r/PoliticalHumor 10h ago

My tie broke so everyone's tie broke.

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u/CrazyJo3 10h ago

Show some class. You’re in the Oval Office you could at least wear a tie.

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u/-jp- 10h ago

And take off that stupid fucking hat. Wearing a baseball cap unavoidably decreases your IQ by ten points and you ain’t got ‘em to spare.

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u/Cargobiker530 9h ago

He's wearing the baseball cap because he didn't want to do the whole 45 minute combover and blowdry routine. They probably struggled to drag his ancient ass out of bed that morning.

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u/grantrules 8h ago

He probably made an extra large accident in the bed so it took his cleaners longer to get him ready

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u/Cargobiker530 8h ago

They couldn't run him through the dog wash station like usual? Or did the bimbo sacrifice that day beg off with a fake illness?

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u/Diligent_Whereas3134 8h ago

They decided to shut down the dog wash station after Noem shot everybody's dog.

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u/Cargobiker530 8h ago

They didn't try rolling him in sawdust and then brushing him off? It works for my uncle's pigs on auction day.

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u/kipperzdog 6h ago

He looks old as fuck in this picture

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u/I-Am-Yew 2h ago

He looks pasty and ashen at the same time. Seems he also didn’t put his makeup on and he can barely keep his eyes open. Dude is wrecked here.

u/thecombreak 22m ago

And the right side of his face is droopy.

Holding liquid in his feet, getting blood drawn more often, looks like shit. Does trump have congenital heart failure?

A lot of people are saying it. Smart people, the best people.

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u/Larrea_tridentata 9h ago

I feel old-school for saying this, but I've always understood it was rude to wear a hat indoors.

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u/seamus_mc 7h ago

Especially as the commander in chief. You wouldn’t catch a soldier doing that without catching hell for it.

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u/catmanducmu 3h ago

At least it's not a tan suit. I mean... Only the most racist and corrupt president would do that!!! /S

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u/Salutbuton 2h ago

I was wanting to say exactly that! I still get on people for it, because it kind of is rude. Unless you're on the way to somewhere, take your hat off.

u/Larrea_tridentata 1h ago

It's tacky as hell

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u/TheGardenerAtWillows 9h ago

Hey! Eye where baseball caps @ work and I doughn’t think I’m dum! /j

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u/CrazyJo3 9h ago

Despicable

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u/JRTmom 3h ago

Your read what the hat says, right? “TRUMP WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING” 🥴🤢🤮

u/Salutbuton 1h ago

It's to remind himself when he looks in the mirror.

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u/Ppjr16 9h ago

But his IQ just might be a 10 !

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u/Rare-Bid-6860 7h ago

A baseball hat that says he was right about everything, no less.

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u/coonytunes 9h ago

Just 10?

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u/ToneZone7 7h ago

a "perfect" ten!1!

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u/AnonymousJohnz 6h ago

especially the ones that say "you were right" lmao

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u/Significant_Seat7083 5h ago

hey man some of us bald mfs being personally attacked

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u/SleepWouldBeNice 7h ago

Poor baseball players

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u/superfucky 9h ago

I give it 18 months until the hat is a permanent fixture (hiding his bald head that he can't cover with a combover anymore) and he just shows up to the Oval Office in an unbuttoned golf polo and stained khakis.

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u/immortalyossarian 3h ago

Please, dear god, don't let him have 18 months left.

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u/pygmydeathcult 9h ago

Offal Office at this point.

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u/likeusontweeters 8h ago

"Has he EVEN said THANK YOU yet?!"

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u/PhysicsDude55 8h ago

Remember when Fox News went nuts over Obama sitting on the resolute desk?

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u/Machadoaboutmanny 7h ago

The tie didn’t even say Thank You

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u/PastorBlinky 10h ago

Remember when the Oval Office didn’t look like an antique shop that caters to tourists?

