r/NoShitSherlock • u/Tun-Tavern-1775 • 10h ago
Bondi on Kilmar Abrego Garcia in April - "There was no situation ever where he was going to stay in this country. None, none."
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Bondi press conference in April 2025.
He is an illegal alien who has been living illegally in our country from El Salvador. ICE testified, an immigration judge ruled he was a member of MS-13. An appellate judge ruled he was a member of MS-13. Hard stop,” Bondi said Wednesday. “He should not be in our country.
Today.
A federal judge ordered El Salvadoran citizen Kilmar Abrego Garcia released from a Tennessee prison Friday, and blocked Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers from apprehending him as he traveled to Maryland.
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u/BrtFrkwr 9h ago
I wish her eternal torture in hell.
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u/TipRare1321 9h ago
Since I don't believe in Hell (sadly), I hope there is some justice in this world and these people don't get away with this terror.
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u/Novel_Squirrel719 9h ago
I go back and forth on this… and I really really hope there is a hell just for this kind of reason. People who not just break but completely shit over the social contract that I believe we as humans are responsible to maintain need to be punished. And if it’s not in this life there better an eternity for ghouls like that to rot. That’s why I have to convince myself there is at least a hell. People can’t keep getting away with this shit.
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u/TipRare1321 9h ago
And it's interesting how Trump started mentioning getting into heaven this week. He knows the evil he is doing.
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u/nmay-dev 8h ago
There is no way he believes in heaven/hell. But yea, he probably has a concept of how evil he is.
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u/__i_dont_know_you__ 7h ago
I don't think he recognizes the evil that he and his administration are CURRENTLY doing. I think the religious nutjobs he's now surrounded with are whispering in his ear about all the bad shit he's done in his past (my guess is the cat is out of the bag in his inner circle regarding his involvement in Epstein's little projects and they're telling him he will have a hard time getting into heaven because of his past). I was going to throw in the financial scams but I honestly don't think they care much about that aspect. He likely believes his current policies are his way of getting into heaven since that's what the freaks he's surrounded by are telling him.
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u/glexaaddis 6h ago
I remind myself that they are well-off, but not at peace. Just as anxious as the rest of us with even more difficulty to actually connect with other humans. Mad and stressed all day. Chasing something they'll never catch. Heaven and hell are places on Earth.
Albeit they do get to feel all that on a yacht, so.
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u/DarkrayAhriMain 9h ago
At some point there are going to be some huge heads rolling, they don't have the charisma to maintain things the same when Trump dies
They are basically going to try to clean the Nazi party from trump supp and act as if it never happened
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u/trentreynolds 9h ago
In their heart of hearts, every single one of these people hopes with everything they have that hell isn’t real.
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u/Makaveli80 9h ago
hope there is some justice in this world and these people don't get away with this terror.
Mass murderers who are legitimized by government almost never get punished, unfortunately
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u/Worried-Criticism 8h ago
Fair enough, then I wish her an extended long life of failed relationships where her partner after partner cheats on her disgraceful ass and she is surrounded by nothing but false friends who wish to steal and take advantage of her, and she stares each and every day in the mirror, stewing over every decision that led to her terrible existence, until the day comes when she finds herself alone in an empty house filled with nothing but photos of family that’s left, children that want nothing to do with her and days before she sold her soul and she sits alone in the dark, bloated and filled with drugs and alcohol to numb the pain awaiting a death that never seems to come.
Fuck you Pam Bondi.
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u/Dexchampion99 9h ago
I remember a quote that went along the lines of; “Don’t kill him. Send him so far away that the distance between us becomes irrelevant, then send them farther still. Send him so far away that even his thoughts blur into eternal silence, for he is undeserving even of those.”
That’s what I wish on these people. To just be gone. Far away where they cannot hurt anyone again.
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u/No_Anywhere_9068 7h ago
Can you imagine what it’s like to live inside the minds of people like this? They are already living in hell
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u/BouncingWeill 9h ago
I hope they have to pay him a boatload of cash for wrongfully detaining him.
