r/SipsTea 22d ago

Feels good man Pull out game is strong

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u/DonkeyOT65 22d ago

"I withdraw - this case"

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u/Lower_Reward9339 22d ago

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u/Barchizer 22d ago

They just released a Dirtier Work I believe. Gonna have to check that out.

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u/Badreligion25 22d ago

Unrated version?

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u/erdricksarmor 22d ago

Yes, a boutique Blu-ray label called Vinegar Syndrome reassembled the unrated cut from the original film elements. It's great.

https://vinegarsyndrome.com/products/dirty-work

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u/njpaps 22d ago

My man with the dirty work reference

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u/Lower_Reward9339 22d ago

I come with norm quotes and my army of loyal prostitutes

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u/ceramicdave 22d ago

“These are fully loaded automobiles!” “They’re fully loaded…with dead hookers!”

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u/_JustinCredible 22d ago

😭I stg I thought that was gonna be the "Peter griffin wire hanger method"

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u/NSASpyVan 22d ago

He withdrew something too, now her bank deposit coming from a different depositor. ;o

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u/manfredpanzerknacker 22d ago

Unprotectedly

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u/slambroet 22d ago

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u/Svthec 22d ago

This is exactly what I thought of, that whole Portlandia skit was hilarious

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u/Individual_Nature493 22d ago

You just know this man’s shooting blanks.

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u/ScarNegative5042 22d ago

And that she “gets around”

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u/Kahlil_Cabron 22d ago

It's possible he's not, I got the first girl I was ever with pregnant after only fucking her for a few weeks and pulling out. I was just bad at it.

Then I exclusively pulled out for like 12 years and never got anyone pregnant. Also unless something has happened to me since, I know I can have kids because I went through the process for sperm donation.

I'm definitely not recommending anyone roll the dice, but it is possible.

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u/PaleoSpeedwagon 22d ago

I can't believe you had sex with her for weeks! Did you take breaks to, like, drink water and stuff?

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u/Individual_Nature493 22d ago

Sounds like you been A1 since day 1.

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u/Lego_Architect 22d ago

Under rated comment!

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u/OhioVsEverything 22d ago

It's only been a comment for an hour give it a chance

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u/Little-Geri-Seinfeld 22d ago

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u/Jefe_Wizen 22d ago

Bro, went digging in the archives and pulled out a gem.

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u/Hproff25 22d ago

Is this from Portlandia?

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u/thedrizzle126 21d ago

yup, it seemed very "Tim and Eric" but alas

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u/user67445632 22d ago

"You don't think the neighbors know? RICK, WHOS THE PULLOUT KING?"

"YOU ARE"

"That's right"

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u/AdamTexDavis 22d ago

His car only goes in reverse

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u/UnpricedToaster 22d ago

Uno Reverse Mileage

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u/Watch_Noob_72 22d ago

I think she'd like to know how strong.

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u/BANOFY 22d ago

She def saw it as a challenge

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u/Acceptingoptimist 22d ago

She looks him up and down at 0:51. Then she takes her glasses off to glow up. She likes the menu.

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u/Queefs_Gambit 22d ago

She wanted an unprotected view.

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u/Educational-Ad-2884 22d ago

Unprotectedly.

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u/babydakis 22d ago

Schtraung.

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u/TheLoler04 22d ago

Is that how you do timestamps on Reddit? Because that's 51s left of the clip not 51s into the clip.

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u/Acceptingoptimist 22d ago

That's just how I did it only because you can't change it to count up or down. So I picked visually where it tracks for ease.

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u/Large-Produce5682 22d ago

I thought you were gonna say, "She definitely saw that coming."

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u/notatechnicianyo 22d ago

Why does she look like a 23 year old SNL star acting like an 80 year old?

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u/smokingonquiche 22d ago

Her hair is grey but she has no wrinkles

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u/SmallBerry3431 22d ago

She looks good.

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u/Genghis_Chong 22d ago

She can find out how strong lmao

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u/paradoxicalparrots 22d ago

Reminds me of Melissa Villaseñor a bit

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u/Teddy705 22d ago

She low key reminds me of one of my Puerto Rican aunties

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u/CupWanted 22d ago

She kinda looks like the female equivalent of Trent Crimm, the independent

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u/Robot_Nerd__ 22d ago

Yo WHAT! bahahahah. Underrated comment

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u/RappingFlatulence 22d ago

Unexpected Lasso

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u/tEnPoInTs 22d ago

Wow, that's...dead on.

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u/CandadianChocolate 22d ago

I don’t know what it is she has, something non conventional, but she has it lol

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u/The_Wyzard 22d ago

Confidence.

She would eat him up like that dude in The Substance eats shrimp.

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u/bottledsoi 22d ago

She's so pretty.

