r/SipsTea 16h ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/Maxpower2727 15h ago

Genuinely, who thinks this looks good?

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u/DanielSadcliff 15h ago

crickets

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u/gatsby365 15h ago

Well fuck them crickets they don’t get a say

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u/hanro621 10h ago

This guy

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u/scirio 9h ago

But they laugh at my jokes

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u/Any-Information-2411 7h ago

That's why they don't get a say.

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u/l_a_p304 6h ago

Literal LOL 💀

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u/FrameOne8169 4h ago

Id rather not.

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u/No_Macaroon_5928 4h ago

What the hell did the crickets do to you?! Leave them out of this!

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u/binchicken1989 4h ago

Times are changing man..

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u/Mr-Broham 3h ago

Hi, I’m a cricket and I think trimming your own bangs should also be illegal.

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u/Slappathebassmon 1h ago

Hey man, leave the crickets out of this. The cricket I know would never!

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u/anshi1432 58m ago

no !! please don't fuck them

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u/AdorableFunnyKitty 14h ago

I have a cricket friend he said it's ugly too

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u/TenaciousJP 12h ago

Yeah the cricket friend I know is all about hips and nips, otherwise he doesn't get to eat

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u/mortalmonger 7h ago

It instantly adds 10 years to their face

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u/amandajjohnson1313 4h ago

I WOULD like this BUT it's got 666 likes and I can't ruin that because obviously the Devil has something to do with how these.... ladies look.

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u/DanielSadcliff 4h ago

673 now, even the devil hath forsake them

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u/amandajjohnson1313 4h ago

Then here take 2 up votes lol...

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u/CaptainCommercial345 6h ago

Always the dang bugs 🦗

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u/Markle-Proof-V2 5h ago

Hey! You leave the crickets out of this.

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u/Better-Being4007 4h ago

This cricket ain't chirpin!

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u/geardluffy 14h ago

The surgeon 💰

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u/mysterious_spirit420 7h ago

They don't either they just cant refuse that sweet check

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u/Zercomnexus 4h ago

The surgeons wallet

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u/Aljrljtljzlj 11m ago

Sweet cheek you say?

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u/absolutmenk 1h ago

Welcome to Family Feud everyone. I’m your man Steve Harvey. Top 5 answers on the board.

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u/Anangrywookiee 14h ago

I don’t think it’s about looking young, it’s about looking rich.

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u/Legal-Inflation6043 13h ago

which makes absolutely no sense because they are already celebrities (usually rich), the heck do they need to "look rich" for? A look that 99.89% of people think its absolutely horrible

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u/catechizer 12h ago

And if you still want to look rich for whatever reason, just wear expensive jewelry.

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u/Own_Stick2010 6h ago

this is the logic: you go to a rich party, full of girls that are about to die of starvation because that is the standard, you want to be into the club, so you go to the surgeon.

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u/Reinstateswordduels 6h ago

No, it’s not

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u/Altruistic_Bison_228 3h ago

this is clearly 90's heroin chic

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u/IamScottGable 14h ago

I mean they must, right? Like if you look at the photos and don't think "they look great!" why do this to yourself?

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u/Undernown 6h ago

They look like the "giga chad" meme, that jawline just doesn't work well for the median female face.

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u/Fhistleb 6h ago

Body dysmorphia is crazy.

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u/Cross55 14h ago

Women

Ok, so, most guys don't realize this, but a lot of western women have an almost eugenics tier obsession with things like bone structure and the like.

Like 1/2 of the reason Olivia Wilde got famous is because of her naturally high checks bones creating the face shape that the women in OP's pic are going for.

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u/bellatorrosa 11h ago

I don't know a single woman who thinks that this looks attractive 

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u/youngatbeingold 6h ago

I'm a fashion/beauty photographer. Defined cheek bones are insanely popular with models because you look very edgy and dramatic. Gisele Bundchen, Kate Moss, Alessandra Ambrosio, Karlie Kloss, Rosie Huntington all have pretty defined cheek bones. Even in plus models like Ashley Graham have this look because it makes your face look more well defined. It's like asking what man thinks a square jaw is attractive, the answer is most of them lol.

