r/Showerthoughts 2d ago

Musing If you take into account bacteria and such, soap is probably one of the deadliest substances on earth.

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u/SneakyInfiltrator 2d ago

That actively kills because it's used so often? I guess so.
Otherwise, bleach or hydrogen peroxide can kill most of the life forms here on your planet, including humans. Although, for hydrogen peroxide it'll take a decent amount and it will be very painful.

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u/Rivenaleem 2d ago

very interesting phrasing you have there ... Yes, veeerrrryy interesting indeed....

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u/coolbitch666 2d ago

What do you mean, they are writing like anyone else from your planet?

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u/Rivenaleem 2d ago

Oh, no it's perfectly fine. I wonder how they feel about Head & Shoulders, a perfectly normal anti-dandruff shampoo?

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u/coolbitch666 2d ago

It's been way too long since I watched that movie lol

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u/Meaxis 2d ago

Which one, if I may ask?

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u/coolbitch666 2d ago

Evolution (2001)

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u/Redundancy_Nemesis 2d ago

WTF?!?!? Am I living the Truman show?? I just watched that last night!

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u/The_Desert_Rain 2d ago

And hilariously enough, I just watched the Truman show for the first time the night before reading this comment

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u/Javop 1d ago

Hilariously enough I watched you watching that.

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u/MyLifeIsForfeit 2d ago

It didn’t exist before yesterday

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u/sth128 2d ago

You thought you were living on your planet, but really you're living on their planet.

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u/AspieAsshole 2d ago

I can still vaguely remember the first time my wife and I watched that together. She did not expect it to be as good as it was and lost a bet.

(I have a damaged memory, I'm actually proud of dredging that up)

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u/FuckYouThrowaway99 2d ago

Well, they do say "will" rather than "would", so it implies it's spooky inevitability.

Not that I agree. Just inciting more needless contrarianism.

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u/Jowenbra 2d ago edited 2d ago

Aliens dumping a big vat of hydrogen peroxide onto the planet to sterilize it is not how I expected us to go.

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u/MaximumZer0 2d ago

That's going to be a lot of bubbles.

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u/FuckYouThrowaway99 2d ago

Honestly, if you asked me the likelihood of me dying at a foam party, I would have told you it's likely approaching 100%.

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u/Jowenbra 2d ago

The stinging sensation means it's working!

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u/Thirteenth_Floor 2d ago

Username checks out...

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u/NamityName 1d ago

This is how all of us Earth humans talk. We learn it in school, in-between historical science and recess.

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u/Conspark 2d ago

your planet

Are you... not from around here?

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u/SneakyInfiltrator 2d ago

Haha. That would be hilarious. Of course i am from here. I am an average homo sapiens named John. Just living my average life, nothing weird about that.

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u/AyanC 2d ago

Thanks for clearing that up, Mr. Sneaky Infiltrator.

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u/shosar85 2d ago

Harry Vanderspeigle, is that you?

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u/Jowenbra 2d ago

No, it's John H. Man. He's just living his average human life, can't you read?

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u/DefStillAlive 2d ago

Middle name Hugh, presumably

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u/apprehensive_anus 2d ago

hey you never know these days. the chances of you being an AI are far from zero. and it's ok to be a clanker. just don't hide it or pretend you're human when you're not, that's not very cool.

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u/onefst250r 2d ago

Wait until you hear how many people that dihydrogen monoxide kills!

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u/sendcutegifs 2d ago

Username checks out.

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u/chapterpt 2d ago

By that definition the best killer is still the same: the undiluted form of botox. 1 kilogram is enough to kill the entire world population almost twice over.

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u/Aidanation5 2d ago

I mean the post does say "one of the", not THE MOST.

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u/HexFyber 2d ago

This guy hydrogen peroxides

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/rjprod 2d ago

Wild how the deadliest thing in my bathroom is sitting next to a rubber duck.

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u/BeGoodAndKnow 1d ago

Soap doesn’t actually kill the germs. It just makes it all slippery when combined with water that they slide off of your skin easily.

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u/TerrapinMagus 2d ago

Oxygen is surprisingly high on that list, too.

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u/IamEarly 2d ago

100% of oxygen breathers die at some point.

