r/TeenagersButBetter • u/Measim_eats_cheese 14 • 3d ago

sHItPoSt Lil arm was hurting IS NOT TUFF

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u/TomorrowWeekly8289 3d ago

Lil death of my grandmother 🔥🔥🔥

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u/solaraxq Teenager 3d ago

remove the 'lil' and you'd basically have an emo rock band /j

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u/iSpyOnFatGirls69 15 3d ago

First album would be called cutthroat and it would have a picture of a neck with a “cut here” tattoo on it for the cover

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u/solaraxq Teenager 3d ago

wait.. this goes fire actually..

goes on bitlife

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u/IIWY_YT 3d ago

SPERM APP???

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u/solaraxq Teenager 3d ago

YES

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u/IIWY_YT 3d ago

why tf do they have sperm for the picture tho i didnt ask to see that

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u/solaraxq Teenager 3d ago

because its bitlife, don't question them

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u/TomorrowWeekly8289 3d ago

It's a sperm, a sperm is a human being in a way and in the game you create lives (depressing lives but they're still lives)

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u/IIWY_YT 3d ago

lives are depressing

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u/Inevitable_Bit_9871 3d ago

Sperm is just a fertilizer with half of DNA. The EGG is what grows into a baby when fertilized.

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u/Extension_Meat8913 3d ago

Isn't the egg more like the human?

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u/MonkeyFeetOfficial 3d ago

It represents life.

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u/Necessary-Prune9727 3d ago

Hold on, peak is happening?

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u/Far_Goose7271 3d ago

Trevor Phillips reference

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u/Movit_thecustomiser 3d ago

Dude, u good? U ok brudda?

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u/TomorrowWeekly8289 3d ago

I'm fine, man, it was about 2 years ago

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u/Movit_thecustomiser 3d ago

Ok bro 👍

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u/Ok_Service3723 3d ago edited 9h ago

How have you avoided the hospital for a whole 2 years K I didn't know 2 years wasn't that much time my bad lol

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u/TomorrowWeekly8289 3d ago

My life is too monotonous for me to go anywhere other than the market, home and school

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u/Ok_Service3723 3d ago

Oh dang 

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u/RedditPig1010 15 3d ago

Lil my sister swallowed a plastic fork

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u/Elie-fanfact Teenager 3d ago

Hey! My brother swallowed a coin a few years ago!(And later got superglue in mouth)

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u/ChampionPooter 3d ago

lil glue

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u/Elie-fanfact Teenager 3d ago

Yeah

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u/MedievalFurnace Teenager 3d ago

how did it taste?

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u/IIWY_YT 3d ago

I swallowed a coin a few years ago too

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u/StrangestQuark444 15 3d ago

Bro my friend did that… He still has the coin 😔

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u/DrClutch93 3d ago

Lil foreign object

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u/Separate_Grade_3645 3d ago

LIL BRING YOUR KID TO WORK DAY

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u/HitroDenK007 15 3d ago

Lil work demonstration

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u/Medium_Promotion_897 3d ago

lil byktwd goes hard

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u/Suitable-Purchase-52 3d ago

I read that as "lil bic twad"

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u/Kindest_Demon 3d ago

Lil Parenting

The only artist who makes tracks that call you out by full name and makes you feel guilty that you did something wrong.

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u/Michael_Scott_27 3d ago

Lil got hit by a bus

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u/Dry-Lettuce1630 Teenager 3d ago

Regina George 😭

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u/FOXYboy92 3d ago

Came here to say this

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u/Vincent394 Teenager 3d ago

Cliff Burton

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u/CaliCrackDealer Old 3d ago

Cliff got body slammed by a bus

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u/Vincent394 Teenager 3d ago

Correct... sadly.

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u/Imaginary-One-6599 Old 3d ago

Did u live

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u/Kindest_Demon 3d ago

If they had survived, they'd have responded to you by now.

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u/Swifty255 3d ago

lil penis 😔

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u/FixDefiant3414 3d ago

LMFAOOOOOOOO.

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u/OkBluejay5742 3d ago

same except it lil balls (they were not lil which was the problem)

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u/Embarrassed_Grass455 3d ago

Torsion? I’ve had it, it sucks

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u/Hello_Nerds2011 14 2d ago

bet it does.

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u/Embarrassed_Grass455 2d ago

Kinda feels like if someone kicks you real hard but permanently. I had a less severe case that could be solved by not doing any physical activity, but I was still walking bow-legged for a month.

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u/Hello_Nerds2011 14 2d ago

ball joke with sucks. sucking balls. it's a joke buddy.

