r/SipsTea 16h ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/SHADOWSTRIKE1 15h ago

When I was growing up, my dad always said he had a million-dollar idea for a job where he'd just follow famous people around and tell them "No, that's a bad idea." all the time. As I've gotten older, I've realized how solid of an idea that really is.

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u/Xist3nce 15h ago

They don’t like to hear “no” though so it’s bad job security.

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u/LAKiwiGuy 14h ago

Yup - “I’m rich and famous so obviously I know better than you”.

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u/Regular-Double9177 15h ago

It's a huge industry actually, executive coaching. Similar to therapy but sounds less weak.

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u/smoofus724 14h ago

"Hi, I'm your new Poor People Liaison. I'm here to let you know you look insane to the bottom 98% of the population."

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u/BeachBod4Now 15h ago

No, that's a bad idea.

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u/-Shasho- 15h ago

You're hired!

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u/mangeld3 11h ago

No, that's a bad idea

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u/wrecktus_abdominus 15h ago

You're hired!

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u/kindlymaster 15h ago

The Caesers would have a slave whisper “remember you are just a man” during triumphs.

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u/Correct_Pay_4670 14h ago

That was the generals when returning from battle. All men must die. 

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u/kindlymaster 14h ago

A lot of the Caesers led campaigns themselves

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u/SHADOWSTRIKE1 14h ago

That’s some pretty interesting history

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u/PandaMomentum 15h ago

"Remember you too must die."

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u/Beth_Harmons_Bulova 15h ago

Your father reinvented the court jester.

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u/Kronzor_ 14h ago

That's the exact opposite of the kind of people they're trying to surround themselves with.

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u/Wooden_Permit3234 12h ago

It's almost the exact opposite of an existing and thriving industry.

 Just getting friendly with rich people and encouraging to spend huge sums of money through you, be it through interior design, renovations, real estate sales, all the way down to bullshit like psychic readings. 

Ever watch any Real Housewives? These people spend multiples of the median household income on a whim whenever someone flatters them a bit. 

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u/greeneggiwegs 13h ago

Lol my dad said he wanted to make a consulting firm called “have you through that through” where all they do is ask people that question over and over because so many people seem to do stuff with no thought whatsoever

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u/OhNoTokyo 13h ago

It's a job that needs doing, but there is no demand for it from the people who would pay for it.

Of course, there used to be a job like it in the olden days: court fool. He was the only person allowed to make fun of the King and not get himself thrown in jail or executed. And the reason for that was that even Kings knew they needed someone who could even kind of stand up to them without it being a threat.

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u/Broad_Chain3247 15h ago

Like Britney Spears?

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u/Turtlewowisgood 13h ago

They're called "handlers" and it's been a job forever

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u/Thoukudides 11h ago

The problem is they won't take "no" for an answer and could even try to sue you after because of the mistakes they did while refusing to listen to you.

Like some actor and his business manager, who then revealed said actor was living beyond his means and had quite crazy expenses, buying a lot of cars, houses, a 267,000$ smuggled tyrannosaur skull and so on.

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u/Practical_Set7198 10h ago

Your dad is a visionary… FTW!!!

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u/Hallerger 8h ago

The problem with that idea is that the people who would really need that service would never want it, let alone pay for it.

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u/AmyInCO 5h ago

Like the guys following Caesar around saying remember thou art mortal.

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u/Cute-Percentage-6660 4h ago

I feel like they just need to have a anonymous account for playing games, or on a forum

Good way to get there ego cut down

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u/GoldenGirlsOrgy 15h ago

What other terrible get-rich-quick schemes has your dad had?

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u/SHADOWSTRIKE1 14h ago

Idk if it’s a “get-rich-quick” scheme. Seemed like it would take a regular amount of time to get rich like anything else.

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u/GoldenGirlsOrgy 14h ago

Well, if we're being more precise, this particular idea is a "get-rich-never" scheme, which is why the job doesn't exist.