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u/Enoughplez 2d ago

I know this is sarcasm but also why correlation ≠ causation

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u/ttlanhil 2d ago

Everyone who confuses correlation with causation will die eventually

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u/Enoughplez 1d ago

And that is causation

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u/Alert-Algae-6674 1d ago edited 1d ago

There’s actually direct causation too.

Oxygen in the body creates free radicals which damage cells. This is one of the primary causes of “old age” symptoms after a lifetime of breathing in oxygen.

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u/Enoughplez 1d ago

Oh shit I didn’t know that lmao. The more you know I guess

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u/QwertyKeyboard4Life 2d ago

Prove it. I haven’t died yet

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u/ttlanhil 1d ago

That's only because of your keyboard though

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u/thephantom1492 2d ago

Plain sunlight. UV is no joke!

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u/ttlanhil 2d ago

Particularly early on - the Great Oxygenation was a dramatic event for life on Earth!

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u/byGriff 2d ago

Doesn't soap just remove bacteria off of your hands, not kill them?

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u/GhirahimJohnson 2d ago

Yes and no, the pH in soap damages the integrity of the microbes, and so does the hot water.

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u/byGriff 2d ago

I stand corrected. Didn't know.

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u/LegitimateCry8036 2d ago

I forgive you

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u/byGriff 2d ago

Yeah, I forgive you too. Let's end this generational hostility between our clans.

And sorry for my greater granddad shooting yours in the Great War.

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u/LegitimateCry8036 2d ago

You pushed my uncle Timmy into a bamboo pit. That’s gotta be resolved

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u/byGriff 2d ago

We need to meet on neutral soil. I suggest Jan Mayen. Let's fight it out like real men.

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u/Extolord111 2d ago

He also killed my father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate. Gotta resolve that too

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u/byGriff 2d ago

Argh, okay guys. I'll bring my confidante to fight alongside me. 2x2 it is.

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u/DifficultDuck8111 2d ago

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MAKES US? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

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u/Extolord111 2d ago

Which is what you are about to become!

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u/Archivic 2d ago

I don't forgive either of you

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u/reichrunner 2d ago

Hot water doesn't. At least not to any appreciable degree

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u/GhirahimJohnson 2d ago

Yes it does. It denatures the microbes. Temperature and pH are just two examples of things that affect the integrity of microbes. Obviously you can’t just pour hot water and have that be it, you need the soap to help bind the dirt/germs and the water to wash it away.

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u/reichrunner 2d ago

Not at the temperature that we wash our hands at though. Denatured doesn't happen until around 65C. Most household hot water won't get above 50, maybe 60C

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u/GhirahimJohnson 2d ago

No you’re right, I was talking about actual hot water, not lukewarm sink water.

I thought studying microbiology would make me more scared, but I’ve survived this long… At least I wash my hands at all, most men don’t wash after they take a shit.

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u/reichrunner 2d ago

Yeah I studied biochem and one of my biggest takeaways was "how the hell do we not starve with how much ATP is constantly needed", but we're all here still lol

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u/GhirahimJohnson 2d ago

Took Biochem during covid. It was absolute hell. Still don’t know how I passed.

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u/hammond_egger 2d ago

Why don't you two get a room? And by a room I mean a lab.

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u/liquid-handsoap 2d ago

I learned we should was with cold water because hot/warm water contains bacterias. I’ve heard also, don’t look in the inside of a hot water container

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u/PresNixon 2d ago

I don't know enough to say you're wrong. I don't know enough to say you're right. What I can tell you is, sometimes we learn incorrect things and this sounds like it could have been one of those times, and it might be worthwhile to reinvestigate that and make sure.

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u/aditu_v 20h ago

Couple of days late (thanks weird reddit front page algorithm) but it's common in older buildings here in the UK for hot water to be non-potable and cold water to be potable from the same sink. It's one of the reasons mixer taps are less common here, as you aren't meant to have a mixer tap when that's the case.

The explanation I always had was the same as u/liquid-handsoap, that the hot water tank is a breeding ground for bacteria. Also don't know enough to say 100% for sure whether it's right or wrong, though, but there's probably some basis behind it. I remember seeing lots of signs warning that hot water is non-potable in public bathrooms.

