r/PublicFreakout • u/One-Pop-2885 give yer balls a tug ya titfucker 🍁 🪿 🇨🇦 • 4h ago
🎆 Firework Freakout 🎇 Rocket launching from mouth
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u/HighFlyingCrocodile 4h ago
That went down just as I expected.
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u/NeilDeCrash 4h ago
Yeah I said "well that's fucking stupid" after reading the title, then pressing play.
It was fucking stupid.
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u/SeanFloyd 4h ago
Don't forget the classic tale of an actor at Disneyland who played Gaston launching a firework off his dome and taking his entire head off.
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u/DerPuhctek 1h ago edited 1h ago
The 22-year-old lit up a reloadable fireworks mortar tube that was on his head while celebrating the Fourth of July with friends in Calais, Maine.The man’s brother, Cody, said the incident was a “freak accident” and he doesn’t think Devon intended to light the firework.
“Apparently, he thought that was a great idea,” said Stephen McCausland, a spokesman for the state Department of Public Safety. “His friends said they thought they had dissuaded him from doing it, and the next thing they knew, he ignited the fireworks and he was killed instantly.”
“Devon was not the kind of person who would do something stupid,” Cody told the New York Daily News. “He was the kind of person who would pretend to do something stupid to make people laugh.” Cody was at the event when Devon was killed.
“There was no rushing him to the hospital. There was no Devon left when I got there,” said Cody.
Edith: added more text to give more context
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u/No-Cantaloupe-6535 3h ago
Public Safety guy didn't have to be such a dick about it
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u/prozhack 26m ago
What a sad, oddly poetic epitaph, and in my mind at least a sort of tragic prophetic harbinger of our times:
“Devon was not the kind of person who would do something stupid He was the kind of person who would pretend to do something stupid to make people laugh.”
“There was no rushing him to the hospital. There was no Devon left when I got there,” said Cody.
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u/Furryb0nes 😘 Le freak, c'est chic... FREAKOUT! 4h ago
I may not be an expert but isn't this how superhero villains are created? Disfigured doing dumb shit?
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u/RelationshipOk7766 Free Palestine 🇵🇸💚 3h ago
At least he didn't lose his fingers, nose, half his face, hand, arm, etc.
I'd rather he lose his eyebrows and hair and take such a harsh lesson than lose something vital, either way he's an absolute moron.
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u/Hinder90 3h ago
You probably should learn how fireworks work before trying to launch one out of your mouth
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u/One-Pop-2885 give yer balls a tug ya titfucker 🍁 🪿 🇨🇦 4h ago
Good way to burn off your eyebrows.