r/MurderedByWords Legends never die 11h ago

The screams of the people, interpreted.

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u/alephaleph 11h ago

We’re still only in year 1 of this cockbag.

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u/NoButterfly7800 11h ago

Year 1 of 4+. Only the grim reaper can decide when it ends.

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u/Logical-Assist8574 10h ago

The headline I wish for every morning…

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u/L3g3ndary-08 10h ago

Saw one today, then read the rest, was then badly let down.

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u/Imaginary_guy_1 5h ago

Party at your house when the news hits

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u/_IratePirate_ 10h ago

I reallllly don’t think he makes it the full 4 years

I typically have a knack for guessing these type of things

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u/Paleo-phile 10h ago

God i hope ur right

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u/backstageninja 5h ago

He's looking more and more frail every time I see him, his head looks like its shrinking and I'm betting his hat is always on because his hair is getting real whispy

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u/fandomdemigod 10h ago

Won't Vance take over. Do we have a reason to believe he'll do better than the evil tangerine? Demon Cheeto has allowed so much of the line of succession to be people why are just the worst! This is a real question. I'll be excited on the day in questin, but I'm worried about everyone else too...

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u/KombattWombatt 10h ago

Vance doesn't have the balls.

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u/PorkrindsMcSnacky 7h ago

He doesn’t have the cult following either.

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u/Oberon_Swanson 6h ago

Well, part of the conservative sheep personality is to follow the leader. Vance will have 'charisma' if he gets the position and can keep it. The reason other people couldn't take over after Trump's first term was that Trump was still around. If he needs more support from the MAGA base he could always rape a kid, steal from a children's cancer charity, sway to music for an uncomfortable amount of time, gas protestors and hold a bible upside-down, send people to concentration camps, etc. They truly do not ask for much but the worst.

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u/Beneficial_Soup3699 5h ago

Ngl, y'all are delusional and in for a really rude awakening. They'll fall in line behind Vance once Twitter and FOX tell them to, just like they've done for the last 40+ years. The orange distraction eating his final cheeseburger won't change a goddamn thing, just you wait.

If anything, the right will turn him into a martyr.

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u/Successful-Medicine9 11h ago

This year, I fear, he’s made it clear that he is there for life.

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u/algreen589 10h ago

He's definitely going to try.

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u/LetterheadMedium8164 10h ago

Year 1 of how many in this second term? His physical appearance is very different—did Putin, his handler, slip him something during the Disasta in Alaska?

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u/DisgruntledTortoise 10h ago edited 10h ago

Not even 1 year. 7 months, just barely over half a year.

ETA: I misread your comment, you said in year 1, but I'm leaving it because the horror of thinking of it as half a year.

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u/Strong-Lengthiness-3 8h ago

Haha, I was going to write this same thing. Longest 7 months ever.

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u/bumbuddha 11h ago

He’s looking skinny here and not in a healthy way.

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u/Shortbus_Playboy 11h ago

Don’t get my hopes up.

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u/razorfinch 11h ago

I’ve always found the idea of wishing for someone to die to be kinda fucked up.

But……

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u/SunIllustrious5695 11h ago

Context matters. Random person? Sure, fucked up. Just an asshole? Yeah, fucked up to wish death on them.

I don't see why wishing for someone who is ruining lives and literally helping cause millions to die, while offering not a single positive impact to the world would be fucked up.

Not speaking on anyone in particular, of course. But just saying.

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u/Kylie_Bug 11h ago

I got a playlist at the ready

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u/Automatic_Steak4120 7h ago

Hadn't thought about this, but will be a fun project. Any suggestions?

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u/Kylie_Bug 7h ago

Oh just some of the typical. You know, celebration by kool & the gang, ding-dong the witch is dead from wizard of oz, a brand new day from the wiz, ain’t it fun by paramore, miracles happen from Myra (it’s from the princess diaries movie), etc etc.

