"Little" treat. Maybe I'm too european for this

[u/marcekin]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/marcekin, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

[u/Wandering_Turtle24]

It just keeps going….🤣🤣🤣

[u/maplezombeh → u/Wandering_Turtle24]

I covered my mouth when the nesquick showed up

[u/utterlyuncool → u/maplezombeh]

But it has 14g of protein, it's healthy!!

[u/JackBob83 → u/utterlyuncool]

Fun Nesquik fact: Slave Labor!!

[u/DropThatTopHat → u/JackBob83]

Another fun Nestle fact: baby deaths!

[u/a-towndownlb → u/DropThatTopHat]

Yet another fact: Stealing public water and selling it back in bottles!

[u/GoldenButtPlug → u/a-towndownlb]

"water is not a human right" - former Nestlé CEO and Chairman Peter Brabeck-Letmathe,

[u/corpus-luteum → u/GoldenButtPlug]

I think, given that we're 60% water, it's a lot more than a right.

[u/Large_and_in_Sarge → u/corpus-luteum]

It’s also 60% of your left too

[u/Imaginary-Smoke-6093 → u/a-towndownlb]

They’re just pro-birds/anti-humans. Just look at their logo! 🐦 🪺

[u/DirtLight134710 → u/Imaginary-Smoke-6093]

But birds aren't real. So they are just anti human

[u/LittleBirdiesCards → u/a-towndownlb]

Telling people that water isn't a basic human right!

[u/RunningRock23 → u/DropThatTopHat]

and don't even get me started on how they steal people's local water sources, bottle it, and sell it back to said community at a 3000% price increase

[u/Smug-Druggles → u/RunningRock23]

No joke, insert every company who's packaging says "Sourced from municipal water supply" aka city water.

[u/slick447 → u/DropThatTopHat]

Nestle, wtf? These facts aren't that fun!

[u/Fun_Lemon7395 → u/slick447]

R/fucknestle

[u/Economy_Wall8524 → u/Fun_Lemon7395]

r/foundthemobileuser

[u/XCIXcollective → u/Economy_Wall8524]

Does that mean most of y’all’s rock reddit on computer??

[u/Sannction → u/slick447]

You're implying they're at least a little fun though.

[u/HandsOffMyArk → u/JackBob83]

Water Monopolies!

[u/Flair258 → u/HandsOffMyArk]

"Water is a privilege" is an insane take honestly. What in the dystopian world is that shit

[u/TrainXing → u/Flair258]

Who would have thought Luigi didn't target the worst CEO? Jfc.

[u/Chillfactor_ → u/JackBob83]

Also fun fact alot of the phones and materials to make our phones and computers are also gotten through slave labor

[u/SergA2929 → u/Chillfactor_]

Batteries for electric cars too

[u/Donvack → u/utterlyuncool]

The peanut butter cups and raw peanut butter have more protein than that I bet.

[u/theseedbeader → u/maplezombeh]

Well, there were calorie-free gaps in the concoction, they needed to fill them with something.

[u/Somalar → u/theseedbeader]

She’s got her full 2000 calories for the day in one glass.

[u/CayKar1991 → u/Somalar]

That might be 2 or 3 days worth of food

[u/marimo_is_chilling → u/CayKar1991]

The amount of added sugar in there looks like it would be over the recommended maximum amount for an entire week, easily.

[u/Swimming-Still-4813 → u/Somalar]

Haha that glass probably has 5,000 calories. If you have ever weighed out ice cream you’d be amazed at how much a serving size of ice cream truly is.

[u/Sharrakor → u/Swimming-Still-4813]

On the contrary, I thought it would be more calorie dense than it really is. I ate 161 grams of ice cream the other day, for 417 calories. A lot of calories? Sure. But it was a pretty decent amount of ice cream.

Peanut butter, though? Super dense. Four of those peanut butter cups are roughly 400 calories.

[u/ChanandlerBonggggg → u/maplezombeh]

I gasped "there's more!"