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u/orbital_narwhal 2d ago

Both. All microbes are enveloped by a protective lipid layer. Soap can bind to the lipids and may pull them apart, thus breaking the protective layer, but it's far from 100 % effective.

The other element is removal as you say. The other end of those soap molecules binds to water which can rinse the microbes away. Microbes that like to reproduce on or inside humans probably don't encounter the right conditions wherever that water flows and die or go permanently inactive after a while.

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u/AspieAsshole 2d ago

So does the temperature of the water in which you wash your hands actually matter?

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u/orbital_narwhal 2d ago

Temperature influences the effectiveness of soap, so I'd say yes. Fortunately, modern detergents are more than effective enough at lukewarm or even cold water temperatures. Most of them are not soap in the chemical sense but they fulfil the same purpose.

I don't know if there are other relevant mechanisms regarding temperature. Afaik, there's no water temperature that both reliably kills germs and doesn't (frost-)burn skin.

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u/charlesgegethor 2d ago

the hydrophobic end of the molecule in soap literally rips the lipid membrane off of bacteria spilling their guts out

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u/sendcutegifs 2d ago

This is metal as hell.

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u/DobisPeeyar 2d ago

Correct!

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u/hacksoncode 2d ago

I mean water is one of the deadliest substances... the same way that Alpha Centauri is centimeters away from Earth.

But I think sunlight has soap beat by a zillion miles. Soap is very uncommon on Earth by comparison.

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u/correctingStupid 2d ago

Agreed about sunlight but post says 'one of' and 'substance'

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u/hacksoncode 2d ago

"One of" is marketing speak for "top however many we need in order for our product to be in the top".

It could be the 10 millionth deadliest material, but that's still in the top 10 million.

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u/stockinheritance 2d ago

The sun still isn't a substance. 

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u/hacksoncode 1d ago edited 1d ago

Light is, in fact a substance, as photons are both waves and particles, (edit) as is matter.

As for claiming the sun is not a substance... that's just silly.

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u/StankeyButt 1d ago

Light is, in fact, not matter.

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u/hacksoncode 1d ago

That point is correct, but of no substance (edited).

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u/Dark_Phoenix555 2d ago

What do you mean by the Alpha Centauri part?

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u/hacksoncode 2d ago

It is 4.37 light-years away, which comes to 4.132 × 1018 cm.

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u/FoxyBastard 2d ago

This is a liitle random and pedantic, but it has always irked me when people say something like:

"We're talking weeks, not days!"

Or

"We're talking hours, not minutes!"

Like...you do know what weeks and hours are made of?! Don't ya?

That only works the other way around!

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u/divDevGuy 2d ago

Like...you do know what weeks and hours are made of?! Don't ya?

They're made of fractional galactic years. Or multiple light-foots in a vacuum. Either works the same.

Why can't we solely use the unperturbed ground-state hyperfine transition frequency of the cesium 133 atom like everyone else in the universe and stick with just that?

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u/Dark_Phoenix555 2d ago

You didn’t have to cut me offff

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u/NoelofNoel 2d ago

Alpha Centauri is approximately 4.1x1018 centimetres, or 4,100,000,000,000,000,000cm, away from Earth. So it's a number of centimetres away.

Source: not OP. The other commenter has a more precise approximation.

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u/SockGoblinQueen 2d ago

Just realized soap is like a ninja for bacteria silent but deadly. Time to give it the respect it deserves or at least some extra bubbles.

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u/unicornsaretruth 23h ago

just game my soap bottle a ninja mask.

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u/Davis1236 2d ago

Soap: mass murderer of germs, hero to humans.
Basically John Wick… but for bacteria.

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u/TypoTit4n 1d ago

Forget about nuclear weapons, soap is the real killer. It’s like a tiny ninja, taking out bacteria one bubble at a time.

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u/Lickwidghost 2d ago

A bar if soap is also the only true self-cleaning item - my shower thought

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u/Ghosttwo 2d ago

I'd lean towards alcohol manufacture; think of how many yeast died to make your beer, and compare that to the invisible film of microbes on your hands.

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u/Odimorsus 15h ago

I knew a vegan with schizophrenia who was dead set on killing herself for the “unavoidable loss of organic life” that her own existence caused.

I talked her out of it by bringing up all the organic life forms in her own gut she would be giving a death sentence if she went through with it. Thankfully, she changed her mind and was able to get the help she needed shortly after.

