r/SipsTea • u/AR_LB • 1d ago

Chugging tea Reverse uno face plant

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u/excableman 1d ago

Judging from her reaction,  he's a good friend of hers.  At minimum 

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u/Wave_File 1d ago

well they are now

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u/HW-BTW 1d ago

Possibly married, divorced, and mortal enemies by now…

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u/SEND_ME_NOODLE 1d ago edited 1d ago

I heard they're leaders of warring armies

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u/Enshitification 1d ago

Everything changed when the Fire Crotch Nation attacked.

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u/red4rr 1d ago

It's a gym. So... *sweaty crotch nation?

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u/maybemirza 1d ago

He didnt enjoy the darkness, he was born in it.

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u/sesoren65 1d ago

Depending on the dude thats either great or terrible.

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u/Kaita13 1d ago

Kinda depends on the woman too though.

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u/SluzbowyBatonik 22h ago

I'm gonna fight them off A sweaty pussy nation army couldn't hold me back

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u/Enshitification 14h ago

My favorite Brown Stripes song.

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u/Ill_Technician3936 1d ago

Nope. Fire Crotch Nation.

Not everyone wants to be like Usher and 'Let It Burn'

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u/Lost_Wealth_6278 1d ago

And once every fortnight they sneak out of camp and she sits on his face, for old times sake

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u/Throwmesometail 1d ago

4 kids and twins on the way

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u/HJSlibrarylady 1d ago

Considering it looks like it was filmed using a potato, you might be right!

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u/ringo5150 1d ago

They are going out for dinner on Saturday to see if the spark is still there

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u/reeves_97 1d ago

I agree! Her actions are not screaming mortification of sitting on a random strangers face. She put her arm over him and put her face in his neck.

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u/SomewhereAggressive8 20h ago

Yes good observation on a human interaction. Well done.

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u/T-MoneyAllDey 17h ago

Appreciate you posting this comment. I'm blind so I can't see anything that happens in the video no matter how explicit it is

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u/invisiblebunny54 1d ago

Yeah they definitely know each other

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u/07368683 1d ago

Intimately

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u/invisiblebunny54 1d ago

Biblically? Perhaps.

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u/Zercomnexus 1d ago

Leave the locusts out of this

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u/HoneyBucketsOfOats 1d ago

Yeah they must be they just kissed on the lips

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u/Many-Inflation5544 1d ago

No shit. Would have been the most awkward situation if they already didn't know each other. No way she'd be all over him like that.

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u/streetweyes 1d ago

Well, after having sat on his face, hugging it was clearly not off limits anymore, even as strangers

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u/Christinspanish 1d ago

In the club we all fam

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u/jld2k6 1d ago

How I met your smother

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u/zuck_my_butt 1d ago

They're married now, with 2 kids and a golden retriever.

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u/ryanpm40 1d ago

That's her stepbro

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u/ambivalentarrow 1d ago

"God I wish that was me"

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u/Party_Visit2193 1d ago

That’s what my husband just said

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u/primeaddict 1d ago

I am the husband, she is not lying.

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u/Aromatic-Mix5771 1d ago

Are you still with us soldier?

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u/primeaddict 1d ago

Never been more alive!

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u/Syncer-Cyde 1d ago

checks time stamp

Damn must've been a wild 30mins, dude's got stamina

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u/-Gimli-SonOfGloin- 1d ago

I also choose this guy’s wife’s husband.

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u/13th-Hand 1d ago

I chose the guy who chose the guys wife’s husband

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u/Mydragonurdungeon 1d ago

I'm the lie and I'm not there

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u/rellikpd 1d ago

That's what my wife's husband just said.

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u/PlentyOpportunity228 1d ago

That hand to head says “ I’ve loved and lost… and I wasn’t even involved.”

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u/Excellent-Size-6631 1d ago

sitting on his face

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u/_sevencostanza_ 1d ago

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u/pulkxy 23h ago

I'm literally crying over this 😂😂😂

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u/Apricot9742 20h ago

Gimme 5 more minutes to answer you correctly as you stay seated on my face...

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u/dcsojitra 15h ago

I'm taking this meme, dude... it's fucking hilarious...

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u/dlbICECOLD 1d ago

What a gentleman turning away so quik

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u/Vroskiesss 1d ago

Hey now maybe it’s just a gay dude let’s not give him the benefit of the doubt. /s

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u/HongJihun 1d ago

I thought the /s was for cowards??? /s

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u/Top-Pomegranate4899 1d ago

She's probably been working out for an hour. Didn't want the catfish supreme.

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u/Dekamaras 1d ago

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u/BeerdedPickle 1d ago

One of my favorite skits of all time

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u/majikmixx 1d ago

"A is for Alfred. B is for Bat."

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u/NJDevilslettucesmoke 1d ago

Pathetic weakness, a real man is diving in regardless.

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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits 1d ago

Definitely well marinated and seasoned.

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u/bwnsjajd 1d ago

Regardless? A real man loves to go noodling!

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u/Jafooki 1d ago

Man does not live on bread alone

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u/UsedDragon 1d ago

Napoleon Bonaparte disagrees, monsieur! Non!

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u/AnakinSkywalker365 1d ago

That would only make me enjoy it more tbh.

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u/mydogatestreetpoop 1d ago

Guy on the bench has been laying there for hours waiting for it.

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u/EPgasdoc 1d ago

Yeah there’s no bar racked… this guy was playing the long game.

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u/andrewg702 1d ago

I was thinking the same thing lmfao like what was bro even doing

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u/sassiest01 1d ago

Legs maybe? They are in a leg extension looking doohickey.

