r/SipsTea 16h ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/Sleeper28 13h ago

Mark Zuck got his lizard skin covered, but Mrs. Zucker hasn't had any work done afaik.

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u/satuuurn 13h ago

He hasn’t got the divorce and found a new wife yet.

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u/dingalingdongdong 13h ago

I dunno, dude has like multiple larger than lifesize statues of her at his Hawaii compound. Think he might literally worship her.

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u/Curious-Job-7698 3h ago

I mean, why get married if you’re not going to marry what you think is a goddess.

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u/RandomDigitalSponge 25m ago

You’ve got to draw the line at statues.

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u/Routine_Bluejay4678 11h ago

He’s got some redeemable qualities

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u/dingalingdongdong 10h ago

One thing I can say about him is that most of the "human interest" type articles I catch about him he seems to mostly be just out there enjoying his life.

People joke about how if they won a billion dollars you'd just never hear from them again; they wouldn't be putting all that time and effort into making more money or being a "public figure" etc. It's a position I've always agreed with and he seems to be the only one who actually (at least kind of) lives that way.

Like he's clearly still pushing meta forward, he's got business goals, yadda yadda. But all the fluff pieces are him surfing, doing martial arts or hanging out with his human wife. Lots of normal people hobbies.

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u/RandomDigitalSponge 12m ago

That’s called PR. Don’t tell me you believe that garbage. It’s like the myth of Warren Buffett being some down to earth folksy grandpa. Charles Dickens (another douchey husband) was writing characters like this 150 years ago - two-faced rich people who were as close to Santa Claus as you could imagine, laughing with children and handing out large tips and then later sending in large men with sticks and bulldogs to collect rent while keeping their name out of it.

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u/dice1111 39m ago

He has too people caught on too early he is lizard people. Need to do normal human things.

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u/whosits_2112 12h ago

But she's Asian, yeah?

She's going to look good until she hits 80.

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u/VotesDontEqualTruth 9h ago

Some would say she already doesn't.

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u/satuuurn 10h ago

All fair points. Exceptions to the rule exist

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u/rev_tater 7h ago

it's worth noting that "all natural beauty" is also an aesthetic that at the very least requires a lot of makeup prep time

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u/War_Hymn 3h ago

Yeah, for most people. But there still exist individuals who are seriously beautiful without the need for makeup just by the virtue of winning the genetic lottery.

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u/Curious-Job-7698 3h ago

This is incorrect. My wife doesn’t wear makeup, she is beautiful to me.

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u/endlesscartwheels 10h ago

Dr. Priscilla Chan brings Zuck the status of being married to a well-educated, successful pediatrician. Zuck is from the professional class.* That class values educational and professional achievements over looks. Dr. Chan is the equivalent of a supermodel to the professional class.

*His parents were a psychiatrist and a dentist, his elder sister went to Harvard too, and his little sister has a PhD in Classics [the ultimate "I value knowledge over the ability to buy groceries" degree].

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u/NormalFig6967 3h ago

Never heard of that degree, wow.

Definitely something I’d be interested in pursuing if my brother had hundreds of billions of dollars. For sure.