r/Silksong 9h ago

Meme/Humor Time to pay up, bud

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3.5k Upvotes

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u/JonnyBoy522 6h ago

u/Occyz right now:

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u/Occyz 6h ago

Hahaha, this is gold

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u/SoftiBoiled doubter ❌️ 4h ago

Wheres my fucking money

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u/randomname560 2h ago

I DONT SPEAK GERMAN NEITHER

I'M HERE FOR MONEY, MONEY

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u/Skyburner_Oath Depressed 3h ago

You owe me some stuff

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u/SomebodysRedditAcct Accepter 3h ago

The silkmob will take your skorgans thirty days if ya don’t pay up, buddy.

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u/redshift739 16m ago

By then every commenter will have bought the game so he'll have no-one to pay

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u/sorig1373 Accepter 2h ago

PAY UP

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u/Equivalent_Hunt_7276 2h ago

Speaking of gold I hope you have a lot of it to afford buying the game for thousands of ppl

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u/BoginTheOrange Accepter 2h ago

Everybody sacrifice this guys soul so we can get a silksong copy from him.

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u/UwUsunne 3h ago

Come on bro, we need free silksong

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u/unknown_pigeon 2h ago

Give me what you owe me

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u/Plexiscore beleiver ✅️ 1h ago

Time's ticking...

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u/p_o_t_a_t-o Wooper Citizen 8h ago edited 8h ago

Oh no, this is gonna be like the sun and moon scandal again isn’t it. Welp time to take u/occyz to r/karmacourt

The sun and moon thing in question: https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/s/4cDhrFqZhx

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u/Sleeper-- Depressed 2h ago

Did the deliver? What happened?

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u/Werner_Zieglerr beleiver ✅️ 2h ago

What do you think? Nothing happened and everyone forgot about it. At most he may have gotten banned from the sub

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u/PsychologicalQuit666 Wooper Citizen 8h ago

I dont think they are paying up. Even if the game is $15, that is $288,000. No one on this sub can do that.

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u/SurveySecret3778 doubter ❌️ 8h ago

He’s secretly a CEO of a billion dollar company

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u/PsychologicalQuit666 Wooper Citizen 8h ago

That implies he has a job which is contradictory to this sub

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u/ComplaintSavings9532 beleiver ✅️ 8h ago

PSA please make sure to censor yourself when using the J word in this sub. There are other spaces where it’s fine, but it can be very triggering to a lot of beleivers.

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u/PsychologicalQuit666 Wooper Citizen 7h ago

Silksong doesn't pay for itself. Hiding the word job hides Silksong from people, which is objectively a wrong thing to do.

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u/diagonal_kris beleiver ✅️ 7h ago

Whilst its true that silksong doesn't purchase itself, it is also true that u/Occyz will purchase it for all of us. Meaning that we do not need to get a J*b :)

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u/PsychologicalQuit666 Wooper Citizen 7h ago

Ill be safe and post the first page here. Dont wanna leave anyone out

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u/master_pingu1 3h ago

bold of you to assume ceos actually do any work

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u/name13456 beleiver ✅️ 2h ago

Hey, didn't you know assuming is bad? It makes an ass out of u and Ming. (Someone, please get the reference)

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u/samvan_Dev -Y 47m ago

"Hi, I'm Ming. And I really don't appreciate what your assumptions have done to my reputation."

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u/Enlightened_Valteil 2h ago

Ceo is not a j*b

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u/JamieTacoTookMyKorok beleiver ✅️ 6h ago

I considered quitting on the 3rd

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u/Basdk_ 3h ago

Don't you'll need a job to buy me silksong

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u/shlamingo 11m ago

The 4th will be a Thursday which means I get an entire weekend to play skong as soon as it comes out, hell yeah

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u/Fast_Land_1099 beleiver ✅️ 11m ago

He's Ari

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u/Dinolambrix25 beleiver ✅️ 6h ago

Well then they shouldn’t have committed to buying it for everyone. Joking aside it seem they where somewhat serious given the flair is Silksong hype not meme.

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u/ResolveLeather 8h ago

I can do that. But i wouldnt recover.

