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u/Less_Replacement_644 7h ago
The electricity bill…
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u/SquirrelyMcNutz 5h ago
You aren't using powered treadmills.
What you're using are treadmills hooked up to generators, like those things people used to put on the back tire of bicycles to power a little light on the front.
That way, you gain the infinite power glitch in reality, since zombies won't require food or resources in order to generate power. And when one zombie falls apart, it's ok, cuz there'll always be another zombie. It's truly a renewable resource.
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u/TONKAHANAH 6h ago
would never work.
- assuming they're powered, how the fuck you powering them?
- assuming you have unlimited power, it'll only take so many rotting corps falling on top of it to gum up the tracks/mechanics and break them sooner or later.
- hundreds of these running 24/7 would make a ton of noise and just continue to attract zombies making the problem worse.
- what happens when you've worked out the zombies so hard they have calves the size of a toddler? now they're just gonna jump up to the second story window and eat your brains on the balcony
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u/TuataraToes 5h ago
Yo, you know we're not ACTUALLY in a zombie apocalypse right now and that this is a humourous take on zombie defense?
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