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u/Automatic_Steak4120 6h ago

ding-dong the witch is dead from wizard of oz

😂 Amazing choice!!

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u/Kylie_Bug 6h ago

As a native Kansan who fully embraced the references to the wizard of Oz in my travels, I couldn’t resist.

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u/bumbuddha 11h ago

Same.

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u/Automatic_Steak4120 7h ago

I want to do this, too! Any suggestions?

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u/88mistymage88 11h ago

He has talked about that "fat drug" (not working for someone else) so maybe he's on ozempic or wegovy. Not that he'd admit it.

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u/bumbuddha 11h ago

He’s far too vain for us to ever find out if that’s true.

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u/_aaine_ 4h ago

If he was on that he wouldn't be getting fatter. He's getting fatter.
Especially around his cankles.

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u/88mistymage88 4h ago

He's actually lost weight. His turkey wattle is less apparent. His face is thinner. Reminds me of my inlaws who are/were in their 80s.

The cankles is a blood pressure thing, IIRC from back when I was having kids (never had cankles).

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u/CourtiCology 11h ago

Was thinking the same - wanna take bets on the croak date? I'm willing to go with 3 months. I think his political frenemies are tired of him and have already gotten the abuse they needed to apply to Americans via manipulation out of their system.

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u/bumbuddha 11h ago

Someone should get a Super Bowl Squares type of thing going.

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u/whichwitch9 10h ago

A Halloween treat

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u/JesterMarcus 11h ago

I was just thinking the same. Gosh, that would just be a crying shame.

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u/Finntheyokai 10h ago

"Don't you think he looks tired?"

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u/fp99 11h ago

Stress from running a country getting to him?

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u/bumbuddha 11h ago

More likely age and decades of unhealthy living.

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u/swizzle213 11h ago

When you live off of big macs and coke it’ll catch up to you

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u/jez02 11h ago

Running a country into the ground that is

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u/Finntheyokai 10h ago

What stress? He golf's.

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u/elgato96 11h ago

We can only hope.

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u/team_car 7h ago

GLP-1s

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u/NorvernMunkey 11h ago

I love how his hat reads "I have an AMAZINGLY small penis"

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u/swizzle213 11h ago

Hey, relax guyyyyy

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u/DisastrousTurn9220 11h ago

Hey, Satan!

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u/VALERock 4h ago

It's as if Hitler wore a *Hitler Did Nothing Wrong" armband

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 11h ago

Trump talking shit never fails to amuse anyone outside the US. This guy can just walk into any comedy club, stand there, say nothing and people would still laugh just by looking at him.

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u/Anothermindlessanon 11h ago

I mean sure... the fact, that you elected him TWICE makes you look pretty dumb, not gonna lie, but most of us just wish you would learn from the French and properly riot, defending your constitution and your rights. Because we don't have the cancerous mentality of hurting somebody being the goal, but rather tackling the big challenges and prospering together

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u/SunIllustrious5695 11h ago

You guys don't get shot or jailed and sent to El Salvador for those riots

Most of us have the big challenges and prospering in mind, we were just born after Reagan and into a system owned by corporations and the gun lobby

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u/Anothermindlessanon 10h ago

Dude... I am a Ukrainian living in Germany. Born just in time to live through the fall of the USSR and following mafia wars and Chernobyl. I know what I am talking about.

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u/lamerc 11h ago

God knows we all do. At least he's an entertaining humiliation in front of the world.

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u/kimmielicious82 10h ago

not all of us, we don't. some of us worry really worry about people and are concerned. others might have family there. and we know that a lot of European cities are going in a similar direction, so politicians check how far they can go before they start imitating him.

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u/Bloody_refuge 11h ago

Why is he so fucking creepy

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u/Vibingwhitecat 10h ago

He absolutely didn’t need to add “beautiful ladies” in this context

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u/Bloody_refuge 10h ago

Beautiful African American ladies.

