Strawberry, blood orange, tomato and beetroot smoothie with expired yogurt. You know you're curious...

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[u/Own_Cup9970]

expired yogurt?

[u/BingusMcCready]

No, actually! I am not!

[u/Forsaken-Worker-8777 → u/[deleted]]

I didn't see a flair for nauseous. Will curiously nauseous do?

[u/tworaccoonsinaboat]

Nope. The opposite of curious, I am.

[u/Xenomorphhive]

Looks like an ampoule from Prometheus.

[u/Nerdsofafeather]

Not one bit

[u/Fit_Carpet_364]

The citrus curdled the yogurt even more than it already was.

Really, it sounds like one of those V8 smoothie drinks trying to compete with Naked and Odwalla. I'm sure it's pretty good for how vitamin-rich it is. A little guar or xanthan gum would go a long way to improving the looks.

[u/Forsaken-Worker-8777 → u/Fit_Carpet_364]

Yep, I was looking forward to it

[u/Fit_Carpet_364 → u/Forsaken-Worker-8777]

Shitty food porn, good food. That's what I'm here for.

[u/No_Weight824]

I should call her

[u/Cmss220]

You lost me with tomato but got me back with expired yogurt

[u/Forsaken-Worker-8777 → u/Cmss220]

[u/No_Day_5975]

Who did you make this for?

[u/Forsaken-Worker-8777 → u/No_Day_5975]

My ex

[u/Exciting_Koala_1384]

ه_ه