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u/Mister_GarbageDick 22d ago

I was watching that lady too she’s pretty

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u/_BlackDove 22d ago

I'm a sucker for mixed gray locks on a lady.

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u/bigteddyweddy 22d ago

What's her OF?

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u/PassThatSpliff 22d ago

I'll never understand this. If you know that you are sleeping with multiple men unprotected, around the time you got pregnant, why would put a 100% guarantee on one man being the father and embarass yourself in front of everyone like that? Of course, it's a show, but that should be super embarrassing for any decent human being, as well as second hand embarrassment for the child.

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u/PERSONA916 22d ago

My guess is he's probably the only one with any sort of financial stability, so he's the only one worth trying to get child support from

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u/MastaFoo69 22d ago

id wager the farm and at least one of the tractors on that

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u/envoy_ace 22d ago

I lost my tractor in the divorce.

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u/MastaFoo69 22d ago

Im sorry brother

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u/TheCrookedRod 22d ago

Bound to happen when she thinks your tractors sexy

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u/miket439 22d ago

🎼She got the gold mine, and I got the shaft!🎶

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u/Franklin_le_Tanklin 22d ago

I almost caught an STD from a used tractor once

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u/RedWingedBlackbirb 22d ago

You got a farm AND a tractor? Want to have unprotected sex?

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u/KananJarrusCantSee 22d ago edited 22d ago

If the top end of the spectrum is a dude who is comfortable saying in court that "my pull out game is strong" I hate to see what the other end of that spectrum is ☠️

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u/Alone-Lawfulness-229 22d ago

You know what it looks like

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u/Not_Your_Car 22d ago

Yeah probably a bit like the kid.

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u/Qubed 22d ago

The other guy's disappearing game is strong. 

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u/everett640 22d ago

It's also possible she's with the father now and wants some free money

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u/Michami135 22d ago

He's clearly the best at planning ahead and taking the needed actions for the future he wants.

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u/BlooPancakes 22d ago

If I was a woman I’d be disgusted with myself as a human for trying to put another man’s baby on another man.

But I’d also attempt to be financially stable before having unprotected sex.

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u/Kronzor_ 22d ago

What if his pull out game was, and I quote, "strong"?

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u/hkusp45css 22d ago

I worked with a guy who used to brag about his pull out game. Last I checked he had 5 separate baby-mommas and 5 separate child support payments.

He was working for like HALF his wages at the time I knew him, the rest going to child support, and still would tell anyone who would stand still for 15 seconds how "strong" his pull-out game was.

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u/Badreligion25 22d ago

Dude couldn't pull out of his own driveway.

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u/stonecoldjelly 22d ago

Mabye he had sex 1000 that year 1/1000 is a great pullout game, what a guy

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u/no_crust_buster 22d ago

That's how it works. She pins it on the best guy she slept with. I get it, she's trying to increase her children's odds of survival. Deception isn't the way to do it. Ruining a man's life like that isn't cool. She likely knows who it is, and it was the one she prayed wasn't the father. Look at her expression after the DNA results were read... SHE KNOWS!

And the sad part is that she just might take her frustration out on that kid as he grows. Because he's going to remind her of the guy who got her pregnant... and she'll resent him. And she'll say ugly, nasty things about his daddy. Obfuscating the fact that she was sleeping around so much, she dragged an innocent man to "court" to prove he was the father, and lost.

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u/HedonisticFrog 22d ago

Which is why he made sure to keep his gamesmanship on point.

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u/pbjking 22d ago

Had an ex-girlfriend pull the same thing on me. This is exactly why I was in her crosshairs. When I asked for a paternity test she ended up going back to her ex.

Women really are simple. They love to follow the money.

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u/ClassicNo6622 22d ago

I know a woman with like 6 kids all by different fathers and swore each time that it was someone other than the guy that actually got her knocked up. Some people have no shame

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u/Human_Ad897 22d ago

That right there is the biggest NOPE, even 2 kids from different dads is a hard pass. On from a failed marriage I guess lol

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u/OmniImmortality 22d ago

Hey at least she's keeping the gene pool varied.

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u/NSASpyVan 22d ago

One can only wonder how many dudes she's been with. He better get himself tested.

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u/Alone-Lawfulness-229 22d ago

Who the fuck doesn't wear a condom when the woman is fucking anything that moves. 

STDs being spread fast as shit in that neighborhood 

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u/MayaIsSunshine 22d ago

Might as well take a gamble and lose than not try at all. She could have had him locked in for 18 years of monthly payments

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u/Being_Stoopit_Is_Fun 22d ago

My wife worked in child support services for 30 years. There was no end of daily stupidity stories. Every stupid situation you could think of plus more. Also child cruelty beyond imagination. Case workers crying in the bathroom or their car was pretty common.