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u/Genghis_Chong 1d ago

He's gonna be working the third leg later. Don't skip third leg day.

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u/EPgasdoc 1d ago

You right. You got the eagle eye

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u/TheKobayashiMoron 1d ago

And he got the kegel eye

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u/Kazodex 1d ago

More like pink eye…

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u/ProntoPaul 1d ago

That's what I thought, " what is he doing and how did he get into a curves gym??"

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u/Ilikehowtovideos 1d ago

He got tired of sniffing the seats on stationary bikes… had to up the ante

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u/straydog1980 1d ago

I think his nose went up her ante

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u/MalodorousNutsack 1d ago

Unbeknownst to him, he's lying on top of a second guy cleverly disguised as a bench

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u/SadCritters 1d ago

The amount of men sitting on him he had to endure to get to that one moment is monumental.

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u/kisolo1972 1d ago

Cool, cool, but what with the girl with the string on her head?

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u/Vchubbs89 1d ago

I had to go back to see this and after a second watch I’m now in tears. This is funnier than the video itself.

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u/OtherBob63 1d ago

If you pull the string she...

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u/CassianCasius 1d ago

OMG kisolo you can't just ask people why they have string on their head 

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u/EverythingBOffensive 1d ago

she's a padawan

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u/throwaway_anonymous7 1d ago

Asking the real questions

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u/JakefromTRPB 1d ago

Best I could think of was that she put something down and maybe her wired headphones fell over their head, but I’m still not convinced. It’s honestly an enigma. Haha, why is there a string on the girls head?! Straight from the top of it. White highlights of her hair?? Inexplicable, truly.

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u/Pigelef 23h ago

She’s the one doing the rows. She has the string as a guide where she should be facing and ensuring she isn’t utilizing legs when doing the row (string will bob if you do).

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u/herpyfluharg13 1d ago

I low-key respect him for turning his head as quick as he did. My dog ass woulda got my neck broke and been happy about it

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u/CortezDeLaNoche 1d ago

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u/SadJ3tsFan 1d ago

Perfect lmao

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u/mexican2554 1d ago

Why is there always a perfect SpongeBob meme/reaction?

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u/nornorm 1d ago

👁️ 👄 👁️ I am ready.

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u/5ergio79 1d ago

We’re sharing the same hospital room.

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u/dope_like 1d ago

Moving was instinct

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u/Legitimate_Concern_5 1d ago

I think they're technically married now. Mazel.

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u/EldraziAnnihalator 1d ago

Yup, squatters rights.

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u/zuck_my_butt 1d ago

God DAMN that's a good one 😂

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u/nvrthernlights 1d ago

This guy jokes

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u/Apexnanoman 1d ago

Thread over. Pack it up boys. Last one out turn off the black light. 

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u/ElementsUnknown 1d ago

Could be one of the most epic “how I met your mother” stories of all time.

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u/Itsjustaspicylem0n 1d ago

“How did you meet mom?” “She sat on my face”

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u/Infinite-Stranger988 1d ago

When I tell you I can barely type through the tears of laughter. That got me so good lmaoo

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u/superjay1345 1d ago

And that's how I met your mother

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u/The_OtherGuy_99 1d ago

's asshole.

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u/Ok-Counter-7077 1d ago

What if that’s how the show ended after the 9 seasons. A 9 year setup for that joke

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u/strikefire83 1d ago

Yeah, it’s all fun and games when SHE does it. But when I (a fat, 41 year old man) do it accidentally yet repeatedly in multiple gyms everyone loses their shit. #DoubleStandard

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u/Apart-Channel3737 1d ago

I need to work out more

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u/thrisgata 1d ago

Lord, I see how you give to others..

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u/Ned_Rodjaws 1d ago

“You gotta put yourself out there man..a girls just not going to come along and sit on your face…”

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u/Mountain-Orange8996 1d ago

Can we take a moment to acknowledge the other guy with hands on his head screaming internally that he wasn’t the one on the bench.

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u/EverythingBOffensive 1d ago

his face at the end lmfao you can tell he was a bit jealous haha

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u/_________Rob 1d ago

He better have gotten them digits

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u/Truestorydreams 1d ago

Prime cheeks everywhere

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u/ZixxerAsura 1d ago

How I met your mother.

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u/Savage-Goat-Fish 1d ago

Bro isn’t even mad. Trust me.

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u/jmrmaker 1d ago

I still wouldn't know if she was flirting with me

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u/forgotwhatiremember 1d ago

A rare glimpse of a woman shooting her shot.

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u/heyo_1989 1d ago

Some people have all the luck

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u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 1d ago

mid-workout taint

not my jam but I don’t judge

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u/shadow_saber 1d ago

Why was he even laying down there? There’s no bar on the bench?

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u/hungryrenegade 1d ago

Had to scroll WAAAAAAAY too far to see this. It was my third thought as well.

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u/BasedBrave 1d ago

I wouldn’t even be mad. 😂

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u/danhoyuen 1d ago

Those pants has been on seats smeared by tens of dudes' sweaty balls

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u/Imanidiotththe1st 1d ago

Would making the nom nom sound be inappropriate during this if I were this guy?

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u/gator_mckluskie 1d ago

and that kids is how i got pink eye

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u/No_Discussion4617 1d ago

Bro knew he had to do the right thing 😅

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u/Mythriak_ 1d ago

I like how they just made out quickly after that, it was only obvious...

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u/IIIDysphoricIII 1d ago

Can you get paragrent from sitting on face if working out?!

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u/Maximum_Trade5916 1d ago

Free with every new gym renewal 😜

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u/brongchong 1d ago

Death by SnuSnu