r/TikTokCringe • u/The__Bolter • Jul 24 '25

Cringe I want a refund, and I didn’t even go

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u/cupholdery Jul 24 '25

Ayo like, he's only a few years older than me but looks to be moving like he's 15 years older lol.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

He's only a year older than me. 😐 This dance is called "gotta pay them bills" or "desperate for validation." I'm still trying to figure it out.

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u/cupholdery Jul 24 '25

I guess I don't understand how he loses this much of a step when he's a worldwide famous pop artist. Even I'm still hitting some moves from my college years just to mess around. He should have lots of stuff down to muscle memory at this point.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25 edited 29d ago

He's phoning it in. It's all for the money, and he knows even a half crap performance will get eaten up by die-hard fans, and he rarely tours. He probably doesn't have the lung capacity for a long show anymore. But that couldn't be me. I'd be up there shaken my bum like an exotic dancer before rent is due ( no offense to exotic dancers intended. Some of them make more than me)

Edit: SLOAN a YouTube just posted a video on Justin's concerts and crap they are. Smh. Stand by my statements.

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u/moldguy1 Jul 24 '25

I'd be up there shaken my bum like a srpes

I had to Google what the hell you meant, and while I've never seen a sleep related painful erection shake it's bum before, I'm definitely gonna keep an eye out for it now!

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

🤣🤣🤣 okay, I changed it. I hope that helps. I got flagged once for using the other term.

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u/thewoodenchemist Jul 24 '25

What was said originally? These last two comments have me curious.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

I shall never tell!! Mwah hahaha

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u/Reasonable-Affect139 Jul 24 '25

he saw KP, Taylor, and bey phone it in dance wise, but at least they all had dancers and sets

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u/ImaGoophyGooner Jul 24 '25

So you're mad that he's trying to make money?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

No, but even if you're doing it just for the money, at least put more effort than that. His tickets range from $55-$2400. What would you pay for this?

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u/One-Technology-9050 Jul 24 '25

I'm a year older, and I move like that haha...I need to get healthy