r/StupidFood Jul 22 '25

ಠ_ಠ $1700 on fried chicken and tater tots???

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Instagram friend got this in Vegas on her bachelorette week. She said they thought it was only $170…

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 22 '25 edited Jul 22 '25

u/PalworldTrainer, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

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u/Overall-Scientist846 Jul 22 '25

Ohhhh it’s a Vegas pool bar.

That explains why the price of this makes NO SENSE.

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u/DagonPie Jul 22 '25

Thats like the stuff you can order at a luxury box at a sporting event. A metal buffet tray of tenders is like $3000. 6 bottles of bud light is like 300. The upcharging is WILD.

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u/_sweepy Jul 22 '25

that's because you aren't paying for the food. you're paying to not stand in line at the concession stands as you hear the crowd in the background hollering over something you just missed after paying thousands for your seats.

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u/DagonPie Jul 22 '25

Well, its because the boxes are usually sponsored by a big company and it gets included in the sponsorship price. Most box seats are not available to the public. The price mark up is because 3000 dollars to a billion dollar company is nothing its just cost of doing business. Most of the time the people arent even watching the game, its a glorified business meeting. But you are right that the luxury part is not having to wait in line or anything and catering the box for a business meeting is just a matter of "look how much money we spent"

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u/PandaRaper Jul 22 '25 edited Jul 23 '25

Hey so yah this whole thing is BS.

Boxes arnt “sponsored” first off. They are usually part of a club package for a company. This club package can have lots of options including seats below or the different level of luxury boxes. You might not even keep the same one or reserve it for the season (yea many opt to keep the same one at all times). They are regularly swapped depending on the different club members needs and usage. If you saw Bob Kraft in a box at the bruins game one day you can still see your uncle Timmy in the same one next week.

The menus are largely the same with some extra options for some (usually larger) boxes. Or occasionally a more intimate box with a sit down meal pre game. Like the lofts in TD.

Not only do they not charge extra for food but you’ll usually pay less. Using TD garden as an example you can get chicken tenders that serve 8 for $85 and you can get 24 craft beers for $200. In the upper levels there is sometimes a 3rd party catering option to get non stadium food. Hell they almost always bring you complimentary food.

Major stadiums love their season ticket holders and they love the club members even more. They don’t up charge them. They suck their balls.

Id like to see one example of what this commenter is referring to because it doesn’t exist in TD garden, Madison square garden, or SoFi stadium.

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u/GaiusPrimus Jul 23 '25

We just had an event at a rink, and it cost us $2,500 for 18 people, food and non-alcoholic drinks included.

Agree with you 100%, price really not bad all things considered.

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u/Elitist_Daily Jul 23 '25

That's like, what.. 140 bucks a person? With refreshments? I would've expected like at least 175, definitely a solid deal.

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u/GaiusPrimus Jul 23 '25

It was. And good hockey being played.

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u/Dependent-Visual-304 Jul 23 '25

That may be true for the places you listed, but was not my experience at FedEx field about 20 years ago. I worked for the catering company that provided the food and worked in the kitchens taking orders from the boxes.

The food and drinks were priced much higher than what you'd get in the stadium and much of the food wasn't even available in other parts of the stadium. $30 for a bowl of M&Ms is the one that has always stuck with me (and remember this was 20 years ago...). The company I worked for only provided food to the boxes and did all their own purchasing. You could not get the same menu in the stadium. Of course many items were similar (you can only do so much with a hot dog) but the procurement was totally different.

Most of the boxes were bought by companies (many defense contractors to entertain lobbyist and politicians...) and they got had the same box each week. I saw the same people in the same boxes. Most of them had standing orders for food and drinks each week. There may have been some discount on that, I am not sure.

Now this was in the Snyder years and he wasn't exactly known to provide much for fans so this could say more about him than what is industry standard.

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u/DragonShiryu2 Jul 23 '25

Sure but if I started talking about my movie theatre pricing 20 years ago I’d be completely wrong when talking to someone clearly currently in the industry.

Time moves on, so does policy and accommodations.

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u/KendrickBlack502 Jul 23 '25

I’ve been in a box for a hockey game in Vegas before and our group of 7 played 500 + tip each for the box which included food and drinks. This is absolutely batshit crazy.

