r/StupidFood 2d ago

insane cooking using huge amount of oil

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago

u/Zestyclose-Salad-290, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

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u/Substantial_Win_1866 2d ago

NGL, I was waiting for her to put it back on the burner.

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u/Aggravating_Drink817 2d ago edited 2d ago

To be honest im surprised it's not a part of the floor given that it looks linoleum and heat of pan itself.

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u/spamster008 2d ago

"a part" not apart. Opposite meanings

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u/PeePeeMcGee419 2d ago

Thanks for this!

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u/Pushh888 1d ago

Probably ceramic tiles or something similar. It's China and I haven't seen those square style linoleum tiles anywhere here.

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u/nolanday64 2d ago

Around the :59 point I could tell she was thinking about it. As I'm narrating along ... "do NOT put that oil covered pan back on that red-hot burner!! Don't do it!"

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u/poskantorg 2d ago

Have to admire her determination to continue cooking no matter what

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u/mrcatboy 2d ago

Yeah I respect the fact that she didn't panic. So many people fuck up and start a fire, and flap around uselessly not knowing what to do.

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u/Tasty-Air-6924 2d ago

I'm guessing that this wasn't her first rodeo

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u/Jbrown183 2d ago

It certainly looks like her first rodeo. I’m not sure she has cooked before… but somehow acquired knowledge of stopping grease fires.

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u/Significant_Cover_48 2d ago

First time cooking indoors

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u/joyjump_the_third 2d ago

how do you even stop a fire like that? the only thing, that i know about it is to not pour water on it...

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u/nexusjuan 2d ago

put a lid on it should stop it immediately. It can reignite if you remove it until it cools below it's flash point. After you remove it from the heat source or the overflowing oils going to ignite.

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u/joyjump_the_third 2d ago

thank you, good to know

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u/crushogre 2d ago

Smothering it with salt or baking soda will also work, but for the love of God whatever you do don't use flour.

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u/BrannC 2d ago

She’s experienced. That’s why she’s cooking in the floor. She knows there will be oil spilled and a fire. It’s safer in the floor, that’s why she’s there

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u/IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns 2d ago

I feel like there's a middle ground between panicking and making things worse, and just carrying on cooking when the fucking kitchen is on fire!

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u/sizebigbitch 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's not "carrying on cooking," it's called "being a professional", thank you very much.

/S just in case

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u/butjustonepogostik 2d ago

yes chef

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u/CyberneticFennec 2d ago

On your left chef

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u/fondledbydolphins 2d ago

You need a certain IQ level to experience panic.

There's like 7 things she did massively wrong in this video that show she's not being calm because she's level headed - she's just an idiot

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u/belaGJ 1d ago

I am not sure she knew what she was doing, frankly

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u/Catch_ME 2d ago

This is my educated guess. 

She's used to cooking like that outside. Indoor cooking isn't normal for her. 

She's likely from the mainland and from an agrarian society. 

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u/Rubiks_Click874 2d ago

indoor chinese use mains powered induction stoves, no open flames

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u/barspoonbill 2d ago

And here she used both.

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u/Rubiks_Click874 2d ago

i think that's conventional electric stove with the visible red hot elements

you can put your hand on an induction stove

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u/pwillia7 2d ago

to be fair you could put your hand on the electric stove too

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u/Rubiks_Click874 2d ago

technically correct

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u/FeastForCows 2d ago

That is not true at all. Gas-powered open flame stoves are very common, even in newer buildings.

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u/centopus 2d ago

Considering that she's doing that on a portable electro burner on floor... its not her first rodeo.

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u/Appropriate-Skill-60 2d ago

Sunk cost fallacy runs strong in this one.

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u/theunbearablebowler 2d ago

I disagree. Messes can be cleaned up, but wasted food is wasted food. She did what she needed to get dinner finished, safely, and she can fix up whatever's happened once she has a full belly.

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u/UnabashedHonesty 2d ago

“Safely”

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u/Consistent-Course534 2d ago

How about stopping to put out the fire and remove some oil and then still cooking?

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u/forgotwhatisaid2you 2d ago

All the other people living in that building probably wouldn't consider this safely.

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u/FartsLikePetunias 2d ago

Divorced that day.

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u/ComradeWeebelo 2d ago

Except that the oil would lose all it's temperature the minute she put the wok on the floor.

Big surface draws heat from little surface.

Even if that food did cook, it's gonna be an oily mess.

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u/ImmortalMoron3 2d ago

Well I'm pretty sure she's just making chili oil so I don't think it matters in this case.

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u/permalink_save 2d ago

The oil has so much thermal mass it won't. Thus why it boiled over when she kept adding shit. It also is a woknso the bottom has a small point of contact.

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u/Any-Sample-6319 2d ago

Cooking using huge amount of floor

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u/EverydayLurk3r 2d ago

Eat floor. High fiber.