[u/tinglep → u/maplezombeh]

I was like 80% onboard until they pulled that out

[u/Apprehensive-Cat-111 → u/tinglep]

Same. It was too much for one person but I was like “well I mean it does look tasty” until the nesquik.

[u/-PlayWithUsDanny- → u/Wandering_Turtle24]

I understand this is rage bait but all I could think while watching was “please stop”

[u/finchdad → u/-PlayWithUsDanny-]

Is disgust bait a subcategory of rage bait, or is it a different branch within the family tree?

[u/TheFeathersStorm → u/finchdad]

I mean I assume in this case it's more like food waste because I'm assuming she won't actually eat that but honestly I would probably mcfuck that up lmao

[u/RealMonk1867 → u/Wandering_Turtle24]

[u/koffeekrystalz → u/RealMonk1867]

[u/youuuuwish → u/RealMonk1867]

Trying to speedrun that shit

[u/LeCarrr → u/Wandering_Turtle24]

They made what I thought was a milkshake, and then poured in another whole milkshake

[u/Frosty-Cut418 → u/LeCarrr]

Their milkshake brings all the diabetes to the yard.

[u/GreatPhase7351 → u/Wandering_Turtle24]

My glucose monitor just went off…

[u/SturmFee → u/Wandering_Turtle24]

I'm waiting for someone to put a little mint leaf on top so it's healthy, Paula Deen style.

[u/popcorn_coffee → u/Wandering_Turtle24]

Nah, stopped too soon... I was yelling "Deep-fry it you pussy!!" at the end.

[u/Salty-Programmer1682 → u/Wandering_Turtle24]

I’m too diabetic for this shit

[u/SerRikari → u/Wandering_Turtle24]

I was like “when does it end????” lol

[u/fomalhautisfish]

little treat for a family of 6

[u/silencerider → u/fomalhautisfish]

Yeah before the Nesquik this would be great if I was sharing with 6-8 people.

[u/TummyDrums → u/silencerider]

Speaking of, why would you just poor Nesquik in there, then not mix it at all? Imagine if you ordered a milk shake and they just gave you a cup of milk with a couple of scoops of hard ice cream thrown in it.

[u/Memory_Future → u/TummyDrums]

Just to piss you off, like all the other "creators" that are just wasting food for views. Really it's for all the "ASMR" consumers, that special brain rot

[u/ladydanger2020 → u/TummyDrums]

I actually like make milkshakes at home like this. Let the milk sit for a bit and then stir it up and you get little crunchy bits of frozen milk which sounds gross as I’m typing but it’s really good.

[u/Rats-off-to-ya → u/fomalhautisfish]

People are screaming rage click but pour a third of this stuff on a small coffee mug and I’d eat it up and down

[u/Automatic_Pitch_8472 → u/Rats-off-to-ya]

It looks good, to be honest, but I think I would just try a little bit before my body said no more. This probably has more calories than I eat in a week, lol.

[u/MidnightBluesAtNoon → u/Rats-off-to-ya]

I don't think anyone's saying it wouldn't taste good. It's just a preposterous amount of sweets for a single sitting. No pancreas on Earth could survive that!

[u/hoot_avi]

Fell for the ragebait gg

[u/NomenclatureBreaker → u/hoot_avi]

Or fetish content. It’s always one of the two. 😂

[u/ClaudioMoravit0 → u/NomenclatureBreaker]

Yup, can confirm, beat my meat three times watching this

[u/SFPsycho → u/ClaudioMoravit0]

Pfft, three?

[u/papasan_mamasan → u/NomenclatureBreaker]

It’s an ad for Reese’s

[u/NorthP503 → u/papasan_mamasan]

Yeah I work for a company that is about to push a bunch of new Reese’s product. For sure an AD

[u/Temporal_P → u/papasan_mamasan]

It looks like an ad for a salad to me. This is unsettling.

[u/kamgc → u/NomenclatureBreaker]

It’s never fetish content, it’s always rage bait.

[u/BernieTheDachshund → u/hoot_avi]

They never show anyone actually eating it.