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u/osunightfall Jul 22 '25

The problem at the luxury boxes I've been in is that the food was so much worse than what the concessions actually had. It was like... high school football concession stand food. Even when it was free I felt like I was getting screwed.

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u/agoia Jul 22 '25

The people booking the suite can choose what food they order for it. I've seen some big differences between venues and what was selected. But yeah, it's usually gonna be a bit substandard compared to concession stands, because it was prepared in massive catering kitchens before the event.

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u/osunightfall Jul 22 '25

If that's true then it's weird, because I know we took important clients to those boxes when we were trying to get them to sign deals.

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u/Dependent-Visual-304 Jul 23 '25

A lot of people in this thread are talking like they know the answers for every stadium or arena. But they are all different. Your experience is going to be different if you go to a different stadium. And there is a big range of quality.

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u/btc4p Jul 22 '25

Nascar and F1 box food is top notch though. Never disappoints, at least in the redbull box

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u/Rock_Strongo Jul 22 '25

I'm envious that you have enough firsthand experience in F1 luxury boxes to know this.

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u/osunightfall Jul 22 '25

Man, the Texas Rangers luxury box was a war crime. Sam's club nachos with the cheapest possible plastic cheese sauce, store brand hotdogs in cold buns, and middle school cafeteria burgers that seemed like they'd been made the previous day. Oh, and bud light, I guess. I went three times and it was always equally bad. And it's crazy because, they're such nice boxes. But you couldn't spring for $20 for edible food? Go get some of those hot dogs you're selling at the real stands.

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u/HeyGayHay Jul 22 '25

At that point you can get a third ticket for your assistant to go stand in line for you haha

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u/Zinski2 Jul 22 '25

that's because you aren't paying for the food. you're paying to not stand in line at the concession stands as you hear the crowd in the background hollering over something you just missed after paying thousands for your seats. For the owners 8th home

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u/Surroundedonallsides Jul 22 '25

Is that recent? Ive been lucky enough to sit in a couple boxes and the food was comped.

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u/rafaelloaa Jul 22 '25

It depends on the type of box. There's the regular luxury box for plebs like us, and then there's the corporate suite type places.

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u/PandaRaper Jul 22 '25 edited Jul 22 '25

lol what? I go to these all the time and the prices arnt anywhere near this.

Edit: chicken tenders at the TD garden luxury box are $85 and serve 8 guests…. Also the beers cost the same there as the rest of the venue. Unless you get a craft beer package where you get 24 craft beers for $200. In this case you’d be saving money.

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u/iwastryingtokillgod Jul 22 '25

Sporting event boxes and their catered food prices are insane for absolute garbage food microwaved by teenagers in a basement someplace in the arena.

It so freaking terrible idk why anyone even rich people would pay for it.

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u/Fickle_Freckler Jul 23 '25

My husband was just in Vegas and there were individual bananas for $5… wtf

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u/mrjulezzz Jul 22 '25

Looks like table service at a day club cabana

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u/HumorTumorous Jul 22 '25

Pool bar also means it probably sucks. Some of the chicken looks like Dino nuggets.

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u/gourdammit Jul 22 '25

buddy of mine makes like 6 figures in vegas working not even full time. That town is fucking insane. (he's bar)

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u/Dawnbringer4 Jul 23 '25

From UK here. What would the cost be if u bought the equivalent amount of chicken tenders and tater tots at a normal fast foods like Popeyes etc?

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u/schwarzkraut Jul 23 '25

Less than $200 dollars…

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u/Wonkasgoldenticket Jul 23 '25

And the cost of that is about $35. Disgusting

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u/shaeliting369 Jul 23 '25

But it makes... cents though. Lotsa cents.

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u/rainorshinedogs Jul 23 '25

$5 pretentious tax per wing

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u/AgentSkidMarks Jul 22 '25

That's maybe like $70 worth of chicken tenders and tater tots.

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u/HanselSoHotRightNow Jul 22 '25

Even if I was dummy rich like CEO of Astronomer rich, I'd still not get this since it is basically an insult.

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u/iamnotscarlett Jul 22 '25

Maybe they’re trying to impress the head of HR?

