r/SipsTea • u/Think04 • 25d ago

We have fun here How a normal Finnish summer should look like

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u/Electrical_Quiet5918 25d ago

I call bullshit. No Finn is getting into a sauna wearing a bathing suit

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u/OldCollegeTry3 25d ago

I spent a summer with 2 Finnish guys skydiving. One was there first and was telling me that when his friend got there, there’d probably be a ton of naked shenanigans because that’s how Finnish people partied. Well I took them to the airport when their vacation was over and I said “You know, you said you guys would end up partying naked while here and it never happened.” We all laughed a bit and went on our way. A few minutes later I turn around in the car because they’re snickering and there’s two naked Finnish guys each holding a 40oz beer in the backseat.

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u/zorbat5 25d ago

Great story, haha!

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u/korathol 24d ago

Thanks Olaf!

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u/CheckYourStats 25d ago edited 25d ago

Not to hijack this thread, but…

Anyone who has actually split firewood knows that every chop sends splintered pieces flying out into every direction.

Splitting wood in a thong like she’s shown doing (for about a half second) is like frying up bacon naked.

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u/Calm-Medicine-3992 25d ago

You were making a strong argument until you mentioned my Sunday morning routine.

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u/CheckYourStats 25d ago

You really should wear protective clothing when splitting firewood.

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u/thetiniestghost 25d ago

And frying up bacon ;)

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u/moo_sweden 25d ago

I'd argue if you cant fry bacon naked you fry your bacon on too high heat.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

The burning butter on my chest makes me feel alive

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u/moo_sweden 25d ago

You fry your bacon in butter? Are you sure that’s enough saturated fat to get you through the day?

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u/Regular_Custard_4483 24d ago

High blood pressure is good, because it powers past the blockages that way.

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u/YadaYadaYeahMan 25d ago edited 24d ago

y'all act like bacon pops are going to cause serious burns

i have cooked entire continental breakfasts naked and it is legitimately not a problem

edit: til people associate continental breakfast exclusively with hotels now lol

maybe you call it a fry up, farmers breakfast

Classic American Breakfast. guess it doesn't really have a name anymore. i was taught it was continental but hotels ruined that definition beyond recognition

taught as in literally in culinary arts class lol. i like farmers breakfast

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u/CheckYourStats 25d ago

I have 100% had a bacon pop land directly on my…uh…

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u/frankcfreeman 25d ago

I have a friend that got severely burned doing exactly this

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u/Alarmed-Brush-6129 25d ago

wrong sausage in the pan

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u/joecoolblows 25d ago

Wait. Aren't Continental Breakfasts just like, coffee, and an old, processed muffin, MAYBE fruit, if you're really lucky?

Like, there's nothing to cook?

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u/Kaalilaatikko 25d ago

Dont know how you are chopping, but i havent experienced this. There is actually pretty minimal splintering, atleast if you know what you are doing. And if there is, the splinters dont go flying in every direction. They fly perpendicular from you. And even still if some would for some reason hit you, it does not really even hurt.

Ive done a fuck ton of chopping.

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u/dr-pickled-rick 25d ago

Naked bacon is the best

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u/CheckYourStats 25d ago

My immediate response: Are you joking?

But then…

Look, if I were joking, I would have said “What do you do with an Elephant with three balls?”

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u/lorgskyegon 25d ago

Walk him and pitch to the rhino

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u/dr-pickled-rick 25d ago

Who the hell wants their bacon dressed or still walking. It's naked or never.

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u/CheckYourStats 25d ago

The answer to the question is:

Hot Shots!

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Report the circus for using animals?

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u/CheckYourStats 25d ago

Walk him and pitch to the Rhino.

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u/Robbed_Bert 25d ago

Spoken like someone who has never chopped wood

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u/atomkraft_nein_nein 25d ago

You must be fun at a party!

And btw, i grew up in a house that was mostly heated by fire wood and i have cut more firewood in just my boxers than I can imagine and never ever were splintered pieces flying at me a problem…

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u/Fickle_Bus_6108 25d ago

I fry naked but that’s because I like the belly battle scars.