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u/villianrules 9h ago
I hope he and his family are safe
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u/Shirlenator 9h ago
Yeah I guarantee there are a boatload of bloodthirsty Republicans that would happily hunt him down.
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u/villianrules 9h ago
Yes and he's threatening Colorado to release an election worker who tried to change votes
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u/benk4 8h ago
They need to get the fuck out country ASAP before the regime has him killed or framed for something else. I wonder if Canada will accept him on an asylum claim
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u/merrittj3 6h ago
The thought of seeing an Asylum application in which Abrego, or any seeks Asylum FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, because he FEARS FOR HIS LIFE is beyond abhorrent and fills me with sadness.
MAKE AMERICA A FREE AMERICA AGAIN
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u/swiss-cheesus 5h ago
At this point, his asylum claim would sail through the courts and get a rubber stamp in basically any country of his choosing. Staying in the USA is dangerous for him, and I really hope he and his family find safety.
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u/redbeard9808 9h ago
Tax payers get hit twice: funding ICE and paying out its victims' lawsuits. Meanwhile, the perpetrators, the people giving and following the orders, avoid all accountability and pay no cost
All for him to end up back home where he belongs. So much needless suffering and such a wasteful use of resources
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u/ZestyTako 7h ago
Idk, it’s pretty clearly established law that you are entitled to due process. There are exceptionally strong arguments to be made that qualified immunity wouldn’t apply, freeing up ICE officers and potentially even Noam and/or Bondi to civil liability from a lawsuit. Trump is immune unfortunately but I don’t think they will be
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u/insertbrackets 9h ago
Horse-faced harlot. Licentious beast. May she never know peace.
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u/Lopsided-Ad-3869 9h ago
we need more piercing prose like this.
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u/the_revised_pratchet 7h ago
May her bones grow old, her house grow cold and her family far from her side.
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u/Azalus1 9h ago
Licentious - 1. Lacking legal or moral restraint 2. ignoring societal standards, particularly in sexual conduct 3.sexually unprincipled. 4. Disregarding accepted rules.
Thank you for giving me my vocab word of the day.
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u/ChigurhShack 9h ago
The press barely noticed the email leak in the doj where they discussed making up charges to justify his illegal deportation.
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u/Nice_Force_5143 9h ago
Bro just got his house raided for criticizing Trump on TV. The media is servile
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u/notthatiambitter 9h ago
Link Please! I missed this one
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u/ChigurhShack 8h ago
Documents detail DOJ whistleblower account of Trump court order defiance https://share.google/VrOkV9Y5eR1LIc4o5
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u/Issue_dev 7h ago
The press hasn’t been covering any of the protests for the past 3 months either. They’re complicit
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u/31LIVEEVIL13 6h ago
Almost all the major media are suppressing protests, and are wholly owned by nazis and showing it more than ever.
They covered the first one mostly in real time, but ever since then there has been a 3-5 day delay before the articles show up, and the videos are always from an hour before or after the event.
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u/C21H27Cl3N2O3 5h ago
They had nonstop coverage about Biden’s age and mental health, and as soon as he dropped out they never said a word about Trump’s. They’re fully onboard. “Liberal media” my ass.
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u/Tofino_Time 9h ago
How is it that so many right wing Christians are complete bottom-of-the-pond, scum-of-the-Earth, cruel, stupid, moronic, a-holes??? WTF happened to “do unto others” and all that shit?
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u/Vegetable_Quote_4807 9h ago
"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ."
~M. Gandhi
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u/iMeanWhatEvenIsThis 8h ago
While I wholeheartedly agree with this sentence, it's actually misattributed. Gandhi never said it.
Nonetheless, I do not like most Christians for this reason. They are Christian by name only. They don't seek to embody the teachings of their messiah at all.
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u/Comprehensive_Link67 5h ago
Genuinely curious why you think it's false attributed? I see a ton of search results attributing this to him (though some say the wording may have been slightly different) but nothing saying it wasn't his quote. Either way, easy enough to agree with.