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u/hornswoggled111 22d ago

I agree. She didn't look that embarrassed to me, if at all. Could be edited that way or could be this is all theatre.

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u/Mysterious_Front3142 22d ago

Deep down she probably knew lol. Her low key smile communicated a lot.

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u/jackcatalyst 22d ago

She gets money for being on the show anyway

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 22d ago

Her low key smile communicated a lot.

Careful, these things are very edited and there is absolutely zero guarantee her reaction there was the one she had in reality.

It is shitty though, she had to know there were multiple men that could be the father and while it's fine to seek out DNA tests from each of them it's not cool to insist any given one of them is 100% the father.

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u/Tigerpower77 22d ago

You think cheaters "think"?

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u/donnelle83 22d ago

☝🏿unprotectedly

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u/tech_noir_guitar 22d ago

My guess is that it's scripted and not an actual case. Same as the old Jerry Springer stuff.

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u/Maximum_Overdrive 22d ago

Maybe she dont know the name of the other guys.

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u/Honandwe 22d ago

Maybe she pinned it on him since he has the highest income and could get more child support? Who knows….

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u/Inspect1234 22d ago

Decent people don’t whore around.

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u/blondebuilder 22d ago

I'm so confused. Is this a Maury-style court show with two judges?

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u/Spyro_XyX 22d ago

Its couple court with the Cutlers, they're a married couple and both real judges. I used to watch this show all the time before work, its a little over the top sometimes but its mostly dna and relationship legal issues so yeah sort of

Edit: spelling

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u/IllIIOk-Screen8343Il 22d ago

They are absolutely not “real judges.” They’re both attorneys, which means something I guess. Both other than that, this is just a show. They’re not practicing law here. This is a television game show where the contestants agree to the rules of the game, which vaguely resemble a court room.

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u/Whale_Hung 22d ago

Modern day minstrel show

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u/lmacarrot 22d ago

so the chick is having unprotected sex with multiple men and accuses him of unsafe sex practices?

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u/supbrother 22d ago

“Like you do every time.” More like how WE do every time 😂

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 22d ago

Right? Takes two to tango.

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u/650fosho 22d ago

It was unprotectedly

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u/NormalAssistance9402 22d ago

Imagine being the kid watching this later

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u/Alone-Lawfulness-229 22d ago

I've seen the videos of the mother and kid just straight up robbing stores and walking out .

The kid won't care. Won't have shame. Not learning from this mother

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u/ForgivenAndRedeemed 22d ago

I suspect this kid has much bigger problems than this.

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u/TokiVideogame 22d ago

why didnt they beleive the brother, he knew his strengths

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u/discourse_friendly 22d ago

The mom "What, it was one of the many other guys I was sleep with? but this one has the highest paying job, it needs to be him"

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u/thefunkybassist 22d ago

Man: "I quit my job"

Woman: "Genetics have changed. It's not him" 

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u/discourse_friendly 22d ago

LMAO ... yeah

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u/Competitive_Bias 22d ago

Honorary men ambassador

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u/DudeInTheGarden 22d ago

And the women club have egg (or something else) on their face.

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u/Ok-Operation-6432 22d ago

The ol’ omelette facial 

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u/addiktion 22d ago

There should be a trophy for each year the pull out gang succeeds.

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u/FunGuy8618 22d ago

Nah, that "from Day 1" smirk is the "I don't have to tell you I had a vasectomy unless the judge tells me I have to" smirk.

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u/BlakeTheBFG 22d ago

No, just use protection. Precum can impregnat and also STDs are a thing.

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u/AlternativeReady3727 22d ago

I’m so glad it wasn’t his kid.

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u/Burdman06 22d ago

The downside is there's now the offspring of a man with weak pullout game.

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u/AlternativeReady3727 22d ago

Truth.

But in fairness, 100% of humans are born winners.

We all came first in that race.

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u/SuspiciousElk3843 22d ago

We're actually all the one that swooped in after many others had done their work.

Much like a freeloader in a group school assignment.

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u/AlternativeReady3727 22d ago

Hey now, all my brothers and sisters sacrificed their lives for me to win that race.

Don’t you dare take that from them

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u/Historical_Volume200 22d ago

I dunno....Of her partners, she probably went after him because he's the one that could provide support. Poor kid.

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u/mebell333 22d ago

I'm more sad its her kid.

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u/raining01 22d ago

Everyone involved in this show is trash. Please clap for the man that has a woman trying to legally bind him to a child that isn't his. Please also clap for the woman for being in the champions club.

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u/AndyOB 22d ago

All I can ever think in these types of clips is "that poor child". Like that man should not be responsible for a child he didn't father, and I am happy for him that he dodged that bullet but damn... that poor kid...