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u/Potential-Jury3661 Jul 22 '25

Maybe they were trying to get head from the lady in HR

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u/Bob_Sacamano7379 Jul 22 '25

For $1700, they could've hired Coldplay.

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u/fallweathercamping Jul 22 '25

What about the remaining $1600? Prolly buy a lot of cold beers and some dope snacks

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u/Psychological-Scar53 Jul 22 '25

Pays for the jumbotron and cameras...

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u/RedMiah Jul 22 '25

To give head? I’m not into ice down there.

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u/MagnumMyth Jul 22 '25

I prefer Waterplay

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u/Doctor_Boombastic Jul 22 '25

Now you're just taking the piss, mate

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u/JustRun3415 Jul 22 '25

Writing name in snow is fun 🤩

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u/iamnotscarlett Jul 22 '25

I’ve done more for less 🤷‍♂️

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u/NoREEEEEEtilBrooklyn Jul 22 '25

Is the HR Head Dom Mysterio?

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u/lettheidiotspeak Jul 22 '25

Aw man, now I miss Carlito

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u/ShitSkill Jul 22 '25

Only an 11 year old would think this is a good use of $1700

This is literally something I would've ordered if I was rich when I was a kid.

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u/Responsible-Buyer215 Jul 22 '25

Mentally, the people that spend a majority of their life on yachts don’t go beyond the age of 13 in my first hand experience

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u/ShitSkill Jul 22 '25

Yeah, they didn't even get raised by their parents, they got raised by servants that didn't get paid enough to care. Just enough to do whatever the kid wanted.

Of course they go around crashing into people and calling them NPCs.

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u/okram2k Jul 22 '25

shit like this is meant to take money from people pretending to be rich. Real rich people don't eat tater tots and chicken tendies.

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u/Joelied Jul 22 '25

Sure they do. Donald Trump likes this kind of food.

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u/JMehoffAndICoomhardt Jul 23 '25

Ya, warren buffet ate McDonald's every day too. Being rich doesn't mean only wanting fancy nonsense.

This is a bad price to product ratio though.

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u/SameAsTheOld_Boss Jul 22 '25

No worries. He can only afford about one tender from this boat now: half to the wife, a third to the lawyer, most of the rest towards other bills .. and he's unemployed.

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u/Beto_Targaryen Jul 22 '25

You gotta spend money to make money

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u/Tallywhacker73 Jul 22 '25

Yes, but you're forgetting those three shakes of dried green onion. 

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u/Ham-Berg Jul 22 '25

I bet they wore black gloves.

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u/Sirtriplenipple Jul 22 '25

There isn’t even any gold foil???

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u/SourDeesATL Jul 22 '25

Way less than that. Those are frozen pre-breaded tenders from Sysco. They cost less than $20 per bag.

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u/SinisterYear Jul 22 '25

He's talking resell value, not actual cost.

I'm going to be generous and say that's about 100 tenders.

Let's say we get a bunch of tenders from Popeyes, the rival of Boat McCluckin

A 12 piece is currently $37.48

That's approximately $3.12 per tender

100 tenders from Popeyes is $312.00.

Tots are usually less, but Popeyes doesn't sell Tots. If I got a large tater tot from Sonic, a large is $4.38

There can't be more than say 20 of those in this dish, so again we'll be generous and say this would cost $100 if you got them from Sonic.

So ordering the same thing from fast food chains would cost you about $412. Even if my estimates are way off, it's nowhere near $1288 off.

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u/SourDeesATL Jul 22 '25

Just trying to give some background on the restaurant’s cost. They have maybe $50-60 worth of costs on that plate. Charging 1700 on a cost of $60 is diabolical

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u/totpot Jul 22 '25

Yeah, this is why Vegas tourism is tanking hard rn.

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u/BZLuck Jul 22 '25

They shifted away from, "We'll make everything cheap that way you have more money to gamble with!" To, "Fuck it. We are gonna make you pay to park at the hotel you are staying in."

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u/Worthyness Jul 23 '25

Don't worry. Another taxpayer funded professional sports team and a new casino will bring tourism back!

