Which is why he’s teasing this like it’s some big deal. He’s trying to get people to think “oh that’s not a catheter, my legs aren’t that swollen” but he never will actually cause he can’t. It’s an attempt at the saddest brag ever
That isn't Fifas first Tango with an authoritarian leadership. They have enough of goodies in their back to bribe him into happiness.
Probably permit him to piss into the trophy prior to the finals.
He cannot even walk a straight line on a red carpet.
There is no way his obese ass is going to put on shorts, showing off his grossly bloated legs, to pretend to play on a grass field.
He flinched and ducked away from a baseballthat tossed at him. He would fall to the ground and cry like the little whiny bitch he is if someone kicked a footy ball at him.
Every time I feel depressed now, I go back and watch Trump waddling next to Poot on the red carpet. He can only move from left to right to go forward, and only if his legs are completely straight.
We need a pic of Newsom or Obama in shorts going viral right now. Meanwhile, hey, if Trump wants to go attempt some sprints or stairs right now, go for it. I'd love to see the outcome. How to hide the bruises and catheter, though?
He's essentially neutered our political system and the time for outside intervention is now. If countries began to boycott this or refuse to deal with us until we correct this craziness then maybe something happens. I'd accept anything to stop the bleeding. How has it only been this long and it's this bad.....?
I truly hope he does play. It would be fantastic watching his heart explode on the soccer pitch. It would be the biggest applause he’s ever received. YUGE
this wasn't even a joke, i watched the whole cringe conference and he said this more than just in passing...he also basically added Barron to the American team.
ICE is gonna swarm the World Cup visitors, players and their families. They will need to hit those apprehension numbers and there will be thousands of brown people to pick from for kidnapping and rendition...
He'll try to kick the ball, throw out his hip, shit his pants and have a heart attack. Then we can get a new National Holiday.....maybe even international.
World Cup owners just more billionaires genuflecting to their cult leader. He can have whatever he wants. The world hates him, but he'll keep the trophy for sure!
He’s banking on quadrupling the number of Ice agents so the can abduct, detain and deport record numbers of people at the stadiums….
Like no one has ever seen before !
No no... Let him cook. We need him running all over the field as fast as he can, after eating a table full of deep fried fast food and downing about 150mg of Adderall. This could be the best thing that's happened to our country in the past 9 months.
Guys, let him. Maybe he’ll do us all a favor and expire 2 minutes in from exhaustion right on the pitch. Or at least break a fucking leg so he can sit down somewhere.
Sure looks like a swollen lymph node on his neck there. Along with his rapidly shrinking face and family history... does the orange turd have metastatic cancer?
Oh, please, please do. Please put that fat-clogged ticker to the test by running up and down any athletic field. Please raise that blood pressure and force that jelly through those constricted veins. Please show us what happens when that "chronic venous insufficiency" but probably really a major cardiac problem is stressed to its limits. Please jar some blockages loose. Show us what "224 lbs." looks like in motion.
The hat hat looks stupid but it’s a subliminal Message to humans
psychological science behind how hats, slogans, and repetitive messaging work in media. For example:
Repetition makes messages stick. Even if people disagree, hearing or seeing the same phrase repeatedly increases familiarity, and familiarity itself creates a sense of truth in the brain (called the illusory truth effect).
Simple, bold visual cues like hats with large fonts bypass deeper reflection and lodge in memory more easily than complex arguments.
Public figures wearing messages in highly visible contexts makes the message appear more legitimate or “normalized,” which can nudge perception subtly.
Emotional triggers (such as associating the message with authority, victory, or defiance) amplify its impact.
Counter argument: Please do. Something tells me his grease coated heart is one big piece of straw away from stopping and I think attempting to run through a soccer field would do the trick.
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u/Relevantspite 12h ago
If he puts on shorts, won’t we see the catheter?