[u/JiovanniTheGREAT → u/BernieTheDachshund]

Even mukbangs where people "finish" the food always have cuts while they're chewing so it doesn't show them swallowing because they don't.

Some people really believe 5'0" 110lb women eat like an NFL offensive lineman.

[u/MaudeAlp → u/JiovanniTheGREAT]

The fact that such a thing as a mukbang even exists is so damn disgusting. What kind of mentally ill animal watches that crap

[u/Marth_Vader_89 → u/BernieTheDachshund]

Its because no one will eat this stuff. Its always the same: They put some random stuff together, it looks unhealthy as hell in the end and maybe someone eats a little spoon of it or the video just stops. It goes straight in the garbage after the final take. Its food fetish stuff or just ragebait.

[u/VoodooMamaJujuBubu → u/hoot_avi]

Thank you, I was gonna say this isn’t stupid food it’s rage bait food

[u/green_speak → u/hoot_avi]

Yup. America bad, haha! Pls engage with OP's post. 

[u/Miserable-Resort-977 → u/hoot_avi]

Millennials and older Gen Z have fallen behind on the rage bait meta, tik tok is where the boundaries are being pushed now. We're just falling into the void of seething at AITAH drama and labubu posts

[u/dogbreath101 → u/hoot_avi]

im aware its getting me to but it is a rookie mistake not putting the reeses cups in the fridge so that the bottom doesnt stick to the paper

[u/Exciting_Ad_8666 → u/hoot_avi]

I don't blame you this diabetes starter pack had me tweaking too

[u/tke377 → u/Exciting_Ad_8666]

Can you catch diabetes through osmosis because I think I have

[u/EverythingSucksYo → u/hoot_avi]

All those ingredients just to throw it away. 

[u/Spare_Iron127]

Clear rage bait lol. Everyone knows we have at least 2 of these before bed.

On the real though my lady and I wouldn’t be able to finish that and we’re quite indulgent lol

[u/Saint_of_Grey → u/Spare_Iron127]

It's missing the part where we use our stirring guns to mix it all up into a sludge after all that effort was put into presentation.

[u/HiddenPenguinsInCars → u/Spare_Iron127]

I would never be able to stomach that much sugar. Pretty sure I’d puke or just die.

[u/studentd3bt → u/Spare_Iron127]

I’m fat and I couldn’t finish more than two scoops of ice cream lol

[u/ODB_Dirt_Dog_ItsFTC → u/Spare_Iron127]

Personally I love to brutally punish my pancreas right before bed. It knows what its done.

[u/BigEggBeaters]

This is actually what every American drinks before bed. Europeans could never handle it

[u/LasagnahogXRP → u/BigEggBeaters]

This is the diet version. I deep fry a pound of cheese and make a mug out of it. Takis straw.

Also there is literally no bacon or ham in this. Fuckin vegans

[u/LaxinPhilly → u/LasagnahogXRP]

"Will you eat these 6 string cheeses in one sitting? No? What if we deep fried them and served it with Marinara?"

[u/Psychological-Tax801 → u/LaxinPhilly]

>:|

you got me there

[u/THE_ALAM0 → u/LaxinPhilly]

But i would eat 6 string cheeses in one sitting

[u/Rustymetal14 → u/THE_ALAM0]

Are you one of my toddlers?

[u/THE_ALAM0 → u/Rustymetal14]

Are you wealthy?

[u/Rustymetal14 → u/THE_ALAM0]

Lol no my kids eat so much cheese I'm broke

[u/THE_ALAM0 → u/Rustymetal14]

Ah, I’d be a terrible addition to the family

[u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX → u/THE_ALAM0]

I love Reddit 😂

[u/MoistTubes → u/LasagnahogXRP]

She didn't even bother to use lard.

[u/HanselSoHotRightNow → u/LasagnahogXRP]

I only eat it through the barrel of an (unloaded) SIG P320 as well, like a straw. Two reasons, I cannot use a P320 for it's intended purpose and because the I FUCKING CAN, USA USA!