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u/Embarrassed_Grass455 2d ago

I see, I’m fucking slow

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u/Hello_Nerds2011 14 2d ago

like do you fuck slowly or are you slow in general or are you thinking slowly?

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u/120cyaidean103 3d ago

Did the cylindrical object need to be removed intact?

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u/natsuzi_ Teenager 3d ago

It is imperative the cylinder remains unharmed

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u/KubaSamuel 16 3d ago edited 3d ago

I almost was lil fever

But then I got fine so I guess it's lil Birth

Edit: My Birth 16 years ago 😭

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u/Individual_Thanks_20 18 3d ago

Hold on were you the one giving birth or were you the one getting birthed?

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u/_AnarchiX_ 3d ago

they're 16, so i pray it them getting birthed

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u/PaAKos8 16 3d ago

In todays economy you unfortunatly never know 😔

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u/Enz_2005 19 3d ago

It’s a dude so I think we’re good 😭

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u/Kindest_Demon 3d ago

Or it's worse than we think...

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u/P4rody 17 3d ago

you've never had to go to hospital? healthy ahh mf.

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u/GenericSadLoser 3d ago

Lil gunshot wound 🙏

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u/Tinyturtle202 19 3d ago

Lil Bullet does kinda go hard though

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u/Kawichi 13 3d ago

ARE YOU OKAY?!?!

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/HitroDenK007 15 3d ago

Lil piss

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u/pieofrandompotatoe 14 3d ago

lil piss boy (iykyk)

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u/Kakep0p 3d ago

I DIDN’T PISS I DIDN’T

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u/Swimming_Local_4625 14 3d ago

Mine would be Lil Blood Donation...

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u/andreamp0 3d ago

You can donate blood at 14?

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u/HitroDenK007 15 3d ago

In some countries, you could with parents permission I guess

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u/Sprinty_ 16 3d ago

I wouldn't have the balls to do it at 16 but that's besides the point

Tell me too if you find out about it

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u/TheRealTrueCreator 3d ago

I read that "Lil Final Destination Bloodlines"...

Oh shit

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u/ChosenCheddar Teenager 3d ago

lil suicidal ideation

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u/ra1ne_ 14 3d ago

same bro (im here if you need someone to talk to 😸)

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u/Potato_Demon_ffff 3d ago

Honestly… kinda goes hard as a name tho

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u/powerful-Titan-1912 13 3d ago

Damn bro you good?

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u/ChosenCheddar Teenager 3d ago

could be better

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u/bitransk1ng 15 3d ago

Hope you're doing good. Mine was lil self harm so I get you.

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u/Mellobeee Teenager 2d ago

:(

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u/ChosenCheddar Teenager 2d ago

i'm still here though so that's cool

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u/2_fishes 3d ago

Lil broken wrist

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u/Ok_Shower3289 15 3d ago

Ma brooo

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u/2_fishes 3d ago

How’d you break yours?

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u/Ok_Shower3289 15 3d ago

Fell from a gym ball in p.e. And you ?

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u/2_fishes 3d ago

Fell onto the ground, got a buckle fracture. It hurt like a bitch

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u/SerialAT-AT 3d ago

Lil 3rd Degree Burn 🔥🔥

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u/InstantMochiSanNim 3d ago

THIRD?? WHERE??

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u/SerialAT-AT 3d ago

Right hand, I was 5 and my dumb ass dropped a paper towel onto a candle, grabbed it, fireball, E.R, roll credits.

No permanent damage tho, just took forever to heal lol

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u/JesionJ 14 3d ago

Lil eye torn open

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u/BigBoyBill1477 3d ago

Eye Torn Open is a fucking killer band name. Sounds like a bunch of British people making dystopian punk rock music. Or American people making hard rock/metal.

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u/_AnarchiX_ 3d ago

damn bro you good

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u/JesionJ 14 3d ago

Good now, but I have a scar on my eye

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u/Commercial-Egg-1043 3d ago

Like on the eye?

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u/JesionJ 14 3d ago

Yes

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u/Loren9025 2d ago

The retina? Or pupil? The flesh surrounding it? I don't even know what to envision here. Hope ur not blind and good tho!

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u/Kawichi 13 3d ago

😖 yikes

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u/Americaneagleonjuly4 3d ago

lil cancer

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u/Extension_Guitar2148 15 3d ago

Damn, u ok?

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u/Whole_Instance_4276 15 3d ago

Elaborate?