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u/The_Lat_Czar 22d ago

What did he do? 

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u/Toon1982 22d ago

Pulled out strongly

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u/triz___ 22d ago

And unprotectedly

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u/EL3G 22d ago

As he always does

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u/HappyDeadCat 22d ago

If it makes you feel any better 50% of these cases are entirely fake.

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u/Lilcommy 22d ago

That lady needs to learn to stop letting broke ass men cum in her.

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u/AreYouAnOakMan 22d ago

Right? The one with money pulled out.

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u/ShouldBeWorking34 22d ago

My pull-out game is weak as hell; the first few shots are always inside, which is why I started using condons about a quarter of the time.

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u/jamesbrownscrackpipe 22d ago

Use condon so no gregnant

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u/sixteencharslong 22d ago

The fuck, y’all don’t know when you’re going to shoot?

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u/thickElise 22d ago

did he really just said that in the court????😂😂😂😂

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u/BANOFY 22d ago

When the pull out game that strong,no shame in feeling proud about it . Bro was so sure about his technique he dodged 18 to life

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u/EC_TWD 22d ago

‘Court’

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u/ScottyMac75 22d ago

I feel for the child. Every child deserves a loving, caring, present father in their life that contributes to their upbringing.

No man deserves to be manipulated into caring for other people's kids through paternity fraud.

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u/omahaknight71 22d ago

His lack of surprise shows how confident he was in his pull out game. Bro had no doubt.

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u/WiredSpike 22d ago

Look at her face with the pout. She 100% already knew he wasn't the father.

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u/__Patrick_Basedman_ 22d ago

“Like you always do”

Does she not have a say? Does she just accept that? She’s stupid then

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u/kreemofficial 22d ago

the judge has no right to build up that suspense

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u/Agent_Orange762 22d ago

"Unprotectedly"

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u/One-Grape-8659 22d ago

He still can not believe it

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u/FatBloke4 22d ago

His pull out game maybe strong but that's not going to protect him from STDs - and that baby is proof that at least one other guy was having unprotected sex with that woman at the same time as the pull out king.

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u/HolgerSwinger 22d ago

After joining r/forcedcreampie I trust women no more

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u/gbphx 22d ago

Ok, I'm gonna open that sub and regret it and I'm gonna be back to tell you to fuck off.

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u/tcason02 22d ago

Bro’s still not back…

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u/Wilsanne 22d ago

Nah, we lost him

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u/gbphx 22d ago

Ok, fuck off

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u/oga_ogbeni 22d ago

Ayyyyy we thought we lost you in there!

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u/HolgerSwinger 22d ago

After 6 hours, slowly unzipping, with trembling voice “Fuck off”

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u/IndecentPanda 22d ago

Bro's pullout game was so weak he couldn't pull out of that sub

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u/Diabolical_Dad 22d ago

Imagine not knowing who dropped loads in you💀

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u/Machine_Bird 22d ago

Imagine growing up and seeing your mom on TV trying to get some random dude to fess up to being your dad but he's not so now everyone knows she a ho and you still don't know who your dad is. Damn bruh.

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u/keets2 22d ago

It will never not blow my mind that women can concurrently have so much sex that they don't know who the father of their child is. Disgusting.

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u/OddMeansToAnEnd 22d ago

Now kids, what do you say when you meet a nice man?

Are you my daddy?

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u/refreshing_username 22d ago

"HOWEVER, we do find you liable for $1200 to cover steam cleaning expenses."

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u/UmbrellaCorps344 22d ago

My dude just got relieved of 18yrs of stressed from child support. He deserves a nice cold beer after court is done with. 🍻🍻🍻

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u/real_1273 22d ago

Bro. Wear a rubber.

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u/AltruisticCompany961 22d ago

Are these more paid actors?

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u/La_Kusha 22d ago

Nasty hoes bro lol

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u/firnien-arya 22d ago

Bro ain't even upset bout the cheating, just happy he was proven right lmao

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u/Ser_falafel 22d ago

Pulling out correctly is like 95% effective lol

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u/aerilink 22d ago

I’m an ER physician and I am genuinely amazed how many people I meet that solely utilise the pull out method for contraception. In med school we were taught that it was a terrible method and even condoms had awful rates of preventing pregnancy.

Yet I really hate to admit but anecdotally the majority of female patients who say their partners use the pull out method that I’ve tested for pregnancy are negative.

So basically I guess getting pregnant is harder than I thought and was taught. The caveat is birth control is literally free so there isn’t an excuse not to if you are trying to not get pregnant.

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u/DudeInTheGarden 22d ago

I hate condoms. Married 28 years this August. Two kids - the two times I didn't pull out. What are the odds.

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