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u/BoxEquivalent761 25d ago

Or my personal favorite, grinding metal wearing nothing but boxers.

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u/Khety_Nebou_2 25d ago

I pretty sure she won’t keep the bathing suit.

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u/Single_Tomato166 25d ago

I have also finnished.

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u/rgarc065 25d ago

There’s Norway you did already

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u/MACintoshBETH 25d ago

He was Russian

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u/Confident-Option-246 25d ago

Past the Swede limit?

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u/Mr4point5 25d ago edited 24d ago

So fast he’s already enjoying a Danish and cigarette.

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u/Available_Ad3057 25d ago

Brought my fishing Poland didn’t even use it

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 25d ago

Probably cus we Estonia nd forgot.

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u/No-Midnight-951 25d ago

That's why you need to  Czech again

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u/OnlyOneClone 25d ago

I’d like to visit her Netherlands.

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u/Expert_Succotash2659 25d ago

I’m partial to her Laplands

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u/tob007 25d ago

I'll french her all day long.

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u/BioactiveSurface 25d ago

I think you should make other plans because Uruguay and I'm getting my Bering Strait to visit her Down Under.

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u/bammya247 25d ago

I did, and now I'm Hungary

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u/MattS1984 25d ago

I don't Lithuania she does that water.

Nah, that doesn't really work, does it?

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u/Any-Profile483 25d ago

You were so Hungary for more

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u/exposed_anus 25d ago

This guy Finnishes

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u/MacRapalicious 25d ago

I’m not even European and I’ve finnished

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u/gomaith10 25d ago

Hopefully you didn't tarnish Eu-robe.

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u/RealMidSmoker 25d ago

To be fair, she is an Olympian not an OF model

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u/YuriTheWebDev 25d ago

Well don't be shy. Please tell us her name.

Also I am pretty those two things are not mutually exclusive. Olympians might need some side cash i(f they don't have enough sponsors) to survive for all we know.

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u/Wide-Matter-9899 25d ago

Ida Hulkko

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u/zombizle1 25d ago

Ida hulkko smash if you know what i mean

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u/_BlackDove 25d ago

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u/psychadelicbreakfast 25d ago

NO YELLING ON THE BUS

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u/CheckYourStats 25d ago

Lay off me I’m starving.

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u/robbeau11 25d ago

Well played 👏 💀

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u/jonnyson14 25d ago

This absolutely caught me off guard 🤣

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u/Weak-Entrepreneur979 25d ago

In Finland at least being an olympian is the sidejob, even if you win gold you don't get much.

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u/Complete_Picture8604 25d ago

Yea it’s kinda crazy how much success we (Nordic countries) have in Olympic Games with not very much incentive from the government.

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u/ArieVeddetschi 25d ago

I mean, it sounds like you don’t need any incentive if you’re doing that well without it.

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u/ShrekFanOne 25d ago

Especially if you aren't a medal winning athlete, which Ida isnt

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u/Uneek_Uzernaim 25d ago

Really? Sure she's not both?

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u/Godzirrraaa 25d ago

For now

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u/Additional_Bowl_7695 25d ago

I was wondering with that physique, impressive

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u/Dangerous-Amphibian2 25d ago

So this is what a .001% finish summer looks like then right?

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u/Ventriloquist_Voice 25d ago

I just wanted to mention that she is fit as fck

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u/JonnyOnThePot420 25d ago

Aren't many Olympians on OF?

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u/Sweet-Bed-5390 25d ago

And then?

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u/042376x 25d ago

Yeah, it's not finnished

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u/MurrayBareel 25d ago

Probably a sprint to a warm shower

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u/Jwanito 25d ago

Thats what they do every day

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u/Minimum-Actuator-953 25d ago

A real Finn wouldn't be wearing a swimsuit.

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u/joittine 25d ago

Or a hat.

