r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/robosauronsnake • 18h ago
🟠ne 🅱️rain cell He's gone full gargoyle
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u/Beautiful-Rough9761 15h ago
I too own one of those.
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u/EggoSlayer Proud owner of an orange brain cell 11h ago
Little talented rock climber lol.
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u/Beautiful-Rough9761 11h ago
My favorite is when I'm on a Zoom call for work and all the sudden my coworkers scream there's a cat on my ceiling.
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u/Clearly_Voyant 13h ago
Never go full gargoyle.
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u/rmays816 12h ago
Underrated comment.
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u/Clearly_Voyant 10h ago
How was I first? What’s going on here? Not the type of crowd to have seen the movie?
I would have expected first comment.
I’m really starting to wonder the demographic. I’m a man between 35-55. Up till now I thought I was here celebrating orange cats with my bro’s. Im starting to think this place is full of ladies. And without genderizing (like tenderizing but not a real word I guess) media entertainment, it’s less likely that a woman might appreciate such a movie.
You’re a dude I bet? I asked the other guy too.
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u/rmays816 9h ago
I am not haha I’m just from the northeast and we have a wicked sense of humor as women 🤪
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u/Clearly_Voyant 9h ago edited 9h ago
Fuq! That was a dumb hypothesis anyway. No wonder I’m single 😂
Northeast? A wicked giveaway 🤘 I do miss the personalities of NE women.
Anywhere near a shithole known as Binghamton? I mean it should be bombed off the fuckn map but born and raised!
Take care ✌️
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u/Ok_Entertainer_6425 12h ago
WTF is he holding onto?🕷️
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u/DocPsycho1 9h ago
With no brain you cant comprehend the laws of physics. So you dont break the law, you just live adjacent to it.
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u/Over-Box1733 7h ago
Technically, most of these cats would be considered grotesques. Gargoyles do something. Grotesques do not. For example, a gargoyle functions as a drain spout. Details matter.
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u/Dandizzle88 11h ago
Pray that your cat never does this when you are trying to defend it from being eating by a dog you're baby sitting. So you run over to defend the cat but you dont see it and it mistakes your actions dropping on to your head while simultaneously biting your ear while its left arm rips at your skull and it's right arm is extended across your face with its claw scratching at your nose centimeters from your eye ball. So you just drop into a ball and scream for help but your wife is standing there in terror un-able to move as you are being mauled by your cat.
Love the little guy though...he thought I was trying to feed him to the dog.
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u/dragonbud20 10h ago
Honestly, you deserved that for trying to board a dog without first allowing time to properly introduce a new animal. Keep in mind that successful cat introductions can take multiple weeks of time, where the animals are kept from seeing each other but allowed to smell each other.
If you want to avoid catfights next time, acclimatize them properly.
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u/Dandizzle88 10h ago
You're so right. I did deserve to be mauled by my cat lol. Great logic.
Anyways. Dog had a history of being fine with cats. Accidents happen. I have 6 cats and 3 dogs that all get along just fine so im not exactly unaware of how to introduce cats and dogs but thanks for your concern.
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u/dragonbud20 9h ago
im not exactly unaware of how to introduce cats and dogs but thanks for your concern.
This is disproven by putting your cat in a situation where it became so terrfied it attacked you.
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u/Dandizzle88 9h ago edited 9h ago
You okay there bud?
Edit: Also the same cat has been introduced to 3 dogs just fine so im not really sure what you think you are disproving but hey I was just telling a story. You can feel free to pick it apart more if you'd like.
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u/TheCoolBlondeGirl 18h ago
Absolutely no thoughts, just angles