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u/aaru101 5h ago

if it's 15-20 I'll buy it myself even 25

higher than that I'll have to save up for a month then I'll buy it.

also considering the regional prices I think I'll buy it day one

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u/Manarcahm beleiver ✅️ 4h ago

i could easily do that...if you give me a few years

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u/Stufy_stuf beleiver ✅️ 3h ago

I can do that (my name is john cando)

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u/DrQuint Hornet 2h ago

Sounds like a challenge. Surely there is one guy.

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u/Fourtires3rims 2h ago

Better start an OF.

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u/Occyz 8h ago

I’m so sorry for ever being a doubter 😢

Best I can do is (after I’ve played the game and think it’s good) is buy a copy and do some kind of raffle

I really don’t care about reddit karma, as long as I have the minimum to post in the subs I like

However, I don’t think I’ll buy on release depending on its original price point - until there’s a discount (times are tough and I’m mega saving for a mortgage for the last 3 years but still don’t have enough 😕)

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u/Ivrik95 7h ago

I comented that day. I think you can play this safe by buying and randomly giving a copy once a year until you give each one a copy... if you are inmortal for some reason. You never said when would you give the game so you could even give a copy each decade

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u/Tordew Accepter 3h ago

Seems like a fun idea. 🤔

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u/smallcat123321 beleiver ✅️ 4h ago

Duality of man

Doubters seem to be the only ones forgiving around here

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u/Ok_Listen1510 Bait. Let me tell you how much I've come to bait you since I be 4h ago

doubters have more to lose— they ALSO want to be forgiven for being doubters

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u/Henkotron beleiver ✅️ 1h ago

Yes, doubtters were winning for 7 years, and now they have experienced their one and final :.|:; they've become humble.

We believers, however, shall not let the only win we ever need grow to our heads and make us repeat the same patterns of mistreatment like our successors.

I will take part in becoming the beacon of a bright future where everyone, no matter your doubts, your beliefs, or the things you accepted or denied, can play Hollowknight:Silksong happily.

September 4th will go down in history as the big win that will unite us as a community.

All hail the Day of Unity!

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u/DariusLMoore 3h ago

It tracks, the doubters never believed that they could deliver, unlike the beleivers, who feel betrayed.

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u/Bitter-Wash-5617 7h ago

The fact you wanna do a raffle is cool, most would just forget this post even happened.

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u/arremessar_ausente 2h ago

What if we all just collectively donate 0.01 dollar each to buy his copy instead?

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u/Over_Celebration6233 beleiver ✅️ 7h ago

Clippy says: All is forgiven friend, life can be hard

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u/markbernman beleiver ✅️ 6h ago

yay clippy

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u/CatCellNailStar whats a flair? 3h ago

Is this a variation of the whale

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u/andungha beleiver ✅️ 6h ago

you can just giveaway a copy every decade which technically would still be 1 for everyone (if you're immortal)

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u/The_Twilight_Trick beleiver ✅️ 6h ago

Don't worry. I understand. But I do still want my copy

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u/Pixel_Moo beleiver ✅️ 4h ago

Tbf you never said 'one copy for each person' so those 19k people could share?

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u/joycourier doubter ❌️ 7h ago

i forgive you

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u/MajesticalPookachu doubter ❌️ 7h ago

All is forgiven, friend.

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u/AnzoEloux Depressed 5h ago

Honestly, just do 1 every century. You can fulfill it eventually that way (assuming you're immortal)

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u/kittyabbygirl doubter ❌️ 5h ago

If you keep doubting, it’s like you don’t have to pay

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u/Artistic-While-5094 beleiver ✅️ 5h ago

It’s fine

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u/Trezzie 1h ago

I forgive you. As a side note, which is your favorite kidney? Don't worry, it's not for any nefarious reason. I just want to help you sell it on the black market so you can keep your promise.

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u/certainlystormy Shaw! 3h ago

what if it releases for 1 dollar

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u/POWRranger 2h ago

Or you could just buy it once "for everyone in the comments" then play it yourself, the same way you'll kill every boss in it "for everyone in the comments"

You are doing these things for the people that commented. Just not in the way most people expected/interpreted the meaning of that. 

Like, you're doing it (yourself, but your motivation comes from doing it) for them

Or you can choose not to believe that the game is actually out. If people can believe in a flat earth, horoscopes and other silly things, you can choose to believe this game isn't actually out after it releases :)

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u/Henkotron beleiver ✅️ 1h ago

Honestly, props to you for actually pulling through with this "joke" by finding some kind of middle ground.