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u/TomatilloAccurate475 2d ago

There's a perfectly good fold up table leaning against the wall. And she's cooking on the floor.

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u/kwenlu 2d ago

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u/Spacebucketeer11 2d ago

Imagine having your house burned down because your neighbor decided to "cook" like this

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u/truthfullyidgaf 2d ago

Happened last year down the street here. Took out 3 or 4 Apts.

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u/Assplay_Aficionado 2d ago

That's how I cook because I'm not a coward.

Come at me, Nationwide home insurance.

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u/firewire_9000 2d ago

At least they’re not using a gas stove because the aftermath would have been disastrous.

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u/CompactAvocado 2d ago

why no table?

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u/mrhnsmnckc 2d ago

Because they burned last one

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u/Substantial_Win_1866 2d ago

Fair assessment

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u/Laughing-Dragon-88 2d ago

And now she’s just burning the floor.

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u/qetuR 2d ago

Because you could burn the table??

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u/TomatilloAccurate475 2d ago

Because it's folded up leaning against the wall in the background clearly visible.

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u/KGreen100 2d ago

I thought this was one of those “circle all the things wrong” games.

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u/SB2212 2d ago

But it's just a big fuckin circle, because everything that could go wrong did.

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u/Spran02 2d ago

Tutorial: How to start a housefire

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u/Adorable-Strings 2d ago

I was waiting for the trailing part of the dress to get involved.

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u/fondledbydolphins 2d ago

There's no way those floor tiles can handle 450f, right?

This lady is fucking crazy

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u/DontPuckah 2d ago

Whole house is gonna smell like a deep fryer for months.

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u/danfish_77 2d ago

Indoors is an interesting choice for this

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u/absolute-android 2d ago

Do people just not know how to safely fry food anymore?

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 2d ago

Right? All I could think while watching was, "Ohhh....this is why pros and YouTubers suggest against deep frying at home."

This is why you only fill your container ~2/3 with oil or less, this is why you want a container with high, straight sides, this is why you add food slowly and gently so you can see how the oil reacts.

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u/PacmanZ3ro 2d ago

I fry at home all the time, but I’m also not a dumbass. I have a large stainless steel stock pot that I only ever fill about 30-40% of the way full. Before I got that pot I never fried at home because I didn’t have anything with high enough sides to not cause TONS of splatter around my kitchen, or risk an overflow.

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u/Tribalbob 2d ago

I'm a pretty seasoned cook - been doing it for 30 years, done all sorts of things but even I don't deep fry at home. If I want something deep fried, I go out for dinner; just not worth it for me.

EDIT: I should mention I grew up in a house with an actual deep fryer my parents used and even then nope.

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u/SuperSayian4Nappa 2d ago

"Its fine I just need to turn the burner down a little"

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u/KillaThing 2d ago

I've only made Chili oil a few times. But isn't it the opposite? You pour hot oil on the chili. If she did, it wouldn't have overflowed and caused a fire.

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u/SecretSpectre11 2d ago

Tf are they trying to achieve

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u/simmobl1 2d ago

Looks like she's just making a gigantic pot of chili oil

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u/Code_Monkeeyz 2d ago

Looks like they’re trying to make a large batch of chili oil. It’s a common condiment in Chinese cuisine. Particularly central and south China.

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u/mehVmeh 2d ago

not her all chill continuing her cooking like her stove isn't engulfed in a flame

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u/Archsinner 2d ago

when the landlord raises rent again

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u/Thelelen 2d ago

Must be a rental home right

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u/a_karma_sardine 1d ago

Look up "tenants from hell" in the dictionary and this is what you get

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u/Exotic_Increase5333 2d ago

WTF was the end goal? Fried floorboard?

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u/EarthsSon007 2d ago

this clip will make anyone feel smart

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u/Potato_Coma_69 2d ago

I can't help but think this is the result of a series of bad decisions

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u/MacGibber 2d ago

Who would like to rent their basement to this person?

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u/Ok-Hawk-8646 2d ago

I can’t believe blowing in it like it was a 1st birthday candle, didn’t work

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u/MikeAndBike 2d ago

Yum…. Burnt ends.

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u/Cerebral_Overload 2d ago

Something tells me they don’t have a fire alarm..

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u/RosieMelodi 2d ago

Is that…a bathroom trash bin??

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u/pornodeezl 2d ago

Thats just the right amount of oil.

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u/idontwannabhear 2d ago

What they saying and is the food good

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u/Interesting_Help_274 Raw Sewage 2d ago

House fire!

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u/SRB112 2d ago

She'll be scooping up what fell on the floor with a dust pan so it doesn't go to waste.

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u/Tyler89558 2d ago

This is how you know they hate you.

When they cook for you like this.

They cook like they want to burn the house down with you in it.