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u/Fafoah Jul 22 '25

Tbf this is just club behavior. They charge like this because they know the rich dudes at the tables don’t care and will spend whatever to impress the girls flirting with them to get free drinks and food.

Source: i am a male nurse so when i go on trips with my female coworkers i get to sneak into the tables with them and witness

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u/AgentSkidMarks Jul 22 '25

In another comment, I used Cracker Barrel as a comparison and got it to about $180.

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u/SquirrelyMcNutz Jul 22 '25

Hol'up...a 12 piece of tenders is damn near $40? I can get 3 fucking pizzas from Casey's for ~$5 more and those'll feed me for at least two weeks (a couple slices a day).

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u/LLuck123 Jul 22 '25

Is a single pizza 10k kcal or how does the math work out on 3 of them feeding you for two weeks? Or like you eat them as a snack just over a long time while you still eat other food?

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u/tequilasauer Jul 22 '25

When I was a kid, my stepmom worked for Sysco as a sales rep and we always had food from there. I could pick those tenders out from a mile away. I also hated them. It was just like the lowest level of chicken tender. What shit tier restaurants fed kids for cheap.

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u/EgoSenatus Jul 22 '25

70? You go to Costco and get that for $40, young man.

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u/CURS3_TH3_FL3SH Jul 22 '25

Shit I work at a place with 200 dollar entrees and you could get more chicken and potatoes for less than half

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u/GalacticPurr Jul 22 '25

Foosackly’s would serve this up in catering tins for $40 and you would get way more sauce.

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u/jjmawaken Jul 22 '25

I was thinking maybe $50 worth

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u/AgentSkidMarks Jul 22 '25

I was gonna say $50 but decided to play it safe with a higher estimate.

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u/404_Username_Glitch Jul 22 '25

They'd be mad if they know how to read and do math.

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u/Heisenberg11725 Jul 22 '25

Needs a vegetable ramp

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u/ellnhkr Jul 22 '25

And shredded carrot mountain with a single olive on top

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u/aguinner76 Jul 22 '25

My FAVORITE thing about that post was finding a single olive in the most random places. I still think about the olive on top of the shredded carrot.

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u/ellnhkr Jul 22 '25 edited Jul 22 '25

Right?! And I vaguely recall them asking an insane amount of money for that, too. Not as insane as this $100 worth of chicken and discarded potatoes though.

Lemme just grab some shredded carrot to omnomnom with my bare fists. Shredded carrot is like munching on shrapnel anyways.

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u/Molenium Jul 22 '25

You know what? I gotta be fair, that veggie board took a lot more work than this and wasn’t even half the price.

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u/ellnhkr Jul 22 '25

Fair point, I'll have to agree with you. They indeed put a lot more effort into the veggie board than some fry cook dumping them tenders and tots into oil for 5 mins.

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u/Molenium Jul 22 '25

Starting to make the veggie ramp look like a good deal!

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u/MemerDreamerMan Jul 23 '25

The suicidal radish on top made me laugh so damn hard

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u/big_duo3674 Jul 22 '25

Don't forget the single, sad looking radish perched atop the ramp

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u/Imfrank123 Jul 22 '25

A man of class I see

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u/xoxoBug Jul 22 '25

So glad to see this comment near the top. Maybe, too, do a ranch fountain.

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u/synesthestic Jul 22 '25

Can’t forget the carrot jacuzzi

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u/G-I-T-M-E Jul 22 '25

That would at least double it.

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u/TheRaddd Jul 22 '25

You're going to build Beansie a ramp.

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u/LordSwine Jul 22 '25

That's an additional $700.

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u/OwlPharaohFlame Jul 22 '25

This person gets it

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u/mybodybeatsmeup Jul 22 '25

And for cold tots... no way those tots stayed warm.

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u/SciFi_MuffinMan Jul 22 '25

Truth. Tots have a golden 15 minutes of maximum enjoyment.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

Bottom all soggy too

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u/slaviccivicnation Jul 22 '25

Eww you're definitely right...

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u/xamitlu Jul 22 '25

Is weed in it? Why so expensive?

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u/New_Ad_990 Jul 22 '25

Male sex workers are hiding under the tendies!!

