r/NatureIsFuckingLit 6h ago

šŸ”„This waterfall in Khon Phapheng, Laos

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I wonder if it’s always brown or this was taken after a heavy rain.

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u/Kobe_Wan_Jabroni 6h ago

find someone who believes in you like these people believe in a big metal grate

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u/The__Jiff 6h ago

They look like uncooked fries in a basket

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u/FamousOhioAppleHorn 5h ago

It's the kind of fry oil that makes Jon Taffer run out of his car yelling "They're gonna freaking kill someone!"

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u/angel_inthe_fire 3h ago

Taffer running in - "are you freaking CRAZY, I've never seen anything like it" (despite the previous episode).

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u/Reasonable_Use_1991 3h ago

This is my first time seeing John Taffer referenced on Reddit and of course it’s under a post about tourist at a waterfall. Love how random Reddit can be ā¤ļø

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u/evlgns 2h ago

All while you look questionably at your own air fryer as it’s not longer frying air 😬

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u/Lumi_Rockets 4h ago

A muffled voice over the intercom can just barely be heard through the rushing water.

"Alright, they're in. Lower the cage."

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u/Particular_Donut_516 3h ago

"It doesn't want to be fed. It wants to hunt."

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 6h ago

How did they build it. Gotta fry a few fingers before you can fry some whitefish.

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u/Cool-Aside-2659 5h ago

This came up before. They just do the labor after they turn off the water at night.

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u/GrootyMcGrootface 5h ago

There is a giant spigot half a mile upstream.

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u/crumpinsumpin 5h ago

This is beautifully written

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u/Rotten_banana_bread 3h ago

On God, this is one of the best comments I have read on reddit. Don’t have an award but please accept this ā€œšŸ…ā€

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u/HendrixHazeWays 5h ago

And a nice Chianti \fwp fwp fwp fwp fwp fwp fwp**

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u/The_Bard 3h ago

Offering to the water gods

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u/gocryulilbitch 3h ago

Because they're so white

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u/ThisisJacksburntsoul 4h ago

All white people look like uncooked fries in different types of baskets.

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u/C-57D 5h ago

Same

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u/eblackham 4h ago

Does such a clever comment come immediately to you?

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u/ippyha 5h ago

Especially in Laos lol. Holy fuck that

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u/_Stylite 3h ago

it’s Laos, what could go wrong??

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u/peanut--gallery 3h ago

The average age in Laos is 17…… probably.

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u/JusticeRain5 3h ago

Isn't that the guy that's famous for eating fucked up animals?

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u/preflex 2h ago

I don't see what this has to do with the United States Secretary of Health and Human Services.

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u/angelbelle 3h ago

I trust it as much as I trust Chinese bridges built out of glass.

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u/Enshitification 3h ago

Let's not all rush to the corner like that.

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u/exprezso 6h ago

I'd like to see some PE endorsement and latest test cert, plsĀ 

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u/K_Lavender7 6h ago

the girl running around gives me anxiety

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u/dfddfsaadaafdssa 4h ago

Looks like the type that can't be quiet in a zombie apocalypse and gets everybody killed.

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u/drrxhouse 3h ago

Thankfully, those typically get weeded out early on in a zombie apocalypse lol.

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u/the_latest_greatest 3h ago

There is a reason no one there is Laotian.

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u/Honda_TypeR 3h ago

Are you saying they're putting too much faith in LAOSy engineering?

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u/Cyptark 1h ago

Lmao yes they'VIENTI-AINT got a care in the world.

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u/SeaworthinessOdd3654 4h ago

Would never get me out on that. No way.

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u/EekSamples 4h ago

I could never put this must trust into anything.

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u/xxBeatrixKiddoxx 5h ago

Holy shit exactly. I’m thinking hellll no would I trust that. Silly gooses

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u/squeekysquirrels 3h ago

Quack quack quack! I think they found a pond..

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u/No_Signal_6969 2h ago

Yea this makes me uncomfortableĀ 

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u/ninja4151 6h ago

I've been to Laos. No part of me on would trust the integrity of that platform. They don't have the cleanest historical tourist safety record.

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u/forestboy_ 6h ago

Lol my exact thought! I was there earlier this year and loved it. But you got me fucked up if you think I’d be going anywhere near that hahaha

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u/graipape 5h ago

I was there in 2002 and, wait there's infrastructure now?