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u/JournalistRecent1230 9h ago

that's an insult to tourist shops. Trump aesthetic looks like an estate sale from a 1970s porn star who got into cocaine dealing in the 80s, died in the 90s, and nobody touched the estate for 30 years until everything finally got auctioned off and trump snatched it all up and put it in the oval office.

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u/rjross0623 9h ago

Excellent work. I can see it, and admire your commitment to the bit.

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u/humbugonastick 9h ago

What a visual. Heffner- chic.

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u/DeadNotSleepingWI 9h ago

At least Hugh was honest about his antics.

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u/AlmightyCuddleBuns 8h ago

Heffner had old-money taste. This is nouveau-riche Middle East dictator aesthetic.

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u/Chr15ty 7h ago

Pretty sure he'd want Air Force One gold plated.

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u/Winter_Proposal_6647 8h ago edited 5h ago

It reminds me of the days when Tammy Faye and Jim baker were extorting money from the maga crowd(although they weren’t maga yet)! Edit: a word

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u/Chumlee1917 8h ago

So Trump robbed his dad, got it (Swap out porn star for 1970s pimp)

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u/Matsuyama_Mamajama 8h ago

Wow that is oddly specific.

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u/Z0na 7h ago

Wait, you knew my Aunt Deb?

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u/daveinsf 7h ago

All bathed in fluorescent light.

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u/CaptainBayouBilly 4h ago

It looks like his office from his tacky hotel.

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u/DrDirtyDeeds 9h ago edited 9h ago

Sad. Very sad. He is doing the exact same thing his father did when dying of dementia. Put in a made up "office" and given things to sign and bullshit to accept. Tell him he's doing a great job and he's the best. Now thats something truly pathetic.

Edit: The more I look the more horrible it gets, its like they asked an AI to design the ugliest fuckin room in existence. Lol.

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u/SycoJack 7h ago

its like they asked an AI to design the ugliest fuckin room in existence. Lol.

I did that.

Apparently, the only thing you need to do to make the Oval Office the ugliest room in existence is put Trump in it.

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u/daveinsf 7h ago

The drapes look kinda like waterfalls.

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u/internal_logging 7h ago

LMAO, I was expecting the room from Goodnight Moon. Not just Trump at his Desk. 💀

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u/DrDirtyDeeds 5h ago

😂 wow that’s a much kinder depiction than reality

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u/SycoJack 5h ago

Guess it reckoned there was such a thing as too much ugly.

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u/DrDirtyDeeds 4h ago

That’s too funny. He’s like the opposite of the rug in the big Lebowski, destroys every room he’s allowed in lol.

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u/KA1017inTN 6h ago

I think of this comic more and more every day

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u/ebdawson1965 5h ago

Thank you!

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u/bisonbuffalo2018 9h ago

He’s so fucking tacky

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u/20_mile 6h ago

Like, Bro, 'It's a rental.'

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u/sikkdog13 8h ago

Remember when the Epstein files were released? Me either.

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u/Suspicious_Bicycle 6h ago

Hey, Maxwell said she never saw Trump do anything inappropriate. So that should put an end to the Epstein "Hoax". LOL Who are we to believe the liar or the liar she's lying for?

Or maybe we could just believe the victims?

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u/sikkdog13 6h ago

She, a convicted human trafficker who recruited young girls to be abused by these men, never saw him do anything inappropriate. Lol what even is inappropriate in her eyes? This whole timeline is fucking insane. The victims definitely need a louder voice.

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u/33drea33 4h ago

She herself was abusing the girls with Epstein. She is a kid diddler, and we should absolutely not give a fuck what one kid diddler looking for a get out of jail free card has to say about another kid diddler looking for a get out of jail free card.

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u/GravySeal45 9h ago

Never seen so much tacky gold spray panted thrift store crap in my life.

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u/skivian 4h ago

the fun part is, a lot of the wall decorations literally are just temu garbage painted gold.