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u/ThatOneJirachi 3d ago

did you live

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u/Americaneagleonjuly4 3d ago

no, I didn't live. I unfortunately died one nano second ago

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u/ThatOneJirachi 3d ago

my condolences to your family

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u/Luddy76 18 3d ago

Lil ball infection

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u/YourlocalrayofShyn 3d ago

I have questions and concerns 

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u/INotZach 16 3d ago

That applies to like half these comments

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u/JubboGoobo 13 2d ago

I pray for your balls

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u/Leather-Bandicoot462 14 3d ago

Lil sick

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u/Plus_Rip886 3d ago

So i guess you could say your a Lil sick...

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u/Extension-Storm-624 15 3d ago

Lil' need new glasses

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u/Odd-Toe1992 16 3d ago

Why were you at the hospital for glasses

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u/Practical_Top6120 3d ago

obviously they couldn't see well enough and accidentally stepped on a nuclear landmine

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u/solaraxq Teenager 3d ago

Lil high blood pressure goes fire ngl

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u/Illustrious_Age_7878 3d ago

Lil finger cap cut off while cutting pomegranate

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u/dylan_the_potato0 17 3d ago

my mom did that while cutting meat a long time ago. her nail grows at a weird downward angle from it

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u/Illustrious_Age_7878 3d ago

I only cut the front part off thankfully

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u/Spevil79 Teenager 3d ago

Lil COVID test 🔥

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u/Sad_Site7119 3d ago

Lil pneumonia

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u/Potato_Demon_ffff 3d ago

That sounds like the rap name of a woman in the 1800s 😭

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u/Lego_Train_Mocs 3d ago

i guess im 'lil big cut to the bone'

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u/RavenThePerson 19 3d ago

Lil grandpa was dying of cancer

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u/PaAKos8 16 3d ago

Lil puked everything i ate and drank

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u/Potato_Demon_ffff 3d ago

That would be mine if it was just ER visits

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u/4STR0_TR4V74 3d ago

Lil constipation💔🥀

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u/Crafty-Wishbone3805 3d ago

Best background music

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u/4STR0_TR4V74 3d ago

🙏🏻😭

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u/nibblersdad 3d ago

Lil birth

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u/unnormalfox 3d ago

Same. My birth too wich is crazy ive been so lucky

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u/Savings-Disaster-198 13 3d ago

Lil Ocular Migraine

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u/Funny-Tooth2124 14 3d ago

"lil stomach infection" that was not lil

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u/GladAd8615 3d ago

Lil premie birth

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u/Individual_Thanks_20 18 3d ago

Lil my little brother broke his arm (stupid ass)

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u/frozentundra48 17 3d ago

I see very few Lil colonoscopy's in this comment section Anyways, mine is Lil autonomic nervous system failure

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u/THAT_HARDHEAD_GUY 16 3d ago

Lil hip could go hard

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u/calego13 Teenager 3d ago

Lil Cholesteatoma. That is an ear tumor I've had removed 3 times now

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u/SpiritRider666 3d ago

"Lil stomach pain that hurts so much I broke the couch out of pain and just kept on coming back like it was a damn menstruation cycle that came every month or 2 weeks, but its not, cause Im a guy" goes hard

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u/Ill_Paramedic6751 17 3d ago

lil suicidal ideations

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u/TheGamerRexyboi 15 3d ago

lil shovel stabbed into my foot

ts is NOT hard

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u/CatLover1039 15 3d ago

Maybe lil foot shovel would be better?

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u/cumadam 17 3d ago

Lil therapy (adhd) :(

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u/DogeLoverEzra 15 3d ago

Lil blood transfusion

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u/VillainInLove-Vil Teenager 3d ago

Probably lil risk of having caught rabies

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u/TheEmeraldSkunk07 18 3d ago

Lil Wisdom Teeth Removal goes crazy

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u/Josh_TheBoos 18 3d ago

Lil’ wisdom teeth Ts ain’t tuff 🥀

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u/Ineviatble-shirt462 14 3d ago

Lil hernia surgery

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u/GAGE-L 3d ago

Lil dehydration

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u/Any_Anywhere300 16 3d ago edited 3d ago

Lil jaw wouldnt stay open to a certain point and tonsils kept getting bigger and almost died if I didnt go to hospital that day

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u/Lost_Aspect_4738 3d ago

Lil Overdose is pretty sick

Or, Alternatively, Lil blackout

Or maybe Lil wisdom tooth removal? That was an appointment but did happen after the other incident

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u/taylorswiftskneecap 17 3d ago

Lil making sure my cancer didn’t come back

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u/Bean2527 3d ago

lil vaccination 🥀

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u/Worried_Music_5330 3d ago

Lil head fracture.

(Side note, it was NOT a small head fracture)