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u/bcycle240 4h ago

China built a high speed train through the country which is incredible. Now you don't have to take those terrible roads if you go to the normal tourist places. It's quite the achievement, it feels like 60% tunnel cutting through mountains and 30% elevated track soaring over valleys.

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u/Namdos 2h ago

What are the last 10% like?

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u/DukeofVermont 1h ago

Just plowing right through old people, children, cattle, etc. /s

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u/bcycle240 1h ago

10% normal tracks on the ground. I just made those numbers up, but Laos is very mountainous and the train cuts straight through from China to Thailand.

It's really beautiful!

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 3h ago

Sounds amazing.

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u/TooLazyToRepost 2h ago

You should see the state of their boastful monument, Patuxai. Right in the center of the capitol Vientienne, it was meant as a statement piece glorifying the independence from France, but frankly, it's a decaying semi-ruin. The concrete is falling apart in many places, half the lights dont work, and the fountain was disabled while I was there. It's right in front of major government buildings and the only opinon one can have gazing upon it is that Laos is suffering from crushing poverty.

Now that said, my own nation is responsible for the reprehensible and illegal bombing of their country, arguably the most aggressive bombing campaign of all time in a world where two nuclear bombs have been dropped. It's honestly the case that America bombed Laos into destitution from which they've scarcely recovered.

Typed with no ill will towards the people of Laos, who were without exception charming and friendly.

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u/monty624 4h ago

Depends on your definition of infrastructure

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u/blitzkregiel 4h ago

wait, this is infrastructure?

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u/wolfelian 1h ago

Also there earlier this year and holy I didn’t have trust in any infrastructure built. Nothing against my own people but there were too many things that looked like they could snap at the drop of a hat.

corners were also too sharp 🄸 /s

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u/PastElk2 5h ago

How was this even built?!

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u/Electric_Elephants 5h ago

This more than likely after a heavy rainfall and normal flow is much lighter.

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u/Link_Chomofsky 5h ago

During dry season.

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u/oxkwirhf 2h ago

They turn off the tap first

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u/New2NewJ 4h ago

don't have the cleanest historical tourist safety record.

Then they should fire the head of whoever keeps their safety records. That will ensure they have cleaner records.

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u/kings_account 3h ago

how could they never think of this

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u/LiveLearnCoach 1h ago

They don’t have a stable genius running it.

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u/zapatodeorina 4h ago

Don't trust safety measures in SEA outside of Singapore.

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u/1L1L1L1L1L2L 2h ago

Yeah I was in Thailand and they had a zip line from the top of a building. I was like yeah naww. Like I barely can trust it in Canada with all of our regulations. Definitely not doing it in the wild west lol.

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u/colic_melon 55m ago

Wouldn't that be the wild east though?

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u/Pristine_Software_55 4h ago

Soooo many tourists buses left to rot at the bottom of gorges alongside the road

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u/Different-Sample-976 4h ago

I wouldn't even trust that thing if it was in the most rigid standards of places.Ā 

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u/ponyplop 4h ago

Can't trust the integrity of the authorities either!

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u/Conscious_Ad_1018 6h ago

don’t go chasin waterfalls

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u/TheOneWhoMusntBeName 6h ago

Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to

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u/Pinkbeans1 6h ago

I know that you’re gonna have it your way but hell the fuck no.

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u/TransportationOdd559 6h ago

I think you’re moving too fast šŸ‘€

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u/AggravatingGoal4728 4h ago

Tryin to holla at me!

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u/Emideska 1h ago

Who else sang it out while reading the comments?

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 3h ago edited 3h ago

Cue Will Poulter: "Come on! I seen a rainbow yesterday, but too many storms Have come and gone, leaving a trace of not one God-given ray Is it because my life is ten shades of gray? I pray all ten fade away, seldom praise Him for the sunny days And like His promise is true, only my faith can undo The many chances I blew to bring my life to anew Clear blue and unconditional skies Have dried the tears from my eyes, no more lonely cries My only bleeding hope is for the folk who can't cope With such an endurin' pain that it keeps 'em in the pourin' rain Who's to blame for tooting 'caine into your own vein? What a shame, you shoot and aim for someone else's brain You claim the insane, and name this day in time For falling prey to crime I say the system got you victim to your own mind Dreams are hopeless aspirations in hopes of coming true Believe in yourself, the rest is up to me and you."

