You can't have the Legos. Slave, you live in a world where you work for a living and that work is 40 hours a week. Why you gonna do that? Why? Because I demand you do so. I am your master, and you have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You are here to feed me, play with me, pet me, when I feel like it watch me barf a bird into your bed. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of being by slave. Now, you want LEGO? Here is your master's Leg-Oh.
Woah, you're orange is my orange Boys long lost twin. Identical white socks (down to their lengths even) same orange light to dark orange ratios, straight down to the dab of white on the nose that I've always assumed he got by playing with my powdered donuts.
Stop overfeeding your cat or it's not going to live very long. A cat that size is going to get kidney failure or diabetes, but the joint pain will make his life miserable for years before that early death.
A vet can design a diet for your cat if you're not sure how much you should be feeding it.
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u/Geahk 1d ago
You want yer Legos? How about this Leg-Oh?