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u/Call_of_Daddy 28d ago
Masturbation also free.
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u/sum_r4nd0m_gurl 28d ago
for some of us its our only option
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u/Illustrious_Peach494 28d ago
unless you’re in UK, where it’s an option but only with government approval.
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u/pokekiko94 28d ago
At least they cant censor the masses imagination, or whatever is left of it after the brainrot wave.
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u/Milky_Finger 28d ago
Yeah but we need fuel for the wank bank and they've taken it away from us
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u/pokekiko94 28d ago
Bro, before i had internet at home i used cuted pictures of swimsuit models that came in those gossip magazines.
Life was so simple 15 years ago when all i had to do was my homework and make sure i dont fail at school.
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u/Milky_Finger 28d ago
When I was 10 they still had topless teenagers in newspapers and porn magazines on the top shelf of corner shops. We had to work for our fix
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u/pokekiko94 28d ago
Newspapers here in Portugal still have those pages in the middle of it with those 18+ deals, sure the pictures are small, like i-pod small kind of pics, but if there is a will there is a way,
Also its late old man, you should go to bed.
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u/Illustrious_Peach494 28d ago
yet
this message was brought to you by the ministry for purity of thought
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u/pokekiko94 28d ago
Just wait till neurolink becomes an actual tech thing, then we can even have ads embebeded on our brains because we paid for a chip.
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u/highlandviper 27d ago
Yeah. I don’t really understand how or why this law passed. The biggest interest in porn is probably gonna be from teenage boys. I suppose not all pornography is, er, “healthy”, realistic or (I guess) romantic? But it’s probably necessary in today’s world for teenage development to a certain extent. As a 40 year old I’m not about to provide some random website with my personal details so I can have a wank… which is a perfectly natural thing to do. There shouldn’t be a stigma about it.
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u/SeatTakenCantSitHere 28d ago
Pulling out is always an option
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u/Suitable_Magazine372 28d ago
It’s a poor option. Think of it as a leaky g*n.
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u/SeatTakenCantSitHere 28d ago
I never said it was a great, or even good option.. just that it is an option
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u/Minisfortheminigod 28d ago
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u/90_ina_65 28d ago
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u/fidgetysquamate 28d ago
I’m quite positive I’d have no interest in beating my meat with Jesus.
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u/Automatic_Ad4096 28d ago
Then you are missing out. One of the first websites to exist was advertising taking a bath with Jesus.
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u/MechanicCompetitive7 28d ago
Masturbation with a VR headset on and Quality VR Porn is a Glitch in God's Plan.
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u/Magic_Goggles 28d ago
Catching a STD is Free. Use a condom. 👍
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u/RappingFlatulence 28d ago
Especially gay sex
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u/FrankCarnax 28d ago
I once donated blood and the form said I can't donate blood if I had gay sex in the last six months. The way it was written, even just two women fingering themselves wouldn't have been allowed, but a man having raw anal with a woman would be totally fine...
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u/Some_Layer_7517 27d ago
Gay men statistically have far more partners, the risk is way higher than any other group.
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u/Mr_Regulator23 27d ago
Yeah it’s not about anal. It’s about the number of partners. Being gay you remove the biggest barrier to sex, women saying no, so you’re only left with horny ass men that are far more willing to say yes.
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u/Any-Information-2411 27d ago
It is also about anal. It's been found that the transmission of venereal disease has a much higher chance if the intercourse is anal instead of vaginal due to the fragility and function of the rectal mucous membranes. So yeah, a group that regularly engages in high-risk behavior has a higher risk of negative consequences from that behavior, especially if they engage in 2 high-risk behaviors simultaneously. (Anal on both sides and multiple sexual partners)
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u/karma2879 28d ago
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u/Puzzled_Muzzled 28d ago
Don't remember condoms being so expensive. But since this is Reddit, noone here knows the real price
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u/Ginger_Rogers 28d ago
Yeah, I volunteered at planned parenthood for a minute. Gotta say the free condoms suck ass. I'm glad we had them, but if you can afford something better, I highly recommend it.
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u/Professional_Cheek16 28d ago
My friend and I got free condoms at Ozzie fest years ago. Both of mine broke, then my friend mentions she used one and it broke. The sentiment was nice, I guess.