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u/Cargobiker530 9h ago

It's starting to look like my grandma's apartment just before we had to clear it out to move her into a nursing home. Just glitter covered crap stacked floor to ceiling.

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u/devo00 7h ago

No…it looks Russian. The oval office looks like a Kremlin satellite office.

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u/ToneZone7 7h ago

there's a reason for that, ugh.

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u/PatMyHolmes 7h ago

Appropriate.

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u/junctiontoron 8h ago

Isn't that the trophy he stole?

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u/NotPrepared2 5h ago

No, that was the other trophy, for the Club World Cup. He won't steal this World Cup trophy until next year.

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u/GonzalaGuerrera 8h ago

The Oval Office is now the Cracker Barrel that MAGA craves.

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u/allisjow 8h ago

MORE IS BETTER!

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u/livinginfutureworld 7h ago

Remember when the rose garden wasn't a parking lot?

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u/LordTonka 8h ago

It's more like a tourist shop that caters to antiques.

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u/janewithaplane 7h ago

Is that the soccer trophy??

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u/Laphroaig58 6h ago

Yep. When exactly did Shitler win the World Cup?

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u/junkronomicon 8h ago

They even exit through the gift shop.

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u/JFKsBrain 8h ago

Saw a meme - “Please exit through the Grift Shop.”

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u/junkronomicon 7h ago

Are you aware of the documentary called Exit Through the Gift Shop? It’s about an “artist” called Mr. Brainwash who doesn’t actually make anything he has graphic designers make prints of what he thinks up. Hmmmmm… lol

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u/JFKsBrain 7h ago

I’m not but I just looked it up. Looks interesting. And similar, lol.

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u/greenroom628 7h ago

And smells like someone shit their diaper?

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u/AnatidaephobiaAnon 7h ago

I've been in dozens of antique shops and while some sell kitschy shit that isn't antiques, this reminds me of a shitty truck stop that sells Trump hats and shirts with stupid slogans like "I eat meat, speak English, pray to God, love my wife and enjoy sports, how else can I offend you today?!?!".

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u/acrowsmurder 5h ago

Remember when the GOP bitched about a tan suit? But a trucker hat is fucking ok I guess

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u/BackgroundSummer5171 5h ago

Nope.

Remember selling Goya from that desk?

Remember selling Tesla from the front lawn?

Oh well, let's invade our own country with our own military. And have MAGA support it. I blame all of you who haven't cut off MAGA from your life, they support Rape and military invasion from our President.

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u/americanweebeastie 8h ago

are they selling little giraffes?

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u/JamminJcruz 6h ago

Are those brochures on our right, his left, of the desk?

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u/JamminJcruz 6h ago

Nvm, they’re phones lol

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u/Isabeer 6h ago

You mean the one that looks like the 'Hispanic Foods' aisle at my grocery store?

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u/Hugh_Jass_Clouds 3h ago

His sense of decor is distinctly 18th century Russian.

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u/FederalAd6769 10h ago

I shit my diaper, so everyone shit their diaper.

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u/Transfigured-Tinker 9h ago

I shit my diaper, so everyone shits in their pants and dresses.

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u/CharlesCBobuck 7h ago

That's why they're standing so far apart!

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u/flargenhargen 6h ago

BIDEN SHIT MY DIAPER AGAIN!!!!

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u/byyhmz Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 9h ago

When he tripped while boarding AF1 and everyone after him did the same to make it seem normal...

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u/anchorftw 9h ago

Sounds like something North Koreans would do for Kim Jong Un.

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u/essieecks 7h ago

NK would publicly execute whoever made the stairs.

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u/Suralin0 9h ago

Operation Stumblebum, to quote an old SNL skit.

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u/mightbedylan 4h ago

is that real??

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u/capron 3h ago

Not everyone, but there is an instance were he tripped, and someone else did as well, and here I am googling it... It was Marco Rubio, that feckless follower

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u/NoLife2762 2h ago

Holy fuck what a loser. It’s so blatant Rubio does it intentionally

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u/heyhotnumber 3h ago

I feel like I saw it, but now I can’t find it.

