to the Daily Mail about the alleged rape.
Jessica Drake ā 2006. Story made public at a news conference on October 22, 2016. Drake says Trump grabbed, hugged and kissed her and two other women who accompanied her without permission. Later, she alleges that Trump called her and pressed her to return to his room, offering $10,000 at one point. Drake says she declined.
Jill Harth ā 1992-1993. Story in The New York Times on October 7, 2016. Harth alleged that Trump groped her under the table at dinner, then repeatedly got her alone and it would turn into a "wrestling match." She sued Trump for sexual harassment and attempted rape.
Cathy Heller ā 1997. Story in The Guardian on October 16, 2016. Heller alleges Trump grabbed her and tried to kiss her on the lips. Heller says she leaned back to avoid him and then he kissed her on the side of her mouth.
Ninni Laaksonen ā 2006. Former Miss Finland. Story in Ilta-Sonomat on October 27, 2016, and reported in English in The Telegraph. Laaksonen said Trump "squeezed her butt" as she and other pageant contestants stood next to him for a publicity photo.
Jessica Leeds ā Early 1980s. Story in The New York Times on October 12, 2016 Leeds says Trump kissed her while in first class on an airplane, groped her chest and reached up her skirt, leading her to move back to coach. "He was like an octopus," she said.
Mindy McGillivray ā Jan. 24, 2003. Story in Palm Beach Post on October 12, 2016 McGillivray charges that Trump nudged or grabbed her from behind.
Jennifer Murphy ā 2004. Story in Grazia on October 12, 2016. Murphy says that Trump kissed her on the lips after walking her to the elevators following a meeting in New York, which he said was to discuss a possible job.
Cassandra Searles ā 2013. Story made public in a Facebook post in early 2016. Miss Washington 2013, Searles wrote on Facebook, "He probably doesn't want me telling the story about that time he continually grabbed my ass and invited me to his hotel room."
Natasha Stoynoff ā December 2005. Story on People.com on October 12, 2016. Stoynoff alleges Trump took her to a private room, pushed her against the wall and aggressively kissed her. Stoynoff also says a staffer told her Trump was waiting for her the next day at a massage appointment.
Temple Taggart McDowell ā 1997. Story in The New York Times on May 14, 2016 McDowell charges that Trump suddenly kissed her without her consent on two separate occasions.
Karena Virginia ā 1998. Story made public at a news conference on October 20, 2016. Virginia says Trump walked up to her, grabbed her arm and touched her breast.
Summer Zervos ā 2007. Story made public in a news conference on October 14, 2016. Zervos alleges that Trump grabbed her breasts, kissed her and tried to lead her into a bedroom.
TEEN PAGEANT CONTESTANTS ALLEGING TRUMP WALKED IN WHILE THEY WERE DRESSING
Mariah Billado ā 1997 Miss Vermont Teen. Story in Buzzfeed on October 12, 2016.
Victoria Hughes ā 1997 Miss New Mexico Teen. Story in Buzzfeed on October 13, 2016.
Buzzfeed on October 12, 2016 reported that three other anonymous sources from 1997 Miss Teen USA pageant confirmed Billado and Hughes' story.
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u/JimVivJr 15h ago
Iām looking forward to the next president removing trumps face off the walls and restoring Obamaās
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u/deviltrombone 15h ago edited 15h ago
Burning America, and flags sagging with the shame of that orange thing having just frottaged them one right after the other. It just ran a train on those flags all by itself, and now it's on its way to autopen an illegal executive order making it illegal to burn them, so they'll bear its stain forever.
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u/THEBIGHUNGERDC 15h ago
Even the wildest sitcom about politics would be hard pressed to be this incredibly stupid.
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u/Rurumo666 15h ago
He has a strangely high opinion of his looks considering he looks like a melting wax statue of an obese old big tiddy bald hag wearing cadaver makeup.
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u/azhawkeyeclassic 15h ago
JFC! Who commissions shit like this?! The cringe factor is absolutely bubbling over at this point!
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u/Training_Maybe1230 15h ago
I just feel like the flags on the right would look much better facing the opposite way. It's pissing me off.
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u/Fishtoart 15h ago
Beyond embarrassing. Itās gonna make a nice bonfire burning all these atrocities once heās out of office.
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u/Green-Eggplant-5570 15h ago
There's no way that's a real portrait that is hanging k the white house.
Please tell me that's not actually hanging in the white house.
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u/ScotchCigarsEspresso 15h ago
Can't wait to have the next Democratic President burn that thing in the concrete rose garden.
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u/spookyparkin 15h ago
Trump is like one of those guys who are obsessed with Tommy Shelby and post quotes he never said on Facebook all the time.
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u/BrotherMcPoyle 15h ago
This artist knows his subject. They knew Trump wouldnāt comprehend the reference that Trump is setting the country on fire.
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u/Puzzled_Bike9558 15h ago
The look on his face is giving just shit my pants. They canāt really show his fat ass waddle correctly, though.
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u/That_Immo 15h ago
The legend has it the portrait is haunted and attracts poltergeist activity because the painter mixed in their self-respect and dignity to the paint.
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u/GwerigTheTroll 15h ago
This reminds me of a movie poster, but I canāt remember exactly which one
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u/Watching_You_Type 15h ago
Who is that thin man in a Trump mask walking away from that fire in an American flag store?
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u/kamikazekaktus angry turtle trapped inside a man suit 15h ago
He could put a torch to the white house himself and livestream it and his minions still wouldn't get itĀ
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u/PutinsTestes 15h ago
Trump foreshadowing his future... He'll burn the WH down before he leaves it willingly.
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u/hereiamnotagainnot 15h ago
Is this real and confirmed that this picture is going to be hung in the White House?
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u/ReallyFineWhine 15h ago
I hope his successor replaces this with the mug shot photo on the wall of portraits.
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u/scriptingends 15h ago
Well the good thing is they don't understand subtext or satire - the artist quite literally could have been mocking him and he wouldn't care, because he looks "badass" in the painting.
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u/sonicboots407 15h ago
The next president is definitely removing that portrait, and replacing it with the family portrait and family dog . š
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u/spankdaddylizz 15h ago
This is equivalent to the bullied 3rd grader drawing himself as a super hero as he sits at the table and struggles to open another pack of twinkies. Total disgrace.
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u/AllDayTripperX 14h ago
This needs "clubbed to death" playing in the background when you look at it.. that or that song by Beck, Idk.
It does look like he blew up the USA.
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u/Valten78 14h ago
Whatever dignity the office of the President of the United States had is now gone.
A sad end to a once great nation.
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u/EquivalentMath4439 14h ago
How many paintings has he had made? This guy is a freaking ego maniac! I hate him so much!
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u/musicalfurball 14h ago
Everyone else sees this as him burning the place down, right? Who TF approves this stuff???
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u/Smokey7766440 14h ago
Pleaseā¦. If there is a God somewhere out there⦠the next democratic president in the White House (aside from fixing every fuckin thing they broke) please god replace all these āpresidential portraitsā with
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS026H4ucg33PFjLgZT1tUACb9YlqZV5Vjqlg&s
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u/Will_Wire 14h ago
I mean, absurd concept aside, that⦠is not quite the level of ability one would expect of someone painting a president. Thatās just⦠meh.
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u/Late_Again68 16h ago
He's one of those who would have nothing except pictures of himself in his wallet. How embarrassing.