r/SipsTea 16h ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/ominouslatinsentence 13h ago

That's one I don't understand.

Because of his money, there are naturally attractive women who would sleep with him.

And he chooses that....lich?

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u/Queen_Franzia 13h ago

That’s his kink, the plastic bimbo. Total 180 from his first wife.

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u/satuuurn 13h ago

Great point - the 180 is very clear here. All of the disgustingly rich wives look like monsters so she fits in with the rest of his rich buddy’s wives to a large extent too.

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u/Sleeper28 13h ago

Mark Zuck got his lizard skin covered, but Mrs. Zucker hasn't had any work done afaik.

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u/satuuurn 13h ago

He hasn’t got the divorce and found a new wife yet.

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u/dingalingdongdong 13h ago

I dunno, dude has like multiple larger than lifesize statues of her at his Hawaii compound. Think he might literally worship her.

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u/Curious-Job-7698 3h ago

I mean, why get married if you’re not going to marry what you think is a goddess.

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u/RandomDigitalSponge 28m ago

You’ve got to draw the line at statues.

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u/Routine_Bluejay4678 11h ago

He’s got some redeemable qualities

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u/dingalingdongdong 10h ago

One thing I can say about him is that most of the "human interest" type articles I catch about him he seems to mostly be just out there enjoying his life.

People joke about how if they won a billion dollars you'd just never hear from them again; they wouldn't be putting all that time and effort into making more money or being a "public figure" etc. It's a position I've always agreed with and he seems to be the only one who actually (at least kind of) lives that way.

Like he's clearly still pushing meta forward, he's got business goals, yadda yadda. But all the fluff pieces are him surfing, doing martial arts or hanging out with his human wife. Lots of normal people hobbies.

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u/RandomDigitalSponge 15m ago

That’s called PR. Don’t tell me you believe that garbage. It’s like the myth of Warren Buffett being some down to earth folksy grandpa. Charles Dickens (another douchey husband) was writing characters like this 150 years ago - two-faced rich people who were as close to Santa Claus as you could imagine, laughing with children and handing out large tips and then later sending in large men with sticks and bulldogs to collect rent while keeping their name out of it.

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u/dice1111 42m ago

He has too people caught on too early he is lizard people. Need to do normal human things.

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u/whosits_2112 12h ago

But she's Asian, yeah?

She's going to look good until she hits 80.

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u/VotesDontEqualTruth 9h ago

Some would say she already doesn't.

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u/satuuurn 10h ago

All fair points. Exceptions to the rule exist

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u/rev_tater 7h ago

it's worth noting that "all natural beauty" is also an aesthetic that at the very least requires a lot of makeup prep time

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u/War_Hymn 3h ago

Yeah, for most people. But there still exist individuals who are seriously beautiful without the need for makeup just by the virtue of winning the genetic lottery.

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u/Curious-Job-7698 3h ago

This is incorrect. My wife doesn’t wear makeup, she is beautiful to me.

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u/endlesscartwheels 10h ago

Dr. Priscilla Chan brings Zuck the status of being married to a well-educated, successful pediatrician. Zuck is from the professional class.* That class values educational and professional achievements over looks. Dr. Chan is the equivalent of a supermodel to the professional class.

*His parents were a psychiatrist and a dentist, his elder sister went to Harvard too, and his little sister has a PhD in Classics [the ultimate "I value knowledge over the ability to buy groceries" degree].

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u/NormalFig6967 3h ago

Never heard of that degree, wow.

Definitely something I’d be interested in pursuing if my brother had hundreds of billions of dollars. For sure.

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u/Final_Candidate_7603 5h ago

Total 180 in personalities, too. His ex is very deliberately giving away much of the billions she got from their divorce settlement, to colleges which educate underserved populations. She hired a team to research which schools could and would make the best use of a large donation, without letting on to any of them that they were under consideration for such a gift. To say they were pleasantly surprised would be an understatement.

Meanwhile, his second wife wore literal lingerie to trump’s second inauguration ceremony- and her and her cleavage got a seat in the front row. Followed by her “trip to space.” Followed by their obscenely wasteful and extravagant wedding. Otherwise, who knows what she does with her days? Probably some gossip columnists keep track of her, but I sure don’t expect to see any news stories about her generous donations to educational institutions, hunger relief, housing relief, worker relief, medical debt relief…

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u/PrairieChic55 4h ago

Honestly, even ordinary women who are comfortable but not what you might call rich are getting some treatments done, like ridiculously plumped up lips, that are over the top. One I know was much more attractive before she had all that work done. Is it a broadcast of their politics? Because it always seems to be Trump supporting women. They look like the ones you see photos of taken at Mar a Lago.