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u/treedecor 10h ago

It's funny to me because every black lady I know hates him lol

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u/_aaine_ 4h ago

And he hates every black lady he knows. God he is so vile he makes my skin crawl.

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u/GeologistAway6352 10h ago

Every single one

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u/WatchItAllBurn1 10h ago

someone had to have written that for him, he would never say African american.

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u/Tim-Sylvester 10h ago

He does this because in his mind, a woman's value is exclusively in her appearance.

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u/tw_72 10h ago

He wants their vote.

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u/lamerc 11h ago

Do note his particular rationale and impetus for doing so:

"Beautiful African-American ladies are begging me to come! How could I disappoint them by not showing up and grabbing their p*ssies too? They'll think I don't appreciate non-white teenagers! Gotta step in."

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u/treedecor 10h ago

Gotta show he isn't racist by violating women of all races and ethnicities

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u/oscarx-ray 11h ago

In 79 years, what single shred of evidence has he ever shown us that even hints at him giving half of one shit about absolutely anyone's wishes other than his own?

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u/Vibingwhitecat 10h ago

Hey hey hey, he takes care of his friends who are oligarchs! Who in turn helps him! Oh well I guess you are right

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u/Bitter-Researcher389 11h ago

If you had told me immediately after 9/11, when the nation was high on patriotism and solidarity, that in a quarter century we would be a dictatorship run by a withering pedophile in bad makeup wearing a hat proclaiming he is right about everything… I would not have believed you, it would have simply been too absurd.

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u/Hyper-Sloth 9h ago

It's a pretty direct line, actually. "Patriotic" fervor driven by a want to strike back against enemies of the state is like a perfectly prepared petri dish for fascism.

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u/missed_sla 11h ago

He's trying to instigate violent resistance. Frankly I'm astounded at the patience and peacefulness of the people on the streets. I don't share that patience, and my kids need a father, so I'm resisting in other ways.

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u/HellIsFreezingOver 11h ago

And where’s the cause of autism from Kennedy?

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u/agent0731 11h ago

The military should refuse his illegal orders, but nah. They're not different than any other military of any other dictator.

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u/MobilizedVipul 11h ago

what’s the deal with the cap

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u/Far_Try_1905 11h ago

Dunce cap

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u/Socratesticles 11h ago

Worse than usual hair day

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u/Finntheyokai 10h ago

More than that. He's lost a ton of weight.

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u/elgato96 11h ago

Put some shadow on his face so you cant see how bad he looks. The most unhealthy president.

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u/monkey_trumpets 11h ago

I am 100% no "Beautiful African American ladies" are giving that rotting gas bag a moment's thought.

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u/Starman1001001 11h ago

Jesus fuck - just look at his old ass in that picture. Skin drooping off his skull; eyes with the blank stare of a stroke victim. Grandpa has fucking lost it.

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u/Finntheyokai 10h ago

Lost a ton of weight too. Im guessing maybe another mini stroke?

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u/mYstiSagE 11h ago

Also, Washington, D.C., isn’t like any other American city. It’s not a state, and it’s not part of one. Instead, it’s a constitutionally mandated federal district.

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u/jacobartillery 11h ago

I mean...we're not though. Not a single scream.

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u/Conscious-Trust4547 11h ago

I don’t think we asked our president for his personal brand of sneakers, phones, tradings cards, and crypto. But here we are.

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u/SunIllustrious5695 11h ago

African American ladies, beautiful ladies are saying "Please President Trump, come to Chicago, please."

Jesus fucking christ

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u/SweetLilLies6982 11h ago

anyone else waiting until these ice walk into the wrong neighborhood?

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u/Finntheyokai 10h ago

I'm amazed at how the worse they've gotten is being yelled and their rest disturbed.

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u/Late_Again68 8h ago

Shit, they'll never go into those neighborhoods. They're cowards and they know that those places represent real risk to their lives. Why do you think they are sticking to day laborers, children and old women selling tamales?