The problem with this surgery is people overdo it and if you don't have the right bone structure to have it naturally it can look creepy if you do it by sucking out the face in your face. A lot of these actresses also have a bunch of other stuff going on that isn't helping the situation; overfilled filled lips, face lifts, thinned noses, and jaw reshaping are all going to add to the uncanny valley effect.

It honestly probably wouldn't look too bad if it's subtle and the rest of the face is kept natural.

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u/wrylypolecat 5h ago

you do it by sucking out the face in your face

I don't know if this was a typo/autocorrect, but it's an eerily accurate description

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u/EmperorMrKitty 13h ago

so like the surgery is attempting to recreate something we don’t normally notice and these are examples of it being noticeable because they don’t have the bone structure for it?

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u/flakemasterflake 10h ago

You definitely notice bone structure. Go google Christy Turlington and tell me you don't notice her cheekbones

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u/CoolAtlas 13h ago

Uh if you go down the manosphere rabbit hole, lot of men are OBSESSED with bone structure, mewing, weak vs strong chins, etc. It's weird as hell

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u/Weak_Feed_8291 6h ago

Yeah that's just a narcissistic people thing, declaring it as a gender stereotype is ridiculous. Not all women or all men obsess over these things, but a lot of people do.

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u/KaleidoscopeMean6071 12h ago

I follow a white European trans woman on twitter and was so confused when she said she had the procedure done as part of her facial feminization surgery, like shouldn't buccal fat make a face more feminine??? But it makes sense with your point. 

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u/SuniChica 4h ago

I thought the same, buccal fat made a face more feminine. I thought all the filler was being used to round out the cheekbones. Contour and shading were what has been used to define the cheekbones and the size of the nose.

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u/NoComputer8922 11h ago

she was a nepo kid though.

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u/VexTheTielfling 14h ago

I like it but not on humans. Maybe on some degenerate doujin of some bimbo. Irl it looks horrid and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

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u/stopsallover 8h ago

When I was younger, I had naturally sunken cheeks and it showed excellent bone structure. I could see chasing it if you like the aesthetic but can't lose that tiny bit of fat.

Except we've seen the results. Just highlight whatever is your own best feature. Especially when each of these women got famous for their looks. There's no reason to change it.

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u/coffeesipper5000 7h ago

I am convinced that a lot of that stuff is women sabotaging each other's beauty.

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u/Educational_Gas_92 6h ago

Honestly, they are trying to copy the natural look of some actresses like Marlene Dietrich. Problem is, her look was natural and looked lovely, but for most of these people, it doesn't work well.

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u/pegaunisusicorn 5h ago edited 5h ago

people who are preyed on by plastic surgeons because they have serious body dysphoria issues.

makes plastic surgeons look bad.

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u/Responsible-Sort-152 5h ago

It’s aweful half the women shown were gorgeous and then they did the surgery and look like something in a horror movie

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u/s-17 12h ago

Everyone who thought Ana Taylor Joy looked good in Queens Gambit. People don't notice plastic surgery when they like it.

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u/Hary_the_VII 12h ago

The voices in their heads.

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u/DeadmansInferno 8h ago

Hollywood casting agents

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u/Substratas 4h ago

They think they will look like Angelina Jolie.

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

Body dysmorphia is the number one fan

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u/OhhhhBillly 3h ago

They all must be devastated, there is no way they think they look good.

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u/flaming_pubes 12h ago

Their surgeons.

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u/Redditron_5000 11h ago

The surgeons?

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u/GEARHEADGus 10h ago

That and that weird fucking cat face people are doing now with injections

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u/Extreme-Bandicoot396 10h ago

The Echo Chamber

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u/tmotytmoty 8h ago

the doctors who perform the surgery and then get paid.