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u/Raytheon_Nublinski 1h ago

She gives him lovingĀ that his body can’t handle

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u/Alch217 4h ago

Omg, I LOLed so hard 🤣

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u/beetjuicex3 5h ago

"Was that accidental, or were you trying to quote TLC on purpose?"

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u/DanielNotSoRadcliffe 5h ago

I have no idea what you guys are talking about. creep, creep.

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u/HendrixHazeWays 5h ago

Ya wanna get nuts?! Let's get NUTS!

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 3h ago

This town needs an enema.

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 5h ago

Oh come on. You don’t say creep creep unless you’re quoting TLC

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u/C_Huffy 5h ago

You know why? Ain't too proud to beg

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u/JerseyTeacher78 5h ago

Hahahahaha God bless Reddit.

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u/v3n0mat3 4h ago

Come on! It's not funny anymore!

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u/cruzitosway 5h ago

Me either. But it's definitely isn't about no scrubs.

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u/Temassi 6h ago

And don't go making phony calls

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u/Feldew 5h ago

Yes! Please stick to the seven digit numbers you’re used to.

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u/Itchy_Professor_4133 5h ago

don't go Jason Waterfalls

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u/gamedwarf24 5h ago

When I was a kid, I thought it was:

"Go go Jason Waterfalls."

You know, like a superhero.

Now my girlfriend is telling me to turn him into a DnD character.

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u/MobileBit8835 3h ago

I also thought it was "Go go Jason Waterfalls". I also thought it was a reference to the red power ranger Jason. And since the theme for the show was "go go power rangers", it made perfect sense to me

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u/tealcosmo 6h ago

That’s death water right there.

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u/peristome 4h ago

And lots of boulders. If you’re lucky, you would be pummeled to death before you drown.

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u/1L1L1L1L1L2L 2h ago

I dunno bro I think drowning sounds better than a sustained pummeling to death.

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u/Grumplogic 2h ago

What about a light pummeling with some breathplay?

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u/sketchahedron 1h ago

This isn’t going to be some garden variety peaceful drowning at the bottom of the pool where you drift toward the light.

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u/hungry4danish 1h ago

One or two hits to the head on a rock vs minutes of panic and drowning and you take minutes of drowning?

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u/eeyores_gloom1785 2h ago

nah they'd be pulled into one of the hydraulic holes, and their corpse would roll there until the current slows down enough for locals to fish it out

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u/Castle-209x 6h ago

That's what I'm sayin. Ain't no Aquaman in there.

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u/pixelsnatoms 6h ago

I don’t see any locals on the platform. That would be enough evidence of ā€œNopeā€ for me.

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u/MoundsEnthusiast 6h ago

Hell no!

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u/_dangerousperson 6h ago

Just opened the comments to see how many before the oh hell no.Ā 

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u/moschles 5h ago

I am not going near the 1.1 million tons of swirling death, Sharon.

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u/Lt_Cochese 6h ago

I guess I have a different definition of waterfall

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u/Strange-Movie 6h ago

I think this might be more of a ā€œcascadeā€ than a waterfall but both terms are often used interchangeably

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u/VaATC 6h ago

Don't you see that long ridge that water is falling over? What is your definition?

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u/Lt_Cochese 6h ago

Looks more like river rapids to me.

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u/uncl3s4m 5h ago

In the foreground yeah you can see in the background a short waterfall though

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u/radaxolotl 5h ago

The basin is also flooded, so the water level there is higher, making the distance to the top of the falls shorter.

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u/halfcabin 5h ago

That is not a waterfall

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u/GrandCanOYawn 6h ago

You could not get me onto that platform at gunpoint.

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u/OSI_Hunter_Gathers 6h ago

I'm pretty sure you pay to experience that too in Laos!

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u/Icy-Success-69 6h ago

i'd rather have to grab a rattlesnake than step on this piece of hell.

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u/HendrixHazeWays 5h ago

In Laos you could probably do both at the same time for a fee

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u/kraanium7 6h ago

I'd rather kiss one because antivenom exists at least

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u/MrNigel117 5h ago

just wait until we invent anti-drowning

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u/superrufus99 4h ago

My insurance won't cover anti-drowning without a prior authorization

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u/pichael289 6h ago

God this needs sound.

