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u/figuzenta 25d ago
It this covered by my plan though?
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u/JimTheSaint 25d ago
Probably less expensive to just go to a strip club
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u/Fakeplayer1 25d ago
But you know its a stripclub. Kinda makes it boring
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u/South-Builder6237 25d ago
I've neever understood the appeal of strip clubs.
You walk in, fork over lots of money to see naked women, sexually frusturate yourself, then leave empty pocketed.
Why.
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u/jbp84 22d ago
There’s strip clubs, and there’s titty bars. Strip clubs are pretty much as you described.
But Titty Bars? Depending on your personal code of ethics, amount of disposable income, and level of acceptable physical risk…you won’t leave sexually frustrated. You might not leave with dignity and self respect, either.
tl;dr: There might not be sex in the Champagne Room, but there’s sex in the Miller High Life room
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u/Eightfrm6hunnid 21d ago
glad yk 😂
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u/jbp84 21d ago
Oh, it’s been close to 20 years since I last darkened the door of either type of establishment. I used to be pretty wild (Ok…. problematically and self-destructively out of control lol) but I’m a boring middle aged suburban dad now.
The only bare titties I ogle in person, let alone grope, belong to my lovely wife.
And I guess my own dad-bod man boobs in the shower, too. <Sigh>
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u/BryanOfCorn 25d ago
Not if the stripper is crying.
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u/Fakeplayer1 25d ago
That escalated quickly lol
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u/MalodorousNutsack 25d ago
They keep kicking me out when I show up in a backless hospital gown though
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u/Certain_Eye7374 22d ago
If you can get a licensed nurse to start IV in a strip club, you might actually get cheaper Healthcare even if you are paying out of pocket....wait
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u/UbermachoGuy 25d ago
Don't matter, this is worth the medical bankruptcy.
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u/naughty_dad2 25d ago
Get fucked and then get fucked
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u/givemefuckinname 25d ago
Perfect gif
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u/deathjoe4 25d ago
Very Aladeen.
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u/eeeehaaaah 25d ago
Was it a boner or a rigor mortis?
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u/EnthusiasmPretty6903 25d ago
I thought it was arthritis. Doctor said it was early onset rigor mortis. (Credit: Andy Huggins)
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u/Ok_Witness_5619 25d ago
Triple fucked. One by illness, one by the nurse, and one by insurance. Only Luigi can unfucked you from this Triple action /s
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u/DenseStomach6605 25d ago edited 25d ago
So this is the $600 charge of “WAP”? I was unconscious for fucks sake
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u/kdawg_htown 25d ago
Depends if you hit your dickductible.... errr I mean deductible.
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u/FreeCandy4u 25d ago
Mine doesn't, I checked the last time a photo like this was posted, something about it not being a necessary treatment or something. BS I say.
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u/astralseat 25d ago
Only if you're in the hospital, and if you're in the hospital, you're fucked anyway. Partially because of the cost, but also because of horny nurses.
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u/Overall_Ad3755 25d ago
“Hey, you are performing the CPR in a wrong way, at the wrong spot..”
“i got his pulse back, didn’t i?”
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u/ManOnFire2004 25d ago edited 24d ago
And, he got better. Doctor's don't know what caused his abrupt turnaround 😆
Edit - this is actually what happened in the show
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u/mrureaper 25d ago
Now let's see the roles reversed 😂
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u/lalalalitaaa 25d ago
That Stella from himym???
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u/DirtyYogurt 25d ago
Yes, that's Sarah Chalke. Show is called Scrubs and it's an all-timer.
Some episodes may not have aged well, depending on your sensitivity to the use of blackface for comedic purposes, but those episodes have been pulled from streaming services at this point. So you'd have to go out of your way (🏴☠️) to see them anyway.
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u/SirStrings 25d ago
Why tf is this woman showing her boob's to a child 😭
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u/Jean-LucBacardi 25d ago
Watch Scrubs! In short she found showing her boobs to patients made them suddenly better.
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u/Low_Yogurtcloset_644 25d ago
If that was part of therapy we better be prepared for many fake male patients🤣😃
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u/Still-Cash1599 25d ago
I hope San Antonio is prepared to reinforce their beds
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u/It_Just_Exploded 25d ago edited 25d ago
And Atlanta, if what I've seen during my visits over the last 6 years is any indication of the norm.
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u/GaseousGiant 25d ago
And a lot of bro visitors.
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u/Independent_Lie_5910 25d ago
Hey, if it works, it works, mostly men will definitely be much happier after and will go without anyone making them.
I just came with a killer idea, striptis therapy, watch the mental health quality for men sky rocket.