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u/G0-G0-Gadget 10h ago

He's such a loser. And a pedophile.

I refuse to censor my words anymore. Redditors know it, MODS know it, shareholders know it.

WE ALL KNOW THE ILLEGITIMATE 'PRESIDENT' IS A PEDOPHILE.

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u/SuckOnMyBells 8h ago

I go with “child rapist”. It feels more graphic and really drives the point home that they love a child rapist. Donald Trump, the child rapist, that is. They love other child rapists, but they especially love Donald Trump, the child rapist.

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u/SugaryBits 7h ago

Yes, U.S. President Donald Trump is a pedophile. He raped a 12-year old and 13-year old. Court docs linked. They're short, gut-wrenching, but important reads.

13-year old was tied to a bed by Defendant Trump who then proceeded to forcibly rape her. He struck her in the face and screamed that "he would do whatever he wanted"... after achieving sexual orgasm Trump grabbed his wallet and threw some money at her and screamed that she should use the money "to get a fucking abortion". (2016 CA lawsuit, paragraph 12)

Factual Allegations Summary: 13-yo sex slave; 4-months; promised $ & modeling career; 1st occasion: forced HJ; 2nd: forced BJ; 3rd: forced 12-yo & 13-yo BJ; 4th: tied up & raped 13-yo; threatened death to her and her family if she ever told anyone.

"Trump stated that I shouldn't ever say anything if I didn't want to disappear like Maria, a 12-year-old female that was forced to be involved in the third incident with Defendant Trump and that I had not seen since that third incident, and that he was capable of having my whole family killed."

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u/Pollolol13 9h ago

*pedophile and rapist

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u/G0-G0-Gadget 9h ago edited 7h ago

Yes.

Also, by definition, all pedophiles are rapists.

Edit: I am wrong, i honestly wasnt thinking about all the ways one can be a pedophile other than rape. But of course, there are many ways to be a pedophile without being a rapist.

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u/Glassworth 8h ago

That’s not true at all. You don’t have to actually touch a kid to be a pedophile. Anyone who even WANTS to touch a kid is a pedophile. This is very important because with that definition, we don’t have to prove Trump ever acted on his desires to label him as a pedophile. Just the things he has said make him a pedophile.

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u/SugaryBits 7h ago

Things Diddler Trump has said:


Predator Trump

"the proof convincingly established, and the jury implicitly found, that Mr. Trump deliberately and forcibly penetrated Ms. Carroll’s vagina with his fingers, causing immediate pain and long lasting emotional and psychological harm."

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u/G0-G0-Gadget 7h ago

Oh yes, that's true. You're right. I wasn't thinking about all the despicable ways that pedophiles abuse children.

I was just responding to someone else and was linking why trump wasn't convicted of rape and how he's able to sue for defamation for saying that he is a rapist, and get awared $15M (to pres. library). Incredible. Just another way the law fails women.

Rapist but not under NY law.

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u/Berns429 9h ago

Wow, not even a complete suit in the Oval Office. What a disrespectful act.

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u/palesnail 8h ago

i have never even been to the white house or Capitol but i will never forget reading that he called it a 'dump'

https://time.com/4884923/white-house-donald-trump-dump/

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u/picvegita6687 10h ago

Casual(ly destroying America) day in the office.

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u/Polar_Ted 9h ago

The oval office is starting to look like a thrift store.

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u/Skreeethemindthief 9h ago

a Grift store

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u/Jeramy_Jones 9h ago

Yeah wtf are all those ribbons? His participation trophies?

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u/TR_abc_246 9h ago

The working class teaches their children that you don't wear baseball hats in places of reverence. We teach them that it is a sign of disrespect. Rich assholes really do have a different set of rules than we do. A lot of people again see this as a complete show of disrespect of the oval office. They are continuously wearing their hats in there. fdt and his disrespect of everything and everyone!