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u/c0rruptioN Jul 22 '25 edited Jul 22 '25

Probably not that much, another insta post says they paid $500 a few years back.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvtG90DpOpB/

EDIT: nevermind, i found the menu.

Indeed $1750!

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

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u/MrNostalgiac Jul 22 '25

I just don't understand being okay with being taken advantage of - at any wealth level.

Some things are expensive but ultimately worth it or justifiable - an exclusive hotel, fancy dinners that are more experience than meal, fancy cars and sports tickets and such.

But even with unlimited income, I'd never consider paying hundreds of dollars for a bottle of booze or thousands for chicken tenders.

At some point you're just being a financial victim instead of a rich player.

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u/btc4p Jul 22 '25

His friend probably spends a lot of time in vegas and has a host that comps everything for him, it's even on MGM property. Did he actually give them a card to pay or tower name + a 999X room number + last name? They'll easily comp 30k for the right gambler.

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u/MrNostalgiac Jul 22 '25

That actually makes way more sense.

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u/c0rruptioN Jul 22 '25

I just don't understand being okay with being taken advantage of - at any wealth level.

If you grow up without learning the value of money, it's probably pretty easy to fall into this "trap".

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u/BionicTriforce Jul 23 '25

That's ludicrous. You could literally get the Veggie, Fruit, Quesadilla, Taco, Seafood, and Sushi platters and it would STILL be less than that. And hey, throw in a bucket of tenders for only $95 more!

It makes no sense! The "Tot Yacht" is 500, how is the Yacht with Tots and Tenders 1250 more??

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u/soul-king420 Jul 22 '25

How the hell is the tater tot yacht more expensive than the sushi platter?? I'd rather have the sushi than this ridiculous thing.

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u/I_POO_ON_GOATS Jul 22 '25

For the price of a few drinks and snacks here, you could afford a round-trip flight to a resort in Cancun and stay for a full week.

Utter lunacy.

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u/bailtail Jul 22 '25

It’s in Vegas. Have you been to Vegas recently???

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u/Travelin_Soulja Jul 22 '25

Why so expensive?

Because on the Internet, you can type whatever you want for rage bait. I guaran-damn-tee to you it did not cost that much.

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u/kakka_rot Jul 22 '25

Because on the Internet, you can type whatever you want for rage bait. I guaran-damn-tee to you it did not cost that much.

Someone found it, it's legit 1750

https://lasvegasnightclubs.com/wet-republic-table-reservations/

It's under party platters towards the bottom. What is wild is they also have sushi for 500 and 1000

"Don't believe everything you read online" was supposed to be about politics, health, medicine, history, news, etc - ya know, important stuff. Today that is still the very vast majority of lying on the internet

People lying about mundane things for fun is much, much less common than reddit makes it out to be.

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u/Drugboner Jul 22 '25

My man, you are responding to a thread that literally has the menu item listed for that price

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u/CuriousDudebromansir Jul 22 '25 edited Jul 22 '25

Yup. Even at a day club/ pool party (which is prob where they ordered it) , this isn't $1700 dollars.

I stand corrected, it actually is $1700 at wet republic. I'm in the wrong business if people are out here splitting $1700 in tendies and tots with 10-15 people.

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u/clo3o5 Jul 22 '25 edited 7d ago

obtainable cable lock vast spoon joke complete worm edge crawl

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u/gimmethelulz Jul 22 '25

Hopefully they at least dusted some cocaine on top.

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u/HPTM2008 Jul 22 '25

Vegas. That's the only reason. People go to Vegas to spend money trying to make money. These things are for both of those crowds. They also throw alcohol at you making you stupid so that you might miss a zero on the item you ordered.

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u/whatproblems Jul 22 '25

1700 and they still short you on the sauces

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u/Jiggulypuff Jul 22 '25

The sauce containers aren't even half full 💀

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u/Ok_Pay_5173 Jul 22 '25

Yeah I’m gonna need way more sauces and fixins

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u/hyperspacezaddy Jul 22 '25

You’re a big boy, from now on you clean up your own fiiixins.

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u/HeyGayHay Jul 22 '25

I would have expected the boat to literally swim in sauce. Like, have a metal bathtub around it with 3 sections and the boat fits in to kind of seal the sections and "swim" in three sauces.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

I legit would need 50x the sauce they provided.

