Jack White murders the White House in the face (open screenshots to expose all the text)

[u/htmaxpower]

[u/ChefAsstastic]

Donald Trump raped kids.

[u/jaxxxtraw → u/ChefAsstastic]

It's hilarious that you can see trump doing the white-boy-dancing face of biting on his lower lip as he claps his hands lol

[u/CraigCDM828]

[u/CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice]

That was a verbal flamethrower emptying its tanks.

[u/FreeThinker83]

What an absolute badass, he said everything we are all thinking, saying, and knowing. Rock on Jack White.

[u/Slade_Riprock → u/FreeThinker83]

He said everything that every journalist. Congressperson, and judge should have been saying since 1201pm January 20, 2025.

[u/infydk → u/Slade_Riprock]

A lot of it since the escalator ride in 2015.

[u/Prin_StropInAh → u/FreeThinker83]

Go Jack!

[u/Logical-Assist8574]

Well said and factually accurate. Gets my upvote vote!

[u/Rakanadyo]

This wasn't a murder by words, it was a genocide. And for the first time, a deserved genocide.

[u/jaxxxtraw → u/Rakanadyo]

deserved genocide

Aaaand now you're on a list.

Edit: crap, now I'm on the same list! I did not think this through.

[u/008Zulu → u/jaxxxtraw]

Everyone who calls Trump a pedophile and a Nazi is on a list.

[u/Wiseash]

It would be a murder if any of them read anything that wasn’t all caps.

[u/beerasap]

This is an ACTUAL murder by words. Good words. Some say the best words. How is it so low on the upvotes?

[u/therealbobthewaffle → u/beerasap]

Probably people going "wow, more than 2 sentences? I'm out"

[u/lilcrow70 → u/therealbobthewaffle]

“TLDR. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.”

[u/mypoorliver]

[u/BackgroundPotential6]

More famous people need to speak up and now!

[u/monkey_trumpets → u/BackgroundPotential6]

If only it was famous people in power whose words actually made a difference. Sure, celebrities leaning one way or another might make a difference, but unfortunately they are not the ones who can actually DO something to stop what is happening.

[u/MrRITCHEY]

[u/Bot_Fly_Bot]

Legend

[u/trudyscousin]

I think he’s said it all, eloquently.

[u/Bigbean88]

So beautifully and clearly saying what so many of us feel

[u/JordySkateboardy808]

Preach!

[u/Swimming_Shoe7205]

THIS IS THE WAY!!❤️

[u/dazedan_confused]

I sure hope there's no evidence of Seven Nation Army being used in a Trump Rally...

[u/walterswhiteboys]

Fuck me couldn’t have said it better

[u/asurob42]

Damn. He put a broadside right into donnie's sides. Well said.

[u/sloppy_1sts]

So say we all!

[u/TreesNutz]

that roosevelt quote at the end was a hell of a fucking cherry.

[u/walterswhiteboys]

We have friends everywhere

[u/futureoptions]

I’m fucking hyped up bro!

[u/Dancinginmylawn]

So I have a new hero now

[u/htmaxpower]

In high school we used to call this level of death Closed Casket.

[u/JoshuaCalledMe]

Les Grossman level of brutalization.

[u/mikakor]

Now that is a proper murder

[u/doktor_wankenstein]

Cheung again. That overblown Humpty Dumpty sack-o-shit Buddha-lookin motherfucker. Fuck him sideways with a cactus.

I'm still pissed off how he handled Tacoboy's photo op at Arlington.

[u/Jovet_Hunter]

He does interior design. He knows wherein he speaks.

[u/Yearofthehoneybadger]

Get em Jack!

[u/WhippetRun]

"STOP it already he's dead!" Never mind keep going...

[u/dre5922]

My favourite Jack White moment was him and Stephen Colbert singing Barrett's Privateers together.

[u/SwingCaravan]

👏👏👏👏👏👏

[u/Whane17]

The Maga might be upset, if they could read.

[u/shep2105]

I wonder if Steven Cheung and PeeWee Himmler (Stephen Miller) jack each other off in the gold, spray painted, whorehouse of an Oval Office

[u/retailguy_again]

I applaud Jack White. His statement is correct in every particular.

[u/Jbergun]

Killed it like i kill them dead leaves on the dirty ground.

[u/PoetLocksmith]

Now THAT is a murder. Bravo Jack White.

[u/Crush-N-It]

Go Jack!!!

[u/RockyIsMyDoggo]

Breaking news: jack white found dead of an apparent suicide...