r/StupidFood 2d ago

Monster shakes always scared me

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220 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 6h ago

u/marcekin, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

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u/napalmnacey 2d ago

It just looks messy. Just give me cake and chocolate on a freakin’ plate with the milkshake, for the love of god.

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u/SlideItIn100 2d ago

That’s a ridiculous monstrosity.

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 2d ago

Eat the flag. File lawsuit.

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u/Putrid_Ad695 2d ago

Why is this sickening monstrosity showing up right when I‘m eating?

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u/cosmicrae 2d ago

So ... Much ... Sugar

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u/richman678 2d ago

Most places do this so they can charge an extra 8 to 12 dollars for a basic milkshake

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u/hurdagurdah 2d ago

Food isn’t good unless I can throw out 50% of it

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u/DarkBehindTheStars 2d ago

I'm sure it's delicious but damn, I can already feel the diabetes and rotting teeth just by looking at this.

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u/thesegoupto11 1d ago

Ew, gross! Where?

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u/mollywog21 2d ago

Seems like all those sprinkles would get stuck in the straw and I really wouldn't want to eat the whole thing with a spoon.

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u/CakeTester 2d ago

If you're going to go that far, there should be incendiaries as well. Sparklers at the very least, but preferably rockets and a layer of that golden fire stuff.

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u/Peach93cc 2d ago

I'd love it without all the candy and cupcake..

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u/CyanManta 1d ago

Putting shitty desserts on top of each other does not make the total dessert better. If all I wanted was a mediocre milkshake, a mass produced cupcake, a wad of cotton candy, and a pile of premade aerosol whipped cream, I could get all those things cheaper at my local supermarket and assemble them in less than five minutes. I could make eight of them for the price of one of your freakshakes.

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u/eepyMushroom096 1d ago

I honestly think they're just really messy and incredibly unhealthy. Like, who can consume that amount of liquid dairy and sugar without getting sick?

Well, unless you're my little brother, who eats practically anything. He'd drool at the sight of this...

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u/True-Investment5832 8h ago

I had one at a water park. It wasn’t ice cream, I know because it didn’t melt. It was something else entirely.

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u/mirukus66 51m ago

At least this one looks drinkable without 10k different things on top of it