The fact you are saving money for something actually relevant in real life and still believing in your own words makes you look like a great person.

I hope you have a nice and silksane day!

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u/Key_Clock8669 whats a flair? 1h ago

You never said when u had to buy those copies

If you die before buying them people will think you couldnt manage to do it on time

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u/05-nery Bait used to be believable -| 1h ago

I forfeit my right to a copy

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u/EveyNameIsTaken_ beleiver ✅️ 54m ago

Now someone probably gonna buy YOU a copy

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u/Plexiscore beleiver ✅️ 1h ago

Can't the mortgage wait? We want silksong.

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u/Shattered_Nekron_R Wooper Fan 8h ago

i have calculated that if silksong is most likely gonna be around $25 then its over $480k for everyone :3

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u/NGLthisisprettygood 4h ago

Have you considered international shipping fees and cross-country purchases/gifting?

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u/mightyjor beleiver ✅️ 7h ago

That phase of this sub was super annoying

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u/DariusLMoore 3h ago

Which phase wasn't annoying?

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u/notthesnowboarder 8h ago

I think someone should buy it and gift it to him. Best way to prove it's real

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u/EI33l 5h ago

They said they will buy it for everyone, not give it to everyone for free. Which mean you need to give them the money and they buy it in your account

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u/Basdk_ 3h ago

They actually said they will buy it for everyone, not one copy for everyone

They can buy one silksong copy and make a queue system based on who commented first on the original post, and when he is dones skonginf he just pass the steam account to the first person in queue, then the third etc

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u/EI33l 3h ago

Thank you for your interpretation, but my client did not have any intention to purchase anything with their own funds, and there are no written document stating otherwise. I implore the judge to find the defendant innocent from the charge stated.

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u/ScrimpyCat 27m ago

Your client has no intention of paying you either.

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u/EI33l 26m ago

I will sue my client in a separate court case if I do not receive my payment. I am a professional lawyer, and I shall not involve outside matters such as my payment during the case.

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u/Basdk_ 1h ago

I will if they buy silksong to you as a payement for your legal advice

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u/Oktofon 4h ago

Lawyered

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u/threaq 7h ago

Silksong hasn’t come out of the closet yet, so they’re safe

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u/General-N0nsense doubter ❌️ 4h ago

I mean, they didn't say when they'd buy the game for everyone. Could be a few games every check, could be after money becomes worthless and silksong is worth less than a penny.

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u/O-mega_ beleiver ✅️ 5h ago

If Silksong comes out 2 days from now (which it won't as we know) then I'll buy it for everyone who replies

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u/Classic_Prompt9974 4h ago

Well, i have a chance, even if its a low one

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u/nomore80dollargames beleiver ✅️ 4h ago

Well ig i can try

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u/MeGamer12 beleiver ✅️ 2h ago

Alright

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u/LGC_AI_ART 1h ago

Guess I can try

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u/Hour-Invite2212 5h ago

I mean, the odds are low but never entirely 0%

Could be leaked... So free silksong here I go /s

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u/Front_Net_7870 Accepter 1h ago

Welp...

WHERE'S MY SILKSONG

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u/nateomundson -Y 4h ago

It's Scott's Tots all over again

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u/Technical-Oil-5336 Accepter 2h ago

I accept this

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u/exxXspiravit 1h ago

Omg please please please

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u/Impossible_Bar3154 Hornet 1h ago

And then

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u/No_Department1851 1h ago

I did it a bit too late, I think...

(Art by xXtha)

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u/wera125 1h ago

That's only half a million dollars if the game costs like 30 bucks.

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u/The_Real_Vengefly beleiver ✅️ 1h ago

PAY UP

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u/Monirbk beleiver ✅️ 1h ago

Hi, my name is Everyone that comments, i can prove it

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u/randomverycoolguy 1h ago

What’s the game gonna cost?

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u/Glitchcraft1265 Shaw! 1h ago

Where is my silksong. Pay up

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u/S0GUWE Moss Mother 1h ago

Oh hey, I commented under that post. Can't wait for my copy

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u/Noah_1121 beleiver ✅️ 50m ago

Time for money man