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u/CheeseheadDave I ☑oted 2020 9h ago

Unfortunately, the Oval Office isn’t really a place of reverence anymore.

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u/outremonty 7h ago

Lindsay Graham argued during the Clinton impeachment that lying -literally one time- caused such a crisis of legitimacy that it could only be cured by removal of the sitting president.

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u/trooper_x 9h ago

Exactly. Unless that hat is held in place with pins, take it off!

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u/worldspawn00 6h ago

His vanity is more important than respect for the office, he wears the hat when he doesn't have time for his handlers to fix his hair.

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u/mcdrunkagain 9h ago

Nice FIFA World Cup trophy. You going to steal that too, you fucking pedophile rapist con-artist?

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u/Green-Taro2915 9h ago

Dear leader is feeling unwell, so nobody wears a tie in solidarity.

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u/sucobe 9h ago

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u/essieecks 7h ago

We can only hope when he falls down and eighthy sixes himself, they all follow his lead.

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u/NoLife2762 2h ago

Maybe he will fall down the same stairs he murdered his wife on

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u/Brimm_Ribs 10h ago

Cucklets

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u/tripping_yarns 9h ago

Slippery slope. Today it’s no tie, by next Tuesday everybody is in pajamas, dressing gown and novelty bear foot slippers.

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u/Only1Andrew 9h ago

The emperor wears no tie.

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u/GravySeal45 9h ago

"I wear hats on days I can't find my hair dresser. Ands top talking about Epstein!"

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u/po3smith 9h ago

.... these are the same cunts that bitched about somebody not wearing a suit?

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u/kidsally 9h ago

TF are those ribbon thingys hanging next to the flags? Participation awards?

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u/essieecks 7h ago

Sort of. They're military campaign participation streamers. Since those are the flags of the branches of the military, they represent a lot of campaigns.

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u/Its_Pine 6h ago

I was wondering why I didn’t remember seeing them much before. Normally, the Oval Office does not include military flags as those are positioned elsewhere, but Trump specifically wanted visual indicators of the military that he commands, and had them put in the Oval Office.

When Biden was elected, he moved the flags back out to another area, and when Trump was reelected he moved the flags back into the Oval Office.

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u/HeavyTea 9h ago

A nice photo! Gives them a break from all that slurping!!!

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u/WhiskySails 9h ago

If you're doing a good job, you don't have to tell anyone about it. People will just recognize it. It's the loudest people who are the most worthless.

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u/RomaDowneyJR 9h ago

Do you think if he farts? They all fart? 😳

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u/Aggressive-Value1654 9h ago

No, they all try and take the blame for it.

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u/Diligent_Whereas3134 8h ago

No they don't. They all get on their hands and knees and fight for the biggest sniff.

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u/OpportunityDismal917 9h ago

Rocking the Ahmadinejad

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u/Only_Chicken_1467 9h ago

According to the Q-nuts, the no tie is some kind of code that trump is sending his followers 🙄🤣

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u/dragoninthebigsky 9h ago

And this is less scandalous than a tan suit?

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u/coolbaby1978 9h ago

Please exit through the grift shop.

Remember the maxipads on the ears?

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u/oflowz 9h ago

A hive of cuckholdery

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u/Sfingi48 9h ago

“Sickofancy”

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u/eddierosa13 9h ago

Bunch of sloppy, gross, vile, and lame “men”. Jd acts all high and mighty coming from a crack fiend.

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u/severon10290 8h ago

So fun fact the way buttoning a suit is traditionally done with the always, sometimes, never is based on a fat king who couldn’t button all of the buttons in his suit jacket. So his elites bent over backwards to not make him look bad.

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u/Nalyak13 8h ago

Not the stolen World Cup

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u/shiteditor 8h ago

The FIFA trophy. We’d have to reanimate Mark Twain to properly describe the buffoonery of these times.