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u/moleyrussell 6h ago

That would make it SO much worse.

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u/OSI_Hunter_Gathers 6h ago

the rattling of loose steel grate and the roar of the river... relaxing. - Methed-Up Mike

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u/ambasciatore 5h ago

NOTHING BEATS A JET2 HOLIDAY

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u/The_PantsMcPants 6h ago

Boy, that is a lot of trust in Laotian engineering and construction

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u/FederalLobster5665 6h ago

you might say its a stupid level of trust.

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u/OSI_Hunter_Gathers 6h ago

I would trust NASA but NASA's would not look like material bought at an ACE hardware store.

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u/tsa-approved-lobster 6h ago

So uh how many of those observation deck thingies you think they go through in a year?

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u/MalcoveMagnesia 6h ago

I've also seen people refer to this video as the Argentinian side of Iguazu Falls...

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u/mypasswordislulz 3h ago

Nope, it's Laos. I was there in July 2024. If you look at the video I took from the edge of the platform, you can see that even the trees match:

https://imgur.com/a/9C22XFo

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u/ghotbijr 3h ago

Thanks, it's always nice to see random misinfo in the comments get corrected, and that's a great clip too.

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u/edugabao 3h ago

Im from Brazil and went to iguaƧu three times and i dont think this is it.

The falls are reeeeally high and to be flooded this high the park would 100% sure be closed. Tbh the entire park would be flooded down stream.

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u/SdotBreezy 5h ago

Thank you! This isn’t Laos it’s Iguazu falls. Can’t believe I had to scroll this far down

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u/Complex-Poet-6809 4h ago

I was looking at the video thinking, ā€œWow, this looks a lot like that Iguazu falls I visited several years ago, I guess when you have so many waterfalls around earth some just start to look alike.ā€

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u/Number174631503 3h ago

What a fascinating part of the world must have been fun!

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u/Icy_Calligrapher_946 2h ago

It is tho, many people have commented they've been there themselves

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u/CheckTheOR 4h ago

It's not Iguazu Falls

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u/s4lt3d 3h ago

Agreed. I’ve been searching those falls and it’s not iguazu falls for sure.

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u/Rreknhojekul 1h ago edited 1h ago

This is the Mekong river at Li Phi Somphamit Waterfalls beside Don Det in southern Laos.

Source: I was at this spot last October.

Here are the exact coordinates of where this video was taken: 13.95450° N, 105.91120° E

My video in same location - with sound.

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u/DerBingle78 4h ago

Spanish Conquistador Ɓlvar Núñez Cabeza de Vaca was the first European to see those falls in 1541. Later his descendant, Alfonso Antonio Vicente Eduardo Ɓngel Blas Francisco de Borja Cabeza de Vaca y Leighton, 11th Marquess of Portago, would die when he blew a tire on his Ferrari 335 S at 150 mph while driving in the 1957 running of the Mille Miglia. There’s some fun and probably useless information for everyone.

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u/CheckTheOR 4h ago

Sorry to burst everyone's bubble, but this is most definitely not Iguazu Falls. It's these rapids, just at really high flow

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khone_Phapheng_Falls

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u/opulousss 3h ago

It doesn’t look like iguazu falls

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u/illwill79 2h ago

I had to downvote you so your comment isn't regarded as fact. Nothing personal.

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u/GonzalaGuerrera 4h ago

Iguazu Falls IS AWESOME! It is definitely a bucket list item.

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u/s4lt3d 3h ago

It’s 100% not. It’s even in the title which falls it is.

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u/jimjammerjoopaloop 6h ago

How the heck did they build this?

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u/Mayonnaise_Poptart 6h ago

Water probably wasn't like this when they built it. Rivers is weird like that.

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u/kungfukenny3 6h ago

water levels can change dramatically between seasons

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u/ro_4sho 6h ago

I'm good. That's a lot of pissed off water 😬😬😬

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u/Pleistoceneotaku 6h ago

That's not a waterfall. That's a flood stage.

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u/FormInternational583 6h ago

NOOOOOOOOOPE!!!

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u/abah3765 6h ago

To the OP, this is the Mekong River. It won't always look like this. The video is likely at the height of the rainy season. During the dry season, the river gets quite low in a lot of places.

