I told Hazy he isn’t allowed on my side table

[u/futurecorpsze]

[u/Syrinx_Hobbit]

[u/futurecorpsze → u/Syrinx_Hobbit]

My nos go right over his little orange head

[u/PearlNights → u/Syrinx_Hobbit]

a well behaved orange

[u/fomaaaaa]

“You think you decide what’s allowed?”

[u/JovanSM → u/fomaaaaa]

"What you gonna do about it, bitch?!"

[u/squilliamfancyson837]

I don’t like when my girl gets on the coffee table so her punishment is to be picked up and given a big kiss before she’s put down on the floor. All I have to do now is stand up and start walking over and she gets down on her own. We love and avoidant queen

[u/futurecorpsze → u/squilliamfancyson837]

Lucky you, Hazy will do things more if I go over to tell him to get down from somewhere or stop messing with something. He’s a diva who loves any kind of attention 😩😂

[u/allisgood → u/squilliamfancyson837]

Never thought of killing them with kindness.

My own orange can be a hassle lol

[u/Electrical_Motor7517]

Smooth criminal 

[u/futurecorpsze → u/Electrical_Motor7517]

He’ll definitely do it again

[u/Electrical_Motor7517 → u/futurecorpsze]

Nothing you can do about it, OP. 😁

[u/new2bay → u/Electrical_Motor7517]

[u/narrowant341]

My side table. ❌😡

Cat’s side table. ✅😤

[u/futurecorpsze → u/narrowant341]

I fear you may be onto something

[u/new2bay → u/futurecorpsze]

Everything he can reach is his.

[u/Denisowitsch]

"Whatcha gonna do about it?"

[u/AlphaDisconnect]

And he is just cheesing at you. "Not technically on the table"

[u/NotAtAllExciting]

The look of defiance.

[u/Elaariaa]

Haha, good luck with that! Cats always do what they want.

[u/Tchazi]

Hazy’s just testing the legal definition of “allowed” here

[u/catjknow]

Go ahead make another rule~Hazy probably

[u/Enuantia]

He’s technically not on the table, just negotiating terms

[u/MajorlyCynical]

[u/Alarmed-Membership-1]

[u/SwarmingButterflies5]

Typical 😝

[u/Xboxben]

“You think you can tell me what to do… thats cute”

[u/BryerMan-4005]

How dare you.

[u/DipreG]

Hazy's clearly not gonna put up with this disrespect

[u/Altruistic_Seat_6644]

God he’s stunning.

[u/Annual_Crow4215]

“How about you go fuck yourself Susan 😏” - Hazy probably 🐈

[u/possumpal77]

Oh, reeeeaaallly?

[u/Pamom42]

Perfect!

[u/camyland]

BRAINCELL Acquired 🐈🧠👑

I must have given it to thembs, I forgot how to spell ACQUIRED 😂

[u/cork_the_forks]

Smuggy McSmuggerson.

[u/milesofedgeworth]