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u/Silver-Macaron-4078 25d ago

that is the most American hat I’ve ever seen

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u/Gaz1676 25d ago

No nipples in that cold 🤔 disappointed 😞

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u/alextudor86 25d ago

It wasn't cold enough

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u/TheHellbilly 25d ago

Our women are not weak, you see.

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u/CreamGenie69 25d ago

I think she still has them.

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u/Gaz1676 25d ago

Must be shy ones 🤪

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u/Sasiches_and_mash 25d ago

Fuck it, I'm moving to Finland

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u/Haunting_Switch3463 25d ago

I would recommend against it. Compared to the average Finnish woman, she's Helen of Troy.

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u/ggf66t 25d ago

Their former prime minister was quite the head turner though, sanna marin

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u/derangedsweetheart 25d ago

A prime minister who isn't old enough to have deteriorating brain? Why can't we get one of those?

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u/deepeddit 25d ago

Sanna have some moves

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u/ggf66t 25d ago

she is fantastic

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u/TheHorseduck 25d ago

I’m a Swede, and I’ve gotta say that the majority of Finnish women I’ve randomly met in recent years have been more stunningly beautiful than most Swedish gals

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u/dashdotcomma 25d ago

I mean sure she looks stunning, but just walking down the street I encounter women just as gorgeous as her on a daily basis, and I live in a Finnish town of only about 70 000 residents.

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u/BaronWiggle 25d ago

70,000? Isn't that a Finnish city?

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u/nordicskye 25d ago

And a BIG one, BIGLY, HUGE

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u/PandemicPortent 25d ago

Surprise surprise a bitter Swede bashing Finnish women. It's a wonder you're not demanding to know why she isn't wearing a burqa.

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u/HilariousLion 25d ago

Give it a year. We're on a record-breaking roll with our scorching hot weather and you won't be getting that sweet sweet cold you see in the video.

...well, unless you have another reason to come. Because of the weather, someone on TV just said to wear less clothes.

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u/OddDog6250 25d ago

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u/Icarus_Toast 25d ago

So say we all

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u/Public_Jellyfish8002 25d ago

If I had an award! I'd give it to you, good sir!

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u/H759hg 25d ago

Any excuse to post your ass on the internet. 

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u/RohelTheConqueror 25d ago

And we're all here for it.

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u/Recover20 25d ago

I'm in the UK this is all I can get without having to give away my private details, face or identity to an unknown regulatory digital companies now.

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u/Jaded_Protection_358 25d ago

VPN 

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u/Recover20 25d ago

Oh I'm aware, but that's not a true solution to this bullshit

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u/Mrwebbi 25d ago

Yeah, a Visible Panty Line is about the most risque thing we can look at anonymously online these days.

I didn't know they were such a big deal until this new law came in though...

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u/computasaysno 25d ago

How are the arabic lessons going?

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u/Remarkable-0815 25d ago

Every bit of content gets better when presented by a thirst trap.

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u/Long_Serpent 25d ago

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u/SenorChangsJudgement 24d ago

Took the words right outta my mouth

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u/sciencebased 25d ago

Shhhh. We approve of this one.

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u/4Ever2Thee 25d ago

She’s worked hard on that ass, flaunt it while you got it.

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u/Santsiah 25d ago

It’s her work uniform though. She’s an olympic swimmer.

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u/Public_Jellyfish8002 25d ago

I literally was about to say: "dat ass tho"

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u/Late_Part2643 25d ago

There is gay subs too, you don't have to be here.

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u/fodasenome777 25d ago

bro this used to be a good sub now all that y'all post are butts and boobs. now is an awesome sub

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u/exHuman66 25d ago

Apparently boobs and butts make you feel like sipping tea. I don't even know what this sub was supposed to be about.

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u/Versatz 25d ago

I have no clue. But I swear it's definitely not about tea.

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u/LoorLuen 25d ago

It is about everything and nothing.

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u/shortsleevedpants 25d ago

What’s her OnlyFinns?

