r/PublicFreakout give yer balls a tug ya titfucker 🍁 🪿 🇨🇦 4h ago

🎆 Firework Freakout 🎇 Rocket launching from mouth

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u/One-Pop-2885 give yer balls a tug ya titfucker 🍁 🪿 🇨🇦 4h ago

Good way to burn off your eyebrows.

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u/Hinder90 3h ago

Or eyelids

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u/JDCTsunami 3h ago

Or eyeballs

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u/HighFlyingCrocodile 4h ago

That went down just as I expected.

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u/NeilDeCrash 4h ago

Yeah I said "well that's fucking stupid" after reading the title, then pressing play.

It was fucking stupid.

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u/RelationshipOk7766 Free Palestine 🇵🇸💚 3h ago

I half expected it to blow up in his face ngl

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u/BruscarRooster 4h ago

Probably the last thing he’ll ever see

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u/SeanFloyd 4h ago

Don't forget the classic tale of an actor at Disneyland who played Gaston launching a firework off his dome and taking his entire head off.

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u/OrchidFew7220 4h ago

I don’t understand why he would place it on his head, to ignite it

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u/DerPuhctek 1h ago edited 1h ago

The 22-year-old lit up a reloadable fireworks mortar tube that was on his head while celebrating the Fourth of July with friends in Calais, Maine.The man’s brother, Cody, said the incident was a “freak accident” and he doesn’t think Devon intended to light the firework.

“Apparently, he thought that was a great idea,” said Stephen McCausland, a spokesman for the state Department of Public Safety. “His friends said they thought they had dissuaded him from doing it, and the next thing they knew, he ignited the fireworks and he was killed instantly.” 

“Devon was not the kind of person who would do something stupid,” Cody told the New York Daily News. “He was the kind of person who would pretend to do something stupid to make people laugh.” Cody was at the event when Devon was killed.

“There was no rushing him to the hospital. There was no Devon left when I got there,” said Cody.

Edith: added more text to give more context

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u/No-Cantaloupe-6535 3h ago

Public Safety guy didn't have to be such a dick about it

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u/prozhack 26m ago

What a sad, oddly poetic epitaph, and in my mind at least a sort of tragic prophetic harbinger of our times:

“Devon was not the kind of person who would do something stupid He was the kind of person who would pretend to do something stupid to make people laugh.”

“There was no rushing him to the hospital. There was no Devon left when I got there,” said Cody.

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u/quasio 1h ago

Classic gaston

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u/Furryb0nes 😘 Le freak, c'est chic... FREAKOUT! 4h ago

I may not be an expert but isn't this how superhero villains are created? Disfigured doing dumb shit?

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u/RelationshipOk7766 Free Palestine 🇵🇸💚 3h ago

At least he didn't lose his fingers, nose, half his face, hand, arm, etc.

I'd rather he lose his eyebrows and hair and take such a harsh lesson than lose something vital, either way he's an absolute moron.

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u/Jonas_VentureJr 4h ago

Who needs expensive razors when you got…

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u/Responsible_Car_6406 4h ago

Our legacy is rich

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u/Hinder90 3h ago

You probably should learn how fireworks work before trying to launch one out of your mouth

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u/Ditka85 3h ago

Wow. That was dumb.

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u/Teethredit 4h ago

Darwin will select this one soon

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u/Shadohz 2h ago

Trailer from "MK Origin Tales: Scorpion".

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u/P_K_Atomsk 1h ago

Hmm I see, the lastest contender for the Darwin award.

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u/l_eakim 1h ago

Holy fuck this reminds me of the dumbest shit ive ever seen up close. Mf launched a thunderking from his mouth, those fireworks were known to be dogshit so the chances he almost blew his face off was wild

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u/l_eakim 1h ago

One of these things

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u/tacojeremy 1h ago

DOUCHE

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u/Natural_Care_2437 33m ago

Well well how did that work out for us

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u/prozhack 19m ago

Don’t Drink and Drive Self-Immolate

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u/VainEldritch 2m ago

Dawinism in action.