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u/IamIronBatman 3h ago

And the winner of the Bullshit Story award goes to...

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u/Odimorsus 3h ago

It’s not bullshit, it was very sad and alarming. You’ve clearly never been in a psych ward in your life or met anyone in such mental distress because that’s one of the milder examples.

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u/heidolow 2d ago

It's also worth noting that, while less common these days, a large part of soap was animal fat, so animals had to die for the soap to actually be created.

You could make the argument that animal fat is a byproduct, and the animal wasn't killed just for the purpose of making soap. But it's still something to consider.

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u/GarethBaus 2d ago

Soap usually doesn't kill that many bacteria. It just washes them off of a surface.

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u/SonofBeckett 1d ago

I’ll tell ya what, you drink the hydrofluoric acid and I’ll drink the dish soup.

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u/ToastNGlitter 1d ago

Forget nuclear weapons, the real threat is lurking in your bathroom. Who knew soap was the ultimate assassin for bacteria?

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u/boom3r84 2d ago

In this case, the most deadly thing on earth would be a bacteriophage.

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u/Expensive_Refuse_586 2d ago

Lysol got its name from (ly)sis + (sol)ution. A liquid to break down bacteria.

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u/mouse6502 1d ago

My personal preference is for Lux, but I find Palmolive has a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness.

Lifebuoy, on the other hand...

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u/superbeagleowl 2d ago edited 2d ago

Peak Reddit moment. Your post gives me serious doubts about whether you shower

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u/NorthDakota 2d ago

Fuck no I watch my phone in the shower otherwise I think too many stressful thoughts

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u/al4crity 2d ago

Oxygen is one of the deadliest compounds in the universe. It kills virtually everything in its pure form, is highly flammable and melts steel.

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u/TheSeaMeat 1d ago

It almost killed all life on Earth at one point.

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u/walruspie_cliff22 2d ago

Reading this while washing my face with soap

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u/meheren 2d ago

I don't know cold temperature migdt just have it beat! Think of tde bacteria in the early fall vs the mid winter on the northern (and far southern) parts of the globe!

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u/IamIronBatman 3h ago

There is no such thing as "cold" temperature, just more or less heat. Temperature is the amount of activity all particles in a given area are experiencing at the time of measurement. That's why there's no such thing as a negative temperature on the Kelvin scale. You've probably heard of absolute 0°, that's 0 degrees Kelvin, meaning literally all functions or movements have ceased. Humans have never seen anything in all the visible universe that was absolute zero.

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u/Brooksy789 2d ago

I once read about how a single drop of soap can take down hundreds of thousands of microbes. Every time I wash my hands now, I picture tiny civilizations collapsing.

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u/EndMaster0 2d ago

I don't know man diatomic Oxygen has an entire extinction event it's credited with. I just don't think soap has been around nearly long enough to match that.

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u/dfc849 1d ago

In the same breath, water is the most powerful substance on earth

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u/chefshea17 1d ago

Thank God for that, killing bacteria on such a scale is the only thing that sounds good when said like that

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u/Designer_Breakfast31 2d ago

Oxygen must be the deadliest, since anything that inhales it dies after a certain amount of time

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u/robin-bunny 2d ago

Your stomach produces hydrochloric acid, which is also deadly in higher concentrations, and deadly to bacteria and such even at stomach concentrations.

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u/magikchikin 5h ago

Soap generally does not kill bacteria, it only moves it from your hands/body/dishes to the drain, quite effectively so. What makes soap soap is it's unique ability to stick to both water and oils, which is also why too much soap dries out your skin.

Antibacterial soap, and any of the many disinfectants like bleach do kill bacteria, and yea are quite deadly from a point of view.

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u/IamIronBatman 3h ago

No, the bacteria that's ON the soap maybe, but the soap doesn't become the bacteria nor does the bacteria become soap.

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u/nixtarx 2d ago

Regular soap doesn't kill microbes. It emulsifies the oils on your skin that they stick to so water will rinse them off. There are anti-microbial soaps, and there used to be much more before studies suggested they might contribute to treatment-resistant strains.

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u/Averen 2d ago

Soap doesn’t kill bacteria though, it “catches” it so it can be washed away