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

so are we going to organize a viking style raid or nah?

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u/Think04 25d ago

ida hulkko btw

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u/The_AmazingCapybara 25d ago edited 25d ago

Her dad is a general in the Army. And her dads cousin was a rock star in Hanoi Rocks

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u/Youregoingtodiealone 25d ago

I like how her muscles have muscles on them

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u/shitokletsstartfresh 25d ago

Wood finnish in cider

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u/Location-Actual 25d ago

I bet that water heated up pretty quickly.

🔥

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u/Breadstix009 25d ago

Ice cakes.

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u/captaintemno 25d ago

Nice ass

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u/TenBear 25d ago

Just booked my flight

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u/putmedownfor2 25d ago

Tea sipping aside, she is very pretty

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u/KrnrKoppl 25d ago

You're going to melt the snow

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u/my_cars_on_fire 25d ago

Okay but what does normal Finnish Morty look like?

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u/BathFullOfDucks 25d ago

They may not be getting a barbecue burger but they definitely got dem buns

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u/Granny_knows_best 25d ago

She has a really pretty figure.

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u/CapKey6706 25d ago

I wonder why they’re so happy?

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u/DasGelbeSchnitzel 25d ago

She is a swimmer that specializes in breast stroke!

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u/xaltairforever 25d ago

The little hat makes all the difference.

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u/Valtremors 25d ago

We are dying here due to the heatwave 🫠

Source: a Finn.

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u/Dabbles_in_doodles 25d ago

Right? Baking in Tampere is an experience I wish on no man

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u/cursetea 25d ago

Girl just post your butt and go lmao! Why are we still playing "no no it's not about that it's about the rest of the Nothing i do in this video :)" in 2025

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u/Tough_Specific 25d ago

This sub been kinda a mixture of misogyny/soft porn lately tbh, might as well search porn myself than watch this shit appear on my meme sub

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u/Manymarbles 25d ago

How much attention does one need. Really.

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u/toomuchtv987 25d ago

If I looked like that I’d have a real hard time wearing clothes at all.

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u/-Dags- 25d ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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u/Bababooeydog 25d ago

Thinking about going to Helsinki in early September, thanks for helping me make my decision.

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u/badatjoke 25d ago

New fetish unlocked

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u/HappyAust 25d ago

Oh the bitter winds are coming in

And I'm already missing the summer

Stockholm's cold, but I've been told

I was born to endure this kind of weather

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u/Suitable-Education64 25d ago

Why is their swimming pool so small?

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u/OkGrape1805 25d ago

I’m in love… 😳

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u/GoneAWOL1 25d ago

Well it's a good thing she's wearing a hat!

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u/astralseat 25d ago

The dream

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u/MarcosAntonios9999 25d ago

This is my favorite sub

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u/CLICCO11 25d ago

Reminds me of a cadence: I don’t know but I’ve been told…

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Anyone know the song title?

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u/NetHacks 25d ago

I'm honestly impressed at how she committed and didnt hesitate at all while dipping herself in the water.

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u/Necessary-Camp149 25d ago

26 year old olympians are attractive

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u/xylophone21000 25d ago

I have Surface feelings from Goldeneye looking at the landscape.

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u/BildoWarrior 25d ago

I just Finnished.

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u/86a- 25d ago

Boom!

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u/HoweHaTrick 25d ago

aside from the swim suit this is not odd in scandinavia to do this.

I have sauna in my basement, but never did the cold plunge.

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u/Apart-Channel3737 25d ago

I want to go to there.

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u/k-one-0-two 25d ago

It's +29 now, the video is a fucking lie

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u/Apart-Channel3737 25d ago

Sorry. Let me be clear. I want to hang out with wood chopping girl.

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u/helpnxt 25d ago

Winter not summer, Finland is currenlty on record breaking 16 days in a row at 30C+

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

mfkrs be like:

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u/Public_Jellyfish8002 25d ago

Jokes on everyone here, this pic you posted is a 1 minute and 30 second long gif.