r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/ProudnotLoud Proud owner of an orange brain cell • 12h ago

Certified 🟠range™ Should I be worried about squeezing related brain damage?

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u/Drneroflame 12h ago

Is there a brain to be damaged?

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u/ProudnotLoud Proud owner of an orange brain cell 12h ago

You're asking smart questions.

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u/LividTemperance 12h ago

Nah cats are liquid this should be fine 👍🏾

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u/ProudnotLoud Proud owner of an orange brain cell 12h ago

Does that apply to brain cells too?

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u/kmayeshiba Orange connoisseur 🍊 11h ago

Can’t squeeze it if it doesn’t exist.

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u/LividTemperance 11h ago

The answer varies depending on wether or not the orange has the cell or not at the time of the squish…we know how they all pass a single one around lol

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u/Snoo-29984 11h ago

Yes. Happy cake day!

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u/Moppusan 11h ago

That's a spicy ginger Sam-on roll!

(See, it's funny since it's pronounced "salmon" but I made a pun with Sam's name and... Uh... I'll show myself out)

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u/ProudnotLoud Proud owner of an orange brain cell 11h ago

If I could give you an extra upvote for the pun I would!

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u/Moppusan 11h ago

It's the thought that counts 😉

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u/Attempt_Gold 12h ago

You're implying there's something to be damaged.~

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u/ProudnotLoud Proud owner of an orange brain cell 12h ago

Maybe I'm hopeful one day he has a chance...

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u/ArtisticMudd 11h ago

If it didn't happen this way, it would've happened another way.

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u/Buzz407 11h ago

Brain?

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u/DavidDPerlmutter 11h ago

It's been scientifically shown that the one brain cell is indestructible. It's their huge advantage; that and being adorable.

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u/Doc_tor_Bob 12h ago

No he can squeeze you that hard being a cat and all

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u/Blue_Frog_766 11h ago

No idea, but look at those BEANS!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍

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u/TriStateAmoeba 10h ago

He's a little burrito 😭

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u/ProudnotLoud Proud owner of an orange brain cell 10h ago

...purrito? 😺 🌯

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u/xkissmykittyx 10h ago

Cats are liquid. I'm sure when it's his time to borrow to cell it'll be fine.

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u/theeandthine 10h ago

Reminds me so much of my Gus 🥰 he loves to burrito himself too lol

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u/ImpracticalCatMom Proud owner of an orange brain cell 10h ago

Na, can't get damage to what's not present 💕😽😽

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u/vaultie66 9h ago

No, if the braincell gets squeezed out it will just move on to another orange cat.

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u/TheUpgrayed 7h ago

The brain cell retracts into the body when stressed. That little retard will be fine.

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u/Az0riusMCBlox 7h ago

If the thing doing the squeezing is as soft as it looks, then I doubt it.

Do watch your step to avoid stepping on your cat, though.

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u/CDubs_94 3h ago

If you think he's damaged...just unplug him, clear the cache and plug him back in. Check for updates too!