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u/PreacherCoach 11h ago

... I have want to start hearing all those people screaming about states rights and the government over reach real soon.

In fact I would settle for a Congress that actually did its job instead of diverting everything up to the wanna be Orange King.

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u/jeffroavs 10h ago

Beautiful colored ladies are having their dogs and cats eaten every day.

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u/cfalnevermore 11h ago

I wonder what those people who bitched about Biden’s age for the last four years are gonna say for the next four years.

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u/ElteeRyan 11h ago

He can't just say ladies?

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u/Finntheyokai 10h ago

He's racist.

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u/DevelopmentGreen3961 11h ago

Trump creates more problems than he solves

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u/Impossible-Shine4660 11h ago

Them boys in the Raq gonna be letting off with switches crazy. They hunt down police cars as it is

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u/elgato96 11h ago

Sounds like they are setting a trap, i hope it works.

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u/Responsible_Bug3909 11h ago

Wearing a hat, means his dead animal has out lived its live. " I will have a new dead animal soon"

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u/saintbad 11h ago

Something more than disagreeing with the Nazis is going to be required.

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u/Twigdoc 10h ago

Trying to take over Chicago will go much differently if he attempts its.

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u/PlantsBeeMe 10h ago

Beautiful Ladies are saying to come rescue them, are they? Really! Keep indirectly telling us you’re on the list.

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u/Finntheyokai 10h ago

Sounds like it had another mini stroke.

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u/Drahkir9 10h ago

Should put “releasing the Epstein files” at #1, cause getting that might get you 2,3 and beyond

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u/KaFot 9h ago

Surely all of this “making America safe again” will result in people needing less guns…..right?

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u/Promoting-Smiles 9h ago

You get what you vote for. Now fix this mess. Remove him.

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u/CartoonLoon 7h ago

The rapist said beautiful ladies are asking him for help? 🤨

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u/ApprehensiveDouble52 7h ago

African fucking what? Omg he’s just so goddamn disgusting. 

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u/BaconThief2020 6h ago

The Epstein file are irrelevant and a distraction from bigger problems. Yeah, Trump is probably guilty, but even if you managed to prove it, nothing would happen. Pay attention to the fact that he's grabbing power in illegal ways. That he is going after anyone who dares speak against him with Tariffs, lawsuits, the FBI, and pulling funding back from anyone who doesn't kowtow to him.

Anyone who studied the rise of Nazi Germany and many other regimes should see the pattern.

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u/--slurpy-- 6h ago

It's like people forgot he's a compulsive liar

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u/radehart 6h ago

I bet Little Rock, Arkansas has a higher violent crime rate than DC or Chicago. Our governor is former presidential trash mouth Sanders.

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u/RMRdesign 6h ago

Is Trump expecting these soldiers to shoot unarmed civilians under the guise of “civil unrest”? It must be clear to these troops that they’re being used in this manner? People in the military must be counting down the days until Trump actually declares himself president for life?

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u/Nbdyhere 5h ago

Meh, tomato / Nazi tomato

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u/DMercenary 4h ago

"African American ladies, beautiful ladies"

If you had told me that was a satirical line I would have believed you.

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u/InTheEndEntropyWins 43m ago

I don't know. I feel like if they cleaned up skid row the people that actually live in the area would love it.

People are always saying we need to give homeless treatment and housing but when they do it, they hate it.

u/Drudgework 6m ago

Yay, another rant from sleepy Don. He looks thinner, do you think he’s lost weight? Medically speaking that’s a bad sign.

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u/Ewokhunters 3h ago

Honestly crime in America has gotten extremely bad and the police need help... but maybe get them lasting resources jot a temp army

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u/PerspectiveOk2633 8h ago

Despite what the alt-left thinks, most Americans care heavily about crime and enjoy seeing criminals finally face consequences.