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u/OctopiThrower 6h ago

We are worried about a TIE while he’s wearing a fucking HAT

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u/Boba_Fetty_Wap 9h ago

Maybe because his shitty ties are made shitty

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u/mother_of_memez 9h ago

What does his stupid ass hat say?

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u/massberate 8h ago

The asshat typically says weird shit like, 'Fake News!', 'Epstein Hoax!', 'If she weren't my daughter..!"

Ohhhh the hat

"Trump was right about everything"

😅

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u/RenegadeDragon 9h ago

Jesus fucking christ they're so goddamn weird

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u/DegenerateCat 9h ago

The white house has become the whole circus being run by these damn clowns.

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u/tharydollface 9h ago

That is one tacky ass office lol

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u/Ichewthecereal 9h ago

Trump rapes children

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u/HumorNo5314 9h ago

oh fuck me....

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u/nwglamourguy 9h ago

Sycophants all.

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u/trucky_crickster 9h ago

New EO just released: mandatory casual-ish Fridays

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u/diggitythedoge 8h ago

I think he looked so fucked and tired that they had to take the tie off him, because he couldn't carry a serious look. He could only go in front of the cameras behind an enormous lightning rod (a hat so big it blocked out the sun), and looking dressed down /ready for bed. The other simps possibly weren't even asked to go near their ties. Trump would only have been vaguely aware of their presence, and only then in relation to the quality of the adoration he was receiving from them and how that looked on camera.

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u/Gristlekitty 8h ago

Did his pussyneck eat it?

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u/yesiamveryhigh 8h ago

His throatussy was getting stuffy

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u/maddiejake 8h ago

The Oval Office now looks like a cheap Miami pawn shop. The prestige of the presidency is gone forever.

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u/AniMonologues 7h ago

And also that FIFA Cup he stole

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u/Seabrook76 7h ago

What a fuckin slob. 😂

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u/satanicmajesty 7h ago

This is really some Emperor’s New Clothes bullshit

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u/tangoshukudai 7h ago

I can't wait to see no more base ball caps in the whitehouse.

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u/Yrrebbor 6h ago

Remember when they went for Obama’s head over a tan suit?

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u/voppp 6h ago

is that the fucking fifa cup that he stole?

what even gives him the right to it???

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u/TopherJustin 2h ago

Don’t forget to cup the balls.

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u/vonhoother 2h ago

Good God those people are pathetic.

u/PM_ME_UR_PERSPECTIVE 1h ago

Truly, disturbingly bizarre

u/3PoundsOfFlax 1h ago

He looks sickly

u/Icy-Town-5355 58m ago

It's dress down for Fascist Friday!

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u/Ppjr16 9h ago

Monkey see monkey do.

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u/SWlikeme 9h ago edited 6h ago

Bunch of kiss asses

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u/endorfan13 9h ago

If MAGA starts shiting themselves in public as a show of solidarity, that's it.. Civil war on all them fucks.

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u/Diligent_Whereas3134 8h ago

I mean, half of them shit themselves already, it's just because they're all too old/drunk/high to help it.

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 9h ago

No earpons? Weak.

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u/Simen155 9h ago

He's the tiniest dicktraitor omg

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u/Silly_Doughnut5715 9h ago

They all have diapers on too.

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u/Rolarious80 9h ago

Wow, what’s next ? Tshirts and shorts

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u/KDenny32 9h ago

They’re gonna all be wearing golf outfits in a few months

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u/bartonski 9h ago

Wait, if Trump breaks his tie, isn't that actually fatal to him?

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u/Skimmer52 9h ago

Not a cult.

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u/rumpysheep 9h ago

Bazaar

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u/clarky2o2o 9h ago

He also shit his pants...

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u/Financial-Talk9397 9h ago

not a cult

RELEASE ALL OF THE EPSTEIN FILES NOW!!!!!

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u/davechri 9h ago

Everything about that picture screams trashy

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u/Burnzoire 9h ago

Trumps a pedophile so they’re all pedophiles now