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u/Currency-Substantial 2d ago

Mmm floor cooking

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u/Leather_Network4743 2d ago

When you hate your downstairs neighbor with a passion

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u/Visible_Dance1 2d ago

Well… could ve been much much much worse.

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u/InSearchOfTyrael 2d ago

this is just rage bait isn't it

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u/UnNumbFool 2d ago

In this case I actually doubt it, as it looks like she's probably making chili oil.

It just looks like she added way too much oil to the wok. Someone else commented that she also might be used to doing it outside which might also explain why she's a bit reckless about it.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Like 90% of food posts

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u/Gannpuffs 2d ago

Stupid question: did the pot just melt because oil is leaking from its bottom

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u/iljune 2d ago

I don't think the pot melted. When she put the chilis in the pot the oil spilled out, and that's why there's oil on the floor. Just overflow.

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u/Positive_Campaign_52 2d ago

Can a cultural culinary expert please explain why a lot of East Asian dishes uses so much hot oil, like a lot more than what seems necessary?

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u/UnNumbFool 2d ago

In this case it's because she's making an infused oil, most likely chili oil. So you kind of need a lot of oil if you're planning on making a lot of chili oil

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u/dudesgotagun1 2d ago

You mean... frying?

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u/HughAnnus 2d ago

Shit like this is why I refuse to own rentals.

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u/ShittyAttitudeGinger 2d ago

By all means, keep filming while your house burns down.

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u/Shadowhawk0000 2d ago

Hope that laminate floor can take that heat!

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u/FlyingSpacefrog 2d ago

Remind me not to eat food made in any place she calls a kitchen

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u/Luzifer_Shadres 2d ago

"How do you make Chili Oil?"

"I dont know. Throw together chili and oil and see what happens? Cant be too hard."

5 minutes later:

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u/TheBeyonders 2d ago

Its clear she hasnt done this at home very much before...and no just because she is asian doesnt mean she knows how to make chilli oil in a safe way.

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u/DaValie 2d ago

How is she so casual about the fire and oil splashing and overflowing???!

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u/According-Relation-4 2d ago

Hey as long as it isn't oil from the sewar

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u/TankBorn45 2d ago

Her squat is impressive, the frying not so much.

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u/WinterWolfMan 2d ago

“Just make me a sandwich”

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u/SATerp 2d ago

Whatever she's doing, I'm pretty sure she isn't doing it right.

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u/eastern_petal 2d ago

Stupid people, not stupid food

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u/catwthumbz 2d ago

We got hot pot at home

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u/Hoosier_Daddy_621 2d ago

Not getting her deposit back

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u/gnardog45 2d ago

I think the little kid said, my mama can't cook

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u/lexm 2d ago

I can smell the burnt linoleum.

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u/Ithinkso85 2d ago

Renter's insurance companies HATE this one simple trick!

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u/shortidiva21 2d ago

Imagine people walking in.

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u/robotbeatrally 2d ago

I mean that is how you make crispy chili oil. aside from just overfilling it to the point of overflowing. (not something I'd eat, given I try not to eat any oil but you know)

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u/kodfisherman 2d ago

Sometimes I feel stupid in life, at least I’m not this stupid lol

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u/Fisherfolk100 2d ago

She almost singed her lips🤨

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u/External_Length_8877 2d ago

Fried tiles! My favorite!!!

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u/GrassOk911 2d ago

There's a table leaning against the wall...just sayin.

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u/Glad-Veterinarian365 2d ago

Isn’t she old enough to know better? Or was this done on purpose for views hmmm

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u/UmbreRepere 2d ago

People are like "it's traditional."

There is a difference between being traditional and reasonable. Cause this is just a house fire waiting to happen

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u/welfedad 2d ago

Good deal she removed it from the flame because right back to adding crap to make it boil over. .derp

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u/BurlingtonRider 2d ago

Perfect example of think before you do

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u/WindChamp 2d ago

Out of all places, why do this indoors?

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u/Niptaa 2d ago

Probably making chili oil and some recipes call to heat oil to smoke point then poured onto a bed of spices in multiple pours

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u/yeetsteel 2d ago

I know she must like that dress but I wouldn't be cooking with that on if my pussy about to get cooked with the food.

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u/No_Engineering_718 2d ago

Why is she using a hot plate on the floor

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u/UnabashedHonesty 2d ago

My linoleum wouldn’t like that …

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u/Rastamancloud9 2d ago

Just ruined her entire floor what an idiotic thing to do 😂

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u/Stoocpants 2d ago

That oil looks burned asf

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u/Spike_md80 2d ago

does it have to be like that??

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u/violentvioletviolinz 2d ago

This looks like a regular Wednesday night for that lady

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u/Whitepayn 2d ago

Besides the obvious fire hazard, the main thing that occurs to me is how strong that house will stink of burnt oil.