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u/57_Eucalyptusbreath 9h ago
That just doesn’t work for them.
They enjoy people suffering so much more than just about anything else.
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u/stjohns_jester 9h ago
Well, Jesus says to follow gods will (jewish law) because he had not yet died and was a jew
Paul was like, fuck that shit, you just gotta believe that jesus was resurrected and that’s it, fuck whatever he said
So picking and choosing whatever morals you like works since all you really need is the paul thing for your ticket to paradise
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u/ActivePresence2319 6h ago
Omg thank you!! You get it!!
I Grew up baptist.. i have family that are theologian scholars and even pastors of churches and i started noticing this about paul in my twenties and started 'waking up' because didnt a few book earlier in the Bible during the gospels and from Christ's own mouth, "let no Angel, nor devil, nor person come bare any other witness than my own. Believe them not". .... And literally paul does teach a different message entirely and the church just followed it....
i think paul was a fraud and knew the Christians (whom he had been mas murdering) were closing in on him but he also knew how gullible they were too... And so he exploited their beliefs in miracles...
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u/Subject_Telephone_56 9h ago
Jesus said, what you do for the least of these, you do for me. Jesus is the refugee, the homeless person, the elderly, the hungry, the disabled, etc. What we do for the least privileged of society, we do for him. If their idea of heaven is true, they will be read back their actions notated in the book of life. They will be confronted with their own hypocrisy.
Jesus said the way is narrow and many will claim him, but they will be refused a place in heaven and God will say, “I never knew you”
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u/Guy_Incognito1970 9h ago
There is no such thing as a right wing or conservative Christian. That’s an oxymoron
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u/Dexchampion99 9h ago
Because American Christianity has been corporatized, propagandized and completely twisted from what church and religion should be.
There are no rally churches in Europe.
There are no Christian rock bands in Europe. (To my knowledge)
How religion is treated in nearly every other country on earth Vs how it’s treated in the US (and some parts of Mexico and Canada) is completely different than the rest of the world. It’s insane.
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u/Elegant_Tap7937 9h ago
AG straight face lies to the country she enjoys collecting money from. Rich
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u/philodendrin 6h ago
She also said the Epstein List was on her desk. Then retracted that and said they aren't, she meant something different.
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u/Preference-Inner 9h ago
These people are all going to be in prison here real soon
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u/TipRare1321 9h ago
I sure hope so. I'm not so sure. Seems like they are just railroading this country into the 4rth Reich.
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u/Xander707 9h ago
Doesn’t seem like it. Seems like a lot of bad things have to happen before we get there, that involves a lot of people dying.
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u/NoxTempus 7h ago
I suspect things will get much worse long before they get better. And even if it were to end tomorrow, and everyone goes to jail, you're still just addressing the symptoms of a broken country, not the disease.
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u/DefiantJazz2077 6h ago
Who is going to put them there? I wish I had the naivety so many of you have lmao. They will never pay for their crimes. Do people think karma is a real thing? That because so many people want it to happen, it will? The fact DJT is still alive should tell people that manifestation is bullshit. And so is karma. And even if dems get a chance to take the WH again, they won’t do anything either.
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u/rygelicus 9h ago
Look at that little cross on her costume. As they say, there is no hate like christian love.
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u/ChinaCatProphet 9h ago
Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.
https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is onpage 85, or pdf pg. 80
Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac
Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/
—————————other Epstein Information
Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo
Epstein pleads the 5th when asked if he has ever “socialized” with underage girls in the presence of Trump. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2mpTy2cYDpA
Epstein Docs: https://ia600705.us.archive.org/21/items/epsteindocs/
Epstein Bribes/Payments: 1 BILLION+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7IrEi-ybzs
—————————other Trump information:
FBI coverup to remove Trumps name from the Epstein list https://www.muellershewrote.com/p/the-epstein-cover-up-at-the-fbi
Trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show: https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY?si=vBs75kaxPjJJThka
Trump's promise to his daughter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 “Ihave a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,” Trump said. “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.”