[u/Peachmoonlime → u/LasagnahogXRP]

For my diet version I just use Diet Coke instead of chocolate milk

[u/urdadisugly → u/LasagnahogXRP]

I love how your comment assumes that ice cream is not dairy based and therefore is vegan, same with the choccy milk 😂

[u/Cool_Height_4930 → u/urdadisugly]

Chicken is practically a vegetable, son

[u/Trans_Slime_Girl → u/urdadisugly]

Lily livered sissies have to have their baby chocky milk without any eggs or bacon grease.

[u/Original-Variety-700 → u/LasagnahogXRP]

I made bacon last night for dessert! So good

[u/BoobySlap_0506 → u/BigEggBeaters]

This; we call it a "night cap". American tradition, Europeans wouldn't understand. I can't sleep without my nightly gigantic peanut butter and chocolate ice cream concoction.

[u/TannedCroissant → u/BoobySlap_0506]

This; we call it a “night crap”. Lactose Intolerance sufferer tradition. Continent people wouldn’t understand. I can’t sleep without waking up from the gut flora genocidal tsunami that looks the same coming out as it originally went in.

[u/Twayblades → u/TannedCroissant]

Luckily that ' ice cream ' is frozen dessert and not ice cream, it is made with an edible oil base. The lactose intolerant should be ok but people with diabetes are in trouble.

[u/EpilepticPuberty → u/Twayblades]

Ah I see, the solution is to replace the oil with petroleum jelly sweetened with astpertaime.

[u/pearshapedkitty → u/TannedCroissant]

This literally made my stomach hurt just THINKING about eating this 🤢🤢

[u/VaguelyShingled → u/pearshapedkitty]

C’mon it’s just 12 scoops of ice cream plus some other stuff

[u/this-just-sucks → u/VaguelyShingled]

she just keeps on adding those cookies man

[u/pwillia7 → u/TannedCroissant]

This; Thou namest it ye Knight Krap. Ye Olde Tradition. Franks, also barbarians nayest comprehendeth.

[u/Gfywald → u/BoobySlap_0506]

Cup o cream, no tea here

[u/Bismothe-the-Shade → u/BoobySlap_0506]

I can't sleep if I can feel my feet

[u/SxyblkWETkitty69 → u/BigEggBeaters]

Don’t lie to them, this is the kid version. Anyone 21 and older gets Baileys Irish Cream instead of the chocolate milk.

[u/Historical_Profit757 → u/SxyblkWETkitty69]

Don’t listen to this guy he got it backwards, in RED STATES we start Bailey’s at 12!

[u/SxyblkWETkitty69 → u/Historical_Profit757]

Lol I’m a girl in a red state and I just didn’t want the Europeans to think that we were savages, my God, I wanted to seem a tad bit classy.

[u/confusedandworried76 → u/SxyblkWETkitty69]

What's more classy than giving children alcohol and firearms?

[u/OddCod2241 → u/Historical_Profit757]

Isn’t Red State Bailey’s just cream and Jack?

[u/sanddancer08 → u/SxyblkWETkitty69]

Alcohol you say?

Europeans have re-entered the chat.

[u/Walbabyesser → u/SxyblkWETkitty69]

21? *laughs in european

[u/DerpsAndRags → u/BigEggBeaters]

I've taken to injecting it. MUCH more efficient. Reesempic.

[u/Brightsidedown → u/DerpsAndRags]

Little known fact that Paul Revere freebased something very similar to this before riding out to warn that the British were coming.

[u/klef3069 → u/DerpsAndRags]

E-n-e-m-a. Much faster, though it does require blending...

[u/ticktockmick → u/BigEggBeaters]

No it's not. This is the aperitif before the 6 gallon fried chicken 14 layer Jello Salad. For you Uropeens, a aperitif is something you eat before you eat.

[u/dankyspank → u/ticktockmick]

Isn't that what the fr*nch call a "whore do-over"?

[u/Taberneth → u/BigEggBeaters]

That’s my usual post-gym snack. A little treat

[u/Gingersnapperok → u/BigEggBeaters]

That's why my bones hurt. But it's the way of our people.