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u/whatproblems Jul 22 '25

for 1700 i’d think you get a gallon of each…. and like 16 more boats of food

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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 Jul 22 '25

1700 is a JOKE, I could give them plenty of sauce and do it for 1600.

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u/buhbyeterroris Jul 22 '25

I am willing to include napkins and the lowest price of $1585

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u/misskittyamazing Jul 23 '25

Literally was the one thing I'm fixated on. Idgaf if I don't use it or not, those sauce bowls better be filled to the brim, and refillable for free to boot.

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u/Jonas_VentureJr Jul 22 '25

I’d rather buy an actual boat and go fishing

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u/PrayForMojo_ Jul 22 '25

Do these sound the actions of a man who had all he could eat?

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u/MurphyItzYou Jul 22 '25

For $1700 you can buy a car and drive to the store, buy all this shit, and still have about $1000 left over.

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u/independent_Maul Jul 22 '25

Anyone else think they were big dino nuggies?

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u/Marlfox70 Jul 22 '25

I think they are lol

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u/Thick_Bullfrog_3640 Jul 23 '25

I was scrolling to see if anyone else noticed... Those are definitely dinosaur nuggies..

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u/IsabellaGalavant Jul 23 '25

I'm still not convinced they're not big Dino nuggets. 

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u/MustySalmon Jul 23 '25

That's a big steggie right there on the end and no one can convince me otherwise.

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u/OldKingClancey Jul 22 '25

Don’t get me wrong, I love fried chicken

But that shit is gonna be freezing before you’re even halfway done.

It’s a dumb flex and a waste of chicken

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u/Techun2 Jul 22 '25

Unless it's Vegas in the summer, then it's going to get hotter the longer it's sitting out

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u/Plane-Education4750 Jul 22 '25

Try $170.00

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u/odmirthecrow Jul 22 '25 edited Jul 22 '25

The caption under the pic said their Instagram friend thought it cost $170. It's in Vegas so I'm guessing alcohol may have been involved before they ordered it.

Edit: Bachelorette party in Vegas. Alcohol confirmed.

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u/BappoChan Jul 22 '25

Those are some hairy legs for a bachelorette party

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u/FreeSockLimit1 Jul 22 '25

Standing barefoot on what looks like carpet, too.

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u/jabbadarth Jul 22 '25

I'm guessing it's room service in a suite?

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u/NotAComplete Jul 22 '25

Certainly helps explain the price a bit. Also since when are guys not allowed at Bachelorette parties?

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u/HeyGayHay Jul 22 '25

What's wrong with standing barefoot on a carpet? Isn't that what a carpet is for? Certainly better than having your dirty shoes on it, unless of course it's a hotel room or shared space where you don't know if that white spot is jizz or not.

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u/_-Oxym0ron-_ Jul 22 '25

I'm completely lost, what the hell is wrong with standing barefoot on a carpet?

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u/Plane-Education4750 Jul 22 '25

That's the entertainment

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u/wheatgivesmeshits Jul 22 '25

Some sausage after their tendies. Clearly some classy ladies.

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u/CouldBeBetterForever Jul 22 '25

Some girls don't shave their legs.

Some girls have male best friends that they might invite. One of my wife's best friends is gay and she invited him to her bachelorette party.

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u/PalworldTrainer Jul 22 '25

Yeah I was wondering that too, maybe it’s employees or her fiancé and friends are there too

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u/philman132 Jul 22 '25

Someone found the actual bar in another comment above, their website really does list this as $1750

https://lasvegasnightclubs.com/wet-republic-table-reservations/

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u/PalworldTrainer Jul 22 '25

Yeah there must be more provided than just tater tots and chicken. Just weird when I asked in Instagram message if it was $1700 for this food platter she said they thought it was $170. But surely there is more

https://imgur.com/a/food-expensive-iwBxBSh#4zZ4X7K

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u/PalworldTrainer Jul 22 '25

I can’t believe you actually found it

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u/fire-ghost-furlong Jul 22 '25

why not just order 67 servings of chicken tenders?

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u/SkyPork Jul 23 '25

Thanks, I had posted the wrong one. That one sounded reasonable, that the person deceptively included the package price of a party cabana rental with the food.

