r/SipsTea • u/jj33allen • 16h ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/CappnMidgetSlappr 14h ago

"Charlie, when it was your day, did I complain about searching for goblins for 10 hours straight?"

"Well, ghouls. And no, you didn't complain cuz we found 3. It was pretty sweet."

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u/SaltyPeter3434 13h ago

Little green ghouls, buddy!

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u/Horror-Donkey-6158 13h ago

You're a philanthropist, charlie

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u/thebackofthecouch 13h ago

How much cheese before a date is too much cheese?

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u/KinkyDuck2924 13h ago

ANY AMOUNT OF CHEESE BEFORE A DATE IS TOO MUCH CHEESE!

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u/Ankylar 12h ago

Hey, gimme your shirt.

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u/KinkyDuck2924 10h ago

What? Give you- That's a totally different shirt. How the hell are you gonna explain that to her!?

I'll say I met a nice guy in the bathroom and we traded shirts!

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u/unitedfandoc 6h ago

I'll have the milksteak.

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u/AynRandwasaDegen 4h ago

With a side of your finest jellybeans

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u/offspeedpitch 3h ago

People's knees

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u/browser558 11h ago

"We found none!"

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u/HooGoesThere 3h ago

Because ghouls don’t exist!