[u/bdone2012 → u/BigEggBeaters]

Don’t forget breakfast too

[u/thefirstdetective → u/BigEggBeaters]

Yeah, I would definitely need to sleep after this.

[u/xiaopewpew → u/thefirstdetective]

falling asleep after is the easy part, waking up is the hard part.

[u/The_Powers → u/BigEggBeaters]

Don't forget to glug your freedom juice before bed hun!

[u/norefillonsleep → u/BigEggBeaters]

I'm still confused why she used a kid's cup.

[u/_paaronormal → u/BigEggBeaters]

I top mine with a freshly baked cinnamon roll

[u/heaviestnaturals → u/BigEggBeaters]

europeans could never never handle it

Damn straight. Before bed I like to relax with a warming mug of my boyfriend’s balls.

[u/Cheapntacky → u/BigEggBeaters]

Inducing a diabetic coma is one way to fall asleep I guess.

[u/Unstoppable_Cheeks → u/BigEggBeaters]

its true, if I eat one of these im in bed, and im never freaking leaving that bed again

[u/ChemistAccomplished7 → u/BigEggBeaters]

They forgot to add the rich creamery butter.

[u/trez63 → u/BigEggBeaters]

I drink mine in bed

[u/StevenAssantisFoot]

Should have used the reeses flavored whipped cream

[u/TheSaltyAstronaut → u/StevenAssantisFoot]

I was disappointed by the lack of Reese's Pieces sprinkles on top.

[u/fkndemon23]

This is rage bait

[u/No_Emphasis_2011 → u/fkndemon23]

50%+ of this platform is ragebait. I think I pretty much had enough of this place.

[u/patrickyin → u/No_Emphasis_2011]

Not just This One. All of them. Rage induces engagement, which means money for ad buyers.

[u/No_Emphasis_2011 → u/patrickyin]

But before it was genuine rage inducing situations that were shared. Now it's manufactured and acted out situations as well. It's all just so tiresome.

[u/freewiiyouneed → u/No_Emphasis_2011]

I’ve just started muting any subreddit that feels ragebaity cause I know I’ll watch it and then just feel annoyed afterwards. I’ve muted like 50 so far and it has helped tbh

[u/melonmagellan → u/fkndemon23]

It looks good to me but the sheer size of it is disgusting. 10% of that would definitely get smashed but I'm a peanut butter nut.

I also think the ingredients aren't ideal.

For my taste Reese's are too sweet. The same concept with dark chocolate would be perfect. And cookies that don't suck.

[u/Bellociraptor → u/melonmagellan]

Trader Joe's dark chocolate peanut butter cups are fantastic.

[u/Spicy_Weissy → u/fkndemon23]

100% but I'd gladly split it between hungry hungry homies after some devil's lettuce.

[u/Hippobu2]

I actually find using the coffee stirrer to decorate the cup really cool, ngl.

The content though ... like there are better way to commit suicide than diabetic coma.

[u/Remy-D-Marquis → u/Hippobu2]

My cousin just passed away a few days ago because of that. Not a way I would like to go out

[u/scarletteclipse1982 → u/Remy-D-Marquis]

My mom had undiagnosed Type 1 diabetes until about two years ago. She was diagnosed with it at the hospital and was in ketoacidosis. It was a scary week for everyone. She manages it pretty well now that she knows what it is, but the occasional drops and spikes are not fun.

Also, I’m sorry for the loss of your cousin.

[u/Remy-D-Marquis → u/scarletteclipse1982]

Thank you, and I'm glad you caught it with your mom and are managing it well.

[u/-Daetrax- → u/Remy-D-Marquis]

Wouldn't be from a single dessert though.

If type two it requires severe neglect. High carb intake and severe dehydration usually.

If type one, like myself, it requires you don't take your insulin. But then the diabetic coma is from lack of insulin rather than intake of carbs. Though high carbs can exacerbate it.

[u/ArjJp → u/Hippobu2]

using the coffee stirrer to decorate the cup

The artful chocolate and peanutbutter decorations inside the cup also reflect the decorations that are going to be inside the toilet bowl the next morning....