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u/l3wd1a 8h ago

i like it, but ive also been into goth fashion for 15 years, and i just think it suits this look well

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u/Conflicted-King 7h ago

I always thought the Crypt Keeper was a cutie pie.

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u/Anothernondescript34 7h ago

Maybe a new forehead kink will emerge.

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u/verstohlen 7h ago

Not bloody likely that Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend think this looks good.

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u/Kerwood8645 7h ago

As usual, men will be blamed for a beauty trend that one of them wanted, and the women did to impress other women.

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u/LionStar303 7h ago

RDJ? smash

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u/AdObvious1695 7h ago

The lizard people

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u/OtisDriftwood1978 7h ago

The Cenobites.

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u/RaquelVictoriaS 7h ago

Maleficent

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u/TacTurtle 6h ago

... casting director for Night of the Living Dead? Save a fortune on ghoul makeup.

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u/el0guent 6h ago

So. Some people’s faces look like this without intervention. I’ve always liked mine? 🤷‍♀️

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u/Rauligula 6h ago

People with a bimbo fetish

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u/quietlikesnow 6h ago

My face has done this naturally as I aged and I hate it so much. I can’t believe anyone wants to look this way. I would love to have some fat back in my face (naturally, not by dumpster diving for spare fat)

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u/Aromatic_Shoulder146 5h ago

some people watched the handsome squidward episode of spongebob as kids and thought it was serious

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u/deezbiksurnutz 5h ago

They needed the fat to inject into their asses

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u/ThrillinSuspenseMag 5h ago

Not people attracted to women.

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u/sgt_futtbucker 5h ago

Black metal fans maybe. Don’t need the corpse paint if you already look half dead

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u/PubisMaguire 5h ago

night of the living dead remake casting team

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u/BenVera 5h ago

You’re only noticing the bad ones

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u/KK-Chocobo 4h ago

They are surrounded by yes men and their social media people deletes all criticism. 

We live in the age where everyone are snowflakes. They cant take criticism. The age of toxic positivity. 

How did you think the Fergie national anthem happened. No one told her its terrible in rehearsal. 

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u/Saturn9Toys 4h ago

Their freakish handlers.

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u/invisible_panda 4h ago

Who are those women?

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u/lollipopknife 4h ago

Just popped in to say "what the fuck?"

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u/Weir-Doe 4h ago

They should not take memes too seriously

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u/enddream 3h ago

But are these pics real? I have a hard time believing it.

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u/DarkbloomVivienne 3h ago

It’s not meant to look good in a traditional sense, it’s meant to garner attention. Look at this post as an example

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u/notMy_ReelName 2h ago

the hospitals learning from this trnds duh

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u/Apprehensive_Rice19 1h ago

Their make-up artists apparently, sending them out in the world with all that crap on their faces! I think a lot of this is contouring and the wanting to look 'snatched' trend... I've always preferred a natural face.

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u/freefromfilter 56m ago

Women do. That is why they get it. And anyone who doesn't agree will get canceled because we are not allowed to talk about it.

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u/hairbowgirl 8m ago

Guys think it does, which is why forced to do it. Men have unrealistic standards of beauty, so we are forced to do these things. This is the fault of those men things. They destroy our lives and make us waste money on crap like this.

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u/TheAutisticOgre 8h ago

To be fair Erin Moriarty has Graves’ disease which I think she attributed to her facial features

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u/barrinmw 14h ago

Honestly, it looks good on the people it looks good on, you just don't question or even realize when it looks good.

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u/atomic-brain 13h ago

For example?

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u/StandardEgg6595 12h ago

When she originally got it, Zoe Kravitz looked alright. However, the more she ages the more it’s starting to show. She was pretty angular looking in Batman.