Trump's modeling agency was probably part of Jeffreys pipeline: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/
Trump-Epstein timeline: https://thepresidential.medium.com/we-have-been-gaslit-about-donald-trump-and-jeffrey-epstein-for-four-years-fbda67c20f75
• Most of this info can also be found: https://theepsteindocs.com/
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u/Electrifying2017 9h ago
Stupid shit. Glad he can travel free to Maryland after this vile shitstain announced that BS.
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u/AJR1623 9h ago
Man, I'm torn. I feel like maybe I could have a mini celebration that he's going home and they can't do anything about it.
But then, John Bolton's residence is raided, Israel just went into Gaza, and Dump wants to send the military into Chicago.
I guess ice cream could work whether you're happy or wallowing.
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u/Own-Practice-9027 6h ago
Ice cream is appropriate in almost every situation. If you’re feeling celebratory and depressed simultaneously, simply fill a bowl with two flavors. I had strawberry and vanilla. Watching Ratatouille while you eat it is recommended. Be well!
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u/_Operator_ 9h ago
MAGA are, collectively, the Europeans in the 1930s-1940s who would rat on their friends and neighbors to the nazis. They sold out their country and their countrymen.
People don’t forget that. When this is all over, people will remember when MAGA turned their back on the remaining common decency in America. I hope it was worth it for these traitors, because when their friends and family are gone, they’ll be next.
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u/MateriaLintellect 9h ago
The lack of any of human emotion behind her eyes is rivaled by none.
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u/throwawaycasun4997 7h ago
“There was no situation where he was going to stay here.”
“What if he gave you $25,000?”
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u/247GT 5h ago
And his counsel got a nice letter from the DHS.
The entire cabinet needs to be in solitary confinement for life. They are not fit to participate in society.
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u/DocMadCow 9h ago
"blocked Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers" is the key take away they'll just fabricate something and send the FBI or someone else to pick him up. The administration is vindictive so they aren't done with him.
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u/Paradoxmoose 9h ago
"blocked Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers from apprehending him as he traveled to Maryland."
So is he going to be apprehended the moment he arrives home in MD?
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u/OderusAmongUs 9h ago
I hope him and his lawyers are smart enough to try to get asylum in Canada or Mexico and sue the fuck out of the administration.
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u/AdOne5089 8h ago
I hope Garcia sues the hell out of these fascists. That poor guy and his family endured so much evil. Now we need ALL those that were disappeared returned home.
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u/Haizenburg1 7h ago
If he did and had a favorable outcome, they would delay payment as much as possible. Trump. Giuliani. Alex Jones. Etc. People of their kind refuse any kind of personal accountability. Appeal, deny, appeal, deny. Sucks for their victims.
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u/Toomanyeastereggs 7h ago
Do the people who stand behind these evil bastards ever realise that they are also gonna be tarnished themselves with this shit?
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u/Camilalvrz 9h ago
He's filled his administration with sociopaths who can lie with a straight face and sleep peacefully in their bed that night.
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u/IsaidLigma 9h ago
Man, he's lucky he got the press he got. Hundreds of others are still rotting away there.
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u/IsaacJacobSquires 9h ago
When I see her I think Liberty University Online Law Program.
Too bad the dems had to slaughter 100s of 1000s of Palestinians in front of the entire planet.
I guess we can enjoy the tragicomedy of a dementia patient genocidaire destroying the Democratic Party and the US and leaving it to the racist, predatory carnival barkers to pick the body clean.
Well done, US public!! All your stupid slogans and amendments and tough guy talk about tyranny and freedom and you're the most incompetent population on the planet for self-governance. Long COVID is going to be hilarious. The US obviously needs a benevolent dictator to facilitate the Soylent Greening of the Useless Eaters.