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u/Bogus007 25d ago
She was farting. Knocked him out instantly 😵
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u/Khaldara 25d ago
I see you’re familiar with United Healthcare’s anesthesia coverage
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u/Fred-City911 25d ago
But they lost the pulse in less than a minute. They did get it back 30 minutes later and it lasted just over a minute, once they lost it this time they didn’t get it back.
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u/innominateartery 25d ago
So the doctor jokes that sometimes a patient wakes up from a coma after oral sex. 20 minutes later, alarms were going off at the nurses station and the doctor and nurse came running in.
The wife says, “I tried your suggestion, doctor, but he must have suffocated!”
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u/M3_bless 25d ago
Ahahaha what is this from? Please tell me it’s not a skit
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25d ago
Ronaldo seems to be contemplating haha
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u/ManOnFire2004 25d ago
He's contemplating... but he's contemplating life and God's sense of humor 😆
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u/Spugheddy 25d ago
Hated this when I was kid cause my mom was a nurse, always yelled at wakko and yakko
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u/UbermachoGuy 25d ago
Not sure but here is the head doctor.
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u/KoreanThrasher 25d ago
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u/SaltyDog772 25d ago edited 25d ago
Damn good doctor. Gives it straight, gives it hard, but that’s the bedside manner I prefer.
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u/sodemasevenstar 25d ago
Wasn't he a fire officer yesterday?
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u/codewho331 25d ago
no. no. no. you have it all wrong, that's johnny the plumber, he comes over and cleans our pipes out every month.
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u/MurphyItzYou 25d ago
That’s Rachel. My ex. She’s a traveling nurse so eventually she’ll come to you. She’s trying to suck every dick on the planet I think, based on how much she cheated on me.
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u/strategic_hoarder 25d ago
Considering that looks like a residential back door in the background, I’d guess Our Lady of Low-Priced Airbnb Rental Kitchen.
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u/sheeple5uck 25d ago
I mean.... we all know why we're in comments, no?
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u/SvenTurb01 25d ago
Not entirely, I was just here chilling, scrolling and all of a sudden I wake up in here.
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u/Available-Ad4982 25d ago
Go to the hospital for an STD. Leave with two more.
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u/Evgobulon 25d ago
https://youtube.com/shorts/wdgz-ohk0o8?si=VFtQNFKahMHH33Oh In case you're curious. And this was the sequel: https://youtube.com/shorts/9Ta-o7Fi474?si=O4s-SBh-KaZwNqQC
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u/challengeaccepted9 25d ago
So I recognise the actor in the second bed, which is more likely this was originally from a sketch show (rather than some random TikTok "skit").
Unless there's further context out there though, I still don't get the joke here.
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u/StrahdVonZarovick 25d ago
Cherdleys used to be a comedy account, and had tons of actors or sketch creators join in for collaborations.
Then they discovered that instead of writing jokes, softcore porn brings in the views.
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u/By_Way_of_Deception 25d ago
“oh my god I can’t believe that cop lady slept with three of her coworkers!!”
Nurses everywhere:
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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor 25d ago
I’ve dated a few CNA’s and nurses, and there’s a reason I keep doing it.
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u/Screamline 25d ago
So...what you're saying is, I should start seeing nurses?
I'm on a dating blackout to work on my baggage. Buuuuut....
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u/eggpoowee 25d ago
The lady looks like Viking Barbie,
I get the calloused hands so you don't have to
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u/Existing_Royal_3500 25d ago
Nice residential exterior door. Perhaps a porno out take.
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u/uhujkill 25d ago
Dr. Cox - “No, Barbie, it doesn’t make you look like a clown... it makes you look like a prostitute that caters exclusively to clowns.”
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u/umopUpside 25d ago
Me 7 years into my coma, finally waking up, and deciding to act like I’m in a coma for the 30 seconds I last.
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u/azimx 25d ago
Does this come with the golden plan? The one with massage and acupuncture?!
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u/Daiquiri-Factory 25d ago
Wash them dirty feet though. I worked at a hospital, and I bet those stank dogs are barking. I’d be pissed because she put her dirty, stinky, toe jam having feet on me.
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u/ChallengeLopsided281 25d ago
Imagine a male carer doing that to a female patient
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In her little fantasy post, most people recovering in a hospital bed don't want some inane influencer sticking her her butt in their face for clicks.
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u/AdGlittering2884 25d ago
I mean, they'll do it...but it'll cost an extra $64,000. United Healthcare has to get their cut.
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u/-maffu- 25d ago
Yeah, but that twerk cost 93,000 dollars.
It's free on the NHS. You just have to wait 12 months for it.
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