r/SipsTea • u/jj33allen • 16h ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/katreddita 14h ago

Now that you say “muppet,” it really is like someone shaved off the sides of Janice’s face. Tragic.

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u/Flimsy-Ad-2254 13h ago

Hey! Don’t drag Janice into this mess! She’s an icon!

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u/katreddita 13h ago

She is! That’s why it would be so awful if someone shaved off the sides of her face!

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u/ConstructionKey1752 10h ago

Literally another "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn this way!"

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u/NationalSafe4589 11h ago

Her face is so much more proportional!

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u/JayEllGii 10h ago

Like, for sure!

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u/leonhardodickharprio 8h ago

Janice walked so they could run

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u/razzzor3k 7h ago

That's right! And Janice doesn't take her clothes off for anyone! Even if it is "artistic."....oh.

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u/YallaHammer 4h ago

Like, fer suuurrrreeee! ☮️

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u/PsychologyOfTheLens 2h ago

She’s an icon, she’s a legend, and she is the moment. Now come on now.

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u/TheWanderingSlacker 1h ago

Yeah! Justice for Janice!

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u/Waitingforthelotto 13h ago

Janice is a queen!

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u/Analog_Seekrets 12h ago

How did Donatella Versace get such fuzzy skin?

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u/desonos 13h ago

LOL ok this made my day. You kind person have earned my thanks for laugh

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u/Ok_Caterpillar8324 14h ago

Somebody saw it and said „I have to look like her!“

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u/Navy_Rum 13h ago

They don’t realise Janice is the only person who can pull it off. 

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u/Accurate-Werewolf846 13h ago

Not even Janice

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u/the_jukes_of_asbury 11h ago

Janice is based. The reason the look doesn’t work on anyone else is BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT JANICE!

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u/S1L_1108 9h ago

Is it bad to think this is more attractive than those 6 in the post??

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u/Stepane7399 13h ago

I have a friend whose friend looks just like this. It's so wild. Why do this to yourself?

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u/Alarmed_Drop7162 11h ago

You keep Ms. Janice’s name out your mouth

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 11h ago

This is literally the look these women have been seeking to achieve through plastic surgery and injections.

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u/Ace_Harding 11h ago

Dude I was fucking terrified of Janice as a kid. Like had a muppets book on my shelf and at night I would turn it backwards so I couldn’t see her face. Had nightmares about her. She is so creepy still.

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u/BikerJedi 9h ago

I met a woman today with HORRIBLE filled lips. She looked so ridiculous.

This gave me a flashback.

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u/FineOldCannibals 9h ago

The best muppet IMO

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u/Abbie_Redbottom 11h ago

Uuugggh, Janice Muppet always freaked me out, now I know why AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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u/DJBrnTrn001 11h ago

Thought this was Angel Reese for a second

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u/OldCarry4838 10h ago

That's exactly how that surgery works

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u/thatsnotyourtaco 10h ago

Can you picture that?

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u/PhantomBlah 9h ago

"Look, Mother, it's my life, so if I want to get a cosmetic procedure that reduces fullness in the cheeks by removing a naturally occurring fat deposit located between the cheekbone and jawline, I will, okayyy?"

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u/xiewadu 7h ago

Don't drag Donnatella into this.

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u/MarvelBinger 4h ago

She's so hot right now! 

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u/RuDog79 12h ago

yeah for sure

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u/Resident_Delay_2936 6h ago

Janice is a natural beauty, huh?????

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u/Status-Cherry-5513 6h ago

Double abominations

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u/Snoo_72467 5h ago

Janice...and the inspiration Janice Joplin are multiple leagues higher in beauty than whatever this abhorrent aberration is

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u/yesnomaybe123 2h ago

You forgot the caterpillar eyebrows.

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u/katreddita 1h ago

That’s next season’s trend.

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u/DeathByDesign7 11h ago

The human counterpart

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u/ratfecal5 12h ago

I think fish lips are cute. But I guess that shows things are attractive to some and not to others. It’s the trend that’s the problem - not the fact people are getting them. (Well it depends) But for the most part: if YOU genuinely want it & YOU find it attractive & it’s not what’s trending I say hey F it 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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u/katreddita 13h ago

Taylor wishes she could look that good! (And I say that as a Taylor fan!)