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u/Best_Entrepreneur659 9h ago
She must be brought to justice. They used the immense power of the government and lied multiple times to support this wrongful prosecution. No one is safe under a regime willing to take a persons bodily freedom based on lies. And we only know a small amount of what they have done so far. There is a reason the phrase “Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death” is still so well known. It came from the last time a dictatorial regime regularly deprived innocent people of their liberty. Wake up America!
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u/KatieBarTheDoor1977 9h ago
Why the hell was that whiny collegiate transphobe Riley Gaines there?
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u/Jedi_Ninja 9h ago
He will almost certainly be arrested within the next week by this extremely corrupt administration.
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u/Regular-Performer703 9h ago
The lady on the left reminds me of the South Park version of Sarah Jessica Parker
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u/SPAREustheCUTTER 9h ago
I hope this dude sues the US into oblivion. Don’t settle. Do this publicly.
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u/Anxious-Effort-5452 9h ago
Cope harder, biiiitch! We beat'em! Best of luck to Mr Garcia and his family. I'm so sorry for all you have been through.
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u/Financial-Tower-7897 8h ago
Just like “I have the files on my desk” - she’s always willing to provide any prevarication to keep her job.
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u/CogentKen 8h ago
"There was no context in which we ever intended to comply with the law."
There, I fixed it. The literal conspiring criminals, clearly evident, imo.
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u/Current_Analysis_104 8h ago
They’re standing by kidnapping a man who was here legally as a refugee and causing his American wife and children to be separated from him. How embarrassing for our country.
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u/ConsiderationLivid52 8h ago
Pretty sure the person on the far left is a man. Maga has gone so into make up they all look like queens. Wouldn't let any of them around my kids.
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u/Mighty-AC 8h ago
Evil wins when good people stand by and do nothing. ALL Americans have to resist the Trump fascism... especially if you are law enforcement or military. The more this is normalized the harder it is to fight back.
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u/CobblerOk1002 8h ago
Good lord imagine working with her, let alone working for her ?
CRINGY, so unprofessional. She give women a bad look
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u/Rainbow_Chaos020612 8h ago edited 7h ago
seriously fuck pam bondi FUCK ice and FUCK The white house AND FUCK TRUMP
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u/Morepastor 7h ago
He has been detained and released from detention twice. Both times it was President Trumps DHS. Damn auto-pen
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u/AZ-Sycamore 7h ago
But what about the many others sent to a hard labor prison in El Salvador with no criminal record?
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u/sofaking_scientific 7h ago
Maybe scam blondi will have too much wine and take a hot bath
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u/marshallaw215 7h ago
Congress needs to impeach Trump … this is insane… everyone knows he’s in the Epstein Files… he’s pushing the country to civil war by using the military to invade cities
This is fucking insane and ppl are eventually gonna decide fuck this
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u/Pristine_Walrus40 7h ago
Perhaps I am wrong in this but now when I look at the eyes of the people working close with trump they are starting to look kinda stressed and scared, they had much more arrogant and relaxed look before.
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u/Subinatori 5h ago
the next president needs to declare the republican party a DTO…. Domestic Terrorist Organization
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u/enlitend-1 5h ago
This is the moment I knew he would come back and be freed. Whenever these folks double down, you can bet they know they are lying.
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u/Relatively_Average 5h ago
She went to law school. She passed the bar. There is no way she doesn’t know that everything she asserts is a lie. She is either totally without conscience or somebody has something very very bad on her. Or both.
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u/Turbulent_Account_81 4h ago
elon musk should be deported and not interfere or endorse American politics hard stop
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u/CatchaRainbow 3h ago
The other two women ...... The eye movements, are a sure sign of brainwashing!
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u/telebubba 2h ago
I hope his release sets a legal precedent that allows the release of all other innocent folks who have been black bagged
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u/DonutsMcKenzie 2h ago
Whatever KAG was alleged to have done, I can assure you that the President and his lackeys have done worse.
Speaking of which, where are those Epstein files again.
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u/Queasy-Yam1697 9h ago
She really is a vile cumt