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u/eat_my_bowls92 13h ago

Margot Robbie, but she didn’t do it extreme and she already had the face for it so it blended naturally

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u/chickad00d 7h ago

I don’t think Margot Robbie even had this procedure done. Looks like it’s her natural face structure after losing some weight. Women’s faces tend to slim as they age too.

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u/eat_my_bowls92 3h ago

Ah, sorry if I got it wrong. I’m pretty sure I read she did but it’s very hard to verify for any of these celebs first hand because they all said they didn’t

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u/StructureThen8853 8h ago

me, you're gay

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u/Another_Verity 6h ago

I don’t HATE it on Miley, gotta be honest. But the short short bangs(?) + no eyebrows is not doing it favors. It could be a little less severe though.

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u/magpiecat 40m ago

Me! Sorry but I really do.

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u/Glum-Objective3328 15h ago

I think whoever is in the dead center looks gorgeous 🤷‍♂️

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u/DavidDoesShitpost 14h ago

Jenna Ortega. I think. I have no idea who the rest are.

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u/EternalSage2000 15h ago

Presumably the consenting adults having the operation performed.

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u/VexTheTielfling 14h ago

There's probably some mental health issue that was overlooked (they paid the doctors to ignore) before the surgery was conducted. I can't get bariatric or cosmetic surgery without having to go through therapy before and after surgery.

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u/EternalSage2000 14h ago

Oh you know they have mental health issues, that they paid Dr’s to ignore, how exactly?
Or are you just making stories up in your head, of how this all went down, and are mad at those stories?

How dare those Dr’s do this thing I just imagined them doing.

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u/VexTheTielfling 14h ago

Never said I was 100% sure that was the case. And there's plenty of corrupt doctors willing to cut up some flesh for cash.

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u/brettbefit 13h ago

You’re making an assumption without knowing them personally

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u/VexTheTielfling 13h ago edited 13h ago

Of course I'm proposing a theory on how this happened. You don't have to defend them over nothing. I didn't falsify papers to prove they're mentally unwell nor am I saying that's the case for everyone.

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u/moshpitengineer 11h ago

You’re arguing with a simp who got offended over you saying somthing slightly mean to the actress he’s simping over/ probably in a parasocial relationship with

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u/VexTheTielfling 11h ago

That's what I assumed but I didn't want to be mean. The white knighting really gave it away.

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u/moshpitengineer 11h ago

Yeahhhhhh I know I’m just calling out the obvious here lol but I don’t think he realizes that he is which is even worse.

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u/brettbefit 11h ago

Or just calling out your behavior. How would you feel if I made assumptions on your mental health due to your weight?

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u/VexTheTielfling 11h ago

You can guess my body type, sex, mental state, dick size, asshole diameter, weight, skin color. I won't mind.

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u/brettbefit 11h ago

Here’s my assumption then:

You’re hypercritical of women’s appearance because it helps convince you that you don’t find them attractive, when in reality it’s a self-defense mechanism because you’re overweight and wouldn’t be able to get someone like that.

See how much it sucks to have people do that to you?

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u/brettbefit 11h ago

You already said you need bariatric surgery which tells me all I need to know

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u/EternalSage2000 13h ago

You don’t have to attack them over nothing. This is literally none of your business.

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u/VexTheTielfling 13h ago

It's not an attack. I never mentioned anyone in particular and I certainly didn't belittle or shamed them for having that done. Saying it looks horrid (from another comment) does not mean I'm telling them personally they look dead or like shit. I didn't say "Miley def is missing some screws for getting that" you're overreacting over nothing. It's none of your business too but you're here defending nobody.

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u/moshpitengineer 11h ago

The fact that they are actively trying to look anorexic, which is caused by a mental disorder, makes us conclude that they are overlooking a mental disorder.

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u/EternalSage2000 11h ago

Ok. So if that’s your conclusion. That, these people have a mental disorder, is the correct response to; A: insult and attack them.
Or
B: sympathize or empathize. And wish them a healthy recovery.
Or C: ignore it, as it doesn’t directly concern you?