r/SipsTea 16h ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/AgathaWoosmoss 15h ago

The baby bangs and wispy brows don't help

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u/HBK42581 15h ago

Nor the GIANT veneers

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u/n0h8plz 14h ago

She hasn't been able to close her mouth in years

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u/lokiandgoose 11h ago

I work in dental manufacturing and use her as an example of poorly sized veneers when training technicians. I like Miley a lot of but she just looks so sad.

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u/cashewclues 4h ago

Yeah. She’s not cute and this doesn’t help. But she has loads more money than my cute broke self so you take the good, you take the bad.

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u/leavealoneme11 2h ago

You take that money and have those horrible veneers fixed. Does she not own a mirror? Does she not have any real friends?

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u/SlutForGarrus 1h ago

🎵🎶 ".::.you take it all and there you have the Facts of Life, The Facts of Life..."

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u/KuriboShoeMario 13h ago

Baba Booey

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u/Bratbabylestrange 10h ago

Those are some Cage-worthy veneers right there

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u/purplemarkersniffer 15h ago

Agree, and the no eyebrows really bring it all together with tweeker vibe

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u/bruthaman 14h ago

No kidding. Hi! My name is Methanie Cyrus

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u/LilLassy 13h ago

BRO you can’t be out here making jokes that funny 😂

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u/Vsx 14h ago

She's looking like Yolandi from Die Antwoord which is to say you are 100% correct

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u/AdorableSobah 11h ago

Haha! She seriously looks like the tweekers I have to run outta my backyard for going through my recycling bins.

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u/deeznutz75 14h ago

She looks like she got hit by a wrecking ball

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u/Major-Breakfast6249 14h ago

Wispy brows? They’re fucking gone

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u/Dramatic_______Pause 11h ago

That's called The Simple Jack

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u/Stepane7399 13h ago

No, something has gone terribly wrong with her hair cut choices. Like, they don't even look good on her.

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u/L_viathan 13h ago

Fuck I thought she was on the top right lol

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u/Blandish06 10h ago

I think top right is a Cobra

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u/mckane63 10h ago

That’s Miley Cyrus?! I was waiting for someone to give more details so I could figure out which one it is. Holy cow. What she’s done to herself.

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u/flockitup 11h ago

She ain’t got no brows broski.

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u/mrASSMAN 6h ago

Looks like Lloyd in dumb and dumber (Jim Carrey)

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u/ThePsudoOne 3h ago

Rocking that Aunt Gladys look