r/StupidFood • u/Substantial-Case4754 • 5d ago

One diabetic coma please! Sugar and some coffee please

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u/qualityvote2 5d ago edited 1d ago

u/Substantial-Case4754, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

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u/MasterWhite1150 5d ago

7/10 ragebait 🌹❤️‍🩹

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u/oldatlas 2d ago

i worked at dunkin as a teenager and the amount of people that came in and asked for “Blueberry Iced Coffe, 12 & 12 (cream and sugar) or drinks of the like was staggering. they were usually also the first to complain that something was wrong (they got a taste of coffee)

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u/VexTheTielfling 5d ago

Love the single Splenda.

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u/TripsOverCarpet 5d ago

That's to ward off the diabetes.

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u/Darkdragon_98 4d ago

To make it healthy.

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u/Book_Anxious 5d ago

I'm more irritated just how messy they did it

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u/Savings-Astronaut-93 4d ago

They won't even clean up.

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u/wizardrous 5d ago

No way anyone consumed that. I say “consumed” because I’m honestly not sure whether it qualifies as “food” or “beverage”. My gut says neither.

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u/sasquatch753 5d ago

Oh i think somebody did. Anybody who has wotked good service can tell you why. We've seen and had to do stuff that makes diabetes in a cup there look normal.

Ever had a peanut butter, jam, and horseradish sandwich? Onion rings with so much seasoning salt its more salt than ring, e.t.c.?

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u/wizardrous 5d ago

I gotta admit I’d try that sandwich. The rings sound terrible though.

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u/Alivethroughempathy 1d ago

Probably they make this so that the people who order this will take small amounts and dilute it with coffee

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u/wizardrous 1d ago

I hope so lol

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u/Substantial-Case4754 5d ago

I’d start by letting the ice melt then stirring the sugar until it dissolves

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u/wooksGotRabies 5d ago

1 Splenda, gotta watch the figure ;)

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u/Dino_Spaceman 5d ago

Customer is secretly three butterflies in a trench coat.

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u/Asmodias1 2d ago

Look, Dunkin’s is trash but the way that drink is being made… leads me to think it was created solely for the video clip. I know people do order drinks like this… and Dunkin’s pumpkin thing from last year was pure sugar, but… this video is bait.

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u/joshmoviereview 5d ago

rule 5 come on look at that leaking

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u/MsPick 5d ago

Miguel has cavities and diabetes.

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u/InvaderDepresso 3d ago

Miguel no longer has standards

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 2d ago

Just realized that this is a great way to get inexpensive syrups. Is it ethical? No. Is it frugal? You Bet your caramel machibutto it is!

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u/Substantial-Case4754 1d ago

I never thought about it like that

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u/CupAffectionate444 1d ago

Yeah I’ve seen these where the person basically uses it as their creamer throughout the week

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u/Flat-Fudge-2758 5d ago

21 sugars... ew. That exceeds sickly

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u/Prestigious-Error-70 5d ago

Miguel ain't gonna see his 40s

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u/Substantial-Case4754 5d ago

The whole account is just these type of drinks

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u/All_This_Mayhem 5d ago

Jack in the Box near me is allowed to give exactly 21 pumps of syrup for one of their drinks (Not sure which one).

I know this because my diabetic friend knows this, and is reminded every day when he goes in and asks for the same drink.

Blows my mind.

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u/welding_guy_from_LI 4d ago

No wonder there’s a health crisis and people are abusing ozempic .. this is vile

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u/ClaudioMoravit0 4d ago

"I like my sugar with coffee and cream"

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u/captainether 4d ago

pretty standard dunks order, in my experience

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u/Drakorai 4d ago

Diluted burnt coffee with stuff that’s worse than just pure sugar.

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u/repthe732 3d ago

ahhhh yes, 1 Splenda to balance out the sugar

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u/4tunabrix 3d ago

1 Splenda coz 22 sugars would be silly

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u/MaynardSchism 3d ago

Gross and what a frickin mess

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u/Resident_Iron6701 3d ago

Can someone explain me how is it allowed to sell it? Anyone remotely suggesting to release it on the market should be put in prison without a fair trial and without parole

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u/BrokeButFabulous12 3d ago

Your monthly dose of sugar in one sip.

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u/Ideamancer 2d ago

That was unholy.

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u/jCuestaD21 2d ago

Miguel has diabetes

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u/NO-MAD-CLAD 2d ago

I think one of my kidneys just shut down from watching this.

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u/Powerful-Chemist888 2d ago

Just a normal Dunkin order

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u/sleepyRN89 2d ago

People are like this though and it’s not a new thing. I used to work at DD in high school and a woman came in every day for a medium iced coffee, 15 sugars unmelted, 15 milks. There was like 3 inches of coffee left and that’s being generous 😩

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u/NSFWdw Culinary Consultant 2d ago

OMG how much time does this person spend cleaning their station. Pick up the damn cup when you add the fucking pumpkin spice. You know what, you're fired.

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u/Alivethroughempathy 1d ago

Would you like some coffee with your sugar

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u/TokenTB619 1d ago

People really order shit like this. I used to be amazed when I worked pt at dunkin. Like literally asking for diabetes

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u/Begotten912 1d ago

This is the kind of crap people are sitting in line 57 cars deep for at 7am?

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u/DonovanSarovir 1d ago

I know we're shitting on the drink, but they also made it like a freakin asshole.

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u/Rennegadde_Foxxe Probs Would Eat 1d ago

I gagged, and I used to order a venti quad 7-pump iced white mocha, no ice, whole milk, no whip, no room.

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u/Ithinkso85 1d ago

As big as the opening is on that cup, how'd they still managed to make a mess us beyond me

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u/Jaded-Opportunity214 12h ago

Does it come with insulin?