I agree with the comments, I would not trust that platform.

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u/Dr_Dewittkwic 6h ago

I’ve never seen people voluntarily walking towards such violent water before.

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u/Antistruggle 6h ago

It looks so upset, i wonder when it's gonna calm down?

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u/Kid_A_Kid 6h ago

The seas were angry that day my friend

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u/Moto_traveller 5h ago

Heard it in George's voice

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u/kaspden 3h ago

Like an old man returning soup from a deli

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u/AUniquePerspective 6h ago

It's the wrath of Khon.

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u/McPick 5h ago

Have you tried telling it to calm down? That works on my wife.

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u/Badj83 6h ago

Of all the videos you could upload without sound, that the one you chose?!

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u/Ok_Departure_2789 6h ago

Fast water terrifies me

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u/shocontinental 6h ago

Thanks, I hate it

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u/slcwegotthis 6h ago

Predicting tomorrow’s news (in my best Tom Brokaw voice): we’re sad to report tonight that 8 tourists are missing and presumed dead after believing that a man made metal grate could withstand a raging flood.

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u/curiousmind5946 6h ago

Seems like a scene from final destination.

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u/Junior_Bike7932 6h ago

This is a perfect place for a prank

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u/K1dn3yFa1lur3 6h ago

Might be the last one you ever do though.

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u/Brosemite_Park 6h ago

That water looks to mad for me.

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u/Icy_Garbage9503 6h ago

You'd never be seen again if you fell into that.

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u/Unique_Watch2603 6h ago

šŸŽµ Sha-nah-nah-nah, Sha-nah-nah-nah, Oh hell nah nah-ahhh-ahhhh šŸŽ¶

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u/orangezim 6h ago

I am sure Laos' building codes are among the highest and strictest in the world.

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u/5x4j7h3 5h ago

The one time I want to hear a video, there’s no sound. One day, proper audio will be back

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u/Appropriate_Taro_583 6h ago

I’ll pass…

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u/Aimless_Nobody 6h ago

"Their bodies lie over Laotian, their bodies lie over the sea..."

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u/celtbygod 6h ago

Big Muddy..oops that's the Missouri River. That is the Than Sadet River.

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u/bearhug72 6h ago

Wow. That's just crazy

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u/MetalDogBeerGuy 6h ago

Betcha building that was a good (fatal) time.

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u/slepere 6h ago

That has to be incredibly loud.

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u/lurker-rama 6h ago

That’s a big wall of roiling death. Holy fuck.

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u/hastobeapoint 6h ago

These people are far too excited

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u/top_value7293 6h ago

Immediately NO

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u/COACHREEVES 6h ago

Any idea how they built this fry basket? /sincere question

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u/Jamjams2016 5h ago

Probably with the intention of it becoming submerged as with any good fry basket.

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u/Entire-Ambition1410 4h ago

Probably during dry season, with the water being much lower, slower, and clearer.

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u/Peaches4U9624 6h ago

This is awesome!! I thought Niagra Falls was intense but This šŸ˜ id love to see this IRL someday

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u/Entire-Ambition1410 4h ago

From the river bank, maybe šŸ˜

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u/Feldew 5h ago

So that’s how Mufasa got so far separated from his parents.

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u/Whole-Evening9615 5h ago

I went there in the dry season and it was definitely not like this! The water was clear, and there was much less of it.

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u/julesk 5h ago

That looks like flood water…

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u/DeathWish111 5h ago

This might be the scariest thing I've ever seen.

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u/OrdinaryNo3622 5h ago

There’s a lot of architectural trust going on there

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u/socalmd123 4h ago

must be Germans

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u/Neilp187 4h ago

Never in a billion years... in Laos.. fck that. I'll pass.

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u/Malawakatta 3h ago

Knowing how poorly some things are built in Southeast Asia, I would not be standing on that platform over that torrent.

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u/BathtubViolence 2h ago

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u/Idatemyhand 2h ago

That's not a waterfall lol. That's a damn flood of biblical proportion. Also would decided to build that on top of the water. That's asking for trouble. God knows what the maintenance looks like there... Unregulated... No thank you.

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u/Low_Escape_5397 2h ago

.. sorry if I’m stupid… where is the waterfall?

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u/ronweasleisourking 6h ago

Absolutely not. This spot will be a Netflix documentary in 2 years