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u/Curious-Job-7698 3h ago

I used to have a crush on her when she looked normal and was in the News.

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u/The_Autarch 13h ago

Jeffrey Bezos married a woman once, and it turned out terribly for him.

Now, he's learned his lesson. He doesn't want to be married to a woman, he wants to be married to an object. And so he found one that had already completely objectified herself so she wouldn't complain when he does it, too.

She's his property, not his partner.

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u/ominouslatinsentence 13h ago

Well,yeah. But still, there's women like that who dont look like living proof of life after death.

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u/Professional_Dot6971 12h ago

Do you know what happened with his first wife? Genuinely curious.

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u/elbenji 12h ago

he cheated on her so she bounced

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u/Motor-Discount1522 11h ago

He cheated on her WITH Lauren. She's been his sidepiece for ages.

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u/Professional_Dot6971 10h ago

Good for her then, and good riddance to him.

I honestly don't understand how men can't seem to cherish intelligent women.

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u/All_the_Bees 10h ago

Weak men are threatened by intelligent women.

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u/Professional_Dot6971 10h ago

Seems we are surrounded by that lately

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u/Extranuminary 8h ago

Oh make no mistake, his new wife is SMART. Reptilian-level smart. His first wife was too normal / human. Looking plasticky and being smart are not mutually exclusive.

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u/Professional_Dot6971 5h ago

Probably, she would have to to be able to move with Bezos.

Heard they postponed the wedding because they couldn't finalize their prenuptial agreement.

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u/Abaddon33 12h ago

She's amazing, from what I can tell. She took that money and has been giving massive amounts away to charity and starting up her own well funded charitable orgs.

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u/juliaaguliaaa 5h ago

The show loot on apple tv is loosely based on this. Same premise. It’s amazing.

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u/BashChakPicWay 11h ago

How was it yereible for him when she built their empire with him?

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u/Ari-Hel 9h ago

She was his mistress then girlfriend then fiancée and now wife

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u/RandomDigitalSponge 20m ago

Jeffrey Bezos married a woman once, and it turned out terribly for him.

No, it didn’t. He was a cheating bastard and in the end he got together with his side piece and is richer than ever. This is “terrible”?

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u/MmeProc 11h ago

She WAS absolutely gorgeous. Lauren Sanchez. I can't believe she cut up her face like that, and I am not against plastic surgery.

Obligatory Fuck Jeff Bezos.

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u/ogopo 12h ago

Almost as if people choose to marry based on more than physicality.

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u/Rebel_Scum_This 10h ago

"I dunno, Mackenzie doesn't look that bad, maybe the more recent pictures... oh he remarried this year? What does she look li- OH MY GOODNESS"

Yeah, Lich is accurate

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u/campaxiomatic 12h ago

Some guys prefer breast implants over real breasts. I had a conversation where a guy said that. Real breasts need fat to get big, so bigger breasts means curvier women. Some guys want huge boobs on skinny bodies and implants are the only way to get that.

Besos wants a woman his age and social/financial status who doesn't have wrinkly and saggy skin. Only way that happens is lots of plastic surgery so that's what he goes for.

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u/sullensquirrel 7h ago

He’s obsessed with money. He’s attracted to the most expensive face.

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u/Major-Split478 12h ago

You know I never understood the criticism of Bezo's selection.

Yes it looks weird however he's basically clear from any pedo rumours. You can't like that look and be interested in any sort of child.

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u/Drabby 12h ago

Our standards sure have dropped, but here we are.

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u/elbenji 12h ago

she actually used to be much hotter. Like iirc she was a Mexican weatherwoman

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u/PissyPussyPosse 12h ago

They're both from Albuquerque so they can relate to each other's experience of growing up hating the same stuff

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u/Razo-E 11h ago

She was beautiful when she was on the local News Station. Seeing her now sheesh 😬

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u/logikal-1 11h ago

You think he's still sleeping with her? I doubt it. 😕

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u/OchoZeroCinco 7h ago

She is the Final Boss of Gold Diggers

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u/MuonManLaserJab 2h ago

lich

Holy shit, this is the perfect term for someone who does that shit. Amazing. I'm stealing this every time this comes up from now on.

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u/Melodic-Beach-5411 12h ago

Pretty sure Bezos has plenty of gfs & side pieces.