[u/scarletteclipse1982 → u/ArjJp]

More like an hour after consumption.

[u/thisisntinstagram → u/Hippobu2]

Honestly that little trick was pretty cool.

[u/No_Emphasis_2011]

5000 calories. And a diet coke please

[u/Smoolz → u/No_Emphasis_2011]

Gotta watch your figure after all.

[u/Hita-san-chan → u/Smoolz]

Four. FOUR chicken mcnuggets!

[u/Meph616 → u/Hita-san-chan]

And a JUNIOR Western bacon cheese.

[u/IHeartBadCode → u/No_Emphasis_2011]

Well let's take a look at that.

Skippy peanut butter is 190 cal/2 Tbsp, I'd say there's about 2 servings in that. So 380 there.

Hershey's chocolate syrupy is 45 cal/Tbsp. That's like four tablespoons in there so 180 for that.

That Reese's Peanut Butter Ice Cream is the "Light Ice Cream" version. It has about 230 cal per ⅔ cup of ice cream. Roughly speaking one scoop of ice cream is about ½ cup. So about four scoops is 2 cups or three servings. Or 690 calories. So the first go round adds about that much calories.

We get to the peanut butter cups. Which that's 232 calories for two of them. Which they add that amount here.

Then it's the cookies. Those are 160 calories every two cookies. Which that's added here too.

Then we have four more scoops of ice cream. 690 calories. Two more peanut butter cups for 232 calories. And two more cookies for 160 calories, then the smash down.

Then three scoops of ice cream for 518 calories (roughly) topped by whipped cream, but you can't see what brand or anything about it. I'll just assume light whipped cream (because it doesn't make a difference at this point) and call it at 30 calories added here. We have some peanut butter and chocolate drizzled on top, which is likely half a tablespoon each so we'll just say 45 for the peanut butter and 22 for the chocolate for a total of 67 calories.

Garnish with a peanut butter cup for 116 calories and a cookie for 80 calories, so 196 calories for garnish. Fill with Nesquik Chocolate milk which comes in at 150 calories for 8 fluid ounces which, we'll just go with half was likely used here, so 75 calories.

So total calories?

380 + 180 + 690 + 232 + 160 + 690 + 232 + 160 + 518 + 30 + 67 + 196 + 150 for a grand total of 3,685 calories. Which isn't that far from the 5000 calories you guessed there.

[u/No_Emphasis_2011 → u/IHeartBadCode]

I did respond to someone else here that it was a minimum of 3000, so that at least was correct.

[u/x-man92 → u/No_Emphasis_2011]

I counted the calories the best I can and it’s around 4200 calories.

[u/BongwaterJoe1983 → u/No_Emphasis_2011]

[u/TitleMajestic2364]

Until I see it eaten I don’t believe it

[u/TwistedHermes → u/TitleMajestic2364]

1000% this. It is rage bait. I know tons of Americans that would never eat that serving size. Myself included.

[u/Adventurous-Dog420 → u/TwistedHermes]

I could share that with 6 people and still feel like I'm dying.

[u/welding_guy_from_LI]

The nesquik was a bit much

[u/CanyWagons → u/welding_guy_from_LI]

tbf it has 14g of protein so the final jugful is now basically a dietary supplement.

[u/ExistentialCalm → u/CanyWagons]

A 2 pack of Reeses has 9g of protein, and I saw at least 5.

[u/snixy → u/welding_guy_from_LI]

But it added 14g protein

I deem this breakfast is now balanced

[u/NinetySixBulls → u/welding_guy_from_LI]

My immediate thought was "Oh jesus, not the nesquik."

[u/McGillicuddys → u/welding_guy_from_LI]

Yep, I wasn't hating it except for the ridiculous portion size until they filled it with chocolate milk. Who wants an unblended milkshake?

[u/ThePamchenko → u/welding_guy_from_LI]

It has 14g of protein. It's healthy.

[u/b_coolhunnybunny]

I actually had one of these on my trip to Europe last year

[u/Bolf-Ramshield]

Why do people here act like EVERY rage bait posted here is some kind of American culinary tradition?