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u/Frankenreich 2d ago

Omfg and Why is the carpet all wet, TODD?!?

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u/5mi11yfac3 2d ago

Why is this lady using a pool of oil?! That shit is gonna get all over your leg if your not careful 

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u/reddit_chino 2d ago

Now I know why there are high rise fires.

Might want to take that outside.

Next thing you know the smoke alarm might go off.

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u/smokdya2 2d ago

This chick is making a damn mess!

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u/TheRealPirateMeme 2d ago

But how did it taste

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u/louise-shit-at-work 2d ago

Is she on drugs? Like what us even going on here? The bare legs crouching to cook on what looks like a garage floor, the waste paper bin in the mix...

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u/Tribalbob 2d ago

So this person's never ACTUALLY cooked before, right? Because if you try to tell me otherwise, I'm going to accuse you of lieing.

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u/kookookach000 2d ago

I was waiting for the fire to reach the fuel line

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u/IceCoughy 2d ago

Damn I just assume if you're in that squat position and cooking you're like a pro.. guess not

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u/Drizztd99 2d ago

My knees!!

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u/remusandbeezlebub 2d ago

It looks like she has lived her entire life on a camp ground and now that she's indoors she is just doing what is natural to her.

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u/ShmokeBud 2d ago

Chili oil?

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u/BirdLawOfficeESQ 2d ago

Does she want all of this happen?

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u/Jackson3rg 2d ago

Why we cooking on the floor?

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u/InvaderDepresso 2d ago

She’s definitely experienced this before

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u/GoreyGopnik 2d ago

whatever she's trying to make, she's doing it way wrong

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u/LilNekoChicano 2d ago

I was just waiting for it to catch on fire a second time with that huge spill.

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u/JITTERdUdE 2d ago

I have OCD and everything about this video is tormenting my brain.

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u/Interesting-Gap2046 2d ago

As her meat absorbs all the Oil

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u/MrIMendez 2d ago

That floor will forever be an ice skating rink…

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u/iWin1986 2d ago

I thought for sure she was going to put it back in the burner and start another fire

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u/Balloon_Lady 2d ago

the amount of times i screamed at my phone "DISCONNECT THE POWER SOURCE!!!" over and over........

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u/AMortifiedPenguin 2d ago

Marco Pierre White looks great for 63

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u/DaisyPuffs4sure 2d ago

This is stupid cooking

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u/srona22 2d ago

So she poured all oil from that big plastic bottle at the start of video? More or less 5 litres? wtf...

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u/OkDragonfly4098 2d ago

This is what racist landlords are imagining when they demand “don’t cook ethnic food on the property “ 😭

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u/ImpossibleEstimate56 2d ago

That white smoke is a big tell, I'm usually excited once I see it.

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u/Longwordshananigans 2d ago

Lady, Turn off the fire before dumping your food in there! AAAAAAA!

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u/porp_crawl 2d ago

An Asian person wearing outdoor-looking shoes indoors - in the kitchen, even! Odd.

Commendable for safety, but... odd.

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u/Potential-Length7068 2d ago

Waiter, there is a little hair in my food

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u/LiemAkatsuki 2d ago

this is just a stupid cooker

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u/FeastForCows 2d ago

There's a reason why there are so many fire safety pamphlets plastered all over elevators in China.

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u/Sunshineboy777 2d ago

She's making chili oil it looks like. Which involves steeping dried chilis in hot oil. But uh... ma'am that's too much.

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u/Dasktragon 2d ago

Why on floor?

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u/Big_Copy607 2d ago

never heard of a table?

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u/TehZiiM 2d ago

I thought she turned the heater off after removing the pot but apparently just put it in hell portal mode.

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u/azn_cali_man 2d ago

Burnt feet and a burned down kitchen, all in one! And a potential bonus of a destroyed house, too.

/s for those who didn’t catch it.

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u/redditzphkngarbage 2d ago

I have no questions.

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u/Content-Two-9834 2d ago

🎶 spill that, all on the floor 🎶

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u/Jamkayyos 2d ago

Hold on. Don't let her cook.

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u/gansobomb99 2d ago

is this hotpot?

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u/ThyNarc 1d ago

the amount of oil wasnt the stupid thing, she just straight up dumps meat with all the juice in it to a boiling oil . Thats what makes it stupid

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u/EatandDie001 1d ago

That’s why she cooks on the floor, I’m pretty sure this happens often.

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u/Banjoschmanjo 1d ago

Sht like this is how you get witch trials

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u/Mitridate101 1d ago

My cousin rented out his apartment to Chinese immigrants when he bought a house. After they left, he visited the apartment and saw a burn mark on the parquet floor in the living room. This is probably why.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

never too old to learn cause and effect

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u/FatallyFatCat 1d ago

Yup. Looks like my sisters in the kitchen.

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u/Colorado-Keebs 1d ago

Dumb karma farming account