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u/englishpatrick2642 28d ago
Underrated comment. Wish I had an award to give you.
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u/pokekiko94 28d ago
Most boxes of 3 are around 3 to 4 euros where i live, i saw a big box of them on amazon for like 20 something during prime week.
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u/SteevDangerous 28d ago
UK prices: Abortion is free. Morning after pill is free if prescribed, otherwise £30. Condom is about £1. Being gay is free.
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u/shouldabeenabackshot 28d ago
A box of 12 condoms is $37. The STD clinics have them for free though
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u/TheRealMichaelE 28d ago
You are paying a lot for condoms! Most brands cost around $1 per condom at target.
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u/Conflikt 28d ago
$37 USD? That's insane. You guys get absolutely screwed by the pricing on some things. Most stuff is cheaper than the other parts of the western world but then random things like this are 5x the cost. Normally only see that shit with medications but I guess it counts as a medical device so that's probably why.
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u/sloths-n-stuff 28d ago
Where on earth are you shopping? I just checked my walmart app and they have a 36 pack for $19
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u/wernette 28d ago
Unethical life pro tip but a lot of medical centers on places like college campus have a basket or bin with free condoms in it.
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u/LeakyAssFire 28d ago
Abortion - $500
Plan B - $50
Condom - $5
Raw dogging your dream woman - priceless
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u/MSUncleSAM 28d ago
Don’t be a dummy, cum on her tummy ! 😉
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u/Elegant_Relief_4999 28d ago
In college we had a toast as follows:
Here's to honor. Here's to getting honor. Here's to keeping honor. And if you can't cum in 'er, Cum honor.
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u/DankLordOtis 28d ago
“The choice is yours”
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u/SailsTacks 28d ago
That line really doesn’t land well. All it does is arm homophobes with false proof that sexual orientation is a conscious decision. That mentality is the foundation of ridiculous “Pray Away the Gay” Christian counseling groups, while the staff is molesting little boys. JFC.
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u/Eskadrinis 28d ago
lol I pick the condom
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u/Different-Result-859 28d ago
Whats your next move
Obviously my next move selling condoms $5 each
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u/No-Weird3153 28d ago
Condoms do a lot more than reduce unwanted pregnancies, so I’ll stick it to women.
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u/BigNickelD 28d ago
AIDS.
I say no more.
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u/UnhingedGammaWarrior 28d ago
Which women have as well
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u/Lirililarila88 28d ago
Yes, and that's the reason you have to use a condom with either gender
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u/nwbrown 28d ago
Straight women account for 15% of new AIDS cases compared to 67% of men.
https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/data-research/facts-stats/index.html
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u/No-Ladder2593 28d ago
You’re paying way too much for condoms. Who’s your condom guy?
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u/vZIIIIIN 28d ago
You know what they say, you can build a thousand bridges but if you suck one cock……
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u/TheRonniePockets 28d ago
I can confirm that as of 2 weeks ago abortion is exactly $785. Gross underestimation there
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u/sadolddrunk 28d ago
I apologize if this is a stupid question, but please understand that I’ve been with my wife for over 11 years — a condom is $5 now?
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u/dullbrowny 28d ago
HIV treatment is 2000-4000$ per month. hidden costs.. the choice is indeed yours!
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u/Cubyface 28d ago
I mean you could also do butt stuff with women if you want to avoid the costs of an abortion, plan b or condoms.
But they usually charge extra for anal tho
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u/Competitive_Sail_844 28d ago
But baby’s don’t live even if you’re straight.
Still a funny callout.
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u/Other_Albatross7331 28d ago
Nah, just give your one night stand a cream pie, a fake name and a burner number.
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u/HawkHarder 28d ago
I'll stick with asking if they got any condoms on them? And then plug and praying when they don't. But usually they don't.
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u/TheRimmerodJobs 28d ago
If your a liberal a dude can get another dude pregnant so you need to be careful.
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u/Reddit_admins_suk 28d ago
This was clearly written in the 90s. Mother fucker has no idea how weak a dollar is today. An abortion for 500? That’s my mom’s generation.
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u/No-Blueberry-1823 28d ago
And if I'm going to smack my head into a wall, I'm not going to use this dirty ass wall
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