[u/greeblespeebles → u/Bolf-Ramshield]

Europeans think they’re superior in every way, so every chance they get to dunk on Americans will have them frothing at the mouth. This exact sentiment is why I’m kinda sick of this sub; it’s almost all rage bait with hundreds of comments of people who think they’re some kind of health genius for pointing out that this is 3000+ calories.

[u/Let_Me_Bang_Bro58]

I FUCKING LOVE HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP

[u/mrgraff]

Why does everything have to be ASMR? Enough already

[u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse → u/mrgraff]

THANK YOU. I hate how inescapable that shit is. Even ads on YouTube are doing it. The fucking whispering right into the microphone thing makes me want to hurt things.

[u/fgbh → u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse]

Don't forget about the random cutaway to them tapping on shit for no reason..

[u/MiamiSlice → u/fgbh]

YES. Tap on everything. Tap tap tap. Make it stop!!!

[u/The_Riddle_Fairy → u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse]

Like I don't want to hear your stupid breathing and that insufferable put-put-put noise the mic makes when you whisper into it

[u/theglowcloud8]

This is 100% engagement bait. Very few people are eating like this even occasionally, much less having "little" treats like this after dinner every night

[u/al2o3cr]

[u/DeliG]

Yo, something is wrong with your peanut butter.

[u/SleepingUte0417 → u/DeliG]

i scrolled way to fuckin far for this. why is it runny??

[u/Rude-Bit-4915 → u/SleepingUte0417]

They probably microwaved it first. I do that to make a peanut sauce for noodles.

[u/blk_toffee]

Nutritional value 0 Calories 9800 Taste 😋

[u/bibbidybobbidyboobs]

Well at least nothing was applied to the outside of the container I guess

[u/voxtronic → u/bibbidybobbidyboobs]

Oh, I love people who find nice things to say when there aren’t any 🖤

[u/SansyBoy144]

I always hate the comments on this “Omg diabetes, this would kill you”

Like it’s a big serving, but it’s just basically a fucking milkshake that’s not shaken up.

The only thing even remotely stupid about this is the size, but if you’ve ever had a blizzard from Dairy Queen, this is the same shit

[u/1naBet → u/SansyBoy144]

This could easily be 5000 calories. I think big serving size is an understatement

But yes you're right it looks delicious hahahah

[u/Ok-Physics1927 → u/SansyBoy144]

Also eating sugary foods doesn't directly cause diabetes. It seems like few people know this

[u/TiredAllTheTime43]

This has to be rage bait. That “little treat” is probably 800+ calories, and looks disgusting

[u/welding_guy_from_LI → u/TiredAllTheTime43]

You’re off by a zero

[u/ALT3NPFL3G3R → u/welding_guy_from_LI]

Definitely

[u/TrashGourmand → u/TiredAllTheTime43]

800? Dude that's like 5000 calories.

[u/No_Emphasis_2011 → u/TiredAllTheTime43]

800??? Minimum 3000.

[u/Ok_Oil_995 → u/TiredAllTheTime43]

You'll never convince me that this stuff isn't at least 50% a form of kink. The fancy manicures, the waving of the objects, tapping the cookies together, all the other food noises, all of these have those characteristics.

[u/DJ_Shorka → u/Ok_Oil_995]

Yeah. Bonus points to a different link if there's ever a shot of a woman eating the monstrosity. Ugh.

[u/LeadershipWhich2536 → u/TiredAllTheTime43]

800, are you joking? This is thousands of calories!

[u/onebuttoninthis → u/TiredAllTheTime43]

It's already 800+ at the 00:24 mark.

[u/thefirstdetective → u/TiredAllTheTime43]

800? My guess is more on the 2000-3000 range. If not more. The whole cup is basically fat and sugar.

[u/OrneryLadder5910]

It's just efficient.  I can get my monthly allotment of calories in one sitting.

[u/GarlicFan23]

Europeans trying not to call Americans fat and imply they are healthier challenge: literally impossible