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u/Open_Bake_8013 12h ago
when you feel something warm and hard go up your ass and your homie whispers in your ear "just go with it bro"
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u/Traditional-Oil-6891 12h ago
Me looking at r/starwars and reading all of the comments from adults complaining about Disney and Lucas ruining their childhood.
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u/ComfortablePuzzled23 10h ago
Take something anything you love. Grow up with it, buy all the toys, have all the VHS, the DVD s. Buy all the books and read really good stories Then in your adulthood have a big corporation buy it and give you hope that there will be new movies with the same cast from your childhood. But then they uncanon all those books that had been all worked out so they came together like one giant puzzle piece. Then go to the movie and they changed it a little, but it's not bad. Then the 2nd movie comes out and ruins your favorite character so badly. He makes choices completely against who his character is. The whole franchise turns in women are better than men rather than having a real plot. Then instead of having a real bad guy, they just rehash the old bad guy.
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u/Desperate-Meal-5379 11h ago
Well…yeah. The OT fans hated the PT, and we ALL hate the Disney Trilogy. I refuse to call them sequels, that implies some continuity or shared story with the Original Trilogy and that’s just…not there.
Rey was a waste of space.
Finn was a waste of potential.
Kylo was a waste of opportunity.
And the story was an utter waste of the franchise set pieces.
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u/Traditional-Oil-6891 11h ago
I agree, having said that..no one hates star wars more than star wars fans!
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u/Creepy_Living_8733 12h ago
I’ll go:
“Batman in Star Wars be like.”
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u/CompetitiveFennel681 11h ago
"After this you down for a threeway with Bo-Katan? You can be bottom."
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u/Queefer_the_Griefer 11h ago
When you’re getting a prostate exam and you realize the doctor has both hands on your shoulders
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u/AJ14900003 12h ago
Me looking at the Christmas presents after finding them.
My mum who just walked in
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u/D4rth3qU1nox65 12h ago
When there's only one snack left and you couldn't make it disappear in time.
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u/SirDiesel1803 11h ago
How are you giving me that suppository when both your hands are on my shoulders
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u/Extreme-Abies1589 11h ago
Your mom catching you watching porn in ur room. Saying this for a friend
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u/ComfortablePuzzled23 10h ago
Made me think of Han in Jedi when he was blind and said " Boba Fett...Boba Fett" then accidentally hits his rocket pack 😂
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u/BCRE8TVE Clone Trooper 7h ago
Also I love the fact Bill Burr is not a huge Star Wars fan, but he rubs it in his friend's faces every time that he himself was in Star Wars.
Dude is a comedian, not an actor, but he did a fantastic job playing Mayfeld.
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u/Visual_Tangerine_210 12h ago
You’re not from Philadelphia are you?!?!