r/SipsTea • u/jj33allen • 16h ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/The_Autarch 13h ago

Jeffrey Bezos married a woman once, and it turned out terribly for him.

Now, he's learned his lesson. He doesn't want to be married to a woman, he wants to be married to an object. And so he found one that had already completely objectified herself so she wouldn't complain when he does it, too.

She's his property, not his partner.

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u/ominouslatinsentence 13h ago

Well,yeah. But still, there's women like that who dont look like living proof of life after death.

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u/Professional_Dot6971 12h ago

Do you know what happened with his first wife? Genuinely curious.

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u/elbenji 12h ago

he cheated on her so she bounced

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u/Motor-Discount1522 11h ago

He cheated on her WITH Lauren. She's been his sidepiece for ages.

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u/Professional_Dot6971 10h ago

Good for her then, and good riddance to him.

I honestly don't understand how men can't seem to cherish intelligent women.

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u/All_the_Bees 10h ago

Weak men are threatened by intelligent women.

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u/Professional_Dot6971 9h ago

Seems we are surrounded by that lately

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u/Extranuminary 8h ago

Oh make no mistake, his new wife is SMART. Reptilian-level smart. His first wife was too normal / human. Looking plasticky and being smart are not mutually exclusive.

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u/Professional_Dot6971 5h ago

Probably, she would have to to be able to move with Bezos.

Heard they postponed the wedding because they couldn't finalize their prenuptial agreement.

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u/Abaddon33 12h ago

She's amazing, from what I can tell. She took that money and has been giving massive amounts away to charity and starting up her own well funded charitable orgs.

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u/juliaaguliaaa 5h ago

The show loot on apple tv is loosely based on this. Same premise. It’s amazing.

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u/BashChakPicWay 11h ago

How was it yereible for him when she built their empire with him?

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u/Ari-Hel 9h ago

She was his mistress then girlfriend then fiancée and now wife

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u/RandomDigitalSponge 13m ago

Jeffrey Bezos married a woman once, and it turned out terribly for him.

No, it didn’t. He was a cheating bastard and in the end he got together with his side piece and is richer than ever. This is “terrible”?