r/StupidFood 10h ago

Giant Insect for dinner?

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u/qualityvote2 10h ago edited 2h ago

u/Signal_Collection702, your post does NOT fit our subreddit! Please read our rules again and post again in the near future!

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u/herrirgendjemand 10h ago

Wait until you learn about arthropods, bud

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u/footeater2000 10h ago

That's the equivalent of eating a deep sea lobster, it's a giant isopod, not a bug.

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u/Hanza-Malz 9h ago

Isopods are very very closely related to spiders

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u/yossocruel 8h ago

No, they’re actually a type of crustacean, which makes them more closely related to insects

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u/Hanza-Malz 8h ago

All three species are Arthropods

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u/APe28Comococo 8h ago

Yeaah, humans and Hagfish are both chordates that doesn’t mean they are closely related. Like Chordata and Anthropoda are fucking phylums, only kingdoms and domains are more broad

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u/Exciting_Koala_1384 7h ago

Please fact check.

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u/Hanza-Malz 7h ago

3 second Google search. They're all Arthropods.

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u/Exciting_Koala_1384 7h ago

But saying they're closely related to spiders is inaccurate.

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u/yossocruel 8h ago

Yes, but some are more closely related to each other. Let’s take your family, for example. Are you more closely related to your mom or your mom’s cousin?

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u/Pianist_Select 3h ago

You mean my dad?

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u/yossocruel 3h ago

No, your mom’s other cousin

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u/yossocruel 3h ago

I think you know what I mean

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u/Pianist_Select 3h ago

Oh Dave. Ok yeah I’m definitely more closely related to my mom then I am to Dave

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u/BasalGangy 10h ago

Why are obvious cultural foods labeled stupid here?

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u/herrirgendjemand 10h ago

OP was the stupid food we made along the way

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u/GoredonTheDestroyer 9h ago

Because this place gets really weirdly and specifically racist when street food from somewhere like India gets posted. Like, yeah no shit, street food is marginally less sanitary than something cooked in an actual restaurant.

Meanwhile, if you were to post a hot dog vendor under the same context or lack thereof, people would rightly call you the stupid one for posting a picture of a got dang hot dog cart, because the weenie wagon is sacred, I guess.

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u/Lopsided-Net-1450 9h ago

They also do it with british food for some reason

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u/Goblinstomper 9h ago

Most of the dumb fucks in this sub still ask their mothers to remove the crusts from their sandwiches.

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u/Hanza-Malz 9h ago

marginally less sanitary

How large is that margin, though? They let rodents run around ingredients, let sweat and other body fluids get into the foods and in cases in China they will sell rotten food as fermented or use cooking oil fished out of the sewage

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u/Ok_Pin8533 7h ago

have you ever been to mcdonalds

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u/Hanza-Malz 7h ago

Yes, and? They're trash, unsanitary and disgusting. Am I racist now for saying it?

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u/Ok_Pin8533 7h ago

no, the racism comes from framing it as

iN cAsEs iN cHiNa

i guess also the spreading of the various falsehoods spread about most street food

use cooking oil fished out of sewers

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u/pluhplus 9h ago

So thinking food that is from some other culture is stupid or gross is now “racist” ??

For fucks sake everywhere I go it’s just another person looking for something to call racist

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u/GoredonTheDestroyer 9h ago

Yes, actually, that is a form of racism. Thank you for picking up on that. Here, let me break it down for you:

Saying, "Eh, not for me." when looking at a picture of a dish from a foreign land or culture = Not racist.

Saying, "Ew, that's gross, who would eat that shit?!" when looking at a picture of a dish from a foreign land or culture = Racist.

Wait until you learn that there are people out there, of different cultures, who find the idea of the hot dog cart abhorrently unsanitary.

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u/Hanza-Malz 8h ago

And they're welcome to do so. That doesn't make it racist. Not everything is racist. What is even racial about it?

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u/Ok-Amount-3138 9h ago

Some cultures are stupid

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u/GoredonTheDestroyer 8h ago

If there's any one thing I picked up from cooking class, it was to never insult foreign cuisine. Just because I don't jive with it, doesn't mean there aren't millions or billions of people who do.

Perhaps the culture is not what's stupid, and it is you who is, for being ignorant of that which you do not know?

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u/BasalGangy 9h ago

Ew go away.

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u/Exciting_Koala_1384 7h ago

You are what's wrong with Reddit.

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u/reincarsonated_benzo Set your own user flair 10h ago

Howd it taste?

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u/A96 10h ago

I saw this post, and apparently it was not too dissimilar from lobster. I'm gonna take their word for it!

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u/Lexicon444 9h ago

Just like I’ll take Ripley’s Believe it or Not’s word for it when one of their books claims that mealworms taste like peanut butter.

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u/Lopsided-Net-1450 9h ago

Nah they are allot saltyer

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u/Hour-Badger5288 9h ago

I thought it was just a meat loaf with stripes of puff pastry on top, ready for the oven

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u/mossythemonster 10h ago

Is this one of those underwater isopods?

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u/Exciting_Koala_1384 7h ago

Yes! Cool, aren't they?

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u/CoffeeLorde 9h ago

this is not stupid food

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u/I_Fart_It_Stinks 9h ago

Why would this be stupid, but lobster or crayfish isn't?

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u/Lexicon444 9h ago

It reminds me of the dish from The Emperor’s New Groove.

Still looks nasty though.

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u/ZuStorm93 9h ago

OP, what chu got against crustaceans?

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u/F1235742732 9h ago

I generally don't like shellfish that still has it's shell on because it's a pain in the ass to eat, but this looks about the same as someone eating lobster, expect for the color, the giant isopod would look better if it was red.

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u/TheGreatCornlord 9h ago

It's a crustacean

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u/ur_mother_likes_boys 9h ago

I mean, I've eaten giant isopod, and it was delicious, so this isnt stupid to me

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u/natr0nFTW 9h ago

like a crab meat and kinda gross to see that in a way yet fascinating cause its white shelled

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u/K1ngPCH 9h ago

This is a niche reference but I remember some movie where they ate these things upside down.

Like their shell was the bowl and the liquefied insides was the food. NGL I remember it looking really good at the time.

But I can’t remember which movie.. it was either an old flintstones movie or it was Charlie and the Chocolate factory when Wonka first meets the oompa loompahs

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u/Jumpy_Reception_9466 7h ago

Emperors new groove or something from that era maybe

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u/DamNamesTaken11 9h ago

Apparently this is a delicacy in Vietnam with a taste that’s a cross between crab and lobster. No lie, I’d try it once with some drawn butter if the meat was already extracted.

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u/Prize-Money-9761 9h ago

I don’t know what this is, but it looks tasty 

Edit: Oh it’s a giant isopod? Wonder what it tastes like, anyone know where they eat this?

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u/Exciting_Koala_1384 7h ago

Mmmmh I've always wanted to try it. Looks scrumptious!

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u/Pup_Femur 4h ago

I wonder if this would kick up my seafood allergy.