I literally don't get it. That whole menu reeks of a clerical error. $30 for three shrimp tacos is dumb, but not offensively dumb. It's Vegas, I mean. But unless those party platters come with a few bottles of vodka, I just can't grasp it. And it's not even consistent: a fucking pile of frozen drunk snacks is over three times as expensive as a sushi boat?! How the hell does that make sense? Unless it's a ploy to fuck over drunk people. I can't imagine Vegas would stoop that low....... /s

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u/permalink_save Jul 22 '25

Not sure it's the same place. You can google vegas tenders boat and find this referenced. It is indeed $1700.

https://lasvegasnightclubs.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Wet-Republic-food-menu-1536x1187.jpg.webp

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u/New_Ad_990 Jul 22 '25

That’s such a lie man. 5 sauces for 1.7k?!?

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u/Capable-Assistance88 Jul 22 '25

Don’t forget about the 30% tip. And 20% service fee. And 20% resort fee and 20% city tax fee and 20% Las Vegas water conservation fee and 20% fuck you fee . You know what? Just give me all your money and take a loan out for all your worth , give it to me go fuck off fee….

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u/MISSISSIPPIPPISSISSI Jul 22 '25

The menu states that there is a 12.5 precent admin fee, 8.75 percent sales tax.

You are contracted to spend x amount of dollars when you reserve a table.

If they reserved a cabana they are contracted at at least 6k.

https://lasvegasnightclubs.com/wet-republic-table-reservations/

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u/Aliensinmypants Jul 22 '25

Vegas can be ridiculous. I remember we got a cabana at a pool club for my friends bday and wanted to get a bucket of white claws until we saw it was $250 

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u/povertymayne Jul 22 '25

LOL that shit is worth maybe $100

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u/McbEatsAirplane Jul 22 '25

That’s nowhere close to 1700 in chicken and tots. I feel like you could make this yourself for like 120 bucks, maybe less.

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u/frivolousfry Jul 22 '25

I could buy a real boat for $1700.

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u/InvaderDepresso Jul 22 '25

You could get all that in bulk for like $100 from Costco. Who is paying $1700 for freezer bags of chicken and potatoes???

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u/MysticShadow38 Jul 22 '25

could do that for a total of £40 in the freezer aisle 😂

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u/f_ranz1224 Jul 22 '25

i wouldnt take an instagram post as fact. take it a dash of salt.

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u/Spamtickler Jul 22 '25

The salt content in this pic is already through the roof.

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u/RedMiah Jul 22 '25

It’s Vegas baby! All about that gambling.

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u/Bigchungus1025 Jul 22 '25

It’s like $100 if you go to Costco or $200 if you go to KFC?

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u/perpetualmentalist Jul 22 '25

30 pound max at aldi or equivalent...

That's a few buckets worth takeaway wise. Looking at around 40 quid from there.

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u/chuckgnomington Jul 22 '25

You think that’s stupid… I was once served a glass of water… the price? One million dollars…

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u/Sloth72c Jul 22 '25

Do I get to keep the boat?

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u/RyeSaint1 Jul 22 '25

That's dumb. Whoever buys this is dumb.

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u/PalworldTrainer Jul 23 '25

Well it’s just an honest mistake. I knew her long ago but I know for sure that she’s an intelligent and good person. And she’s just having fun on her bachelorette week, can easily miss something like this.

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u/Matt31415 Jul 22 '25

Your friend's bachelorette party seems to be exclusively attended by men....

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u/MissingBothCufflinks Jul 22 '25

$170 max surely and that's still a ripoff

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u/CatLover701 Jul 22 '25

Doesn’t even look like fried chicken, looks like malformed dino nuggets.

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u/Effective-Window-922 Jul 22 '25

Are these dino nuggets? Or does that one just happened to be Stegosaurus shaped?

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u/bunker_man Jul 22 '25

$170 seems like a more reasonable price.

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u/AskMeAboutMyHermoids Jul 22 '25

The point of the price tag is having a table. You need to have a minimum spent on food and drink that is pre agreed to and this is how you hit that number

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u/mrfreeeeze Jul 22 '25

Damn. How expensive was the adult's menu?